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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Only kidding of course everyone is welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corrie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corrie?"

Sunday Omnibus?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Im sorry but im not watching corrie with ANYONE no matter how hot they are ,its utter sh*t ..wont even watch it with the wifey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill his left ear hole with spunk while caressing his rectum with my right big toe

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Eastenders

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Fill his left ear hole with spunk while caressing his rectum with my right big toe

You fecking scare me

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fill his left ear hole with spunk while caressing his rectum with my right big toe

You fecking scare me

Go dogging with you and Gail.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Im sorry but im not watching corrie with ANYONE no matter how hot they are ,its utter sh*t ..wont even watch it with the wifey

Unless it's on Netflix and you're having a Netflix and Chill evening??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure you’d actually be watching Netflix then though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure you’d actually be watching Netflix then though"

Drinks

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Not sure you’d actually be watching Netflix then though

Drinks "

Ooh whatever you like but preferably naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck into the middle of next week

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fuck into the middle of next week

Carry on fucking until the middle of the week after next.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fuck into the middle of next week

Carry on fucking until the middle of the week after next.

I’d have a wank with myself.

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By *Vbi47Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Snog

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By *exanthemMan
over a year ago

South

One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘fuck’. It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. In language it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of ‘fuck’.

Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.

Ignorance: Fucked if I know.

Trouble: I guess I am fucked now!

Aggression: Fuck you!

Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?

Difficulty: I can’t understand this fucking job.

Incompetence: He is a fuck-off.

Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?

Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.

Request: Get the fuck out of here!

Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off!

Greeting: How the fuck are you?

Apathy: Who gives a fuck?

Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer.

Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!

Anxiety: Today is really fucked.

And it is very healthy too. If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation – just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra “Fuck you!” five times – it clears the throat. That’s how I keep my throat clear!

By - Osho

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