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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the subject meets with a varied response, it may not be of interest to some but, is there a standard method of measuring your cock, length or girth? Judging by some of the heckling that goes on in the chatrooms, things are not always what they are claimed. To avoid any confusion, I propose that there is a standard method of measurement, in much the same way that you would have your neck measured for a shirt collar.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I like your profile name Silverfox .. I know not relevant to the question but just wanted to say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like your profile name Silverfox .. I know not relevant to the question but just wanted to say that

Thankyou...you are obviously familiar with the French language

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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Forgive me for being pedantic but it would be renard argente

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forgive me for being pedantic but it would be renard argente"

That's the last time I'm using a translation app on my I Phone!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I like your profile name Silverfox .. I know not relevant to the question but just wanted to say that

Thankyou...you are obviously familiar with the French language "
;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the subject meets with a varied response, it may not be of interest to some but, is there a standard method of measuring your cock, length or girth? Judging by some of the heckling that goes on in the chatrooms, things are not always what they are claimed. To avoid any confusion, I propose that there is a standard method of measurement, in much the same way that you would have your neck measured for a shirt collar. "

Isn't the Sky.remote a standard unit of penile measurement?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I like your profile name Silverfox .. I know not relevant to the question but just wanted to say that

Thankyou...you are obviously familiar with the French language ;-) "

Ooops hit the send button too soon. Was going to say in answer to your question... that I would not get to concerned with measurements. Lets face it few ladies will advertise their profiles based on cup size alone. It is your personality that counts.. and how you use whatever you are trying to measure Best of luck !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" It is your personality that counts.. and how you use whatever you are trying to measure Best of luck ! "

Haha but personality would never make up for a knob the size of a cheesy wotsit!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


" It is your personality that counts.. and how you use whatever you are trying to measure Best of luck !

Haha but personality would never make up for a knob the size of a cheesy wotsit! "
TBH I never tried a cheesy wotsit in that way... and somehow I dont think I ll ever look at them in the same way again LMAO....

Seriously though, I think some guys get too worried about theit size... I really do. A huge dick is nothing when attached to a boring unimaginative man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As the subject meets with a varied response, it may not be of interest to some but, is there a standard method of measuring your cock, length or girth? Judging by some of the heckling that goes on in the chatrooms, things are not always what they are claimed. To avoid any confusion, I propose that there is a standard method of measurement, in much the same way that you would have your neck measured for a shirt collar.

Isn't the Sky.remote a standard unit of penile measurement?"

Unfortunately I'm with Virgin. Is their remote the same size as Sky's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the subject meets with a varied response, it may not be of interest to some but, is there a standard method of measuring your cock, length or girth? Judging by some of the heckling that goes on in the chatrooms, things are not always what they are claimed. To avoid any confusion, I propose that there is a standard method of measurement, in much the same way that you would have your neck measured for a shirt collar.

Isn't the Sky.remote a standard unit of penile measurement?

Unfortunately I'm with Virgin. Is their remote the same size as Sky's? "

Give me a sec to remove my trousers and I'll let you know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" It is your personality that counts.. and how you use whatever you are trying to measure Best of luck !

Haha but personality would never make up for a knob the size of a cheesy wotsit! TBH I never tried a cheesy wotsit in that way... and somehow I dont think I ll ever look at them in the same way again LMAO....

Seriously though, I think some guys get too worried about theit size... I really do. A huge dick is nothing when attached to a boring unimaginative man!

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As opposed to one that isn't attached?

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

isn't the standard measurement from the kneecap to the tip of said appendage using internet inches which are 32% smaller than a standard english inch

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