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By *wingcouple30 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x"

Forgot your shopping bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marshmallows

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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago

reading

When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle

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By *wingcouple30 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Not tried that , Yet lol

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By *wingcouple30 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

No just like to be naughty
"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x

Forgot your shopping bag? "

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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago

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Every time me and my husband do the shopping we always look for the best looking cucumber … lol

I feel

Like everyone around us knows exactly what we are going to do with it …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x

Forgot your shopping bag? "

Superb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate fucked his missis with frozen fish fingers lol

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By *wingcouple30 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Would not be so bad if it was cooked lol
"My mate fucked his missis with frozen fish fingers lol"

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By *ubiaWoman
over a year ago

Manchester/ Portugal

Deodorant bottles are fun

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By *entDomMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

"Every time me and my husband do the shopping we always look for the best looking cucumber … lol

I feel

Like everyone around us knows exactly what we are going to do with it … "

I kept passing my mate down every aisle in tescos, managed to sneak a cucumber and vaseline into his trolly, he was shopping with his Mrs. The text he sent was hilarious ??

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By *wingcouple30 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Done that before and a pop bottle lol
"Deodorant bottles are fun "

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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago

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"Every time me and my husband do the shopping we always look for the best looking cucumber … lol

I feel

Like everyone around us knows exactly what we are going to do with it …

I kept passing my mate down every aisle in tescos, managed to sneak a cucumber and vaseline into his trolly, he was shopping with his Mrs. The text he sent was hilarious ?? "

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By *eachrunner1Man
over a year ago

Farnham

I have inserted all sorts of things into ladies over the years:

Wine & beer bottles

Ice

Mars bar

Strawberries

Candles

Poured in Champagne

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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago

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"Every time me and my husband do the shopping we always look for the best looking cucumber … lol

I feel

Like everyone around us knows exactly what we are going to do with it …

I kept passing my mate down every aisle in tescos, managed to sneak a cucumber and vaseline into his trolly, he was shopping with his Mrs. The text he sent was hilarious ?? "

Omg that’s hilarious…. Wonder if they used it ?

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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago

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"I have inserted all sorts of things into ladies over the years:

Wine & beer bottles

Ice

Mars bar

Strawberries

Candles

Poured in Champagne

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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago

reading

"I have inserted all sorts of things into ladies over the years:

Wine & beer bottles

Ice

Mars bar

Strawberries

Candles

Poured in Champagne

I love ice ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm custard? Jesus. That’s niche…

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By *wingcouple30 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Sounds great fun hun x
"I have inserted all sorts of things into ladies over the years:

Wine & beer bottles

Ice

Mars bar

Strawberries

Candles

Poured in Champagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex used the great stick in my car once.... And the "knob" on the end of my bed

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x"

Marrows?! Bloody hell. That's talent!

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By *asterandGenieCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Large tentacle toy

Water bottles with the big bulge at the top

Cucumber

Carrot

Inflatable dildo

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle "

Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend.

For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tentacle toy

Horse dildo

Dragons dildo

Extra girthy dildo (I can be a bit of a size queen)

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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago

reading

"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle

Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend.

For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too."

I girl on here had a video I watched it a million times …

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Done that before and a pop bottle lolDeodorant bottles are fun "

I like the sound of custard, then getting it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you get cleaned out properly from the custard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x"

Quite a length to go to avoid paying 10p for a plastic bag…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've love the feel of certain car gear sticks which I have rode a few times

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Done the hairbrush handle a long long time ago, not really into sticking anything but peen or fingers up there really tho.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"How did you get cleaned out properly from the custard?"

Big tongue, lots of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah, when its been fucked after and its in deep, you must have a snakes tounge!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh yeah, when its been fucked after and its in deep, you must have a snakes tounge!"

Ah, I wasn't thinking about it being pushed deep

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By *ak4uMan
over a year ago

chelmsford

"A cock

Peculiar, what made you think of that?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Deodorant bottles are fun "
I think they make bottles phallic on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber for sure, there's pics of me with it on our profile

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By *wingcouple30 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

got a cucumber one on my profile to x
"Cucumber for sure, there's pics of me with it on our profile "

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle

Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend.

