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There’s no way of NOT making this sound crude, but..

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By *ecret_Passion777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

“Baggy” fannies, as they’re sometimes referred to..

I suppose this is more for the guys, but do you ever sometimes meet women who turn out to have very little tightness inside their vagina, and it’s so “baggy” that your not really getting much feeling from fucking it? (Commonly due to her having kids, or just been around the block ALOT maybe)

Quite disappointing and frustrating when it turns out to be a “baggy” fanny you’ve bagged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you're going to be so popular now

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By *ecret_Passion777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Hahah, ohhh shiiiiiit!

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I don't think you're gonna be bagging a fanny, baggy or otherwise, anytime soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brave man hope your wearing body armour lol

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Ooooft, that's gonna cause a stir.

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By *orayFWoman
over a year ago

Moray


"“Baggy” fannies, as they’re sometimes referred to..

I suppose this is more for the guys, but do you ever sometimes meet women who turn out to have very little tightness inside their vagina, and it’s so “baggy” that your not really getting much feeling from fucking it? (Commonly due to her having kids, or just been around the block ALOT maybe)

Quite disappointing and frustrating when it turns out to be a “baggy” fanny you’ve bagged"

How do you know if it's the fanny that's too baggy or the cock that's too small?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

you know op that having multiple sexual partners or even a lot of sex with the same person isn't going to stretch a woman's vagina to the extent that it wouldn't return to its original size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who likes cake?

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

What a post....horrible!!!

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Well this is a nice shaming post

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Who likes cake? "

Cake is massively overrated

(I'm off to join OP in the unpopular corner)

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"“Baggy” fannies, as they’re sometimes referred to..

I suppose this is more for the guys, but do you ever sometimes meet women who turn out to have very little tightness inside their vagina, and it’s so “baggy” that your not really getting much feeling from fucking it? (Commonly due to her having kids, or just been around the block ALOT maybe)

Quite disappointing and frustrating when it turns out to be a “baggy” fanny you’ve bagged"

You do know when a woman has a baby her vagina doesn’t actually stay wide open?

Also there's a woman attached to that ‘fanny you’ve bagged’ as you put it

Jesus Christ I despair on here sometimes

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

it does put a new spin on the phrase "unexpected item in the bagging area" though

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By *AWK2022Couple
over a year ago

Mid Cornwall

Totally here for the comments....

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Who likes cake? "

Mmmm cake

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Goodness.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Op has certainly found a new way of guaranteeing himself no meets!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm going to bookmark this....for the postmortem and epilogue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, what fun we had

But did it really turn out bad

All I learnt at school

Was how to bend, not break the rules

Oh, what fun we had

But at the time it seemed so bad

Trying different ways

To make a difference to the days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone fucks 1000 men or one man a thousand times you think it effects their pussy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be right back just finding my popcorn for this one

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"it does put a new spin on the phrase "unexpected item in the bagging area" though "

•

That reminds me of that Hobbit joke:

"Bilbo awoke one morning to find that a Tesco supermarket had been built next to his house.

There’s an unexpected item in the Baggins area."

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

May as well delete your profile now

On the plus side posts like this make it easy to

Know who not to meet

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

You're fucking thick if you think someone's fanny is 'baggy' from having 'been around the block' or just from having kids.

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By *ecret_Passion777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Just to add, the amount of men inboxing me agreeing (but too scared to type on the thread lol) is crazy haha!!

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

*year 3097* still hasn't had a meet.....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just to add, the amount of men inboxing me agreeing (but too scared to type on the thread lol) is crazy haha!! "

Well, that makes it all better, then.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest


"“Baggy” fannies, as they’re sometimes referred to..

I suppose this is more for the guys, but do you ever sometimes meet women who turn out to have very little tightness inside their vagina, and it’s so “baggy” that your not really getting much feeling from fucking it? (Commonly due to her having kids, or just been around the block ALOT maybe)

Quite disappointing and frustrating when it turns out to be a “baggy” fanny you’ve bagged

How do you know if it's the fanny that's too baggy or the cock that's too small? "

Often my thoughts when I see post about cock sizes.

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Just to add, the amount of men inboxing me agreeing (but too scared to type on the thread lol) is crazy haha!! "

Then why not add " no baggy fannies " to your profile.

I'm sure it'll help stop your disappointing meets , well all meets probably lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to add, the amount of men inboxing me agreeing (but too scared to type on the thread lol) is crazy haha!! "

If you're lucky, they won't be baggy.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"If someone fucks 1000 men or one man a thousand times you think it effects their pussy?!

"

Apparently so!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I know I shouldn't be laughing at this thread but it's really tickled my baggy fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a fab suicide post?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have you thought of fisting instead?

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,


"Have you thought of fisting instead?"

That would work l

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Have you thought of fisting instead?

That would work l"

She'll be very happy to be filled right up, no doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my popcorn!

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,


"Have you thought of fisting instead?

That would work l

She'll be very happy to be filled right up, no doubt.

"

Absolutely, where there’s a will… there’s a way and she definitely won’t complain.. get creative OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The issue is normally lack of male girth rather than a “baggy fanny”.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"If someone fucks 1000 men or one man a thousand times you think it effects their pussy?!

Apparently so! "

I've had no complaints

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Have you thought of fisting instead?

That would work l

She'll be very happy to be filled right up, no doubt.

Absolutely, where there’s a will… there’s a way and she definitely won’t complain.. get creative OP"

And she can give him a wank with her little hand so he's not left out

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,


"Have you thought of fisting instead?

That would work l

She'll be very happy to be filled right up, no doubt.

Absolutely, where there’s a will… there’s a way and she definitely won’t complain.. get creative OP

And she can give him a wank with her little hand so he's not left out "

Of course, gotta keep him motivated enough to go to the elbow

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My dear boy, you spent time working on the wrong muscles. Use your brain.

A vagina is a musclular tract.

If a woman can stop a pee in mid stream theres nothing wrong!

Maybe it's your expectations!

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"I suppose this is more for the guys, but do you ever sometimes meet women who turn out to have very little tightness inside their vagina, and it’s so “baggy” that your not really getting much feeling from fucking it?"

Nope…

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Have you thought of fisting instead?

That would work l

She'll be very happy to be filled right up, no doubt.

Absolutely, where there’s a will… there’s a way and she definitely won’t complain.. get creative OP

And she can give him a wank with her little hand so he's not left out

Of course, gotta keep him motivated enough to go to the elbow "

It's baggy, not never-ending

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,


"Have you thought of fisting instead?

That would work l

She'll be very happy to be filled right up, no doubt.

Absolutely, where there’s a will… there’s a way and she definitely won’t complain.. get creative OP

And she can give him a wank with her little hand so he's not left out

Of course, gotta keep him motivated enough to go to the elbow

It's baggy, not never-ending "

Not with that attitude lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Have you thought of fisting instead?

That would work l

She'll be very happy to be filled right up, no doubt.

Absolutely, where there’s a will… there’s a way and she definitely won’t complain.. get creative OP

And she can give him a wank with her little hand so he's not left out

Of course, gotta keep him motivated enough to go to the elbow

It's baggy, not never-ending "

Vagina puppetry

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,


"Have you thought of fisting instead?

That would work l

She'll be very happy to be filled right up, no doubt.

Absolutely, where there’s a will… there’s a way and she definitely won’t complain.. get creative OP

And she can give him a wank with her little hand so he's not left out

Of course, gotta keep him motivated enough to go to the elbow

It's baggy, not never-ending

Vagina puppetry "

Ventriloquist lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it does put a new spin on the phrase "unexpected item in the bagging area" though "

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Next time just go for a Dyson™. It's bagless.

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