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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Personal faves include:

Sucks like a dyson

Treat this lady with respect

Lol

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

That's for me to know and you to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Timewasters need not apply"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

This ones beginning to be a cliche: "fuck off and stay in Brighton"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

'You know who you are...'

Wish theyd either tell the rest of us or bugger off...

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"to sydney university"

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Why can't I get a meet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't miss out on him/her/them

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I thought it was bigger"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Or even (although not a cliche)..............

"where are you from?"

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By *helmercpleCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"This ones beginning to be a cliche: "fuck off and stay in Brighton""

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bite ..... Unless you want me to

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it

I have a very high sex drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck her hard and treat her kind

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I don't bite unless you ask me

anything to do with that stupid book

I am straight as I don't want a relationship with a man, am ok chomping his knob tho

best one tho:

I am married, playing and want to know how people feel about that, then rant at the judgemental who dare answer if not quite as OP planned.......

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"have you got a face pic?"

To which I reply "no but I have an ice pick"

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The one I receive as a reply: it's your loss

Guess I'll just have to steal myself to cope with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy going axe wielding lady looking for full of soft (skin) swap.

Prefer social meet and drink first. Must not be allergic to Rhohypnol.

Please don't be offended if I block you and stalk your bunny.

To Sydney University: Aussie twats don't go nicking my pics and photoshopping me nailing a donkey.

I'm a curvy voluptuous size 20. Play fighting in my basho & wearing giant nappies gets me moist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one I receive as a reply: it's your loss

Guess I'll just have to steal myself to cope with it

PMSL.....just fell off my chair....

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

How many times do I have to tell you to piss off idiot?

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