For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too.

I girl on here had a video I watched it a million times … "

I imagine I would too, if I had paid membership!

If you ever feel like re-living your youth and getting to know your hairbrush a little better, do let me know. I'd love to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x"
mars bar and brandy

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Cucumber for sure, there's pics of me with it on our profile "

That's a beauty! Fantastic dildo pics, too.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Banana

and a friend told me sweet corn on the cob is great

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"got a cucumber one on my profile to x "

I definitely just went to check, but it's not in your public gallery!

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By *exandthesuburbans83Couple
over a year ago

EASTBOURNE

We used a cucumber. Was fun. Then a double ended dildo to see how much I could take. Just a shame we didn't have someone to take the other end.

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By *elsh.couple1Couple
over a year ago

Swansea/neath

Cucumber

Carrot

Hair brush handle

Straightners (cold obviously)

Bedframe knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tentacle toy

Horse dildo

Dragons dildo

Extra girthy dildo (I can be a bit of a size queen)"

So hot!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Warm custard? Jesus. That’s niche…"

One assumes with banana?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got a cucumber one on my profile to xCucumber for sure, there's pics of me with it on our profile "

Well that's one way to get one of your 5 a day

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I bet a and e nurses have a few stories to tell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x"
hard boiled eggs, plus a cock

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By *estrel girlWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham

Bananas, cucumberand gear stick

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you xhard boiled eggs, plus a cock"

At the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My private pics have one with a bottle in

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"My private pics have one with a bottle in "

You realise every man in this thread (and probably some of the women, too) are dying to see your private pics, now?

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By *uriousScottishGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cucumber (check my profile hehe), wine bottle neck, brush handle, Deoderant can, doggy dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once seen a baseball bat disappear in a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a girl put a toothbrush up her bum, handle side, while I brushed my teeth with the brush end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock and eggs, yes,

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Cucumber (check my profile hehe), wine bottle neck, brush handle, Deoderant can, doggy dildo

Are we supposed to stop scrolling when we find the cucumber? Because I definitely didn't!

That's an impressive checklist though, I salute you. And also kinda wanna know what a "doggy dildo" is!

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Cock and eggs, yes, "

That's remarkable. I feel like I should applaud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair brush handle was my best friend when I was a lot younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock and eggs, yes,

That's remarkable. I feel like I should applaud!"
find someone to try it with, it's amazing

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By *rikki1967ukMan
over a year ago

peterborough

When I ran a pub fucked a barmaid with the ceramic part of handpull beer pump.fun watching rest of staff using pump after and not knowing.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a lady who shoved an impressively large bunch of keys and car fobs inside her, but it wasn't in the pursuit of pleasure. At least I don't think it was !...

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY

Take a look at some of our earlier pics. One of nine candles inserted at once and all lit- three ladies doing the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex could fit a beer can very easily....

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

No23 bus!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I once knew a lady who shoved an impressively large bunch of keys and car fobs inside her, but it wasn't in the pursuit of pleasure. At least I don't think it was !...

At the start it sounded like the set up for a joke...

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By *assistMan
over a year ago

Bingham

Had an ex many years ago that loved a a loo brush. She kept a new clean one in the bedside table for her occasional needs.

Also had an ex who was mad for the vacuum nozzle too ??

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By *asterandGenieCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Cucumber (check my profile hehe), wine bottle neck, brush handle, Deoderant can, doggy dildo

Are we supposed to stop scrolling when we find the cucumber? Because I definitely didn't!

That's an impressive checklist though, I salute you. And also kinda wanna know what a "doggy dildo" is! "

Exactly what it sounds like a dildo shaped like that animals cock

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

An ex GF used a police truncheon. Well cleaned first though!!!

Gbat

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"An ex GF used a police truncheon. Well cleaned first though!!!

Gbat "

Snap...wonder if it was the same one..!

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By *oss11Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Tentacle toy

Horse dildo

Dragons dildo

Extra girthy dildo (I can be a bit of a size queen)"

WOW. I need to see a picture of the horse dildo insertion

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By *assionate VoyagerMan
over a year ago

Lan

I'm all here for this! Have a weird little fetish for objects being used that aren't dildos

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By *hunkyKitKatSalesmanMan
over a year ago

Melksham

I met a wonderful lady who enjoyed various objects at times ….

