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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My most recent ones, the professional photographer with no photos???

The single man with a photo in the bedroom with a family photo, a pink dressing gown and matching slippers in background.

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By *arry_UkMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"My most recent ones, the professional photographer with no photos???

The single man with a photo in the bedroom with a family photo, a pink dressing gown and matching slippers in background.

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Haha the second one made me laugh.... Oops !!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"My most recent ones, the professional photographer with no photos???

The single man with a photo in the bedroom with a family photo, a pink dressing gown and matching slippers in background.

"
this site realy is full of idiots thats schoolboy stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I like the one with a Pinocchio tattoo in a certain place.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"My most recent ones, the professional photographer with no photos???

The single man with a photo in the bedroom with a family photo, a pink dressing gown and matching slippers in background.

this site realy is full of idiots thats schoolboy stuff "

It is funny how many haven't noticed the airer of childrens/womens clothes in the back of the shot or the womens toiletries/makeup on the shelf when they took a pic in their bathroom mirror!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP made me chuckle!

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

So many profiles with no photos either......there's no excuse for it, I've just found a fab website you can go on to take pics with your webcam......great fun !!!!

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think profiles are an insight into someone's psyche. It is the first impression you get of someone and there should be sufficient information/clues there to tempt you further, like a subtle tease, a woo to make you take that next step and reply.

But so much can be read in the ones that have only 3 words, no pictures or just a cock shot. They say so much about them that screams "Danger, Will Robinson" rather than a Joey "How you Doing?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved the profile & the assertion of the 'single man' who couldn't accommodate. We chatted a bit & were getting to know one another; preparing for a meet.

His pictures looked great, then, one day, new pictures were added & got to the one where in the background was a picture from his wedding day & a card beside it "to my dear wife on our 5th anniversary"

That ended that potential meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My most recent ones, the professional photographer with no photos???

The single man with a photo in the bedroom with a family photo, a pink dressing gown and matching slippers in background.

this site realy is full of idiots thats schoolboy stuff

It is funny how many haven't noticed the airer of childrens/womens clothes in the back of the shot or the womens toiletries/makeup on the shelf when they took a pic in their bathroom mirror! "

Yes! I love those ones too! I'm into bald men and a bald guy messaged me once, sating he was single blah blah blah but weirdly on his dressing table was a basket full of hair products and straighteners! Hairlarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My most recent ones, the professional photographer with no photos???

The single man with a photo in the bedroom with a family photo, a pink dressing gown and matching slippers in background.

this site realy is full of idiots thats

schoolboy stuff

It is funny how many haven't noticed the airer of childrens/womens clothes in the back of the shot or the womens toiletries/makeup on the shelf when they took a pic in their bathroom mirror!

Yes! I love those ones too! I'm into bald men and a bald guy messaged me

once, sating he was single blah blah

blah but weirdly on his dressing table

was a basket full of hair products and

straighteners! Hairlarious! "
hairlarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loved the profile & the assertion of the 'single man' who couldn't accommodate. We chatted a bit & were getting to know one another; preparing for a meet.

His pictures looked great, then, one day, new pictures were added & got to the one where in the background was a picture from his wedding day & a card beside it "to my dear wife on our 5th anniversary"

That ended that potential meet... "

mine wasn't a picture, he actually posted on a cheaters forum thread!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bald men with hair straighteners? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that make me laugh are the photos taken in a room that looks like a pigsty (dirty cups/plates, clothes all over the place etc) yet they insist "cleanliness is very important" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bald men with hair straighteners? Lol"

Long pubes perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the profile who's status is constantly updated to :-

"fantastic sex, your the best yet, you know who you are"

but never get verified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We looked at a profile recently and one of the pics was of the lady laying on the bed..Her feet were filthy!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

We've had various 'single' guys obviously in touch with their feminine side with flowery pink bedding, pink toiletry bags in the bathroom and a whole shelf of make up They really should look at their pics or crop them!!

ANother one that gets me are the profiles with teh strap line or status of 'Is anyone on here real' 'this place is full of time wasters' etc - almost always they're single guys who have been on here less than a month, have a 2 line profile, a cock shot (if any photos at all) and no verifications - with an attitude like that what do they expect?! If they message me and I see 'does anyone on here actually ever meet' on their profile I always reply to their message with something along the lines of 'no, I never meet - I'm an old single guy wanking over the pics and all my veris are made up'. They then take it back and say 'but I didn't mean you' etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that make me laugh are the photos taken in a room that looks like a pigsty (dirty cups/plates, clothes all over the place etc) yet they insist "cleanliness is very important" lol"

I have seen a picture of someone taken in the aftermath of Christmas, floor was strewn in bits of crackers, they didn't look all that as it was without looking beyond them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've had various 'single' guys obviously in touch with their feminine side with flowery pink bedding, pink toiletry bags in the bathroom and a whole shelf of make up They really should look at their pics or crop them!!

