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By *edonism44 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

When you go to a club, what do you tell your kids, or family as to where your going??

What's the normal or strangest excuse you have told freinds xxx

I have been learning dancing for 12 weeks now x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Lol lets hope no one asks you to.demonstrate. We are economical with the truth in that we say we're going to a friends for dinner or whatever we just don't say what dessert.might be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont make excuses i just go out

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By *edonism44 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Lol lets hope no one asks you to.demonstrate. We are economical with the truth in that we say we're going to a friends for dinner or whatever we just don't say what dessert.might be"

Yeah that crossed my mind at the next family function !!!! End up looking like Ricky gervais

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually going to a friends or out with friends

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i just say i am going to Birmingham (before you say it.....i know chams isnt in Birmngham!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not been to a club yet, but I have no one to answer to, I can do what I want, when I want, with who I want, the fact I don't is neither here nor there lmao...god knows I'm trying

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By *londeandbrownCouple
over a year ago

taunton

Either dinner together or with friends however I'm sure eyebrows are raised as all of a sudden we have friends living miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to a BBQ.

Now the weathers turned cold we might have to change that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you go to a club, what do you tell your kids, or family as to where your going??

What's the normal or strangest excuse you have told freinds xxx

I have been learning dancing for 12 weeks now x"

Pole dancing, by any chance...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im 37 i can go where i like when i like i dont have to make escuses up to my family about where im going

I just tell my kids im going to the pub with my mate, loads of people going out of an everning its nothing odd

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

We have loads and loads of friends all over the south of England. Excuse is always taking the bike to UK and meeting with friends off the internet. Well that is the truth sort of ha ha

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The cat's don't ask!

My closest friends know and act as safety friends if I go back to someone's house or hotel room.

Other friends just get that I'm off out with friends - the close ones or so they think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My flatmate knows and she loves the details when I come home... I'm sure there's a swinger in her!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"When you go to a club, what do you tell your kids, or family as to where your going??"

I tell my daughter I'm going to a club.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"My flatmate knows and she loves the details when I come home... I'm sure there's a swinger in her!"

Half the lesbians in Sheffield seem to know what I've been up to!

I'm sure my friend updates her facebook whenever I send her an address or hotel and room number

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By *oofyCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Our daughter was always reluctant to tell us where she was going, her reply was "Out", "Club", "Friends house" etc., so when she asked us where we were going , we replied "Out", "Friends house", "dinner", etc etc. so now she know how frustraighting it was for us too get the same answers from her!!!

We dont have to bother now she lives 300 miles away from us, so we can please ourselves.

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By *edonism44 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

First mate I new who was into the scene. Told the kids he was going out measuring carpets , hi Steve and. Tina ,he did a shit load of measures. If he had fitted as many as he measured up, carpet world would be closed down lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"When you go to a club, what do you tell your kids, or family as to where your going??

What's the normal or strangest excuse you have told freinds xxx

I have been learning dancing for 12 weeks now x"

You're an adult, why do you feel the need to explain where you're going, unless you have a wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who is baby sitting. If it's my friend, she knows the truth, if it's the in laws, drinks in Bath with friends.

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Even b4 swinging we went out a lot + have friends all over britain due to our love of Rock festivals+ gigs.The only thing our lad finds odd:that we don't have "them" for party's here anymore....+ vanilla friends wonder when they gona meet all our new friends.....ooops never

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By *edonism44 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"When you go to a club, what do you tell your kids, or family as to where your going??

What's the normal or strangest excuse you have told freinds xxx

I have been learning dancing for 12 weeks now x

You're an adult, why do you feel the need to explain where you're going, unless you have a wife!"

I meant to babysitters, or when having normal conversations with family members as to what you got up to at weekend ........

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By *edonism44 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"When you go to a club, what do you tell your kids, or family as to where your going??

What's the normal or strangest excuse you have told freinds xxx

I have been learning dancing for 12 weeks now x

You're an adult, why do you feel the need to explain where you're going, unless you have a wife!

I meant to babysitters, or when having normal conversations with family members as to what you got up to at weekend ........ "

Oh that's right sorry understand now, single male on here , we all have wives how silly of me I forgot about mine lol... Peolpe are so bloody synical and negative sometimes it just a humorous post !!!

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By *now-bbw-bunnyCouple
over a year ago

southend-on-sea

My kids ask why i need a shower after we been out on a Friday night but not after any other night we been out on.

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By *edonism44 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"My kids ask why i need a shower after we been out on a Friday night but not after any other night we been out on."

Lol you can't get rid of that type of dirtiness lol.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

We have a lot of leaving dos, parties, corporate events to attend all over the place - well, according to what we tell the m-i-l, anyway! We're sure she's suspicious, but it's none of her business

If I'm going out by myself it's for a meal/ to the pub with friends.

It's hard work sometimes, remembering who you've told what to!

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By *edonism44 OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

"We have a lot of leaving dos, parties, corporate events to attend all over the place - well, according to what we tell the m-i-l, anyway! We're sure she's suspicious, but it's none of her business

If I'm going out by myself it's for a meal/ to the pub with friends.

It's hard work sometimes, remembering who you've told what to!"

Exactly , my mates wonder which dance lesson clubs close at one on a Sunday night lol xxx

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Generally i dont have to say as my son does not live with me.

If it comes up in conversation its a friends party

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