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"5.5 is average, certainly not small  "And therefore as many smaller than you as there are bigger. | |||
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"5.5 is average, certainly not small
And therefore as many smaller than you as there are bigger. "Very small for Fab, as every other man on here claims to be at least 8”, apparently. There’s still room for us average guys - and most women appreciate honesty, I believe. Never measured mine - but I’m average height and everything in proportion, I believe. | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it. "There's such thing as too long because when it's in its, it can only go so far before it hurts. I much prefer girth on a shorter cock. More chance of hitting my g-spot and I love feeling them rubbing against every side when they're in me. Sarah x | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it. "I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take? | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take?"There’s a scientific standard for measuring penis length. It’s measured from the base of the pubic bone to the tip of the bell end. | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take?"I'd love my gp to measure mine, she's lovely looking | |||
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"I'm far from VWE or even WE and whilst my size has never bothered me I'm curious to know whether it would come under the "average" or "small" category " The thing to remember is; not all vaginas are the same shape, or size either. When you have sex with someone, and the ‘fit’ feels great for both of you, that’s all that matters   | |||
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"I'm far from VWE or even WE and whilst my size has never bothered me I'm curious to know whether it would come under the "average" or "small" category The thing to remember is; not all vaginas are the same shape, or size either. When you have sex with someone, and the ‘fit’ feels great for both of you, that’s all that matters "This, very much! Also, at least for me, not everything is about the size or girth of the penis. | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it. "Not a lie, I’ve turned down a lot of guys due to them being VWE | |||
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"5.5 is average, certainly not small
And therefore as many smaller than you as there are bigger.
Very small for Fab, as every other man on here claims to be at least 8”, apparently. There’s still room for us average guys - and most women appreciate honesty, I believe. Never measured mine - but I’m average height and everything in proportion, I believe."I don't believe that, maybe coming from a different perspective, I suppose you'll notice those from a competitive viewpoint, where as we're looking from a different angle. I don't think there average here is bigger than offline. | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take?"I am the government researcher that provides this information. Each year I take a sample of men (100 is a very good data sample), of various races, shapes and sizes from all over the UK. I measure each cock, weigh it and then take an in depth measurement of each. It's exhausting, but most rewarding work. I do love my work!  | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
Being a government researcher maybe you can help me, I have often thought about measuring mine but never know where to measure too or from?
The best I can make it at the moment is 6" that's measuring up one side down the other and timesing the circumference
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take? I am the government researcher that provides this information. Each year I take a sample of men (100 is a very good data sample), of various races, shapes and sizes from all over the UK. I measure each cock, weigh it and then take an in depth measurement of each. It's exhausting, but most rewarding work. I do love my work! " | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take? I am the government researcher that provides this information. Each year I take a sample of men (100 is a very good data sample), of various races, shapes and sizes from all over the UK. I measure each cock, weigh it and then take an in depth measurement of each. It's exhausting, but most rewarding work. I do love my work! "I'll volunteer for your next batch, because I'm nice like that | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take?"As far as I'm aware, the best study on penis size is the 2014 paper ‘Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15,521 men’, by David Veale, Sarah Miles, Sally Bramley, Gordon Muir and John Hodsal, for South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust and King’s College London. This study is highly thought of because a) it's a fucking massive sample size, and b) the measurements were conducted by professionals rather than by the respondents themselves. For some reason, average size suddenly skews upward by an inch or more when men self-report. Hah. According to the paper, the average erect penis is 5.17” (13.12cm) long and 4.59” (11.66cm) in circumference. | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take? I am the government researcher that provides this information. Each year I take a sample of men (100 is a very good data sample), of various races, shapes and sizes from all over the UK. I measure each cock, weigh it and then take an in depth measurement of each. It's exhausting, but most rewarding work. I do love my work! "Haha brilliant, maybe you could give us the government standard measuring procedure as I see lots of guys claiming to be 8 inch when thier profile pics are showing 6 at best. | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take?
As far as I'm aware, the best study on penis size is the 2014 paper ‘Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15,521 men’, by David Veale, Sarah Miles, Sally Bramley, Gordon Muir and John Hodsal, for South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust and King’s College London.
This study is highly thought of because a) it's a fucking massive sample size, and b) the measurements were conducted by professionals rather than by the respondents themselves. For some reason, average size suddenly skews upward by an inch or more when men self-report. Hah.
According to the paper, the average erect penis is 5.17” (13.12cm) long and 4.59” (11.66cm) in circumference. "There is no way the average UK erect cock is 5.2 inches. Maybe cos it’s measured professionally they had trouble getting properly hard or something. I dunno but that seems small I thought it would be nearer 6. | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take? I am the government researcher that provides this information. Each year I take a sample of men (100 is a very good data sample), of various races, shapes and sizes from all over the UK. I measure each cock, weigh it and then take an in depth measurement of each. It's exhausting, but most rewarding work. I do love my work!
