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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm staying in a bnb with work. The female owner lives in the house and over the last few days hasn't slept due to the heat. We were chatting other day about hearing her going downstairs at silly o'clock. I asked what she was watching? She said below deck iv seen it and some very naughty things happen on their. I said I didn't expect you to watch that sort of stuff lol she then shocked me and said well its just soft porn. I was speechless and instantly turned on. Iv just got in from work and she was watching it again and joked I only watch this and porn but knew you would be home soon. I asked what her favourite sort to watch was and she just got giddy and said I would have to kill you before I tell you that with a bit of a giggle. So what do I do next how else can I approach this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get her fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a stories forum apparently.

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By *omoxfordMan
over a year ago

leeds

Ask her if she has seen any of the upper floor videos that are on pornhub etc

That should get her going

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"There’s a stories forum apparently. "

Haha was just thinking that myself ...however if 100% true ..just say your not a big porn watcher hard or soft as you prefer doing than watching remember to give her "that naughty look" as you do ..your welcome

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Tell her to have a Fab evening and see how she reacts. It sounds very promising!

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I'm staying in a bnb with work. The female owner lives in the house and over the last few days hasn't slept due to the heat. We were chatting other day about hearing her going downstairs at silly o'clock. I asked what she was watching? She said below deck iv seen it and some very naughty things happen on their. I said I didn't expect you to watch that sort of stuff lol she then shocked me and said well its just soft porn. I was speechless and instantly turned on. Iv just got in from work and she was watching it again and joked I only watch this and porn but knew you would be home soon. I asked what her favourite sort to watch was and she just got giddy and said I would have to kill you before I tell you that with a bit of a giggle. So what do I do next how else can I approach this."

Ask if you can sit and watch some porn with her

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By *ungnFunMan
over a year ago

From the North in London.

Be direct, if she says she's not interested accept that and move on, if she's game get her nailed. Either way, if she says no, so what nothing lost. Just say sorry.

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Tell her about this site and properly introduce yourself? What have you got to lose, a night in the back garden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the address

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is a genuine situation which was the reason I didn't put it in the forams. Sorry if I put it in the wrong one

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Be direct, if she says she's not interested accept that and move on, if she's game get her nailed. Either way, if she says no, so what nothing lost. Just say sorry. "

Yep.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Also how much longer are you staying? How awkward if she says no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also how much longer are you staying? How awkward if she says no. "

That's what I'm thinking here for at least another month

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Also how much longer are you staying? How awkward if she says no.

That's what I'm thinking here for at least another month "

Hmmm. My sensible head says cool it, things could be difficult if you don't click for any reason. My not so sensible head says you could have a really fun month.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I would just continue being cheeky with a few innuendos here & there . Play it cool reading the vibe she's giving back cause if u get too eager & it goes wrong

That will be a long awkward month lol

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
over a year ago

Southern England


"I'm staying in a bnb with work. The female owner lives in the house and over the last few days hasn't slept due to the heat. We were chatting other day about hearing her going downstairs at silly o'clock. I asked what she was watching? She said below deck iv seen it and some very naughty things happen on their. I said I didn't expect you to watch that sort of stuff lol she then shocked me and said well its just soft porn. I was speechless and instantly turned on. Iv just got in from work and she was watching it again and joked I only watch this and porn but knew you would be home soon. I asked what her favourite sort to watch was and she just got giddy and said I would have to kill you before I tell you that with a bit of a giggle. So what do I do next how else can I approach this."
cool story bro, cool story.

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By *ragon1booMan
over a year ago

blackwood

Just keep being cheeky, never know what will happen

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Invite her to see the porn you like (there's some good French stuff which is not to hard-core)

Over a bottle of wine or her favourite drink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm in the room next to her now and can hear her TV thinking of sending her a tx but don't know what to say

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By *ust-a-GuyMan
over a year ago

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Ask if you can watch with her, take wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, ask if you can watch with her. Let her make the first move. Play it cool. If nothing happens, nothing happens.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I would say "if you fancy some company next time you are watching your programme let me know. I will bring wine".

I am looking forward to an update. This is gold!

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By *anyasmanMan
over a year ago

Preston


"Ask if you can sit and watch some porn with her"

Good answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update guys so last night I messaged the host and said that I hope my TV isn't too loud. Her reply was it's OK I'm death anyway. So I tried my look and said you won't hear what porn I'm watching then she laughed and said you watching babe Station. Lol I said that's to tame. The chat went on about telling her about reality Kings channel on pornhub. She told me she had looked it up. I go home today but will put more effort in when I'm back on Monday.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

*looks up reality kings channel....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you think there is something a bit sinister about her ?

