FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest opening message

By *ikMac OP Man
over a year ago

Farnborough

We’ve all heard a horror story about an opening message on here that was horrible, how about one that was really funny?

Share it for a giggle. But no mention of the polar bear joke!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Fancy a game of find the truncheon?.

This made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a game of find the truncheon?.

This made me smile. "

Did they find it

. I'm sorry for teasing

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Fancy a game of find the truncheon?.

This made me smile.

Did they find it

. I'm sorry for teasing "

He was too young for me but 10 out of 10 to him for making his message different and witty.

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By *ikMac OP Man
over a year ago

Farnborough

"Fancy a game of find the truncheon?.

This made me smile. "

Haha, did they have an Amazon fancy dress policeman costume on in their profile pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a loan because I'm interested in you cheesy as

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By *ikMac OP Man
over a year ago

Farnborough

"Are you a loan because I'm interested in you cheesy as

Haha, did it work?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a loan because I'm interested in you cheesy as

Haha, did it work?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you!

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

"What a pretty face, now hold still as I unload my hot spunk over it"

And

"You look like Boris's mrs"

Ahaha

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

lol you do

very sexy

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Yesterday I used "did you fall out of a vending machine? Because you look like a SNACK"

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By *ikMac OP Man
over a year ago

Farnborough

""What a pretty face, now hold still as I unload my hot spunk over it"

And

"You look like Boris's mrs"

Ahaha"

Well the first one is …..direct

But if you are Mrs Johnson at least I’ll know not to use your expensive taxpayer funded curtains to wipe my willy clean

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I've written a few cheesey rhymes.

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By *ikMac OP Man
over a year ago

Farnborough

"Yesterday I used "did you fall out of a vending machine? Because you look like a SNACK"

No reply"

Maybe they wanted to be an “all you can eat buffet”

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