Haha brilliant, maybe you could give us the government standard measuring procedure as I see lots of guys claiming to be 8 inch when thier profile pics are showing 6 at best. "Yes, my research has often shown that many men are not capable of measuring accurately and often round their size upwards. My in depth research soon confirms that they are indeed average.  | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it. "That isn't a lie though, I've had amazing sex with guys that have micro penis and awful sex with well endowed men, for most women it's not about the size at all | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it. "I dont think it's a lie I prefer a larger one 1 because I'm fat and small ones don't work in certain positions and 2 it's so much easier for me to orgasm But each woman is wired differently Just because I prefer larger doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy a smaller Some women get more pleasure from average/below average than vwe | |||
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"I'm going to measure mine later lol" You should always be measured by an approved researcher otherwise it cannot be called official. To my trained eye I would suggest you are a few inches above average you lucky man. | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
That isn't a lie though, I've had amazing sex with guys that have micro penis and awful sex with well endowed men, for most women it's not about the size at all"You’re lying there about amazing sex with a micro penis…unless of course it was just oral and a bit of slap n tickle | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I dont think it's a lie
I prefer a larger one 1 because I'm fat and small ones don't work in certain positions and 2 it's so much easier for me to orgasm
But each woman is wired differently
Just because I prefer larger doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy a smaller
Some women get more pleasure from average/below average than vwe"You are right. There is such a thing as to big. It's the motion not the size that we women appreciate and enjoy.  | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take? I am the government researcher that provides this information. Each year I take a sample of men (100 is a very good data sample), of various races, shapes and sizes from all over the UK. I measure each cock, weigh it and then take an in depth measurement of each. It's exhausting, but most rewarding work. I do love my work!
Haha brilliant, maybe you could give us the government standard measuring procedure as I see lots of guys claiming to be 8 inch when thier profile pics are showing 6 at best. Yes, my research has often shown that many men are not capable of measuring accurately and often round their size upwards. My in depth research soon confirms that they are indeed average. "I want to be officially measured. Is there like a website I can sign up to or something? And do I get an official certificate with rubber stamp and all? | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
That isn't a lie though, I've had amazing sex with guys that have micro penis and awful sex with well endowed men, for most women it's not about the size at all
You’re lying there about amazing sex with a micro penis…unless of course it was just oral and a bit of slap n tickle "What's a micro penis? | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
That isn't a lie though, I've had amazing sex with guys that have micro penis and awful sex with well endowed men, for most women it's not about the size at all
You’re lying there about amazing sex with a micro penis…unless of course it was just oral and a bit of slap n tickle
What's a micro penis?"It’s kinda as it sounds. | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take? I am the government researcher that provides this information. Each year I take a sample of men (100 is a very good data sample), of various races, shapes and sizes from all over the UK. I measure each cock, weigh it and then take an in depth measurement of each. It's exhausting, but most rewarding work. I do love my work!
Haha brilliant, maybe you could give us the government standard measuring procedure as I see lots of guys claiming to be 8 inch when thier profile pics are showing 6 at best. Yes, my research has often shown that many men are not capable of measuring accurately and often round their size upwards. My in depth research soon confirms that they are indeed average.
I want to be officially measured. Is there like a website I can sign up to or something? And do I get an official certificate with rubber stamp and all? "You might a rubber to wear...helps the girth measurement.  | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
That isn't a lie though, I've had amazing sex with guys that have micro penis and awful sex with well endowed men, for most women it's not about the size at all
You’re lying there about amazing sex with a micro penis…unless of course it was just oral and a bit of slap n tickle
What's a micro penis?
It’s kinda as it sounds. "I hope I never have to measure one of these. | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
That isn't a lie though, I've had amazing sex with guys that have micro penis and awful sex with well endowed men, for most women it's not about the size at all
You’re lying there about amazing sex with a micro penis…unless of course it was just oral and a bit of slap n tickle
What's a micro penis?
It’s kinda as it sounds. "Would penetration even be possible? | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take? I am the government researcher that provides this information. Each year I take a sample of men (100 is a very good data sample), of various races, shapes and sizes from all over the UK. I measure each cock, weigh it and then take an in depth measurement of each. It's exhausting, but most rewarding work. I do love my work!
Haha brilliant, maybe you could give us the government standard measuring procedure as I see lots of guys claiming to be 8 inch when thier profile pics are showing 6 at best. Yes, my research has often shown that many men are not capable of measuring accurately and often round their size upwards. My in depth research soon confirms that they are indeed average.
I want to be officially measured. Is there like a website I can sign up to or something? And do I get an official certificate with rubber stamp and all? You might a rubber to wear...helps the girth measurement. "Are you suggesting I need help in the girth department?? Wow and I never used to have a complex | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
That isn't a lie though, I've had amazing sex with guys that have micro penis and awful sex with well endowed men, for most women it's not about the size at all
You’re lying there about amazing sex with a micro penis…unless of course it was just oral and a bit of slap n tickle
What's a micro penis?
It’s kinda as it sounds.
