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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who else thinks they are underrated! I personally love a straight forward handjob.

Where have people given or received handjobs before which sticks in their mind.

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

I'm more than happy to lend a hand x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are handy

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I offer a slow sloppy teasing edging service when I'm available

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I love giving them to either myself or others

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

I have a small obsession with them. I love giving control to a woman to tease and edge me with her hands and a lot of oil. Probably my favourite way to orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them but always found them underwhelming when someone else does it, had a couple of exceptions though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely underrated.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I absolutely love giving a handjob, love the feeling of him getting harder at my touch, the sight of his pre cum oozing out, the tip glistening, the tightening of his balls, being able to use two hands if I wish, I adore the twitches and that look of anticipation and pleasure in his face as he watches me stroking him!

Totally get off on it xx

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We're hands on with each other regular, variety is the spice of life

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"I absolutely love giving a handjob, love the feeling of him getting harder at my touch, the sight of his pre cum oozing out, the tip glistening, the tightening of his balls, being able to use two hands if I wish, I adore the twitches and that look of anticipation and pleasure in his face as he watches me stroking him!

Totally get off on it xx"

^ I love all of this ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do love it "

Even better if you whisper things in my ear while you lick my earlobe !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who likes this - raise your hand.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Alice gives the best two-handed handjobs. I didn't even realise they could feel that good.

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By *unnesscoupleMan
over a year ago

Inverness


"I absolutely love giving a handjob, love the feeling of him getting harder at my touch, the sight of his pre cum oozing out, the tip glistening, the tightening of his balls, being able to use two hands if I wish, I adore the twitches and that look of anticipation and pleasure in his face as he watches me stroking him!

Totally get off on it xx

^ I love all of this ^"

You're not alone there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a small obsession with them. I love giving control to a woman to tease and edge me with her hands and a lot of oil. Probably my favourite way to orgasm"

Making notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These have been my best experiences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave one today, sent the guy off happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a small obsession with them. I love giving control to a woman to tease and edge me with her hands and a lot of oil. Probably my favourite way to orgasm

Making notes "

I wish I was a bit closer to your age requirements, Duchess

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By *g100Man
over a year ago

city

I absolutely love a handjob. On the whole I'd take one over a blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a small obsession with them. I love giving control to a woman to tease and edge me with her hands and a lot of oil. Probably my favourite way to orgasm

Making notes

I wish I was a bit closer to your age requirements, Duchess"

Yep I’m pretty fussy lol

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

I love a great hand job more so than a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a small obsession with them. I love giving control to a woman to tease and edge me with her hands and a lot of oil. Probably my favourite way to orgasm

Making notes

I wish I was a bit closer to your age requirements, Duchess

Yep I’m pretty fussy lol"

A friend of mine says they’re not fussy, they just know what they like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a small obsession with them. I love giving control to a woman to tease and edge me with her hands and a lot of oil. Probably my favourite way to orgasm

Making notes

I wish I was a bit closer to your age requirements, Duchess

Yep I’m pretty fussy lol

A friend of mine says they’re not fussy, they just know what they like!"

I’m gonna use that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I absolutely love giving a handjob, love the feeling of him getting harder at my touch, the sight of his pre cum oozing out, the tip glistening, the tightening of his balls, being able to use two hands if I wish, I adore the twitches and that look of anticipation and pleasure in his face as he watches me stroking him!

Totally get off on it xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A friend of mine says they’re not fussy, they just know what they like!

I’m gonna use that "

Please do, it’s a good one!

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Anyone who likes this - raise your hand."

They can't they're giving hand jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave a hand job to a younger guy we met in our car and he must have cum at least gallon. It went everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave a hand job to a younger guy we met in our car and he must have cum at least gallon. It went everywhere!"

If you could run a car off it, you could have refuelled!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Love giving them

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"I have a small obsession with them. I love giving control to a woman to tease and edge me with her hands and a lot of oil. Probably my favourite way to orgasm

Making notes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a small obsession with them. I love giving control to a woman to tease and edge me with her hands and a lot of oil. Probably my favourite way to orgasm

Making notes

"

See you’re not the only one who takes notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be controversial to say rather a handjob than a blowjob

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By *ndysahornyboyMan
over a year ago

Aston visiting

Nope, bloody love a good handjob. Makes me cum so hard.

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Received in the back of a taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would it be controversial to say rather a handjob than a blowjob "

I prefer giving a hand job to a BJ

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"Would it be controversial to say rather a handjob than a blowjob

I prefer giving a hand job to a BJ"

Good girl!

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Only really met one woman who gave amazing handjobs. Love to be edged. Most others seem to prefer bjs. Definitely underrated and would even meet for a handjob meet only, although would also reciprocate in some way if preferred.

