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By *amera man 25 OP   Man
over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

Closer Magazine quote, after laser treatment “my new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk” In our local Yorkshire town a beauty parlour had an A board outside offering vaginal tightening and two guys passing were genuinely heard to say “ There are enough tight cunts in this place already, don’t need any more!”

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I had to Google Lizzie Cundy

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Closer Magazine quote, after laser treatment “my new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk” In our local Yorkshire town a beauty parlour had an A board outside offering vaginal tightening and two guys passing were genuinely heard to say “ There are enough tight cunts in this place already, don’t need any more!”"

I was laughing more that Lizzie thinks she's got a new vagina

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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I was laughing more that Lizzie thinks she's got a new vagina "

Ha ha

I wonder who donated one ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" “my new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk” "

Maybe try WD40

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


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I was laughing more that Lizzie thinks she's got a new vagina

Ha ha

I wonder who donated one ?"

I dread to think!

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By *ampire69Man
over a year ago

Birmingham West Midlands

would love to do a quality control test on her new cunt just to make sure she got good value for money, i am fully qualified x

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By *rNightMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Closer Magazine quote, after laser treatment “my new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk” In our local Yorkshire town a beauty parlour had an A board outside offering vaginal tightening and two guys passing were genuinely heard to say “ There are enough tight cunts in this place already, don’t need any more!”"

Her hubby squeaks a lot too, they must make a right racket together

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire


"Closer Magazine quote, after laser treatment “my new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk” In our local Yorkshire town a beauty parlour had an A board outside offering vaginal tightening and two guys passing were genuinely heard to say “ There are enough tight cunts in this place already, don’t need any more!”

I was laughing more that Lizzie thinks she's got a new vagina "

You do make my giggle with your quips x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a member of a London members club and occasionally see her there. Once last year I was dating a woman older then me and approached Liz in a d*unk state asking for relationship advice with older women - she rightfully told me to fuck off whilst at the time I couldn’t see what Insaid wrong

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Closer Magazine quote, after laser treatment “my new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk” In our local Yorkshire town a beauty parlour had an A board outside offering vaginal tightening and two guys passing were genuinely heard to say “ There are enough tight cunts in this place already, don’t need any more!”

I was laughing more that Lizzie thinks she's got a new vagina

You do make my giggle with your quips x "

at least someone else aside from me laughs at my jokes

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