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By *ad boy maverick OP Man
over a year ago

basildon

How do you ensure there's no accidents ?

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Coconut oil

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

I don’t. If someone is sticking something up my bum they should be prepared for there to be poo.

There normally isn’t, but there might be.

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By *ad boy maverick OP Man
over a year ago

basildon

"Coconut oil "

lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t. If someone is sticking something up my bum they should be prepared for there to be poo.

There normally isn’t, but there might be. "

This

There's only so much you can do and if it's spontaneous fun you're hardly going to have an enema kit in your pocket so it's what it is....

Flushing out your healthy insides too often might not end very well for your gut health either.

Need to take care and do your research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ad boy maverick OP Man
over a year ago

basildon

"I don’t. If someone is sticking something up my bum they should be prepared for there to be poo.

There normally isn’t, but there might be. "

ooh thats not pleasant

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I don’t. If someone is sticking something up my bum they should be prepared for there to be poo.

There normally isn’t, but there might be. "

You have a fantastic bottom and I'd happily take the risk,,,,,, anyway,we all adults and we have showers etc xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil

lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative"

Used as a lube

But if you drank it I'm not sure it'd be too good for you....research

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Coconut oil

lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative"

Lol. Coconut oil is like teflon coating for your cock,,,, nothing sticks in my experience anyway

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By *ad boy maverick OP Man
over a year ago

basildon

"Coconut oil

lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative

Lol. Coconut oil is like teflon coating for your cock,,,, nothing sticks in my experience anyway "

lol I was a baby oil fan but you've changed my mind

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Coconut oil

lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative

Lol. Coconut oil is like teflon coating for your cock,,,, nothing sticks in my experience anyway

lol I was a baby oil fan but you've changed my mind

Baby oil isn't too good for ladies inside so iv read ,hence coconut oil, and it tastes ok too

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By *ad boy maverick OP Man
over a year ago

basildon

"Coconut oil

lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative

Lol. Coconut oil is like teflon coating for your cock,,,, nothing sticks in my experience anyway

lol I was a baby oil fan but you've changed my mind

Baby oil isn't too good for ladies inside so iv read ,hence coconut oil, and it tastes ok too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil

lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative

Lol. Coconut oil is like teflon coating for your cock,,,, nothing sticks in my experience anyway

lol I was a baby oil fan but you've changed my mind

Baby oil isn't too good for ladies inside so iv read ,hence coconut oil, and it tastes ok too

Some have posted on threads that they can't use Coconut oil either.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Coconut oil is also the wrong Ph for ladies insides.

Easy way to get thrush or otherwise imbalance things.

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Old recipes work, KY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are different varieties of condom better for anal also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing… that’s just the game you play and risk you take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The simple truth is that you can not ensure there's no accidents 100% of the time.

The best thing to do is make sure you have a good clean out before and have wet wipes on hand should there be any accident.

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"The simple truth is that you can not ensure there's no accidents 100% of the time.

The best thing to do is make sure you have a good clean out before and have wet wipes on hand should there be any accident. "

Exactly this. Nine times out of ten it's not a problem but it does happen even with preparation. Always best to be ready to deal with it and hope it doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a risk you take when you stick it in the shitter!

I usually use a butter knife to scrape around the edges. Bend over, grab some Dettol spray and pray to Jesus.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"The simple truth is that you can not ensure there's no accidents 100% of the time.

The best thing to do is make sure you have a good clean out before and have wet wipes on hand should there be any accident. "

This. I am very laissez-faire about these sort of accidents. Clean up and move on.

You can't make an omelette without cracking a fee eggs and all that.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I always clean out before. Which is also one of the reasons why the answer to "meet now?" Is always no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a risk you take when you stick it in the shitter!

I usually use a butter knife to scrape around the edges. Bend over, grab some Dettol spray and pray to Jesus. "

Spat my tea!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you ensure there's no accidents ?"

The way I see it, it’s a hazard of the job hahaha. Yes you can eat right and douche, but there will sometimes still be poo….keeping wipes handy and being able to wash afterwards help with any mess…Which is worth it for the pleasure haha

F (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil

lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative"

Do NOT take a laxative as that is asking for trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t. If someone is sticking something up my bum they should be prepared for there to be poo.