"I will have to kill you before I tell you" "It's OK I'm death anyway" ...

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Do you think there is something a bit sinister about her ?

"I will have to kill you before I tell you" "It's OK I'm death anyway" ..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is somebody’s nose getting bigger ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm back at the bnb today wonder how the chat will go

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By *rKinksMan
over a year ago

Alton


"I'm back at the bnb today wonder how the chat will go "

Been following along good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Will let you all know hoe it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is this air bnb lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got in and had the small talk chat the hi hello etc asked her if she watched the porn I suggested she said she will tell me about it later

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By *hatapair65Couple
over a year ago

North East

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the address again, I have errr, a package to deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just watch some porn on your room with the door left open so that she would see you play.

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By *iker197Man
over a year ago

Hinckley

Good luck

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Ask her does she want to go for a drink if she says yes mention fab see what reaction you get

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Below Deck is just a reality TV show based around a charter yacht in various locations depending on the season. Primarily about the crew and a bit about the guests who charter it, but soft porn it isn’t. If you get aroused by the sound of female crew members bitching about each other and the chef throwing a strop, then fill yer boots!

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"I'm staying in a bnb with work. The female owner lives in the house and over the last few days hasn't slept due to the heat. We were chatting other day about hearing her going downstairs at silly o'clock. I asked what she was watching? She said below deck iv seen it and some very naughty things happen on their. I said I didn't expect you to watch that sort of stuff lol she then shocked me and said well its just soft porn. I was speechless and instantly turned on. Iv just got in from work and she was watching it again and joked I only watch this and porn but knew you would be home soon. I asked what her favourite sort to watch was and she just got giddy and said I would have to kill you before I tell you that with a bit of a giggle. So what do I do next how else can I approach this."

Is this the plot to confessions of an Airbnb owner

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By *ivingthegoodlifeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Following with interest

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bookmarking

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By *ornyN52Man
over a year ago

Ruislip

Sounds interesting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohh my god I can't believe what just happened. The owner was in the garden planting some flowers when I got back from having some food at the local pub she came in and said my back is killing now doing that. Don't ask me why but I just blurted out I love massage porn she asked if I'm any good at doing back massages I thought all my Christmas had come at once and stupidly I said iv never had a complaint. She said well I'm going to have a bath and if it still hurts tomorrow do you mind giving my back a rub. Iv agreed and will be hoping and praying her back is in bits tonight and tomorrow until I get back. I hate wishing pain on anybody but iv got a good reason. Any advice from women how they like a back rub would be greatly appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh my god I can't believe what just happened. The owner was in the garden planting some flowers when I got back from having some food at the local pub she came in and said my back is killing now doing that. Don't ask me why but I just blurted out I love massage porn she asked if I'm any good at doing back massages I thought all my Christmas had come at once and stupidly I said iv never had a complaint. She said well I'm going to have a bath and if it still hurts tomorrow do you mind giving my back a rub. Iv agreed and will be hoping and praying her back is in bits tonight and tomorrow until I get back. I hate wishing pain on anybody but iv got a good reason. Any advice from women how they like a back rub would be greatly appreciated. "

Plenty of oils, soft stroking from the spine outwards towards the arms gently slipping across her side boob, work your way down doing that then at the base of the spine start caressing her buttcheeks. Stroke and squeeze her cheeks allowing your thumbs between them. Then onto her legs again letting your thumbs or fingers accidentally rub against her pussy. If you haven’t been kicked off by then you might be in luck .

If that works I want the address hahaha

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By *ireIce2019Couple
over a year ago

Brighton

Slightly awkward reading some of the replies and people asking for address… stalky!

I hope you clink though and both have fun. My point of view, if I want a massage from a guy I ask for it, if I want a fuck I ask for it. If you end up worrying if a massage is an invitation you won’t have much connection, too much thinking, just feel and be in the moment. That’s my advise for all it’s worth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slightly awkward reading some of the replies and people asking for address… stalky!

I hope you clink though and both have fun. My point of view, if I want a massage from a guy I ask for it, if I want a fuck I ask for it. If you end up worrying if a massage is an invitation you won’t have much connection, too much thinking, just feel and be in the moment. That’s my advise for all it’s worth "

I agree I wouldn't dream of sharing that info but 10/10 for effort lol

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By *ornyN52Man
over a year ago

Ruislip

So how did it go?

