FabSwingers.com forum: Those diamonds in a bum hole

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do not make your bum any posher, you still shit and fart out of it like the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheaper than buying a safe.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Cheaper than buying a safe.

Quite embarrassing when you take them to the pawn shop though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamonds are a girls best friend. Especially a diamond ring xxx

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By *omRachCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

"Do not make your bum any posher, you still shit and fart out of it like the rest of us

But they do make them look prettier.

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

Better to put carats than carrots up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheaper than buying a safe.

Quite embarrassing when you take them to the pawn shop though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would like to see the diamond bum hole crew fight the animal tail bum hole crew to see who triumphs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to see the diamond bum hole crew fight the animal tail bum hole crew to see who triumphs "

Please let the animal tail crew lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think sky have got the tv rights already

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Reminds me of a quote from my dear late uncle about one of our neighbours who thought she was a cut above the rest of us.

"Every time she farts she fills her knickers with gold dust"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazingly they all started as a lump of coal...true story

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By *ickingdelightMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

I have no doubt there are various companies for high end ‘posh’ sex toys that are in there £1000’s.

Where you could probably get an actual carat diamond plug and be plugged by 1000’s or even millions. Ultra rich are probably just as kinky.

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

"Think sky have got the tv rights already "

No, Outback Diamond Hunters is already on Quest

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

"Diamonds are a girls best friend. Especially a diamond ring xxx"

Ha ha…great reply

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I want to set this thread title to music.

Something along the lines of red sails in the sunset...

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