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Strangest thing someone has said/done as they climax?

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By *andJDubai OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London

What’s the strangest thing someone has done or said as they climax with you?

For us. A young lady climaxed so hard she ?? herself. Thankfully not too much. A quick shower some reassurance and a few laughs we picked up where we left off.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I sneezed whilst in the midst of swallowing cum! Thankfully I didn’t bite his cock off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was with an lady that lived in the UK but grew up in Africa I'm not sure which country. She was talking to me in English but as she started cumming she switched to what ever Afican dialect it was.

To this day I have no idea what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sneezed whilst in the midst of swallowing cum! Thankfully I didn’t bite his cock off "

Poke my head up from under your desk and says bless you, then back under I go.

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley

A FWB had an uncontrollable sneezing fit while she was mid orgasm riding me cowgirl. The sensation was quite something

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By *andJDubai OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London


"I sneezed whilst in the midst of swallowing cum! Thankfully I didn’t bite his cock off "

Haha we can only imagine the mess and distribution around the room. Haha

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By *ightower2021Man
over a year ago

donegal

had a woman burst into tears every time she orgasm

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By *andJDubai OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London


"had a woman burst into tears every time she orgasm "

Yes experienced this. Very daunting when not expecting it.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"had a woman burst into tears every time she orgasm "

Lol I've had that

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

Her legs started shaking, then her thighs gripped my head and she screamed "CHEESE SANDWICH" at the top of her voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a young lady scare herself as she cum, she really had no idea what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite phrase to hear when the women is getting close...

'Oh my God, don't stop!'

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By *andJDubai OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London

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By *andJDubai OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London


"Her legs started shaking, then her thighs gripped my head and she screamed "CHEESE SANDWICH" at the top of her voice."

I usually wait 30 mins or so before I think of satisfying my post sex munchies.

Guess she was in a hurry. Haha.

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By *andJDubai OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London


"Had a young lady scare herself as she cum, she really had no idea what happened "

Clearly it was more powerful than she was used to.

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By *rNightMan
over a year ago

Coventry

She said “I wish **** (my wife) was here with us”

My wife is her cousin…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her partner previous to me was a very selfish person in all ways, bedroom included.

One of our first times as she was about to climax, she said ...... Oh my gawd, what the fuck are you doing to me.

Another time, she suddenly burst into her native tongue, I had no idea what she said but it was something about Jesus, Mary and something or other

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By *ew year funMan
over a year ago

travel country wide.

One lady I used to see, did jazz hands, I do miss her though

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London

Crikey - well I've had several unexpected 'squirts', and one girl shout 'yes Daddy' - the latter led to a long conversation afterwards where she explained that it wasn't her 'actual' dad she had in her mind at the time, rather a type - but as a mere 19 year old it put the wind up me for a bit LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One ex kept fanny farting during a session and I had to stop because I was laughing so hard.

And once during a meet I unexpectedly made her squirt whilst I was giving oral. Absolutely covered.

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By *ihmMan
over a year ago

West Wales


"had a woman burst into tears every time she orgasm "

I had the same thing, she had been married for seven years previously, she had never experienced an orgasm before even on her own. The very next thing she did after finishing crying was to phone her mum and say "it's finally happened!"

I have had my name called out twice, by two different people, at the point of orgasm.... With other people....awkward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

their wifes name ... after saying they were single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put that light out!!

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By *ubytuesdaysTV/TS
over a year ago

birmingham

People who hunt often have strange calls, some will carry a horn to blow I had regular boyfriend who had a wonderful singing voice and would work his way through various operas while on the job.. really romantic. His finale was to shoot his load to the chorus from the "Alpini" marching song... he had served as one. I always sent a shiver down my spine and a tingling. left me breathless. Th e neighbours clapping was a bit of a comedown though.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Called me her ex-husband's name.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"I was with an lady that lived in the UK but grew up in Africa I'm not sure which country. She was talking to me in English but as she started cumming she switched to what ever Afican dialect it was.

To this day I have no idea what she said "

I've had a couple of similar experiences...

....one was with the German-born wife of an ex-soldier, who I visited on an occasion when he was away - she reverted back to her native language a few times...

....there were a number of cries of "fick mich", and when she felt me about to cum there was an "abspritzen, gib's mir" for one time, and a "sperma in mir" for the other...

....then there was with a wife of Australian origin who I played with one evening in front of her husband - she'd been in the UK some 20 years, and her accent had faded somewhat...

....after she'd cum herself as she felt me cum inside her, she sighed "Geez, that was good!" in a distinct Aussie drawl, and he laughed and said that indicated that she meant it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard of a woman who was being fucked once and the guy said “who’s your daddy!?” and she shouted out her dads name in confusion over what they meant

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Had a guy squirt? on me mid cum from oral. Way back when I was very vanilla about sex and had no idea what was going on. I was very confused and he barely seemed to notice as he tried not to collapse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex from a good few years back projectile vomited all over me upon reaching climax. I followed suit from the smell of it and having to wipe it off my face.

Seems that the cowgirl position and movements worked sexually but also got her feeling sea sick after many, many, hooches!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I was laying down the pipe, giving her the long stroke in missionary! Legs high spread akimbo, my hands full of ass cheeks lol she had gone quiet I thought,turns out she was gasping ready to climax

Suddenly her legs shaked violently, she let out a scream, squeezing me tight! Jesus that mattress was ruined how much she came Then she started crying, which left me speechless but pretty pleased with myself when realised they where tears of joy

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By *andJDubai OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London


"Put that light out!!"

Clearly a Dads Army fan.

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By *andJDubai OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London


"My ex from a good few years back projectile vomited all over me upon reaching climax. I followed suit from the smell of it and having to wipe it off my face.

Seems that the cowgirl position and movements worked sexually but also got her feeling sea sick after many, many, hooches! "

That’s quite that chain of events.

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By *aka12345Couple
over a year ago

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Had a guy I’d known for many years fuck me hard one night d*unk as he was cumming her began calling me my 20 year old daughters name telling me to take daddy’s cock hard xx mrs k xx

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By *andJDubai OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London


"Had a guy I’d known for many years fuck me hard one night d*unk as he was cumming her began calling me my 20 year old daughters name telling me to take daddy’s cock hard xx mrs k xx "

That would be somewhat disconcerting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv only 6 words to say now you can cum for me

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