FabSwingers.com forum: What could YOU Bring to the Table?

By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

So Imagine there was an event coming up and to attend as well as being a horny fucker, that basically covers the entire Fab Membership, you would need to bring a special skill/talent/"Thing" to the table?

So what could you offer?

Anyone responding with "Me", "My Cock/Pussy" or similar things will be ignored!

Don't be shy about including apparently mundane and vanilla skills they might have a kinky adaptation you've never considered!

So have at it!

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can change king size duvet covers quickly. Does that help?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I can bring a homemade lemon cheesecake x

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

I can wiggle my ears.

(Bry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet rolls and sky remote

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Foot massages

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

I've got very tiny hands (see pic) which will boost any man's confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got very tiny hands (see pic) which will boost any man's confidence "

pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got very tiny hands (see pic) which will boost any man's confidence

pm me

Just saw the picture you are on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wash up like a whirlwind

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By *sLillyMrWolfeCouple
over a year ago

near you...

"So Imagine there was an event coming up and to attend as well as being a horny fucker, that basically covers the entire Fab Membership, you would need to bring a special skill/talent/"Thing" to the table?

So what could you offer?

Anyone responding with "Me", "My Cock/Pussy" or similar things will be ignored!

Don't be shy about including apparently mundane and vanilla skills they might have a kinky adaptation you've never considered!

So have at it!

I can do balloon animals if that helps? Not sure how to adapt that kinkily Lxx

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Origami skills

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By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

"I can bring a homemade lemon cheesecake x"

So I'll put you down dor Sploshing then!

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By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

"Foot massages"
Foot Fetishist Party invite!

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By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

"I've got very tiny hands (see pic) which will boost any man's confidence "

Hand Model for "Improve your Fab Pics" Photoshoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the most niche party ever, I hope there are enough rooms for all the various activities.

I will bring a guitar …

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Quirky horror film scenarios.

So far;-

Chatterer - Hellraiser (eeary silence, showing such pleasures)

Pyramidhead - Silent Hill (rough, clothes tearing action)

Micheal Meyers - Halloween (CNC)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring water, you all need to stay hydrated

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

cumallover

I taste colours (synaesthesia)!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I can make a pint disappear just like that

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

A lot of hair… ( ok I will see myself out)

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By *byeguysCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Paisley

I’m a garment technologist so I could whip up any outfit at a moments notice as long as I had fabric and a machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a chef do practically anything as long as it tastes nice

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By *oughton_regis_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Houghton regis

I'll bring my massage skills and my partner can use his hand skills with the ladies

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A positive attitude

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By *ad boy maverickMan
over a year ago

basildon

Used to do a lot of magic so I could brush up my card magic skills ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make balloon animals with my penis.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I can spin a basketball on my fingers or nose.

Possibly elsewhere;but I'd need a helmet...for my helmet

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

We will bring a gigantic prawn ring… cant have a party without one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a beautiful singing voice so if you need a naked karaoke performance I'm your guy

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By *thletic_cuckMan
over a year ago

Here and there

My favourite trick is that I can cum seven feet! It freaks people out though as it should be cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach cake

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I can load a dishwasher….

Apparently the only person that can in this house so it must be quite a niche skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do that weird thing where I roll my stomach. Always a great party trick.

And I can recite pi to 4 digits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To try and make a laugh out of anything.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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I am a qualified Swedish masseuse

I make the best white chocolate cheesecake you’ll ever have

I can make a bow tie out of a paper napkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banter and improvised comedy

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

So what could you offer?

Anyone responding with "Me", "My Cock/Pussy" or similar things will be ignored!

Don't be shy about including apparently mundane and vanilla skills they might have a kinky adaptation you've never considered!

So have at it!

I could bring a folding table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a qualified Swedish masseuse

I make the best white chocolate cheesecake you’ll ever have

I can make a bow tie out of a paper napkin

You need to let me try your white chocolate cheesecake … we talk about hot you are after

lovely photos…

Can I invite myself in to New Castle ? Never been there ^^

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By *iren!Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Fantastic cocktail maker. I can make a great cocktail bespoke to you.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I can lay a mean carpet

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"I am a qualified Swedish masseuse

I make the best white chocolate cheesecake you’ll ever have

I can make a bow tie out of a paper napkin

I could do with a massage..

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

I got a nice 70s style table cloth

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

A big 'drumstick of _rispyduck'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiim a proffecional qualified physio and massage therapist I'm trained in many styles including Tantric therapy and massage xx

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By *reen as JadeCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Myself naked spread eagle on the table x hehehe

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Juggling

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By *acknickMan
over a year ago

london

A fun, happy vibe and my guitar ??