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By *embshunterMan
over a year ago

sa62


"Would it be controversial to say rather a handjob than a blowjob

I prefer giving a hand job to a BJ"

Then a fuck?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

love both from a lady,,

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Also I must admit I'd love to give a guy a handjob... Just to see if I could make him cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them!!! nothing better when you receive a good one and nothing worse when someone gives a bad one

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Would it be controversial to say rather a handjob than a blowjob

I prefer giving a hand job to a BJ"

If only more women felt the same. Keep spreading the word!

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"I do love it

Even better if you whisper things in my ear while you lick my earlobe ! "

‘Petits filous’ as I stroke you through your trousers ……..

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"I do love it

Even better if you whisper things in my ear while you lick my earlobe !

‘Petits filous’ as I stroke you through your trousers …….. "

Yeah that would totally do it for me! (Genuinely!!)

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I regularly self deliver one.

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I do love it

Even better if you whisper things in my ear while you lick my earlobe !

‘Petits filous’ as I stroke you through your trousers …….. "

It would be more like ‘grand filous’ if you stroked me

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"I do love it

Even better if you whisper things in my ear while you lick my earlobe !

‘Petits filous’ as I stroke you through your trousers ……..

It would be more like ‘grand filous’ if you stroked me "

Oooh indeed it would big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also I must admit I'd love to give a guy a handjob... Just to see if I could make him cum "

Ditto

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I do love it

Even better if you whisper things in my ear while you lick my earlobe !

‘Petits filous’ as I stroke you through your trousers ……..

It would be more like ‘grand filous’ if you stroked me

Oooh indeed it would big boy "

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Also I must admit I'd love to give a guy a handjob... Just to see if I could make him cum

Ditto "

Duchess, you wouldn’t have any difficulty on that score. Just remember you’re not trying to pull it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to receive a good hand job from a woman who knows exactly how to do it x it's always a pleasure to watch the different techniques too lol xxx

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

I’ve never had a good hand job, find most women are too gentle, evenwhen you tell them to grab it and give it a good yank

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"Also I must admit I'd love to give a guy a handjob... Just to see if I could make him cum

Ditto "

I'm sure you'd be just fine

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Would it be controversial to say rather a handjob than a blowjob "

I never would have imagined it, but I now totally agree.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I was once queen of the hand jobs lol, that was in my younger days when I was saving myself for marriage.

When that's all you've got you tend to learn techniques that can blow a young boyfriends mind!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she knows what she’s doing, they’re boss nobody does them anymore though I love getting one ??

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By *ris007Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

School in my math class. From a chavy girl underdesk was so hot as she was rubbing her bare feet up my legs

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

I'm pretty sure every bloke is different but from my personal point of view:

Most women are crap at it. Most of the time it's worse than trying to crack one off using your left hand.

Anyway, I said "most" not "all".

Don't suddenly grab it like you would an emergency pull-cord then immediately start yanking it like it's a plunger you're desperately trying to unblock your kitchen sink with. You'll know when it's ready for that.

Also, think "wood glue" (i.e. No More Nails). Keep it palm-side-on and make sure your nails aren't "digging in" anywhere.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Most women are crap at it. Most of the time it's worse than trying to crack one off using your left hand."

Can you imagine how bad men are when they try to flick the bean?!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"

Can you imagine how bad men are when they try to flick the bean?! "

With their tongue?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"

Can you imagine how bad men are when they try to flick the bean?!

With their tongue?"

Either way.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"

Can you imagine how bad men are when they try to flick the bean?!

With their tongue?

Either way."

In fairness, I did say "most not all".

For example, would you clamp your thighs around the bloke's head and say "Oh fucking hell, don't stop" unless you were genuinely enjoying it?

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Handjob over blowjob every time.

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By *orthfieldsNickMan
over a year ago

West London

I agree, a good handjob can be really erotic and very satisfying indeed.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"In fairness, I did say "most not all".

For example, would you clamp your thighs around the bloke's head and say "Oh fucking hell, don't stop" unless you were genuinely enjoying it?"

I honestly don't understand the question.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

best hand jobs are when you are edged all the way out to the point of cumming then stopped given a short rest then resumed to be taken all the way out repeatedly building and building before finnaly the release of fininshing off .find a partner who can do that and you will be in heaven

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By *agicroundabout3100Couple
over a year ago

Camberley

Love a good handjob (Mr) and Mrs Roundabout loves them too so she can watch the cum explosion......

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

I love receiving them. Having someone else holding my cock and controlling when I’m going to cum is totally different to doing it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably one of the most erotic things that happened to me was being woken by a gf slowly wanking me at 3am. Neither of us moved position, spoke or interacted in anyway. Eventually I exploded, my creamy juice covering her hand, she massaged it into my genital area and we both went back to sleep.