Bottles of various sizes & shapes too (Pom bottle

)

Bed post knob

Tow bar ball

Pepper mill

Vegetables

a length of heavy chain which she seemed to enjoy quite a lot especially when it was pulled out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once knew a lady who shoved an impressively large bunch of keys and car fobs inside her, but it wasn't in the pursuit of pleasure. At least I don't think it was !...

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take it unlocked her wild side!! Lol

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By *permdonorMan
over a year ago

Derby

An ex gf years ago put tv remote control up to stop me switching channels

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By *ub4uyorkTV/TS
over a year ago

York

A courgette??

they don't exactly feel nice in the hand..... like a cactus

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"An ex GF used a police truncheon. Well cleaned first though!!!

Gbat

Snap...wonder if it was the same one..! "

GF or truncheon???

Gbat

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle

Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend.

For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too."

A relative who went to boarding school said her house confiscated handled brushes.

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By *un-adventurousMan
over a year ago

winchester

Am ex loved vegetables, including leaks

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By *imandLiz14Couple
over a year ago

Needham

To date we have used

Cucumber

Mini Cucumber

Corn on the cob

Courgette

Bananas skin on

Mars choc ice, messy but so much fun cleaning each other up

Chocolate buttons, again messy but

Strawberries and cream, real cream not the squirty stuff

Food shopping can be great fun lol

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Handle of a short shovel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock fingers mouth sex toys ... no food stuff ever nothing else either so glad i did biolgy when younger ... keeping my vagina healthy is a must ...

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

A monster can and a boost bar. Not at the same time

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By *andybigboiMan
over a year ago

Mount Pleasant

Mrs has had carrots inserted in her pussy.

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By *assionate VoyagerMan
over a year ago

Lan

BEST ONE SO FAR

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

"Banana

and a friend told me sweet corn on the cob is great

Oh yeah defo always wanted to eat one peeled and played with covered in juices and then slowly eaten

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By *imandLiz14Couple
over a year ago

Needham

"To date we have used

Cucumber

Mini Cucumber

Corn on the cob

Courgette

Bananas skin on

Mars choc ice, messy but so much fun cleaning each other up

Chocolate buttons, again messy but

Strawberries and cream, real cream not the squirty stuff

Food shopping can be great fun lol

Oh forgot Carrots lol

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Miss Ticklish uses my asleep d*unk hands to masterbate, then I get a WhatsApp selfie when I get to work in morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic cone

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

"Traffic cone"

The fuck ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

???

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By *olfgang1000Man
over a year ago

Hull

I have a spiky rubberised bottle washer that I have used on several ladies. It has elicited some intense orgasms when coupled with some clit licking ??

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle

Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend.

For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too.

A relative who went to boarding school said her house confiscated handled brushes."

That seems unnecessarily cruel! I feel for her.

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By *un-adventurousMan
over a year ago

winchester

Have a look at curiousellie new video !

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

baton round (cfe)

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Frankfurters, mars bar, champagne (not all at the same time!)

Can never look at a hot dog in the same way

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Frankfurters, mars bar, champagne (not all at the same time!)

Can never look at a hot dog in the same way

You'll never be allowed back in that supermarket, either.

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth

Ex gf.1 a very ripe banana without skin and yes it broke in side her, also a double chocolate chip cake with cream very tasty, a chilled stella bottle, emptied some into her then drank it out

Ex gf.2 a Ferrero Rocher and yes it took ages to flush out all the chopped Hazel nuts out but again very tasty

Various women usual stuff, large carrots, cucumbers etc

If they want it I'll help them play with it

Warm custard has got a lot of interest, supose it would be like sloppy seconds

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By *wingcouple30 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Ive also done corn on a cob in my puss and has a cadburys cream eat eaten out of me x

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Tentacle toy

Horse dildo

Dragons dildo

Extra girthy dildo (I can be a bit of a size queen)"

