FabSwingers.com forum: Clueless

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?

I had sex with a woman who would lie flat down on the bed like an ironing board expect me to fuck her without her spreading her legs and raising them I was like omg you’d think she never had sex before lol.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It takes two to tango Raj

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?

Think of all the fun you can have teaching her new things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, all the men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah, all the men. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?

Think of all the fun you can have teaching her new things."

It’s more fun when the girl is experienced and knows how to fuck you good

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yep lots of men, 3 pumps and tap out

Mrs

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed.

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By *evilswhoDareCouple
over a year ago

West yorkshire

"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed."

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she just wasn’t attracted!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?

Think of all the fun you can have teaching her new things.

It’s more fun when the girl is experienced and knows how to fuck you good"

So, is this about her or you?

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

Think its back firing

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
over a year ago

Middle England

"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what did you do to improve things OP?

Did you try to find out what she liked sexually?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its back firing "

Colour me shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe that was just her thing? Did you talk or discuss much first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was she actually conscious op?

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Might've been her kink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was she actually conscious op?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed."

Maybe so that’s why she asked me to meet again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?

Think of all the fun you can have teaching her new things.

It’s more fun when the girl is experienced and knows how to fuck you good

So, is this about her or you?

Sex ahoy ale be both having a good time, not one lying there like a dead dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think its back firing "

If a woman was to post this I’m sure loads of girls would reply insulting men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And what did you do to improve things OP?

Did you try to find out what she liked sexually?"

Yea we did but she just lay there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might've been her kink

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its back firing

If a woman was to post this I’m sure loads of girls would reply insulting men"

Hey, I always insult men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think its back firing "

Lol I’m not here to argue with people online just hear about experiences

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think its back firing

If a woman was to post this I’m sure loads of girls would reply insulting men

Hey, I always insult men.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was she actually conscious op?

Yes she was lol but a blow up doll would of been the same as her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep lots of men, 3 pumps and tap out

Mrs "

Gosh, sounds like you know my ex....

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

maybe she needed a little help from you,, bit of guidance,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe she needed a little help from you,, bit of guidance,"

I had to tell her even the basics like bend and raise your legs lol

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

To be honest it all about fitting together.

one persons crap shagger can be another persons masterclass shagger!

We have all had shitty fucks and all had great fucks!

its not a male or female thing, its a human being thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest it all about fitting together.

one persons crap shagger can be another persons masterclass shagger!

We have all had shitty fucks and all had great fucks!

its not a male or female thing, its a human being thing!"

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed.

Maybe so that’s why she asked me to meet again "

Course she did mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed.

Maybe so that’s why she asked me to meet again

Course she did mate

And I’m sure he did, because a shags a shag right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed.

Maybe so that’s why she asked me to meet again

Course she did mate

And I’m sure he did, because a shags a shag right?

It wasn’t my proudest moment but yes in this case a shag was a shag

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed.

Maybe so that’s why she asked me to meet again

Course she did mate

And I’m sure he did, because a shags a shag right?

Even a bad one. I hope she sees this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really. Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was she actually conscious op?

Was she alive or was it a dig up date ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was she still breathing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed.

Maybe so that’s why she asked me to meet again

Course she did mate

And I’m sure he did, because a shags a shag right?

It wasn’t my proudest moment but yes in this case a shag was a shag

Do you know sometimes you have thoughts that should stay in your head, yeah, this was one of those times.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

And in tonight's news, how to be blocked by half the forum, how not to make friends and influence people and to make it look like you were raised by wolves.

More at ten.

Winston

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"And in tonight's news, how to be blocked by half the forum, how not to make friends and influence people and to make it look like you were raised by wolves.

More at ten.

Winston "

I read that twice, only so I could hear it in a "news bulletin" voice in my head the 2nd. I was expecting Huw Edwards but deffo more John Snow.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"And in tonight's news, how to be blocked by half the forum, how not to make friends and influence people and to make it look like you were raised by wolves.

More at ten.

Winston

I read that twice, only so I could hear it in a "news bulletin" voice in my head the 2nd. I was expecting Huw Edwards but deffo more John Snow."

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed.

Maybe so that’s why she asked me to meet again "

Yep, it was good. I can't wait till next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?

Think of all the fun you can have teaching her new things.

It’s more fun when the girl is experienced and knows how to fuck you good"

Asking for a friend... what would 'fuck you good' involve?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed.

Maybe so that’s why she asked me to meet again "

Which obviously you won't do as she was so bad

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham

"Yeah, all the men. "

This killed me

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?

Think of all the fun you can have teaching her new things.

It’s more fun when the girl is experienced and knows how to fuck you good

Asking for a friend... what would 'fuck you good' involve? "

2minutes and a grunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s more fun when the girl is experienced and knows how to fuck you good

Asking for a friend... what would 'fuck you good' involve? "

Basics like bend and raise your legs apparently

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

I often wonder whats to be gained in threads like this.

The author rarely seems to walk away with any kudos or glory.

More often they seem to come across as less than what I imagine to be original intent.

Winston

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

She may have been a crap shag but at least you could get your ironing done

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Had a guy in recently, and it was on a blisteringly hot day, and after a while, his - erm - ambition was wilting in the heat. Fair dues, it was like a blast-furnace, even with the ceiling fan going flat-out. Knowing that action was needed, hubby jumped in and offered him a silicone cock-ring, with the words: "Try this, it should help". The guy looked at it, with absolutely no idea what it was for!

After a brief explanation, he put it on and all was right with the world. Hubby said afterwards that for a split-second, he thought the guy might have swallowed it, mistaking it for some kind of Viagra!

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