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By *ensualPleasure96Man
over a year ago

Dunstable

Love a good handjob - either a quickie, or slow stroking one….. even better outside in public

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close

It depends, ive had some really good ones using oil or lube but my last gf tried wanking me off dry, being cut this could possibly have been my worst sexual experience ever!!!

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Best way to edge. Such sexy fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love being woken up with a nice handjob something to get the morning started most times it leads to more but still love just laying there have my cock played with

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

Some of my best orgasms have been from a well-executed handjob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably one of the most erotic things that happened to me was being woken by a gf slowly wanking me at 3am. Neither of us moved position, spoke or interacted in anyway. Eventually I exploded, my creamy juice covering her hand, she massaged it into my genital area and we both went back to sleep."

I would love this.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Probably one of the most erotic things that happened to me was being woken by a gf slowly wanking me at 3am. Neither of us moved position, spoke or interacted in anyway. Eventually I exploded, my creamy juice covering her hand, she massaged it into my genital area and we both went back to sleep."

Wait... she massaged your cum back into your genital area?

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Oily hand jobs can be so exquisite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would it be controversial to say rather a handjob than a blowjob

I prefer giving a hand job to a BJ

Then a fuck? "

Sometimes, yes

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

I go off like a rocket if teased with a nice long oily hand job. One of life's greatest pleasures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Do love a handjob, although there is an art to it

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself."

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself."

Does this mean we no longer have to do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!"

Her mind wandered half way through to what she's cooking for tea the next night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!"

You mean when you’re going to pop and she switches hands because she’s tired and basically has to start again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

You mean when you’re going to pop and she switches hands because she’s tired and basically has to start again."

In her head "FFS will just fucking hurry up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

You mean when you’re going to pop and she switches hands because she’s tired and basically has to start again.

In her head "FFS will just fucking hurry up" "

Women are worse at handjobs than men are at oral. Fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

You mean when you’re going to pop and she switches hands because she’s tired and basically has to start again.

In her head "FFS will just fucking hurry up"

Women are worse at handjobs than men are at oral. Fact."

Jeeez we must be crap.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

You mean when you’re going to pop and she switches hands because she’s tired and basically has to start again.

In her head "FFS will just fucking hurry up" "

Well she shouldn't have slowed down when I was about to pop!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

Her mind wandered half way through to what she's cooking for tea the next night.

"

What kind of perfect woman cooks dinner and gives hand jobs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

You mean when you’re going to pop and she switches hands because she’s tired and basically has to start again.

In her head "FFS will just fucking hurry up"

Women are worse at handjobs than men are at oral. Fact.

Jeeez we must be crap. "

You are but we fake it to keep you happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

You mean when you’re going to pop and she switches hands because she’s tired and basically has to start again.

In her head "FFS will just fucking hurry up"

Women are worse at handjobs than men are at oral. Fact.

Jeeez we must be crap.

You are but we fake it to keep you happy."

This is why we love you guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself."

If she's talking dirty at the same time + edging for ages, it can be rather epic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

If she's talking dirty at the same time + edging for ages, it can be rather epic."

If there’s a 2 minute porn clip and I’m doing it myself it can be even more epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I LOVE having a cock in my hand, literally holding someone in the palm of my hand. Edging and teasing. Feeling it pulse and pump cum. Gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

You mean when you’re going to pop and she switches hands because she’s tired and basically has to start again.

In her head "FFS will just fucking hurry up"

Women are worse at handjobs than men are at oral. Fact.

Jeeez we must be crap.

You are but we fake it to keep you happy.

This is why we love you guys "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

Her mind wandered half way through to what she's cooking for tea the next night.

What kind of perfect woman cooks dinner and gives hand jobs??"

She's cooking dinner for her husband not you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

If she's talking dirty at the same time + edging for ages, it can be rather epic.

If there’s a 2 minute porn clip and I’m doing it myself it can be even more epic "

I prefer long, oily, teasing, edging done by an evil lady.

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By *en30216Man
over a year ago

york

Hand job with lube

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

Her mind wandered half way through to what she's cooking for tea the next night.

What kind of perfect woman cooks dinner and gives hand jobs??

She's cooking dinner for her husband not you. "

So we're not married, even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

You mean when you’re going to pop and she switches hands because she’s tired and basically has to start again.

In her head "FFS will just fucking hurry up"

Women are worse at handjobs than men are at oral. Fact."

Impossible! Men are so bad that I DREAD receiving oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe it or not, I’ve only had 2 handjobs in my entire life. Maybe I’m missing out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always a bit of a chore for me. Sitting and pretending to enjoy it waiting for the mouth to join in.

Maybe I’ve not had a good one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

You mean when you’re going to pop and she switches hands because she’s tired and basically has to start again.

