FabSwingers.com forum: Things that made you cringe.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”

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By *annah_88Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The constant messages of dick pics and check the size of me out….. totally cringe.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

The ridiculous names

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

Yeah their names ,bios saying the usual genuine or professional show you a good time! Or am well hung but cant tell by their pictures lol ...ohh and 101 cock pictures ohhh and status' moaning and complaining...

Rant over haha

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Nothing but dick pics followed by complaints as to why they are not successful, like it's some kind of entitlement

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Gaping pics of either bum holes or pussies held open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very picky"

500 Verifications (by meet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The current trend of guys messaging asking for my opinion of their cock. Guys messaging stuff that has a sexual assault vibe. Guys from hundreds of miles away messaging offering to travel.

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

Many things posted on these forums by some guys ..

The way their minds work is really troubling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Detailed veris.

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple
over a year ago

South Cambs

Dick pic against deodorant can/remote control etc. literally makes my skin crawl and leads to instant delete. I mean, really??!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing but dick pics followed by complaints as to why they are not successful, like it's some kind of entitlement

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I try to it clean and classy

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Discrete", loads of pics that almost all look identical. Boastful Bulls

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Deleted and not read texts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a heavy cummer

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Need sucking /balls emptying now

Why's no one genuine on here ,leaving this site ..

Married and she doesn't know ,if that's not for you Jog on .

At x now ,if u see me say hi (&it's just multiple cock pics ).

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

The use of the term “the lifestyle,” is pretty cringeworthy.

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By *andwellcoupleCouple
over a year ago

warley

People who don’t match our profile preferences offering money to meet.

Instant report and block

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By *etnjuicyWoman
over a year ago

Redditch

Cock pic by toilet

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

The begging of some of the blokes in the chat rooms, it's embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any mention of breeding. Makes me want to vom more than cringe though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm professional", it's overused. When I've questioned these "professionals" it ranges from their job to being discreet or a professional at sex (self-proclaimed).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any mention of breeding. Makes me want to vom more than cringe though

Have to agree some profile names are just too abrupt

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"The begging of some of the blokes in the chat rooms, it's embarrassing

This

When I see 'ass kissing yes men to get laid'

makes me sick!

Growing some balls, having an opinion & self respect/value

now that I can respect

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By *inna and SaintCouple
over a year ago

Sherbourne

That made I larf......

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Single men hiding behind so called “couple” account.

Toilet bowl background dick pictures.

Remote/bottle/whatever holding against dick pictures.

Dirty nails.

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

heard a 19year old on cam with sound on ask her mother if she'd spit cum back into a mans mouth...was bad enough we thought the mother letting the daughter use the couples account and cam...

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By *inna and SaintCouple
over a year ago

Sherbourne

"People who don’t match our profile preferences offering money to meet.

Instant report and block"

Never been offered money which is a shame as I need the cash

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

""I'm professional", it's overused. When I've questioned these "professionals" it ranges from their job to being discreet or a professional at sex (self-proclaimed)."

It's a very arrogant thing to say. Everyone who does something for a living is a professional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men begging for pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”

"Hubby is 110% straight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many things posted on these forums by some guys ..

The way their minds work is really troubling

I apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

far to much to list ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comments like ‘were all the same height laying down’, ‘its rude to spit’, ‘that a shame’ cliche comments certainly make me cringe.

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Negative and condescending bios

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Gaping pics of either bum holes or pussies held open"

Yeah...like wookie hole down there some of em.

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

"The current trend of guys messaging asking for my opinion of their cock. Guys messaging stuff that has a sexual assault vibe. Guys from hundreds of miles away messaging offering to travel."

This just strikes me as a first class way of becoming a sex troll,choose names and personalities for the dicks on offer,make it humerous-to you if not them.

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Grown adults who write in lazy txt speak-wot,m8 etc...and as someone mentioned earlier the gaping assholes and cunts...sometimes weeping with...unmentionable juices,its just not my bag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a heavy cummer "

This is instant delete x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those claiming to be a Bull looking for a "cuckhold" couple, whilst also in their bio they explain they're new to this.

