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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, the other week a guy called his cock a "Corey"

I've never heard the term before that.

What are the names you all call it? I'm interested to see how many ways of referring to it we can find!

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

~~

Meat stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my ex's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard.

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By *cousesurpriseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I like pork sword or purple headed warrior but never heard anyone name it, each to there own I suppose haha

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’ve worked with a few in my time but I wouldn’t want to name them on here.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Anyone with 007 or 69 in their profile name

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

"Shake hands with Mr Happy!"

-Robin Williams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, the other week a guy called his cock a "Corey"

I've never heard the term before that.

What are the names you all call it? I'm interested to see how many ways of referring to it we can find!"

Chopper is one that never fails

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Trevor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One eyed warrior

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

By sheer coincidence, I upgraded my status to read "Mine is called 'Summers', due to being long and hot..." a mere 21 hours ago.

Now the summer has taken a chilly turn!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call my husbands cock lollipop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tallywaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Ken

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Wang

Todger

Hampton

Skin flute

Mate

Bone

Hot Rod

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"Bob"

Isn't that battery operated boyfriend .

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By *namoratomanMan
over a year ago

Herefordshire

Mine’s George

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Bernard.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Tommy tittle mouse

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

The numan advert covers plenty.

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Trouser snake

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

https://youtu.be/RSw4SHPDbLg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife calls mine Mr Wiggly

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By *rizlarMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

One eyed womb ferret

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By *ookie57Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

Pop in

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester

If anybody is struggling to find their name for their todger, please feel free to use any of these as inspiration.

Sir Williesworth the third.

Benedict Cumonmysnatch (Benny for short)

Simon the snake, or slug depending on length

Seagull snott shooter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met an Irish woman years ago who always called it my ‘Colonel’

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Willy is still my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corey is a fairly common name for a penis.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

purple headed demon..

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I always called mine a cock, until I moved to Scotland. Now it’s a tadger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey stick

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By *oungukbull97Man
over a year ago

Manchester

One eyed worm

Disco stick

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By *verageman81Man
over a year ago

lerwick

Still gonna stuck with little will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jake

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Zibby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork sword

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Keith lmao

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Tailey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, the other week a guy called his cock a "Corey"

I've never heard the term before that.

What are the names you all call it? I'm interested to see how many ways of referring to it we can find!"

Pork sword or beef injection!

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone with 007 or 69 in their profile name "

That hurts

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Widge

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By *erbycouple7Couple
over a year ago

derby

She calls mine Gorge

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY


"Anyone with 007 or 69 in their profile name "
I'm 014 like James bond only twice as good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Colonel

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Groot

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Amazed we haven't seen a Woody yet.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Aren't cocks normally called Chanticleer?

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

Boris !!!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Barry

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By *pringbok72Man
over a year ago

Horsham

Harry

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By *av1978Man
over a year ago

wigan

Simon (play simon says ha)

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By *ay40xMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Lady slayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird Al Yankovic does a song called 'pet names for genitalia' to the tune of 'we didn't start the fire' by Billy Joel, it is very funny.

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By *nandwet69Couple
over a year ago

cwmbran

Cave destroyed

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Lingam

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"So, the other week a guy called his cock a "Corey"

..."

Derived from hickory dic(k)ory' dock. Rhymes ultimately with cock.

Rhyming slang is often once or twice removed from the original subject/object.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, the other week a guy called his cock a "Corey"

I've never heard the term before that.

What are the names you all call it? I'm interested to see how many ways of referring to it we can find!"

Corey is a geordie saying for cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martin (Martin Riggs) a lethal weapon lol

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Hubbies should be called 24/7 xx

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Everard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We tend to call it the opening message

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Richard the Third.... I'm on my third one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sin Noodle

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Throat Clogger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex’s was Carlsberg as at the time I thought it was probably the best (I was wrong). Hubby’s is tigger because he likes to bounce x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Dingle Doodle is my current favourite.

Closely followed by Liver Disturber.

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I've never really conceded to what a guy wants to call it.

I'm normally like 'I want that in me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple headed warrior

One eyed monster

Chubby chopstick

One eyed demon

Baby maker

Cum cannon

Main vein

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By *ddfellowMan
over a year ago

Newferry, wirral

never bothered with a name, but if i did it would be Odin, after the one eyed god.

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Albert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Womb Broom

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
over a year ago

london

Miles

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Juniper

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Dicky Wicky

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The Mr's was named womb wounder

Caused some issues when I was pregnant so that's it's new name.

Mrs

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"The Mr's was named womb wounder

Caused some issues when I was pregnant so that's it's new name.

Mrs "

So is a big cock uncomfortable when pregnant

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"The Mr's was named womb wounder

Caused some issues when I was pregnant so that's it's new name.

Mrs

So is a big cock uncomfortable when pregnant"

Not necessarily but when it's bashing the cervix it is.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine Sammy. As this was the first coirumcised, 9 inch cock that my wife took. Sadly, ticks my wife off when I say 'sammy is going to fuck you' I guess she is ticked off as I'm only 7 inches and at 60 plus and after a million or more wanks my willy is bent as you can see in pic and cant keep it up, so I see where she is coming from. However, I still call my willy, 'Sammy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pogo

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By *entleman JimmyMan
over a year ago

Hove

Stanley - on the basis of "that's another fine mess you've got me in, Stanley" - but I may be showing my age there....

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Bob

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Beaver cleaver

Rumple foreskin

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By *aulhornyladMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

My names Paul!

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By *he VanderfluffsCouple
over a year ago

Malice

Another bad decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck stick

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Mines called Deano! Mrs has a thing for the flintstones. Lol

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Mines called Cock

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Mines called Cock "

Bertram

After Bertram Mycock who for a long time was the BBC industrial correspondent.

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By *ig-Bull-EssexMan
over a year ago

Southend

Sir Humphrey Pempleton III MP

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By *wointo1Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Manchester

Spam javelin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What should I call mine??

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By *dventurousSexplorersCouple
over a year ago

Fantasy Land

The one eyed milkman

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By *wointo1Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Manchester

Kidney wiper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has nobody gone for 'Justin'?

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

Johnson.

Schlong.

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

One eyed willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeffery and the twins Phil and Grant

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

My Mr calls his Percy

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By *ungeon guy666Man
over a year ago

Mansfield Nottinghamshire

Bishop

Caterpillar

1eyed never

Banana

Trouser snake

Python

Meat stick

Wood

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Wanger

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