FabSwingers.com forum: Excuses

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats the strangest or funniest excuse you have had given you for not turning up for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

his sister went inot labour and he had to drive her to the hosiptal.. apparently that stopped him from sending a quick text, and i didnt find this out until i contacted him a few weeks later..

it had been a last minute arrangement to meet, but surely even after he had driven her or at some point a quick text to say sorry something urgent came up wouldnt of killed him! i do understand we all have lives outside of meeting that come first!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

To be fair, if my sister was in labour and needed a lift, texting someone to say I couldn't meet would have been the last thing on my mind.

I wouldn't even text a long term friend straight away, never mind a random stranger off the net.

I generally don't get excuses. If they don't turn up I just block, so they can't bullshit me with excuses.

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

I was on my way to you ,but then came across a herd of wildebeast,three zebra and two elephants roaming across the m1,so Turned back

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"To be fair, if my sister was in labour and needed a lift, texting someone to say I couldn't meet would have been the last thing on my mind.

I wouldn't even text a long term friend straight away, never mind a random stranger off the net.

I generally don't get excuses. If they don't turn up I just block, so they can't bullshit me with excuses. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He apparently had shat himself on his way to the meet and had to change. He didn't turn up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she told me my cock was just too montrously big

i believed her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for that meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one that told us he had been called by work to travel to leeds for a job and didnt no what time he would be back so couldnt make it (fair enough we thought) so searched for another meet couldnt find one so decided to go out dogging,

In the end it was 45 mins after he said he was in leeds, we were sat in a dogging carpark and checked the nearby feature and guess what he was less than a mile away.

Now i understand he may have changed his mind about the meet but why not just say that instead of the bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG where on earh do i start....

Funniest:

"sorry need to cancel- but need to take dog to vet to have snip and he is getting all stressed"

Oddest:

"we will not becoming tonight because the hotel is fully booked and we dont want to be standing out"

Silliest:

"we like you lots but having given it some thought, we will decline your kind offer to meet up as planned for some pampering and sex; because we need to the garden"

Beat that lot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My funniest was a guy who point black told me he'd had a better offer and was meeting them now just after id left the house to meet him

got to give him 10 outa 10 for honestly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Popped into the supermarket for some wine and ended up doing the week's shopping' !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've broke both my hands so won't be able to meet unfortunately.". Somehow sent in a email?

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By *ikeoxbiggerMan
over a year ago

N Yorkshire

Lady arranged to meet 2hrs b4 meet time and didnt turn up ::reason:: has she was about to leave house cat ran out and couldnt she couldnt leave it outside on its own . No txt or email till i got in contact with her

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By *ikeoxbiggerMan
over a year ago

N Yorkshire

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By *ikeoxbiggerMan
over a year ago

N Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My funniest was a guy who point black told me he'd had a better offer and was meeting them now just after id left the house to meet him

got to give him 10 outa 10 for honestly lol"
We once had the same thing we rang the lady in question about half an hour after the meet time to make sure she was ok. She answered the phone said just about to ring but sorry cant meet and put the phone down and blocked us. What a gal

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"'Popped into the supermarket for some wine and ended up doing the week's shopping' !!!!!!! "

That's a good one!

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By *arry_UkMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"He apparently had shat himself on his way to the meet and had to change. He didn't turn up."

Lol love it

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By *arry_UkMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"My funniest was a guy who point black told me he'd had a better offer and was meeting them now just after id left the house to meet him

got to give him 10 outa 10 for honestly lol"

That is honest... Cheeky cunt though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tickets for take that . That was one

And the other was "I don't think you're cock is real " . I assured her it was and I knew this because it had been attached to me for 40yrs but alas meet did not happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My funniest was a guy who point black told me he'd had a better offer and was meeting them now just after id left the house to meet him

got to give him 10 outa 10 for honestly lol"
Cheeky bastard, I've seen you at chams a number of times and can honestly say you look like a bloody good offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My funniest was a guy who point black told me he'd had a better offer and was meeting them now just after id left the house to meet him

got to give him 10 outa 10 for honestly lol Cheeky bastard, I've seen you at chams a number of times and can honestly say you look like a bloody good offer

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Never look a gift horse in the mouth

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By *igblackdomTV/TS
over a year ago

West Midlands

One of the weirdest was one of my own excuses! Years ago I'd been chatting to a couple on msn, we'd agreed to meet and on the appointed evening I checked my mail and saw them online..it was in the early days of swinging and it wasn't unusual to meet without seeing pictures of people, they asked to see a pic of my face, I agreed but before I could put it up they displayed one of themselves which happened to be a pic of me with my ex-partner..oops!

Needless to say they were rather embarrassed to be caught out in spectacular fashion!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone has a double, had they had a few of them thats the best ever

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By *igblackdomTV/TS
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Everyone has a double, had they had a few of them thats the best ever

Too right, I never knew Denzil Washington was a swinger, oh ok then Ainslie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone has a double, had they had a few of them thats the best ever

Too right, I never knew Denzil Washington was a swinger, oh ok then Ainslie

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Yet to find out who our double is perhaps go for Mork &Mindy

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

Meet 1: He rang from outside of A&E because he had broken ribs from tripping over a trainer in his flat.