ANother one that gets me are the profiles with teh strap line or status of 'Is anyone on here real' 'this place is full of time wasters' etc - almost always they're single guys who have been on here less than a month, have a 2 line profile, a cock shot (if any photos at all) and no verifications - with an attitude like that what do they expect?! If they message me and I see 'does anyone on here actually ever meet' on their profile I always reply to their message with something along the lines of 'no, I never meet - I'm an old single guy wanking over the pics and all my veris are made up'. They then take it back and say 'but I didn't mean you' etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just read a profile from a single gentleman who states that he is a barrister... Dreadful grammar and punctuation and I counted 17 words with incorrect spelling out of just over 100 on his profile.

Honestly - they'll let anybody be a barrister these days!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes! I love those ones too! I'm into bald men and a bald guy messaged me once, sating he was single blah blah blah but weirdly on his dressing table was a basket full of hair products and straighteners! Hairlarious! "
Oh give the poor guy a break - they could have been for his alta-ego, Cynthia!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just read a profile from a single gentleman who states that he is a barrister... Dreadful grammar and punctuation and I counted 17 words with incorrect spelling out of just over 100 on his profile.

Honestly - they'll let anybody be a barrister these days!!!"

I used to work with Barristers - only 17 mis-spellings out of 100? I'd expect at least 30!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with my pics.... I think

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brb

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I've just read a profile from a single gentleman who states that he is a barrister... Dreadful grammar and punctuation and I counted 17 words with incorrect spelling out of just over 100 on his profile.

Honestly - they'll let anybody be a barrister these days!!!"

Maybe he meant a Barista??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahaha..I'm in a pink stripey room with a flowery border around it... I'm either gay or using my kids bedroom....or could there be another reason???...quite possibly????

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By *uicyfruit3Man
over a year ago

portsmouth

Although I don't think there are any signs of feminine inhabitance in my photos, I do have a female lodger, so my bathroom is full of make-up and cotton wool and female razors and sometimes knickers drying on the radiator

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

There isn't a rule that states all photos must be taken in your own bedroom...and how does single guy get his photo taken? By someone else, on a meet, in their bedroom perhaps. Just a thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just read a profile from a single gentleman who states that he is a barrister... Dreadful grammar and punctuation and I counted 17 words with incorrect spelling out of just over 100 on his profile.

Honestly - they'll let anybody be a barrister these days!!!

Maybe he meant a Barista?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There isn't a rule that states all photos must be taken in your own bedroom...and how does single guy get his photo taken? By someone else, on a meet, in their bedroom perhaps. Just a thought!"
Try a Photo-me booth at your nearest ASDA/Sainsbury's/Tesco/Waitrose (other suitably embarrassing places to take pervy pics are available)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My most recent ones, the professional photographer with no photos???

The single man with a photo in the bedroom with a family photo, a pink dressing gown and matching slippers in background.

"

no! familt photo really? thats a bad mistake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many profiles with no photos either......there's no excuse for it, I've just found a fab website you can go on to take pics with your webcam......great fun !!!!

A "

Kids cars in the background on the floor look great too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just read a profile from a single gentleman who states that he is a barrister... Dreadful grammar and punctuation and I counted 17 words with incorrect spelling out of just over 100 on his profile.

Honestly - they'll let anybody be a barrister these days!!!"
lol you counted???

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"There isn't a rule that states all photos must be taken in your own bedroom...and how does single guy get his photo taken? By someone else, on a meet, in their bedroom perhaps. Just a thought!"

Oh, certainly - but that's not usually the case when they're taking them on their mobile in a mirror......

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

A bi couples profile that states they will only meet bi guys - straight guys messages will be deleted - all verifications from straight guys - go figure! Profiles that state they're gorgeous when they're mingers. loads of profiles amuse me but the fake ones are the best by far! Z

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've just read a profile from a single gentleman who states that he is a barrister... Dreadful grammar and punctuation and I counted 17 words with incorrect spelling out of just over 100 on his profile.

Honestly - they'll let anybody be a barrister these days!!!"

Maybe he meant Barrista?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the couples and female profiles that suffer from amnesia. They contact you with most unintelligent messages:

"Pics?"

"Whats your nationality?"

Compliment ...then "Wanna meet?"

Funny part is a couple weeks later, same profile, same questions .... and this has happened several times from the same people. Verified too

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Profile that always cracks me up is "im new here" and they have been on site for over a year lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"There isn't a rule that states all photos must be taken in your own bedroom...and how does single guy get his photo taken? By someone else, on a meet, in their bedroom perhaps. Just a thought!"

Sadly most pics are obviously taken at arms length.......and most bedroom/bathroom ones have been taken in a mirror!!!!

Doesnt really take a genius to work out they are alone....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"A bi couples profile that states they will only meet bi guys - straight guys messages will be deleted - all verifications from straight guys - go figure! Z"

Who to say the "straight" guys were straight when arranging meet????

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I don't like the 'prison photo' ones. I know no-one looks good on their passport photos but surely they are not the best ones to put on a website for meeting people for fun? Unsmiling faces, with hollow, staring eyes. Brrrrr!

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