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Bump

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm staying in a bnb with work. The female owner lives in the house and over the last few days hasn't slept due to the heat. We were chatting other day about hearing her going downstairs at silly o'clock. I asked what she was watching? She said below deck iv seen it and some very naughty things happen on their. I said I didn't expect you to watch that sort of stuff lol she then shocked me and said well its just soft porn. I was speechless and instantly turned on. Iv just got in from work and she was watching it again and joked I only watch this and porn but knew you would be home soon. I asked what her favourite sort to watch was and she just got giddy and said I would have to kill you before I tell you that with a bit of a giggle. So what do I do next how else can I approach this.

Ask if you can sit and watch some porn with her"

This is what I'd do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got an account here together yet?

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

She wants to be fucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got in from a few drinks and walk in to find the owner with her door slightly open and clearly watching porn on her phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got in from a few drinks and walk in to find the owner with her door slightly open and clearly watching porn on her phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I finally built up the courage to put it on her and omg just had the most amazing naughty sex ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I finally built up the courage to put it on her and omg just had the most amazing naughty sex ever "

After all that build up, the ending was a let down

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

Yep distinct lack of details lol

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By *eekingjoy777Woman
over a year ago

dorset

Why suprised she likes wTching porn?

Dont we all enjoy?

My fav is amateur x

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By *urabriteMan
over a year ago

stafford

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
over a year ago

Southern England


"I finally built up the courage to put it on her and omg just had the most amazing naughty sex ever "

Sure you did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get her fucked"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heading up too the moors for outdoor fun shortly this landlady is absolute naughty knew she was a naughty women

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"I finally built up the courage to put it on her and omg just had the most amazing naughty sex ever

After all that build up, the ending was a let down "

Cause it never happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol oh it happened pal

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

And they all lived happily ever after…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol oh it happened pal "

Loads of detail the whole way through then right at the end "and then we pumped"

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By *umblebiMan
over a year ago

ayles

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
over a year ago

Southern England

jackanory tell us a story.

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Just got in from a few drinks and walk in to find the owner with her door slightly open and clearly watching porn on her phone "

This is the reply that’s done me, sounds like your talking about the video you been watching, lol

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

I do find it interesting how all the guys immediately assume this is all made up, but I guarantee it would be a different story if a woman posted something similar. I'm not saying it definitely happened, but I can't say it didn't either, so I'm not going to be an automatic hater like most of the guys here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bnb host and have played with 2 different guests, on both occasions they used the same tactics which was I've bought a bottle of wine / Rum, where are the glasses and would you like to join me for a glass or two,the drinks flowed and conversations turned naughty and ended up in the bedroom!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"I'm a bnb host and have played with 2 different guests, on both occasions they used the same tactics which was I've bought a bottle of wine / Rum, where are the glasses and would you like to join me for a glass or two,the drinks flowed and conversations turned naughty and ended up in the bedroom!"

Ok I'm gonna need the listing details immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Below Deck is just a reality TV show based around a charter yacht in various locations depending on the season. Primarily about the crew and a bit about the guests who charter it, but soft porn it isn’t. If you get aroused by the sound of female crew members bitching about each other and the chef throwing a strop, then fill yer boots! "

Exactly what I thought! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a bnb host and have played with 2 different guests, on both occasions they used the same tactics which was I've bought a bottle of wine / Rum, where are the glasses and would you like to join me for a glass or two,the drinks flowed and conversations turned naughty and ended up in the bedroom!"

A wee trip to Poole is now on the cards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Stop eating cheese before bedtime.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"I'm a bnb host and have played with 2 different guests, on both occasions they used the same tactics which was I've bought a bottle of wine / Rum, where are the glasses and would you like to join me for a glass or two,the drinks flowed and conversations turned naughty and ended up in the bedroom!"

I'm a B&B host, and though there have been many guests here who I'd have loved to have played with, no opportunities to do so have yet arisen...

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"I'm a bnb host and have played with 2 different guests, on both occasions they used the same tactics which was I've bought a bottle of wine / Rum, where are the glasses and would you like to join me for a glass or two,the drinks flowed and conversations turned naughty and ended up in the bedroom!"

Nice! I love Poole and the rest of Dorset.

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