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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x" Forgot your shopping bag? | |||
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x Forgot your shopping bag? " | |||
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"My mate fucked his missis with frozen fish fingers lol" | |||
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"Every time me and my husband do the shopping we always look for the best looking cucumber … lol I feel Like everyone around us knows exactly what we are going to do with it … " I kept passing my mate down every aisle in tescos, managed to sneak a cucumber and vaseline into his trolly, he was shopping with his Mrs. The text he sent was hilarious ?? | |||
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"Every time me and my husband do the shopping we always look for the best looking cucumber … lol I feel Like everyone around us knows exactly what we are going to do with it … I kept passing my mate down every aisle in tescos, managed to sneak a cucumber and vaseline into his trolly, he was shopping with his Mrs. The text he sent was hilarious ?? " | |||
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"Every time me and my husband do the shopping we always look for the best looking cucumber … lol I feel Like everyone around us knows exactly what we are going to do with it … I kept passing my mate down every aisle in tescos, managed to sneak a cucumber and vaseline into his trolly, he was shopping with his Mrs. The text he sent was hilarious ?? " Omg that’s hilarious…. Wonder if they used it ? | |||
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"I have inserted all sorts of things into ladies over the years: Wine & beer bottles Ice Mars bar Strawberries Candles Poured in Champagne " | |||
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"I have inserted all sorts of things into ladies over the years: Wine & beer bottles Ice Mars bar Strawberries Candles Poured in Champagne " I love ice ?? | |||
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"I have inserted all sorts of things into ladies over the years: Wine & beer bottles Ice Mars bar Strawberries Candles Poured in Champagne " | |||
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x" Marrows?! Bloody hell. That's talent! | |||
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"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle " Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend. For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too. | |||
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"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend. For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too." I girl on here had a video I watched it a million times … | |||
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"Done that before and a pop bottle lolDeodorant bottles are fun " I like the sound of custard, then getting it out x | |||
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x" Quite a length to go to avoid paying 10p for a plastic bag… | |||
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"How did you get cleaned out properly from the custard?" Big tongue, lots of time | |||
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"Oh yeah, when its been fucked after and its in deep, you must have a snakes tounge!" Ah, I wasn't thinking about it being pushed deep | |||
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"A cock " Peculiar, what made you think of that? | |||
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"Deodorant bottles are fun " I think they make bottles phallic on purpose | |||
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"Cucumber for sure, there's pics of me with it on our profile " | |||
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"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend. For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too. I girl on here had a video I watched it a million times … " I imagine I would too, if I had paid membership! If you ever feel like re-living your youth and getting to know your hairbrush a little better, do let me know. I'd love to see. | |||
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x" mars bar and brandy | |||
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"Cucumber for sure, there's pics of me with it on our profile " That's a beauty! Fantastic dildo pics, too. | |||
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"got a cucumber one on my profile to x " I definitely just went to check, but it's not in your public gallery! | |||
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"Tentacle toy Horse dildo Dragons dildo Extra girthy dildo (I can be a bit of a size queen)" So hot!! . | |||
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"Warm custard? Jesus. That’s niche…" One assumes with banana? | |||
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"got a cucumber one on my profile to xCucumber for sure, there's pics of me with it on our profile " Well that's one way to get one of your 5 a day | |||
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x" hard boiled eggs, plus a cock | |||
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you xhard boiled eggs, plus a cock" At the same time? | |||
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"My private pics have one with a bottle in " You realise every man in this thread (and probably some of the women, too) are dying to see your private pics, now? | |||
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"Cucumber (check my profile hehe), wine bottle neck, brush handle, Deoderant can, doggy dildo " Are we supposed to stop scrolling when we find the cucumber? Because I definitely didn't! That's an impressive checklist though, I salute you. And also kinda wanna know what a "doggy dildo" is! | |||