Would penetration even be possible?"Get a micro dildo and report back | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take? I am the government researcher that provides this information. Each year I take a sample of men (100 is a very good data sample), of various races, shapes and sizes from all over the UK. I measure each cock, weigh it and then take an in depth measurement of each. It's exhausting, but most rewarding work. I do love my work!
Haha brilliant, maybe you could give us the government standard measuring procedure as I see lots of guys claiming to be 8 inch when thier profile pics are showing 6 at best. Yes, my research has often shown that many men are not capable of measuring accurately and often round their size upwards. My in depth research soon confirms that they are indeed average.
I want to be officially measured. Is there like a website I can sign up to or something? And do I get an official certificate with rubber stamp and all? You might a rubber to wear...helps the girth measurement.
Are you suggesting I need help in the girth department??
Wow and I never used to have a complex "Never talk to an expert. It looks very a very nice one and well over average. Nothing to have a complex about. | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take? I am the government researcher that provides this information. Each year I take a sample of men (100 is a very good data sample), of various races, shapes and sizes from all over the UK. I measure each cock, weigh it and then take an in depth measurement of each. It's exhausting, but most rewarding work. I do love my work!
Haha brilliant, maybe you could give us the government standard measuring procedure as I see lots of guys claiming to be 8 inch when thier profile pics are showing 6 at best. Yes, my research has often shown that many men are not capable of measuring accurately and often round their size upwards. My in depth research soon confirms that they are indeed average.
I want to be officially measured. Is there like a website I can sign up to or something? And do I get an official certificate with rubber stamp and all? You might a rubber to wear...helps the girth measurement.
Are you suggesting I need help in the girth department??
Wow and I never used to have a complex Never talk to an expert. It looks very a very nice one and well over average. Nothing to have a complex about."Awww thanks for the kind words x | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take? I am the government researcher that provides this information. Each year I take a sample of men (100 is a very good data sample), of various races, shapes and sizes from all over the UK. I measure each cock, weigh it and then take an in depth measurement of each. It's exhausting, but most rewarding work. I do love my work!
Haha brilliant, maybe you could give us the government standard measuring procedure as I see lots of guys claiming to be 8 inch when thier profile pics are showing 6 at best. Yes, my research has often shown that many men are not capable of measuring accurately and often round their size upwards. My in depth research soon confirms that they are indeed average.
I want to be officially measured. Is there like a website I can sign up to or something? And do I get an official certificate with rubber stamp and all? You might a rubber to wear...helps the girth measurement.
Are you suggesting I need help in the girth department??
Wow and I never used to have a complex Never talk to an expert. It looks very a very nice one and well over average. Nothing to have a complex about.
Awww thanks for the kind words x "It looks an absolute delight! | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
That isn't a lie though, I've had amazing sex with guys that have micro penis and awful sex with well endowed men, for most women it's not about the size at all
You’re lying there about amazing sex with a micro penis…unless of course it was just oral and a bit of slap n tickle "I'm not lying, I had a great time with both guys and saw them both multiple times, cock in pussy is not the be all and end all of a sexual experience, infact for some women it's the least important part | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
That isn't a lie though, I've had amazing sex with guys that have micro penis and awful sex with well endowed men, for most women it's not about the size at all
You’re lying there about amazing sex with a micro penis…unless of course it was just oral and a bit of slap n tickle
What's a micro penis?
It’s kinda as it sounds. "Micro penis may have been an over exaggeration, but I'm talking not much bigger than a little finger, size wise | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
That isn't a lie though, I've had amazing sex with guys that have micro penis and awful sex with well endowed men, for most women it's not about the size at all
You’re lying there about amazing sex with a micro penis…unless of course it was just oral and a bit of slap n tickle
What's a micro penis?
It’s kinda as it sounds.
Micro penis may have been an over exaggeration, but I'm talking not much bigger than a little finger, size wise"I believe that in medicine a micropenis is normally considered to be 2.8" (7cm) or less. | |||
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"5.5 is average, certainly not small
And therefore as many smaller than you as there are bigger.
Very small for Fab, as every other man on here claims to be at least 8”, apparently. There’s still room for us average guys - and most women appreciate honesty, I believe. Never measured mine - but I’m average height and everything in proportion, I believe."Going by the stories on the forums, the fab average is 9 inches | |||
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"I recently read that the average penile length in the UK is 5.17 inches so that makes you above average. That being said as most women will lie to you and say it's not the size but what you can do with it.
I wonder where this sort of data comes from? Are men asked to measure their erections and submit sizes with their census data, or is this something Doctor's take? I am the government researcher that provides this information. Each year I take a sample of men (100 is a very good data sample), of various races, shapes and sizes from all over the UK. I measure each cock, weigh it and then take an in depth measurement of each. It's exhausting, but most rewarding work. I do love my work! "Would love to be part of your research sample. How do we apply? | |||
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"…I don't think there average here is bigger than offline. " Exactly, that was my point. | |||
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7.5”…..see I’m not too good for the tape | |||
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