That sounds fantastic to me. I Love a lady who is into big dildos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love stretching :

cucumber

fist

both fists

big apple

melon using loads of lube

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Cucumber peeled banana wine bottle

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

We had a kink about speculums for a while, we got a nice shiney stainless steel one from an online auction site, it was fun to play with seriously restricting her ability to contract inside while orgasming, but my favourite game with it was to insert it and clamp her vagina as wide open as she could cope with, then take her out for drink at a local pub with it in, watching her fidget about trying to find a comfortable position to sit in, on a couple of occasions we would stop at a quiet carpark on the way home to play with it a bit more either giving her a couple of restricted orgasms or finding a stranger to inspect it and remove it one handed while wanking off with the other hand, unfortunately fab deems the photos too rude to publish and removed them anytime we put them up.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Ive also done corn on a cob in my puss and has a cadburys cream eat eaten out of me x"

I imagine the texture of the corn cob feels quite interesting?

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Tentacle toy

Horse dildo

Dragons dildo

Extra girthy dildo (I can be a bit of a size queen)"

Bloody hell, how did I miss "horse dildo"?! You bad, bad dragon you.

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Ive also done corn on a cob in my puss and has a cadburys cream eat eaten out of me x"

How did the corn feel inside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max's cock and my thrusting rabbit from love honey at same .... it was intense for both of us wow !!

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By *rNightMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I’ve got my other half to use Impulse deodorant bottle, shower head, hairbrush handle, bananas, cucumbers, gearstick, wine bottles… I’m sure there’s others in forgetting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer can and wine bottle....bottom end first...

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Not a first hand account of course, but I read a great tale in a ‘today I fucked up’ thread about a woman who decided to try sneering several hard boiled eggs into herself, she used plenty of lube, and got two in ok and then out a third one in an heard a crack and realised the shell had broken on one of them and then had to spend ages trying to retrieve sharp pieces of broken eggshell from herself delicately from one of the last two eggs, and once successful, she found the first egg was so deep inside her she couldn’t push it out and struggled for ages with her fingers trying to dislodge it!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"mars bar

Wait…

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By *entDomMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

The heat of a pussy softens a candle enough for it to break....apparently

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

I had an encounter with a lady in a hotel room a year or so back, when I ran out of steam she wanted more so I used the TV remote control on her, she loved it

I won't tell you the hotel or room number

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x

Quite a length to go to avoid paying 10p for a plastic bag…

Its a fanny for life ... saving the planet.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"The heat of a pussy softens a candle enough for it to break....apparently "

Was it a yankee candle?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x

Quite a length to go to avoid paying 10p for a plastic bag…

Its a fanny for life ... saving the planet. "

If it splits you get a new one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x"

Is this sexually. Or had you been shoplifting?

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By *iJandJCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"We used a cucumber. Was fun. Then a double ended dildo to see how much I could take. Just a shame we didn't have someone to take the other end."

Why couldn’t mr be on the other end?

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By *immycox92Man
over a year ago

Greenwich

"Ive also done corn on a cob in my puss and has a cadburys cream eat eaten out of me x"

Thanks for an excellent read - a fantastic forum topic

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By *ewnameCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

My friend used a picnic bar on his wife and said she loved it at the start then it started to melt and he had to clean up

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By *immycox92Man
over a year ago

Greenwich

Do we need a separate forum thread for crazy things guys have inserted into their arses... I'd have something to add

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

I'm paying attention

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By *r and Mrs B xxCouple
over a year ago

Chippenham

"My friend used a picnic bar on his wife and said she loved it at the start then it started to melt and he had to clean up"

I wasn't keen on a Picnic bar, try a Crunchie bar. Very messy so needs to be cleaned up and the honeycomb is amazing to share.

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Had an FTM fuckbuddy who was into stretch play and fisting, whe had loads of fun seing what we could get up his pussy

Watching and feeling him riding my foot, squirting all over it as he came was particularly memorable

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

45 Bic pens with a girlfriend.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"45 Bic pens with a girlfriend. "

Reminds me of a trip to the banana bar.. Where the finale of a "hostess" experience was to squat on the bar in front of you.. Shove a biro up there and sign their name on a beer mat which you took away with you. Quality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy shit that photo is hot as fuck!

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