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By *ffanotdykeCouple
over a year ago

Telford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got very tiny hands (see pic) which will boost any man's confidence "

I’ve tiny hands too, but yours win hands down lol

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"I've got very tiny hands (see pic) which will boost any man's confidence "

Those little hands made me feel rather uncomfortable lol

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I've got very tiny hands (see pic) which will boost any man's confidence "

I laughed way too hard at the picture not what I was expecting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good at tetris, so I can help to stack in one more

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By *ldbutable1Man
over a year ago

hewish

I have a sex swing and stand only used for a pro photo shoot,

also i make some wicked chocolate truffles ( not edibles)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, my ever insatiable vocabulary. My tongue not only knows how to make me sound elegant. But does wonders for your nether regions

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I make awesome espresso martinis

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I've been mistaken for a bouncer a couple of times. I'm not sure I'd be too effective at it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could bring a good dark sense of humour a lot of sarcasm and I do a crack breakfast

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I really love cock (and even quim sometimes).

Adore it.

Worship it.

Plus my voice is pretty good for getting people in the mood.

This modesty is really sexy isn't it?

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

colchester

I can make a good cup of tea for light refreshments after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love introducing others to the delights of pegging

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Twerking buttocks

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By *ouplesrus34Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ Forgot I was on my joint profile ^

I could take you to cloud 12 (cloud 9 is for amateurs) when I'm giving cock/pussy worship.

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By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

"I can do that weird thing where I roll my stomach. Always a great party trick.

And I can recite pi to 4 digits

Only 4!

I can do SIX and I don't even consider that a skill!

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By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

"I am a qualified Swedish masseuse

I make the best white chocolate cheesecake you’ll ever have

I can make a bow tie out of a paper napkin

One of the first with some really useful skills!

Drop me a PM and we can discuss how this thread may be more than just a laugh!

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By *vaferrWoman
over a year ago

Luton

"I am a qualified Swedish masseuse

I make the best white chocolate cheesecake you’ll ever have

I can make a bow tie out of a paper napkin

you had me at chocolate cheesecake!!

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By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

"Fantastic cocktail maker. I can make a great cocktail bespoke to you."

Now this is the sort of skill which could be really handy!

PM me if you'd like to discuss your Bespoke Cocktail making skills and how we could utilise it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll do a kickflip on a skateboard

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By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

"Myself naked spread eagle on the table x hehehe "

Really need to know if that's Jade or Luke typing to decide on that one! LOL

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By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

"Juggling"

With Dildos might be impressive and appropriate!

Or Vibrators which are switched on instead of Chainsaws!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could put on a hula hoop performance

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I could put on a hula hoop performance

I'd love to see this one day.

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By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

"I could put on a hula hoop performance

I'd love to see this one day.

You and me both would you prefer her to do it naked or in Lingerie?

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By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

"^ Forgot I was on my joint profile ^

I could take you to cloud 12 (cloud 9 is for amateurs) when I'm giving cock/pussy worship."

An interesting Proposition!

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

A Tablecloth? I crochet so maybe that.

I know it's a proper old lady, nanny thing to do, sorry, feel a little embarrassed now haha x

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By *avidberksMan
over a year ago

Wokingham

I'm a Freeman of my family's hometown in Wales. Can provide somewhere to put your sheep and goats during playtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really love cock (and even quim sometimes).

Adore it.

Worship it.

Plus my voice is pretty good for getting people in the mood.

This modesty is really sexy isn't it?"

Your voice / accent is mouth wateringly hot it has to be said .. xx

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

I'm a bit shy so I could be happy with other shyish folk in the corner

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

A nice serving of sausage.

Or maybe a nice way of combining custom electronic instruments with sex toys.

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By *eybert77Man
over a year ago

Ramsey

I’m good with knots being a sailor

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

The softest hands in the business bar none

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By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

"I'm a Freeman of my family's hometown in Wales. Can provide somewhere to put your sheep and goats during playtime"

Depending on which Town in Wales "Sheep & Goats" would be considered "Playtime"! 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could put on a hula hoop performance

I'd love to see this one day.

You and me both would you prefer her to do it naked or in Lingerie?

Definitely a fabulous dress and some heels

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By *ee-dthewayMan
over a year ago

Garforth , Leeds

I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue

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By *angbang_Chaperone OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor ish

"I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue "

Now if you said your eyebrows I'm sure the ladies would be impressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can strip while I hula hoop

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By *inkytoggerMan
over a year ago

Tarporley

I make world class goats cheese and pesto nachos

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By *ee-dthewayMan
over a year ago

Garforth , Leeds

"I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue

Now if you said your eyebrows I'm sure the ladies would be impressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ Forgot I was on my joint profile ^

I could take you to cloud 12 (cloud 9 is for amateurs) when I'm giving cock/pussy worship.

An interesting Proposition!

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a decent photographer I’m sure it’s uses are covered

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By *ark_sentinelCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Bondage toys, flogger pin prick gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a cracking cuppa,

Remembering and Making 20 cups to your each individual spec at every round... Gotta be a skill right?

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