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Time for some new swinging descriptions?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think its About time we came up with a few modern words for swinging

because words like

Hardend

Bi sexual

Bi curious

soft swing

etc are a bit vauge at times Most are words that have been in the swinging world forever

Any suggestions lol

By vauge i mean they are the only words to descibe certain people and actions that dont always give true pictures of that person

IE les is described on her title that she is bi sexual cause that is the only box we could tick

What it means in her case is she is comfortable with woman to woman contact when she is in a certain mood etc

She will play with a woman everytime but may not go the whole way everytime

So we decribe her in our written profile as bi playful

Any suggestions for other words anyone?

Craig xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like to use the term uncomplicated with regards to what we do. We utilise the available headings within the site structure, construct a profile that gives as big a picture as we can, discuss like mature adults with any prospective playmates our respective likes and dislikes and if all are happy we actually play.

It's worked extremely well for us for the last 8 years or so and I cannot see how a new swingers dictionary is going to change that one iota.

I can see it being a benefit to those who are uncertain as to exactly what it is they like or what they want and who wish to further compartmentalise things.

I suspect for the vast majority of folk who use and fully understand the current terms, in company with mature verbal discussion to set the playing goal posts it is probably not going to be that relevant.

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent


"

By vauge i mean.......

Craig xx"

Actually Craig by Vauge I think you mean Vague lol lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about, for the older men here:

* Floppy

* incontinant

* sleepy

* 60 seconds

* 30 seconds

* 10 seconds

* What the fuck was that?

* just happy to have a coffee actually

I may or may not fall into one of more of those new catagories

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"

By vauge i mean.......

Craig xx

Actually Craig by Vauge I think you mean Vague lol lol xxx

"

Nee nar nee nar!! the spelling police are here,mind your grammar bouys and gurls lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Straightish = pretty much most guys who say they are straight

Sexplorers = may be lacking a wide range of experiences but willing to try new things

BiPolar = straight guy who sucks cock (no bum fun) when the women are not around

TombRader = seeking GranniesILF’s

Show-Ho = to be used by couples seeking a single bi fem to do the wife whilst the hubby watches… who cares what the bi-fem gets out of it.

PhotoWizz – someone who goes straight to your photos and ignores everything you bothered to type in your profile.

Nobice = Male novice who can’t wait to get his cock out

Senokot = Someone just passing through with the expectation everything will happen overnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol!! absolutely brilliant...very very funny!!! well thought out and clever...put these forward and we can all update our profiles

well done! mischief

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

By vauge i mean.......

Craig xx

Actually Craig by Vauge I think you mean Vague lol lol xxx

"

Theres always 'one' that feels the need too correct someone. lol

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Oh come on honeypot, when craig says 'by vauge i mean...' how could we possibly resist pmsl Suspect I'll get a good spanking next time we meet!

xxx

J&R

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

@earthangel

come on craig and les are extremely good friends of ours in every way just check our profile That makes it different don't it?

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Oh come on honeypot, when craig says 'by vauge i mean...' how could we possibly resist pmsl Suspect I'll get a good spanking next time we meet!

xxx

J&R

"

Ah it was worth mentioning it then I like your style lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

does it rich lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

By vauge i mean.......

Craig xx

Actually Craig by Vauge I think you mean Vague lol lol xxx

"

Well I found it funny, maybe it's how I read it.

The lol lol made me think you wasn't entirely serious.

W

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Spelliminate = disregarding massages with poor spelling, grammar and punctuation – also known as Syntaxecution.

Text-Hex = text speak is not welcome in this mail box!

Grammalicious = a nicely composed message with just the right amount of flirtation.

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent


"does it rich lol xx"

You watch out or you're gonna get spanked too!! xx

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

polo = the bint with a hole

xxxx

j&R

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By *orkieLassCouple
over a year ago

York

Heteexible

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By *icurious40sCouple
over a year ago

kendal

How about

Bothsexual:as bisexual seems to worry so many guys.Chances are I wouldn't climb over her to get to you!

xx Mark

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

a serious one.

biversity = the wide range of people and activities that come under the general banner of bisexual

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

By vauge i mean.......

Craig xx

Actually Craig by Vauge I think you mean Vague lol lol xxx

"

OOOPPPssss sory matte an im suposedd tubby cheecking teh speeling an typooos one thee newe sitee lols

Well tri two doo beta kext timee

Hornest eye well

Carig xyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martiniesque - anytime, anyplace, anywhere, anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

PMSL xx Could really use that one lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show-Ho = to be used by couples seeking a single bi fem to do the wife whilst the hubby watches… who cares what the bi-fem gets out of it.

PhotoWizz – someone who goes straight to your photos and ignores everything you bothered to type in your profile.

Nobice = Male novice who can’t wait to get his cock out

Senokot = Someone just passing through with the expectation everything will happen overnight

"

only been on the site a few wks and have experienced all of these! v funny and absolutely spot on!!!

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about, for the older men here:

* Floppy

* incontinant

* sleepy

* 60 seconds

* 30 seconds

* 10 seconds

* What the fuck was that?

* just happy to have a coffee actually

I may or may not fall into one of more of those new catagories

"

u forgot, is it in yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straightish = pretty much most guys who say they are straight

Sexplorers = may be lacking a wide range of experiences but willing to try new things

BiPolar = straight guy who sucks cock (no bum fun) when the women are not around

TombRader = seeking GranniesILF’s

Show-Ho = to be used by couples seeking a single bi fem to do the wife whilst the hubby watches… who cares what the bi-fem gets out of it.

PhotoWizz – someone who goes straight to your photos and ignores everything you bothered to type in your profile.

Nobice = Male novice who can’t wait to get his cock out

Senokot = Someone just passing through with the expectation everything will happen overnight

"

PMSL

Can I add?

"Pimp My Bride" = Couples profiles that only show pics & information about the female.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

lol I like it

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