FabSwingers.com forum: My Hermes (not Herpes!)

By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bastards!

I spend hours searching for the item I want on Amazon. It’s quite specialist, niche, err private?

It doesn’t even have a name.

The price is good, but it’s gonna take a few weeks.

Premium delivery. PREMIUM

It doesn’t arrive. Only it does - it has been delivered a week ago. I chase it up. It was ‘delivered’ and the photograph of where it was delivered isn’t my front door!

Bugger! So who has my [redacted] ?

Who did they use for the premium delivery?

My Hermes. FFS.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, I have another parcel due. And it’s even more niche.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Delivery companies are a nightmare, it's happened to most of us. You can tell us what the items are, everyone on Fab is very discreet

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hmmm I need to sound this place out first…

Would you mind sending me a message on a slightly unrelated issue you may appreciate?

"Delivery companies are a nightmare, it's happened to most of us. You can tell us what the items are, everyone on Fab is very discreet

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By *eguyukMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hermes dont exist anymore they have renamed themselves to Evri to try rebrand and reinvent themselves to a more reliable friendly courier company…no further comment needed lol

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By *hors fantasyCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

They rebranded as evri which is ironic as they loose or damage every package they get there hands on

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

U-sless is their parent company

"Hermes dont exist anymore they have renamed themselves to Evri to try rebrand and reinvent themselves to a more reliable friendly courier company…no further comment needed lol"

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Very true. Run by Lou Sitsall!

And hang on - Blackpool? I thought you were mids?

"They rebranded as evri which is ironic as they loose or damage every package they get there hands on"

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hermes have always been a bit rubbish round here too, though I have to say the bloke that delivers for them to us is lovely.

If the parcel makes it to him then it’s fine but half the time they never get to him.

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Other way round over here.

It’s the delivery guys!

"Hermes have always been a bit rubbish round here too, though I have to say the bloke that delivers for them to us is lovely.

If the parcel makes it to him then it’s fine but half the time they never get to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all delivery firms have a shit rep ...

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By *hors fantasyCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Very true. Run by Lou Sitsall!

And hang on - Blackpool? I thought you were mids?

They rebranded as evri which is ironic as they loose or damage every package they get there hands on"

Nope as we stated in the meets we listed when in the Birmingham area we were looking for bi meets in a hotel while on a work trip

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Of course I remember now
"Very true. Run by Lou Sitsall!

And hang on - Blackpool? I thought you were mids?

They rebranded as evri which is ironic as they loose or damage every package they get there hands on

Nope as we stated in the meets we listed when in the Birmingham area we were looking for bi meets in a hotel while on a work trip"

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