In her head "FFS will just fucking hurry up"

Women are worse at handjobs than men are at oral. Fact.

Impossible! Men are so bad that I DREAD receiving oral "

Sorry but it’s true. We’re awful at oral but we’ve got a lifetime of experience in giving ourselves handjobs so anyone else is a major disappointment. On the plus side you’re usually great at everything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always a bit of a chore for me. Sitting and pretending to enjoy it waiting for the mouth to join in.

Maybe I’ve not had a good one?"

You've not had a good one, from the sounds of it.

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By *heppy35Man
over a year ago

manchester

Love a handjob. Love being edged for ages. I’ll keep saying stop right on the edge not knowing which time she’ll carry on and make me cum.

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By *irkirlMan
over a year ago

Ennis


"I absolutely love giving a handjob, love the feeling of him getting harder at my touch, the sight of his pre cum oozing out, the tip glistening, the tightening of his balls, being able to use two hands if I wish, I adore the twitches and that look of anticipation and pleasure in his face as he watches me stroking him!

Totally get off on it xx"

That sounds amazing.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Gave one today, sent the guy off happy "

Lucky boy! The only handjobs I’ve ever had, have all been self-administered…..

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By *izzmonkeysCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

You can tell by the amount of cum that we enjoy them

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!"

You'd think that wouldn't you? I mean it sounds great in theory doesn't it? You keep building that sexual tension, their cock gets even harder and you can almost feel their cock pulsating in your hands with the need to come.

It's worked probably 99% of the time. But that 1%? Nope. I'll stick to not edging because I value my life.

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By *rKingsmanMan
over a year ago

Sutton

I met a female off here yesterday and we met for a few drinks and I offered to drive her home which she accepted. Whilst driving home she literally whipped my cock out and started wanking my cock…. She kept spitting in her hand to lube my cock and was rubbing the head of my cock…. I came so hard and was so much cum!

Surprised I didn’t crash the car

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

I disagree, it's the not knowing how she's going to do it that gets me. Like when I think I'm going to pop but then she slows down and keeps me on edge and then slowlu builds me up again... exhilarating!

You'd think that wouldn't you? I mean it sounds great in theory doesn't it? You keep building that sexual tension, their cock gets even harder and you can almost feel their cock pulsating in your hands with the need to come.

It's worked probably 99% of the time. But that 1%? Nope. I'll stick to not edging because I value my life. "

Aww Meli, a ruined orgasm is still an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh the good oul hand shandy, a under rated act I’ve got a handjob in many places I will list some bellow

1- in my car behind a tyre fitting shop

2- my old work place during working hours

3- back of a mates car whilst he was driving

4- a forest in my local village

5- train on the way home from a night out

* unpopular opinion but I would rather a good handjob to a blowjob *

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

Love a good old fashioned hand job

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By *aughtymale1Man
over a year ago

Sandbach


"I was once queen of the hand jobs lol, that was in my younger days when I was saving myself for marriage.

When that's all you've got you tend to learn techniques that can blow a young boyfriends mind!!! lol"

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself."

Not true in my case. Alice rightly takes great pride in it and I support her in her quest for excellence!

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire


"There’s not a woman alive who can give a man a better handjob than he can give himself.

Not true in my case. Alice rightly takes great pride in it and I support her in her quest for excellence! "

Well I would love both Alice and you to wank me to check it out

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By *aving_bonkersMan
over a year ago

Bugle


"Gave one today, sent the guy off happy "

Where in the South West? I’d love a hand job from you!!

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By *hroatitboyMan
over a year ago

GLA

Love giving them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gave one today, sent the guy off happy

Lucky boy! The only handjobs I’ve ever had, have all been self-administered….."

Shame you're not closer to me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gave one today, sent the guy off happy

Where in the South West? I’d love a hand job from you!!"

Devon

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield


"Gave one today, sent the guy off happy

Where in the South West? I’d love a hand job from you!!

Devon "

Devon is a pretty big county with a big chunck of grassland in the middle and great looking coastlines, so North or South?

I pop to Plymouth every few weeks

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

Going back to hand jobs, how do you prefer yours?

2 handed 1 on your cock & 1 squeezing your balls(especially as you cum

Or

Whilst being tugged off, pull her knickers forward and cum in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ertcamembertMan
over a year ago

Reading area


"I LOVE having a cock in my hand, literally holding someone in the palm of my hand. Edging and teasing. Feeling it pulse and pump cum. Gorgeous."
Mmmm, what's not to love about being given a hand job!!

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By *ockariaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Available in and around Bristol x

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By *ockariaMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Gave one today, sent the guy off happy

Where in the South West? I’d love a hand job from you!!

Devon "

Yes please xx

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By *94meeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Yes please with a bottle of baby oil. Make it last for an hour and edge me until my legs shake!

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