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"Cock and eggs, yes, " That's remarkable. I feel like I should applaud! | |||
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"Cock and eggs, yes, That's remarkable. I feel like I should applaud!" find someone to try it with, it's amazing | |||
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"I once knew a lady who shoved an impressively large bunch of keys and car fobs inside her, but it wasn't in the pursuit of pleasure. At least I don't think it was !... " At the start it sounded like the set up for a joke... | |||
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"Cucumber (check my profile hehe), wine bottle neck, brush handle, Deoderant can, doggy dildo Are we supposed to stop scrolling when we find the cucumber? Because I definitely didn't! That's an impressive checklist though, I salute you. And also kinda wanna know what a "doggy dildo" is! " Exactly what it sounds like a dildo shaped like that animals cock | |||
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"An ex GF used a police truncheon. Well cleaned first though!!! Gbat " Snap...wonder if it was the same one..! | |||
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"Tentacle toy Horse dildo Dragons dildo Extra girthy dildo (I can be a bit of a size queen)" WOW. I need to see a picture of the horse dildo insertion | |||
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"I once knew a lady who shoved an impressively large bunch of keys and car fobs inside her, but it wasn't in the pursuit of pleasure. At least I don't think it was !... " take it unlocked her wild side!! Lol | |||
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"An ex GF used a police truncheon. Well cleaned first though!!! Gbat Snap...wonder if it was the same one..! " GF or truncheon??? Gbat | |||
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"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend. For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too." A relative who went to boarding school said her house confiscated handled brushes. | |||
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"Banana and a friend told me sweet corn on the cob is great " Oh yeah defo always wanted to eat one peeled and played with covered in juices and then slowly eaten | |||
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"To date we have used Cucumber Mini Cucumber Corn on the cob Courgette Bananas skin on Mars choc ice, messy but so much fun cleaning each other up Chocolate buttons, again messy but Strawberries and cream, real cream not the squirty stuff Food shopping can be great fun lol" Oh forgot Carrots lol | |||
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"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend. For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too. A relative who went to boarding school said her house confiscated handled brushes." That seems unnecessarily cruel! I feel for her. | |||
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"Frankfurters, mars bar, champagne (not all at the same time!) Can never look at a hot dog in the same way " You'll never be allowed back in that supermarket, either. | |||
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"Tentacle toy Horse dildo Dragons dildo Extra girthy dildo (I can be a bit of a size queen)" That sounds fantastic to me. I Love a lady who is into big dildos. | |||
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"Ive also done corn on a cob in my puss and has a cadburys cream eat eaten out of me x" I imagine the texture of the corn cob feels quite interesting? | |||
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"Tentacle toy Horse dildo Dragons dildo Extra girthy dildo (I can be a bit of a size queen)" Bloody hell, how did I miss "horse dildo"?! You bad, bad dragon you. | |||
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"Ive also done corn on a cob in my puss and has a cadburys cream eat eaten out of me x" How did the corn feel inside? | |||
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"mars bar " Wait… | |||
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x Quite a length to go to avoid paying 10p for a plastic bag… " Its a fanny for life ... saving the planet. | |||
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"The heat of a pussy softens a candle enough for it to break....apparently " Was it a yankee candle? | |||
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x Quite a length to go to avoid paying 10p for a plastic bag… Its a fanny for life ... saving the planet. " If it splits you get a new one? | |||
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x" Is this sexually. Or had you been shoplifting? | |||
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"We used a cucumber. Was fun. Then a double ended dildo to see how much I could take. Just a shame we didn't have someone to take the other end." Why couldn’t mr be on the other end? | |||
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"Ive also done corn on a cob in my puss and has a cadburys cream eat eaten out of me x" Thanks for an excellent read - a fantastic forum topic | |||
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"My friend used a picnic bar on his wife and said she loved it at the start then it started to melt and he had to clean up" I wasn't keen on a Picnic bar, try a Crunchie bar. Very messy so needs to be cleaned up and the honeycomb is amazing to share. | |||
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"45 Bic pens with a girlfriend. " Reminds me of a trip to the banana bar.. Where the finale of a "hostess" experience was to squat on the bar in front of you.. Shove a biro up there and sign their name on a beer mat which you took away with you. Quality. | |||
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