FabSwingers.com forum: Which gender is the best at eating pussy?

By *ish101 OP Man
over a year ago

Horsham

My theory is that women are the best at eating pussy because they know what it feels like. I would love to hear other peoples views on this theory.

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Never tried it with a woman, but I know which of my fab friends is best in my opinion

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Generally... Women, I know of a few men that have been as competent but they are rare.

From my experience I can give men a great piece of advice as to why women are better (and no it's not because they have a vagina of their own, we can't lick it ourselves...)

It's generally because women are doing it purely to focus on the pleasure of the recipient, they listen to the moans and responses, they make note of what is working etc.

Too many men are all 'i am the world's best because I get off on it' then proceed to lick/chew away for their own pleasure, to fulfil their kink and pay next to zero attention to the recipient.

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

Would obviously depend on the person.

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton

I would suggest that the best oral would be mostly performed by the same sex.

As they have more of an understanding and empathy of how it feels.

We are all different but, share similar physiological responses with those of our own sex.

They are obviously some exceptions to the rule!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Excluding my man, who can have me wriggling round with multi o's in seconds. Females! The touch of a woman is so soft, and they read the body well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imo women

I've never had bad head from a woman but had lots of bad experiences with men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men every time as most women have no idea what they are doing me included.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women

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By *laymate321Woman
over a year ago

Angus

Definitely women

I’ve so many men absolutely crap. No idea what they’re doing, thinking just bash on as quick as you can

Used to put up with it now they get told straight. You’re shit , go and practice elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stats support it. Women-women is about 80-90% orgasm rate per meet. Women-men 25% (up to 69%) don’t quote me on the exact numbers but I read all about this a year ago and it’s pretty well documented. The inequity is so great I included a whole section about it in my book. It’s an interesting one in the casual dating scene too. I’ve found you have to be really clear as a woman if you’re seeking to orgasm and how you get there- you cannot assume anything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely women

I’ve so many men absolutely crap. No idea what they’re doing, thinking just bash on as quick as you can

Used to put up with it now they get told straight. You’re shit , go and practice elsewhere

Ouch. The way I do it is to chat upfront and be very clear in must haves vs nice to haves. I learn a lot from their responses and won’t progress any further if necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My theory is that women are the best at eating pussy because they know what it feels like. I would love to hear other peoples views on this theory."

Logically then the same theory would suggest that men suck cock better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My theory is that women are the best at eating pussy because they know what it feels like. I would love to hear other peoples views on this theory.

Logically then the same theory would suggest that men suck cock better."

I have actually seen quite a few bi men say that they find men suck better dick than women

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By *cruffymooWoman
over a year ago

Skelmersdale

Couldn't comment, haven't had the privilege of trying a woman yet.

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By *laymate321Woman
over a year ago

Angus

"Definitely women

I’ve so many men absolutely crap. No idea what they’re doing, thinking just bash on as quick as you can

Used to put up with it now they get told straight. You’re shit , go and practice elsewhere

Ouch. The way I do it is to chat upfront and be very clear in must haves vs nice to haves. I learn a lot from their responses and won’t progress any further if necessary"

You’re kinder than me haha

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Cats???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vietnamese?

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I’m happy for ladies to be better at me at licking pussy on grounds of technique but I defy anyone to surpass my sheer enthusiasm, thrill, gratitude and dedication to giving as much pleasure as physically possible to ladies with my tongue between their legs!

Long live pussy-licking!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Trans women are the best all rounders. We can empathize well with all genders, and we tend to have done serious research into female anatomy and physiology. That said, we do still need to keep in practice, everyone loses skills if they never get chance to use them.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Vietnamese? "

Would normally post this as a private message to spare your blushes but I can’t so I will say it here on the forum:

Can I just say what an utterly inspiring and artistically perfect derriere you have in your profile pic! It looks just too good to be true! An absolutely heavenly arse!

(If that’s not a contradiction in terms!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a woman! We know EXACTLY how & what to do as we know how we want ours to be licked. Sorry chaps you lose this one

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

I would have to say a female. Who knows what a female needs or wants better than another female.

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By *BB and NNCouple
over a year ago

York

No competition, female every time

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By *ete5050Man
over a year ago

ipswich

Women obviously like men are best at giving head to a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My theory is that women are the best at eating pussy because they know what it feels like. I would love to hear other peoples views on this theory."

Does that mean men are better at… you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

51% ladies 49% men

I’ve had dire oral off both genders and excellent oral off both genders. Marginally ladies tend to be better, but things like long nails or only doing oral to show off to the fella ruin it….

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

In general I imagine woman would be best, just as men generally give the best blowjobs. There will be exceptions to the rule but judging from the few mmf 3sums I've had, the ladies definitely hold the home court advantage

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I don't think it's gender specific. It's about how you feel in the moment and the skill of the person doing it.

A poster above commented that men go down on women for their own pleasure, whilst women do it for the recipient's pleasure. With all due respect, bollocks. You've been meeting the wrong people.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've generally never had any complaints. I love going down on pussy and giving pleasure. Always listen to the moans / signals from the lady.

90% of the time they love it, and have a very wet bed! On a few occasions I've had disasters where your down there doing your best and getting no hits from upstairs. Every lady is different,most like it but some don't.