Will fill in later.

No pictures, then they message asking to see more of our pictures.

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Alpha male"

Their vaccination status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'professional' on the profile, or 'alpha' male. Cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Alpha male"

Their vaccination status"

Agree on both!

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By *hyguy469Man
over a year ago

BROMSGROVE

Any kind of bad grammar or spelling!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

When people refer to black people as chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Add my snap or tikatok'

my eyes roll into the back of my head

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By *xxLandNxxxCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Is this the male or female online?

Or messages directed towards the female only

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By *xxLandNxxxCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Also , the offer to supply drugs if we meet them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”

Fantasies about swallowing 10 loads but won’t meet smokers

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By *onnyadtMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Wedding photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don't bite, unless you ask"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of the females knickers with cum/discharge in them. Never really does it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The silly fake moaning & yeah baby on some videos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos of household items in orifices. Wouldn't want an invite to their home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some great stuff on this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on here....but yesterday I saw a message from a guy to his female friend wishing her a "totes amazing holibobs"

I really hope it was irony but I don't think it was......the cunt

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By *ostosaCouple
over a year ago

North of England

Text speak

‘Professional’ (seriously, no one gives a fuck)

Wedding pictures

Pregnant pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Add my snap or tikatok'

my eyes roll into the back of my head

This!!!!

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By *leanandkeenMan
over a year ago

jarrow

I hate pictures where they look like they have been taken in a smack house and it’s dirty and messy as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Not on here....but yesterday I saw a message from a guy to his female friend wishing her a "totes amazing holibobs"

I really hope it was irony but I don't think it was......the cunt "

Why does that message make him a cunt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men in women's lingerie. Eugghh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The “oh wow is me” posts and their profiles are nigh on empty

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

People asking to rate their profile when their is nothing to rate # mrs. M

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By *eanorWoman
over a year ago

Men taking naked pics of themselves , but still wearing socks ,WTF is that about lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single Men's profiles showing more facial features of a Woman than of himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say no to men travelling as I don't accommodate and it just makes me really uncomfortable.

If they are local or in the area then fair enough. It gets some strange responses

The strange modesty messages annoy me. "I know you won't reply as I'm ugly" or that they aren't my type or whatever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight men's profile with verifications from other "Straight" men

Who are never looking for single guys.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Guys saying they are a Dom or have Dom in their profile name.

A Dom shouldn’t need to state they are a Dom, it would come through naturally in chats.

If they talk about it in their profile then they more than likely have watched 50 shades and think they know what they are doing.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Couples profiles that feature 56 pics of the lady's shoe collection, plus 3 of her feet sticking out of the bath.

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth

"I’m a heavy cummer "

Yeah, what exactly does it mean?

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Offering hours and hours of oral worship for nothing in return.

Even if recieving oral did it for me, that would surely get boring...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a nice guy"

"Want my balls drained"

Over toilet pics aren't great tbh.

Or just nothing. No photo verified, no info at all.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Guys saying they are a Dom or have Dom in their profile name.

A Dom shouldn’t need to state they are a Dom, it would come through naturally in chats.

If they talk about it in their profile then they more than likely have watched 50 shades and think they know what they are doing.

You missed out the ones who think beating a woman is bdsm. These kinds are more dangerous mentally and to be avoided.

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

""I'm a nice guy"

"Want my balls drained"

Over toilet pics aren't great tbh.

Or just nothing. No photo verified, no info at all. "

In all my days I’ve never said “want my balls drained” that’s so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not on here....but yesterday I saw a message from a guy to his female friend wishing her a "totes amazing holibobs"

I really hope it was irony but I don't think it was......the cunt "

Got to agree there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”

The term Hotwife

Let the individual decide if your hot or not.

More than half are certainly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”

The term Hotwife

Let the individual decide if your hot or not.

