FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest place you’ve had sex?

By *loud_dancer OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I’ve had it in a caravan. Not that strange you might think but it was being towed by her parents at the time……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had it in a caravan. Not that strange you might think but it was being towed by her parents at the time……"

Under a pier for max. In a pool for chesty

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By *loud_dancer OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I’ve done a pool too. Glad nobody had goggles on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a kids slide in a pub garden it was like a tree house with a slide. I had white jeans on to went back to the party filthy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a kids bouncy castle lol x

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford

In a comedy club

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By *artytymemeMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

Behind a wind break next to a foot path.

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By *ac221Man
over a year ago

Newquay

A few times on a trampoline, but one more memorable when someone came in the back gate

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

In a field with an audience of sheep!

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By *extus1951Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Not so much the funniest, but definitely the most exotic and dramatic: in the micro-climate rainforest at Victoria Falls!

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By *idnightaffairsgigglesCouple
over a year ago

Stevenage

On top of a fire engine was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone’s front porch in the rain and got caught (I apologise)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On some scaffolding above a busy street.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Back row of the circus

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By *urnhambiguyMan
over a year ago

Swindon

In the sea in Cyprus.

At the top of the dune at the back of the beach in Tenby.

Countless fields.

In the shelter on a train station.

On a footbridge.

On the bonnet of my car outside my house.

And probably many more places I've forgotten about

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By *pongly-dongMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

On a grand piano. Kept banging the keys. It made a right racket the more excited I got.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

On a fire escape at the back of a pub/hotel in the city centre. The rooms back there had a terrible view of a narrow back alley and some wheelie bins, so I can't imagine anyone going out of their way to look out there. They'd ha e seen something altogether different if they did, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disabled toilet of a coffee shop

Store room at work

Under a railway bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undertakers viewing room

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By *loud_dancer OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a pub behind the fruit machines one horny afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hall of mirrors on the old pier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once git found out on ghost train as they took a pic of you on it a kind of rogues gallery

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

On a bench outside a busy pub, and against a wall outside Pizza Express. Don’t think Steve has ever cum so quick!

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

In the rigging of pirate ship climbing frame about 20 plus feet up ! Have to say it was about 1am in morning xx

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By *eddy004Man
over a year ago

Toy Town

In the middle of an Olympic swimming pool on an inflatable donut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Undertakers viewing room "

funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Undertakers viewing room

funny? "

Well made us both happy and smiley

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By *urvy-blue83Woman
over a year ago

burton

All over my office at work and especially over the office bitches desk!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheddar caves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a bird hide at a nature reserve and got caught lol

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

virgin flight !

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve had it in a caravan. Not that strange you might think but it was being towed by her parents at the time……"

Sorry to be a party pooper but this is illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Undertakers viewing room

funny?

Well made us both happy and smiley "

Crikey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Undertakers viewing room

funny?

Well made us both happy and smiley "

Life goes in eh?….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Undertakers viewing room

funny?

Well made us both happy and smiley

Life goes in eh?…."

*on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disable toilet on second floor with work colleague lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Undertakers viewing room

funny?

Well made us both happy and smiley

Life goes in eh?…."

Sure does and no they never had a body for viewing in there just me a a very sexy undertakers assistant in stockings and suspenders

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By *ig-Bull-EssexMan
over a year ago

Southend

"On a bench outside a busy pub, and against a wall outside Pizza Express. Don’t think Steve has ever cum so quick!"

Was Prince Andrew inside?

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Ha ha !

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"On a bench outside a busy pub, and against a wall outside Pizza Express. Don’t think Steve has ever cum so quick!

Was Prince Andrew inside?

I bet that pair going at it against the front window made him sweat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bakerloo line train; somewhere between Paddington and Baker Street…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a bowling green

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By *uzanne and RickyCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Pub toilets, nothing knew there but we were out with another couple. She just said “disabled toilets two minutes “. Our pals just burst out laughing. And yes of course I did lol. I actually think she would’ve liked all of us.

Secretary at work walked into the canteen and without a word took my hard and led me into the ladies then sucked and fucked on the loo. She was gorgeous too, wearing full stockings, sissies etc. we fucked every day til the end of the week when she left. I do remember her husband picking her up one day about five minutes after I came in her mouth. I saw her kiss him then wink at me.

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By *iscreetfuncpl12Couple
over a year ago

Somerset

Blow job in the delivery suite whilst waiting for the birth of our first child to try and hurry things along with the release of some Oxytocin. It didn’t work but well worth a try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After putting a blanket down for some outdoor fun. Unbeknown to us we had put it over a Ants nest. It wasn't funny at the time but we laugh about it now.

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By *ovetoedgeMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

My car in a police station car park.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

On a rock, on a cliff ledge accessed by a gap between two large rocks leaning against each other. She left a huge wet patch on my shorts which promptly dried in the sun as we finished the rest of the coast line walk. I guess mostly funny because of the latter rather than the location.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graveyard car park. Surprisingly quite at night!

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By *ri4cplMan
over a year ago

swindon

Field in the middle of the day right next to the m4, no trees blocking the view for the cars passing

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By *rNightMan
over a year ago

Coventry

On the centre spot of a public football pitch. It was next to a nightclub and it was 2am, high rise block of flats overlooked us.