Meet 2: went ahead, he said his ribs were much better after his motorcycle accident

Meet 3: he missed, and sent a message hours later to say his friend had fallen off the treadmill at the gym, and had broken his ribs, being nice he'd taken his friend to A&E. Just after he put a meet up for that evening asking for a bi-lady for him and a woman to meet.

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By *igblackdomTV/TS
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Everyone has a double, had they had a few of them thats the best ever

Too right, I never knew Denzil Washington was a swinger, oh ok then Ainslie

Yet to find out who our double is perhaps go for Mork &Mindy

that aint such a bad thing

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By *asybbwCouple
over a year ago

bangor

a guy did nt turn up and text me later on to say sorry he had to tune his sons tv. I really never expected that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only ever had one not turn up and he said first meet it was too OH SOZ I FORGOT WHY DIDNT U REMIND ME HA HA

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

The one and only time someone did'nt turn up I did't get an excuse at all until nearly a year later,I did ask if he knew what year it was incase hed been in a coma,kidnapped by aliens,had an prolonged attack of narcolepsy...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone has a double, had they had a few of them thats the best ever

Too right, I never knew Denzil Washington was a swinger, oh ok then Ainslie

Yet to find out who our double is perhaps go for Mork &Mindy

that aint such a bad thing

Sounds like it was your ex partner to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He apparently had shat himself on his way to the meet and had to change. He didn't turn up."

Cant stop laughing at that, You'd at least think of not such a disgusting and embarrassing excuse surely?! lol

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By *igblackdomTV/TS
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Everyone has a double, had they had a few of them thats the best ever

Too right, I never knew Denzil Washington was a swinger, oh ok then Ainslie

Yet to find out who our double is perhaps go for Mork &Mindy

that aint such a bad thing

Sounds like it was your ex partner to me lol"

My first thought, but unless she'd moved 200 miles across the country it couldn't have been her..mind you she had become a Jehovah's Witness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one messaged to tell me he had set off but got arrested on the way because the motorbike he was on had been reported stolen...needless to say I didn't arrange a second meet as I quite like my property to stay in my possession!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know there are some weirdo's on here but I'm still gobsmacked.

Owl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to work, or I'm at the pub now with my mates ill be over later lol

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By *aybe_amyWoman
over a year ago

Wales

"Meet 1: He rang from outside of A&E because he had broken ribs from tripping over a trainer in his flat.

Meet 2: went ahead, he said his ribs were much better after his motorcycle accident

Hey Curls! Did you point out he should get a notebook for his lies so he could remember which ones he'd told?!

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Some crackers on here.. saying that mind we've been quite lucky so far.

Usual ones from a fem were she was either seriously ill or her grandmother was then her aunt ect.

Males usually use the ive been in some sort of car accident i lost an arm but i can still text you or "oh was that today?".

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I can't meet you tonight now.... I have to go snowboarding

I wish someone had told me they'd made snowboarding mandatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"checked the nearby feature and guess what he was less than a mile away."..???

What is that???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

the best i heard on here was the guy who locked himself in the fridge overnight while reaching for some ham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was not an excuse but the reason - I know it was true as I had played with this couple before and have since. I also have their phone number.

They liver horses. They were due to come to one of my parties. Unfortunately that afternoon one of the horses and riders was hit by lightening, it was a bad thunder storm. The rider was badly injured and the horse killed. They could not come as they had to wait for the knacker to collect the horse's body. Trouble was he was at York covering the last day of the Ebor meet (ironically I was there on the previous day!), so could not leave for them until after the last race.

Don't if anyone can beat that!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

""checked the nearby feature and guess what he was less than a mile away."..???

What is that??? "

A feature if you browse fabswingers from your mobile.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"the best i heard on here was the guy who locked himself in the fridge overnight while reaching for some ham"

Hahaha that post made me laugh out loud for real. How the fuck do you manage to do that...?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"the best i heard on here was the guy who locked himself in the fridge overnight while reaching for some ham

Hahaha that post made me laugh out loud for real. How the fuck do you manage to do that...?

It was nothing to do with me, someone posted it when another one of these threads came up, i still pmsl about it

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By *umplay1969Man
over a year ago

Mayland

I was all ready to go out to see a local woman, showered and shaved and smelling great when she called to say that her husband was on his way home.

That's not so much the funny thing, but the fact is her hubby had made a pass at me only a few days earlier !

I still hope to see the woman, but not her husband !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weirdest one has to be receiving a text from hubby 20 minutes before a meet saying she's had too much to drink and is too d*unk..

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By *umplay1969Man
over a year ago

Mayland

That's an open relationship I guess !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weirdest one has to be receiving a text from hubby 20 minutes before a meet saying she's had too much to drink and is too d*unk.."
Well perhaps her heart wasn't in it lucky escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weirdest one has to be receiving a text from hubby 20 minutes before a meet saying she's had too much to drink and is too d*unk.. Well perhaps her heart wasn't in it lucky escape

I was more shocked by the fact that someone would drink a lot before planning to meet.

Like I want to dive on top of someone smelling of booze and with blurry vision..

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