More than half are certainly not "

That's not what hotwife means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabswingers is now a publicly traded company and so you need to copy and paste this message on your profile. I hereby state that if you use my pictures for anything I will prosecute you under section 12345 of some law or other".

Once upon a time someone wrote a disclaimer for Facebook that does absolutely nothing if you post it on your page. Presumably someone just trying to see how gullible people can be and it worked. Whatever. But then someone decided to copy and paste the whole thing to a completely different website, replace Facebook with Fabswingers and now half the site has it.

The idea that Fabswingers is a publicly traded company is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. It's like those chain mails kids used to send like "send this to ten people in an hour and your crush will fall in love with you" but for gullible adults instead. I'm astounded every time I see a grown adult human posting such obviously false nonsense to their page.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fabswingers is now a publicly traded company and so you need to copy and paste this message on your profile. I hereby state that if you use my pictures for anything I will prosecute you under section 12345 of some law or other".

Let me get you a drink

(thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”

‘Single male looking for women or couples’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I'm professional", it's overused. When I've questioned these "professionals" it ranges from their job to being discreet or a professional at sex (self-proclaimed)."

I love it when they spell professional wrongly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to echo a few other people in here with any kind of dick pic taken on the toilet.

It just tells me you were taking a shit, looked down and saw your cock and thought "oh right. I have a cock. I should take a pic".

Absolutely makes me heave. If I imagine a guy taking a shit I never ever want to have sex with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me get you a drink

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By *otwife2002Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Hairy bottoms..absolutely awful..why would anyone take a picture of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not on here....but yesterday I saw a message from a guy to his female friend wishing her a "totes amazing holibobs"

I really hope it was irony but I don't think it was......the cunt

Got to agree there

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By *hathappensnowCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Anyone know the current share price ?

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Also , the offer to supply drugs if we meet them."

This! Every weekend the inbox is full of 'I've got a line here for you' messages. I always say 'no thanks, I find most men can't maintain an erection on it.'

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Names,(probably mine included).

The amount of women that state a guys cock size must be.

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

"'professional' on the profile, or 'alpha' male. Cringe! "
also known as the "alpha wanker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”

The term Hotwife

Let the individual decide if your hot or not.

More than half are certainly not

That's not what hotwife means."

Would you like to enlighten us on this ?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”

The term Hotwife

Let the individual decide if your hot or not.

More than half are certainly not

That's not what hotwife means.

Would you like to enlighten us on this ? "

Has nothing to do with her looks. A hot wife is someone who's allowed to have sex with other people with her partner's blessing or encouragement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”

The term Hotwife

Let the individual decide if your hot or not.

More than half are certainly not

That's not what hotwife means.

Would you like to enlighten us on this ?

Has nothing to do with her looks. A hot wife is someone who's allowed to have sex with other people with her partner's blessing or encouragement. "

Well you learn something new every day

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By *tjamespkMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

I used to have 'English Speaker; French Kisser' in my profile. Absolutely horrified that I thought that was a good idea!

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By *imon and saffyCouple
over a year ago

southampton

" no one wants to play with us. We've been let down 534 times. We're leaving ( never do) . Everyone thinks we're ugly"

Absolute drama

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

Grammatical, spelling and punctuation errors. Stops me from viewing a profile instantly.

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

Sydney University

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

Any mention of the foul word "panties" they are knickers for gods sake.

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By *ess JinksWoman
over a year ago

West coast

"Grammatical, spelling and punctuation errors. Stops me from viewing a profile instantly. "

You are very hot xx

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Grammatical, spelling and punctuation errors. Stops me from viewing a profile instantly.

You are very hot xx"

Why, thank you.

After a quick inspection, wow, so are you!

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By *licia_2021TV/TS
over a year ago

Ashby De La Zouch

Sorry, had to delete messages

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

It’s not about size it’s how you use it.