It takes two to tango to get the best pleasure.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"The stats support it. Women-women is about 80-90% orgasm rate per meet. Women-men 25% (up to 69%) don’t quote me on the exact numbers but I read all about this a year ago and it’s pretty well documented. The inequity is so great I included a whole section about it in my book. It’s an interesting one in the casual dating scene too. I’ve found you have to be really clear as a woman if you’re seeking to orgasm and how you get there- you cannot assume anything lol"

I think the survey sample wasn't really representative

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Definitely a woman! We know EXACTLY how & what to do as we know how we want ours to be licked. Sorry chaps you lose this one

That suggests that all women like it the same way

Which is utter nonsense

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Generally... Women, I know of a few men that have been as competent but they are rare.

From my experience I can give men a great piece of advice as to why women are better (and no it's not because they have a vagina of their own, we can't lick it ourselves...)

It's generally because women are doing it purely to focus on the pleasure of the recipient, they listen to the moans and responses, they make note of what is working etc.

Too many men are all 'i am the world's best because I get off on it' then proceed to lick/chew away for their own pleasure, to fulfil their kink and pay next to zero attention to the recipient."

Disagree with that statement slightly. All me including myself are not out to fulfill our own lust when licking a woman. I have always been of the opinion that I am down there for a reason and the reason is to give as much ensure as possible for the receiver. My orgasm can wait.

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By *unseeker100Man
over a year ago

batley

"Generally... Women, I know of a few men that have been as competent but they are rare.

From my experience I can give men a great piece of advice as to why women are better (and no it's not because they have a vagina of their own, we can't lick it ourselves...)

It's generally because women are doing it purely to focus on the pleasure of the recipient, they listen to the moans and responses, they make note of what is working etc.

Too many men are all 'i am the world's best because I get off on it' then proceed to lick/chew away for their own pleasure, to fulfil their kink and pay next to zero attention to the recipient."

Totally get you licking pussy should be a labour of love and a means to her ending not yours the rewards for patience are a heavenly nectar

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Generally... Women, I know of a few men that have been as competent but they are rare.

From my experience I can give men a great piece of advice as to why women are better (and no it's not because they have a vagina of their own, we can't lick it ourselves...)

It's generally because women are doing it purely to focus on the pleasure of the recipient, they listen to the moans and responses, they make note of what is working etc.

Too many men are all 'i am the world's best because I get off on it' then proceed to lick/chew away for their own pleasure, to fulfil their kink and pay next to zero attention to the recipient.

I said nothing about the man giving oral achieving an orgasm.

Someone can be entirely selfishly doing something, ignoring the *actual* needs and pleasures of the recipient without having an orgasm.

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Generally... Women, I know of a few men that have been as competent but they are rare.

What are you saying then, cause it doesn't really make any sense now.

From my experience I can give men a great piece of advice as to why women are better (and no it's not because they have a vagina of their own, we can't lick it ourselves...)

It's generally because women are doing it purely to focus on the pleasure of the recipient, they listen to the moans and responses, they make note of what is working etc.

Too many men are all 'i am the world's best because I get off on it' then proceed to lick/chew away for their own pleasure, to fulfil their kink and pay next to zero attention to the recipient.

I said nothing about the man giving oral achieving an orgasm.

Someone can be entirely selfishly doing something, ignoring the *actual* needs and pleasures of the recipient without having an orgasm. "

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Generally... Women, I know of a few men that have been as competent but they are rare.

What are you saying then, cause it doesn't really make any sense now.

From my experience I can give men a great piece of advice as to why women are better (and no it's not because they have a vagina of their own, we can't lick it ourselves...)

It's generally because women are doing it purely to focus on the pleasure of the recipient, they listen to the moans and responses, they make note of what is working etc.

Too many men are all 'i am the world's best because I get off on it' then proceed to lick/chew away for their own pleasure, to fulfil their kink and pay next to zero attention to the recipient.

I said nothing about the man giving oral achieving an orgasm.

Someone can be entirely selfishly doing something, ignoring the *actual* needs and pleasures of the recipient without having an orgasm. "

Not sure what you're saying now tbh

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By *imGimMan
over a year ago

london

I’ve been told by guys I give better blow jobs than their wives

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By *urvyBiUnicornWoman
over a year ago

dundee

Women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would actually say men based on my experiences.

A woman has never made me orgasm where as men have.

I’d just be lucky if someone would actually do it,it’s been that long lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely women... Though I've met a few that have no idea and I have to teach them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd like to observe a woman that is good at any type of sex but especially oral on another woman as you can't ever say that you have nothing to learn on any topic.

I've had some fairly glowing verbal feedback on my oral skills as well as less than constructive criticism from others that just don't like it.

Each person is different and in many cases each individual can respond differently depending on their mood.

I often liken sexual experiences to events in Takeshis castle. The one with the pond with stepping stones in it is a great example. You can see all the stepping stones but some are floats that sink when you stand on them. You can gently test each one at a time and hope to get to the other side without standing on the wrong one or just plow as fast as you can across the ones that look solid. Both ways work sometimes but not everytime

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

"My theory is that women are the best at eating pussy because they know what it feels like. I would love to hear other peoples views on this theory."

By your logic then men should be best at sucking cock

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Me.... End of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve licked both lesbian and straight women and I’ve never failed to give them their best orgasm they’ve ever had (their words). Can’t get enough of a hairy pussy although they are hard to find now

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Think it has more to do with practise more than gender..

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