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By * feat LCouple
over a year ago

milton keynes

On the neighbours car bonnet,in the car in front of local shop with strager,in the ruins of some castle-nearly get caught,classic in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broughty Ferry Railway station platform as the London / Aberdeen train rolled past

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Broughty Ferry Railway station platform as the London / Aberdeen train rolled past "

I was on that train lol nah seriously, been on that station many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mail room, Sgt's Mess RAF Gutersloh.

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

In a lorry above the Luton whilst the driver and his mates were in the cab

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By *nlyfunsMan
over a year ago

Water park in Tenerife

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By *ymster10Man
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

I had a wank from a girlfriend, under a blanket while we were having tea and biscuits with her parents and grandparents..

Same girlfriend, we had sex in Reiss changing rooms Cheshire Oaks and the curtain wasn’t the best

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By *adie Slut and CharlieCouple
over a year ago

Bucks

Like the last post, not full sex but received a handjob in a busy university lecture theatre

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Like the last post, not full sex but received a handjob in a busy university lecture theatre "

I reckon I missed out on all sorts of deviance, with not going to uni!

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By *rMrsTattoosCouple
over a year ago

Woolwich

Caravan park public shower block . And after a photo shoot in an abandonned hospital

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

in a lift in local shopping centre (caught)

over the bonnet of hubbys car on a carpark (caught again)

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By *ntonio24888Man
over a year ago

glasgow

In a busy car park , backseat of the car

Full day Asda car park

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

In a wardrobe at a party lol

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley

It’s a toss up between the log flume at Alton Towers we were alone in our log, she hitched up her skirt, wasn’t wearing underwear, I undid my shorts and we had at it. Apparently we were spotted on one of the cctv cameras and words were had when we disembarked, the poor spotty teenager telling us off was more embarrassed than we were, we couldn’t keep a straight face.

Other was as teenagers we found some hay bales in a field and stripped behind them and were at it like rabbits but had failed to notice we were only about 30 feet from a road, the hedge that we though was just a field boundary was a road and several trucks that went past and could see over the hedge showed their appreciation with a blast from the horn.

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By *loud_dancer OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

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By *orobinCouple
over a year ago

preston

Many, but one we often talk about… In a theatre, on a lighting engineer’s platform, fifty feet above the stage where, directly below us, a well known singer songwriter was playing to an audience of 500 people. We came together spectacularly as he strummed his last chord.

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Under the M4

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By *r Mind CandyMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

At a clowns convention, and I can confirm the size of a guys feet is not indicative of his penis size, his shoes were massive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the rear seat of Volvo car with hotwife while hubby was driving and watching us in rear mirror

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I was on my knee giving a guy a bj between two cars in a bar parking lot, when the guy just finished over my face and boobies when a couple came up to get in their car I was next to

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By *ornyOAPMan
over a year ago

Fethiye

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By *ornyOAPMan
over a year ago

Fethiye

On the floor with her husband asleep only 3 feet away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On holiday in a swimming pool, how we weren’t caught I have no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A metre away from her sleeping brother

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By *obbie1969Man
over a year ago

musselburgh

In a portoloo..at a bike rally..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my bed.

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By *urenutsMan
over a year ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

In a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my bosses desk with the receptionist

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By *loth280Man
over a year ago

Caversham

In the sea down southend......wouldnt get away with that in the clear waters of the carribean

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

In the big top while watching the circus. Her cuck hubby was our cover and lookout...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a church

I will meet you lot in hell lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vicars flat (not with the the vicar though )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GWR service into london…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ski slope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a slide… under the influence of a few diamond whites… it was kind of memorable…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft play centre, when shut obliviously

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

In the corridor on the old compartment train 1972 from Oxford is the sum of my sexual devilment f

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By *annydevonMan
over a year ago

Exeter

some very public places...

in the window of a bookshop... had closed the shop, pulled down the shutters but forgotten one window. on a busy shopping street in the city centre. only found out we had been watched because a friend had seen us - with a small crowd

the first weekend i met my ex wife - she was 22, swedish and very pretty, we climbed over a fence into the garden of some offices. I was going down on her, looked up and some asian tourist were filming us through the fence

In a flat I lived in in france, with very narrow streets, I was fucking my gf on the floor and realised the neighbours opposite were on their balcony watching us. when they saw that i spotted them one of them got shy and started to move away, but when they realised we were happy being watched, they both looked on. she was on top of me, with her ass towards the open balcony doors, so they had a really good view of my cock in her pussy. the next day they acted like nothing had happened

same gf, at a house party, fucking in the bathroom, the door was unlocked, someone walked in... ended up with loads of people, like more than 30, some we knew and some we didn't walking in, watching and she walked out with cum all over her face and left it there for a while

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By *annydevonMan
over a year ago

Exeter

got home fairly late one evening and found a couple fucking on my doorstep - there was a small hedge in my front yard. I let them know I was there, they carried on. I asked to join in and that made them go shy and they stopped... prudes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Church pulpit small village church

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the top of Brent knoll, a place near M5 motorway which can be seen for miles

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By *unnyandDi68Couple
over a year ago

LEIGH

"I’ve had it in a caravan. Not that strange you might think but it was being towed by her parents at the time……

Sorry to be a party pooper but this is illegal "

Not really enough info to say whether it is illegal!!

The driver would have to know they were in there!!

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By *unnyandDi68Couple
over a year ago

LEIGH

On top of Twin Sisters!!!

A mountain in Colorado!

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

On my dad's allotment next to the cabbage patch

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