There normally isn’t, but there might be. "

This is bang on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t. If someone is sticking something up my bum they should be prepared for there to be poo.

There normally isn’t, but there might be. "

Exactly this

F (Mrs)

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By *ad boy maverick OP Man
over a year ago

basildon

Fair enough. Thanks for the responses.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

You can also take a fibre supplement that helps with keeping clean. Flawless for Men works quite well.

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By *aturesub60Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Just do the best you can but accidents happen and as one guy fuxking me literally fixked the shit out of me said, ‘no worries, it’s an occupational hazard, …’. He then proceeded to strip the bed, remade it, positioned me back on it, and then carried on fuxking me as if nothing happened.. what a night..

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Shit happens.

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By *r kinkyMan
over a year ago

kettering

A butter knife wow I hope you clean it before doing your sandwiches

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Met this hot chick years ago when I was working in California.

After several flirtatious dates, finally decided to spend a night together.

Went out for a few drinks, bite to eat and back to the hotel.

We started kissing and before long we were naked and on the bed. I went down on her as I love eating pussy.

Out of nowhere, she just said "Fuck my arse"

Seemed like my birthdays and Christmases all came together.

Got her in position and after a bit of lube play and fingering I slid my cock into her asshole.

Dream ticket... I began with a slow rhythm but she insisted harder and faster, so I obliged.

Literally a minute later there was an almighty eruption. I pulled out and she covered the white sheets with shit everywhere. The smell too was unbearable.

What a way to go lol. That killed the mood after. She went and showed, the room smelt of shit all night and what's worse, didn't have any sheets to lie down on and cover up with.

On top of all of that, she couldn't remember what happened in the morning. Fuuuuuuuuuck me!

I felt sorry for the cleaner

That anal experience still haunts me to this day but I look back and piss myself laughing

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London

"Coconut oil

lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative

Lol. Coconut oil is like teflon coating for your cock,,,, nothing sticks in my experience anyway

lol I was a baby oil fan but you've changed my mind

Baby oil? Who uses that for anal nowadays, that went out with the arc. It shouldn't even be used on the body let alone inside it.

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By *randMrsJones69Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle

It is the risk you take. To over clean isn't good for natural PH and also takes aways the spontaneous enjoyment of it. I would plan to have anal (not a true fan) but in the heat of the moment and at peak enjoyment it can "just happen".

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By *ownhamguyMan
over a year ago

Battle

Bottom line (no pun intended) if you are going to stick your cock up someone's arse you might encounter shit

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By *ocalMan
over a year ago

Manchester

If you keep going down the rabbit hole then one day, you will meet mr rabbit.

Be prepared or stay out of said hole

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By *ad boy maverick OP Man
over a year ago

basildon

"Met this hot chick years ago when I was working in California.

After several flirtatious dates, finally decided to spend a night together.

Went out for a few drinks, bite to eat and back to the hotel.

We started kissing and before long we were naked and on the bed. I went down on her as I love eating pussy.

Out of nowhere, she just said "Fuck my arse"

Seemed like my birthdays and Christmases all came together.

Got her in position and after a bit of lube play and fingering I slid my cock into her asshole.

Dream ticket... I began with a slow rhythm but she insisted harder and faster, so I obliged.

Literally a minute later there was an almighty eruption. I pulled out and she covered the white sheets with shit everywhere. The smell too was unbearable.

What a way to go lol. That killed the mood after. She went and showed, the room smelt of shit all night and what's worse, didn't have any sheets to lie down on and cover up with.

On top of all of that, she couldn't remember what happened in the morning. Fuuuuuuuuuck me!

I felt sorry for the cleaner

That anal experience still haunts me to this day but I look back and piss myself laughing "

You were obviously the enema

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Colonic irrigation. Buy a home kit from Amazon and stay near the toilet. Caffeine in the bag works a treat - cool filter coffee though - remember where it’s going, as you don’t want to burn your colon!

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