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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is, in the context of Fab filth and debauchery, your unique selling point?

What can someone get from you that they won’t get from someone else?

For us, I think it’s our ability to corrupt people we will definitely open your minds to things you have never considered before and you will hear things you will never forget and that’s just us presenting ourselves and our experiences in a simple getting to know you conversation!

Engage with us in sexuality and you may want to forget about getting through those heavenly gates

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

That’s just it.. I don’t think you will get anything “unique” from me.

I’m respectful, reasonably intelligent, quite well spoken, open minded, nerdy as hell and can be very hedonistic one minute and a sarcastic joker the next… none of which is unique, even in combination.. I would say it’s rarer than it could and possibly should be though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s just it.. I don’t think you will get anything “unique” from me.

I’m respectful, reasonably intelligent, quite well spoken, open minded, nerdy as hell and can be very hedonistic one minute and a sarcastic joker the next… none of which is unique, even in combination.. I would say it’s rarer than it could and possibly should be though"

Woah, sarcastic humour done right is a unique selling point!

Get it on your CV.

Quickly now. Chop Chop!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"That’s just it.. I don’t think you will get anything “unique” from me.

I’m respectful, reasonably intelligent, quite well spoken, open minded, nerdy as hell and can be very hedonistic one minute and a sarcastic joker the next… none of which is unique, even in combination.. I would say it’s rarer than it could and possibly should be though

Woah, sarcastic humour done right is a unique selling point!

Get it on your CV.

Quickly now. Chop Chop!"

You’re not the boss of me!!

(Position is available however)

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

I have a very dry quick humer and filthy innuendoes often get me in trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s just it.. I don’t think you will get anything “unique” from me.

I’m respectful, reasonably intelligent, quite well spoken, open minded, nerdy as hell and can be very hedonistic one minute and a sarcastic joker the next… none of which is unique, even in combination.. I would say it’s rarer than it could and possibly should be though

Woah, sarcastic humour done right is a unique selling point!

Get it on your CV.

Quickly now. Chop Chop!

You’re not the boss of me!!

(Position is available however)"

Ay! Less of your cheek! We have whips, rope, hench dildos and a eagerness to use them!

It’s your choice? Behave or be straightened out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a very dry quick humer and filthy innuendoes often get me in trouble "

Bring those innuendos this way! Don’t waste that on people with the humour of a Biro… they aren’t worthy!

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Don't think I have anything unique, as my non de plume says I'm 'just a man'

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"I have a very dry quick humer and filthy innuendoes often get me in trouble

Bring those innuendos this way! Don’t waste that on people with the humour of a Biro… they aren’t worthy!"
haha I like what you did there

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"That’s just it.. I don’t think you will get anything “unique” from me.

I’m respectful, reasonably intelligent, quite well spoken, open minded, nerdy as hell and can be very hedonistic one minute and a sarcastic joker the next… none of which is unique, even in combination.. I would say it’s rarer than it could and possibly should be though

Woah, sarcastic humour done right is a unique selling point!

Get it on your CV.

Quickly now. Chop Chop!

You’re not the boss of me!!

(Position is available however)

Ay! Less of your cheek! We have whips, rope, hench dildos and a eagerness to use them!

It’s your choice? Behave or be straightened out "

Oh no… please not the restraints…

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

If a necromancer can bring the dead back to life, does a biromancer do the same with pens?

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"If a necromancer can bring the dead back to life, does a biromancer do the same with pens?"
iv been known to bring many a limp thing back to life

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"If a necromancer can bring the dead back to life, does a biromancer do the same with pens?iv been known to bring many a limp thing back to life "

Now that’s a talent!… maybe not completely unique though … if you can get this dead ball point* working again though…

*not a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't think I have anything unique, as my non de plume says I'm 'just a man' "

I don’t know about that, that sparkle that’s shining out of your butthole is very pretty and unique

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s just it.. I don’t think you will get anything “unique” from me.

I’m respectful, reasonably intelligent, quite well spoken, open minded, nerdy as hell and can be very hedonistic one minute and a sarcastic joker the next… none of which is unique, even in combination.. I would say it’s rarer than it could and possibly should be though

Woah, sarcastic humour done right is a unique selling point!

Get it on your CV.

Quickly now. Chop Chop!

You’re not the boss of me!!

(Position is available however)

Ay! Less of your cheek! We have whips, rope, hench dildos and a eagerness to use them!

It’s your choice? Behave or be straightened out

Oh no… please not the restraints… "

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

I like attempts to straighten me out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like attempts to straighten me out! "

Oh. Good

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan


"I like attempts to straighten me out!

Oh. Good "

And I don’t think I’ll be going to heaven anyway !

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"I like attempts to straighten me out!

Oh. Good

And I don’t think I’ll be going to heaven anyway ! "

Fuck harps… I want loud guitars

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan


"I like attempts to straighten me out!

Oh. Good

And I don’t think I’ll be going to heaven anyway !

Fuck harps… I want loud guitars "

I heard it’s warmer too

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A rather large booty

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"A rather large booty "

It is rather nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stand up comedian with an ass that won't quit.

You're welcome.

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By *layisbetterwithLaughterMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I can juggle three balls with my penis. Three balls that are on fire.

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