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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So today I found out about pampas grass being related to being a swinger.

Who knew about this? And who's got one?

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By *VanManMan
over a year ago

Pontefract/Doncaster

We had one, very nice full of feathers looked amazing and we didn't know the info on it. I must say at this point my wife does not swing or know I am on this site.

So 4 weeks ago one of my wife's sister arrived with her new fella. After a few drinks he said you do know that most people with Pampper grass in their front garden is a sign of been swingers!!

Sure enough the next morning my wife is at me to dig it out I said it looks nice and fills a gap. So as normal 3 hours later I have a spade in my hands and know have a hole in the garden.

She never found out why I had a smile on my face the hole time

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By *entDomMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

It's been a "thing" for years. Much easier to have one of those in your front garden, than a upside down pineapple surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had pampas grass in our last house for ages never knew the connection to swinging

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By *amesy6918Man
over a year ago

newry

Yes it’s meant to be but very people still use it as a sign anymore!!!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have artificial pampas grass in a vase on my windowsill. Not as a sign of swinging, just because I like it. It does seem to be popular at the moment.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Its a hell of a thing to transplant every time you relocate.

I bet Pickfords charge extra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't think this was still a thing.

Just read about camper owners habe a fab lolly sticker, think thats very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Thought this was a 70s thing, like keys in a bowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was a 70s thing, like keys in a bowl. "

Not just me then

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

We only found out about the pineapple thing last month. Now she has pineapple earrings and I have a pineapple key ring. Neither of us had yet pulled with it, surprisingly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We had one, very nice full of feathers looked amazing and we didn't know the info on it. I must say at this point my wife does not swing or know I am on this site.

So 4 weeks ago one of my wife's sister arrived with her new fella. After a few drinks he said you do know that most people with Pampper grass in their front garden is a sign of been swingers!!

Sure enough the next morning my wife is at me to dig it out I said it looks nice and fills a gap. So as normal 3 hours later I have a spade in my hands and know have a hole in the garden.

She never found out why I had a smile on my face the hole time "

That's really funny! Haha. My neighbours had one and I'm wondering now if they are swingers

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I remember hearing this many years ago and my mum joking every time we passed a garden with pampas grass ‘they’re into wife swapping’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's been a "thing" for years. Much easier to have one of those in your front garden, than a upside down pineapple surely?"

Haha yes I think so!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought this was a 70s thing, like keys in a bowl. "

Yes I think it's very out dated. I was just curious to see how many people knew about it as I had no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upside down pirate flags at campsites and festivals is apparently another tell tale sign!

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By *ocopops1962Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / Lindon

Self-seeds all over the place so doubt it still has the same context

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By *entDomMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent


"Self-seeds all over the place so doubt it still has the same context "

Even more relevant, most of us self seed everywhere

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By *ev257Man
over a year ago

cardiff

I never knew about pampas grass was associated with swinging until I saw the comicstrip do a piss take of it, swinging n pampas grass with sheridan smith in it in the 90's

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By *entDomMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

Aldi are selling dried Pampass Grass this week guys, let's get some in our windows!!!

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By *ev_1Couple
over a year ago

Bickliegh

Welcome to the 80s

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"So today I found out about pampas grass being related to being a swinger.

Who knew about this? And who's got one?

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I once went to play golf with an ex boss and was staying over at his and wives house, my ex at the time said if they had pampas grass outside the house to watch as they'd be swingers....they had pampas grass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pampas grass, upside down pineapples and flamingos… we have them all :D

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By *leecouple101Couple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

When out shopping we often pick up a pineapple and put it upside down in the front of the shopping trolley just to see if anyone notices or winks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wonder how it worked back in the day? If one is trotting down the road and happened upon a pampas in a front garden, should one knock up the residents and ask for some tupping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have artifical pampas grass in a front upstairs window, upside down pineapple stickers on the back of the car and motorhome and a fab lolly in the front windscreen....just to cover all bases and eventualities of course! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have a front garden full of pampas grass and upside down frosted glass pineapples on my front porch door

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