That line is time old comedy gold when I see it banded around often. Especially when a guy is telling women what they feel about it

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

We are near by

*inserts 4 dick pics*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loving the thread guys. Thanks for all the contributions. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages are always entertaining! "Can I cum round" is as dodgy as it gets haha

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

Going to meet and the guy looks like just off a building site...no effort made af all when the fem has...

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Going to meet and the guy looks like just off a building site...no effort made af all when the fem has..."

What's up with men on building sites.....joke

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

And them, to take dim to another level, there are those that don't even change it from Facebook to Fabswingers

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

And them, to take dim to another level, there are those that don't even change it from Facebook to Fabswingers "

. It does raise a smile momentarily. They perhaps are limited and think the Internet is all 1 company

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

gaping bums yuk

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

If going to to meet at least make the effort for the female we do that for you guys....does not take much to try and look nice or smell nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get messages with mmmmmm

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By *urAlterEgosCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

“Gym fit”

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Gawjuss!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Text speak and status updates about drug use “party supplies “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak I have known idea what they are talking about.

The main thing that makes me cringe is people that feel the need to make a connection to a person before meeting up.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Why in the name of all that is holy do fellas need 100 pics of their cock. Its just weird.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We're all here for the same thing.

No!

An expectation that people will 'ask anything', if there's nothing written in a profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cringe when I get messages that end with "mmmmmmm".

It seems really creepy to me!

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"I have everything I'd want in a marriage, but my wife isn't Sexual enough towards me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dick pic against deodorant can/remote control etc. literally makes my skin crawl and leads to instant delete. I mean, really??!?!

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Jesus, got a laugh from that, seriously tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pic taken while sitting on a toilet.

Total lacking in imagination and class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly usernames for me can be an instant cringe

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

When they say:

-You have to be tall as Hagrid

-be gym fit with abs of steel

-be shaved up & below like a monk

-look like Tom Hardy/ it's never Ed Sheeran haha poor lad

-be a manly man blah blah blah

They you look at their profile thinking all those demands they must be the Goddess Venus

Not the wrinkly hairy potato that's been left out too long in front of you

Haha now now (Before some get offended, I didn't I'm describing you) we on a open thread & this is just a cheeky comment calm your ass down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most already been said but there's so much to cringe at on here at times!!

Guys that expect to meet without having pics or conversation. Instant block for guys that say 'not on here' when I ask for pics. I mean seriously, if not here where!?

Pics of gaping arse holes - just don't!

Sydney University

Vaccine status

'Professionals'

Alpha males - real alphas don't need to say it!

200 pics

75 pics

10 pics but all the same

Asking for oral with condom - talk about paranoid and clinical!

The list goes on!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Bare back breeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over Quantity - Really you think that highly of yourself why are you on here then?

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By *eepshaftRyanMan
over a year ago

Southampton

A profile with “BBC only” or “BWC only” just screams cocktail sausage in Dartford tunnel.

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By *eepshaftRyanMan
over a year ago

Southampton

This

Amen bro!

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By *inx and NymphCouple
over a year ago

bristol

Empty profiles saying hi …and too many close ups

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus

Now this is just my opinion but i hate the term BBW! It seems to cover a very wide spectrum in sizes and tbh its more the beautiful term that annoys me. Any women or men that said they were beautiful outright in there profile would come across as a bit of a dick i reckon! I rather they just said if they were a bit curvy, overweight ect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great profile, love it all especially the pics. What you upto tonight? x"

- If you look at our profile we haven't got any pics up at the moment - how does that work?

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By *_new_memberMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Rudeness and lack of understanding, this is supposed to be fun after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple shagging in the bathroom doggy style by the toilet- and the toilet has mess in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say:

-You have to be tall as Hagrid

-be gym fit with abs of steel

-be shaved up & below like a monk

-look like Tom Hardy/ it's never Ed Sheeran haha poor lad

-be a manly man blah blah blah

They you look at their profile thinking all those demands they must be the Goddess Venus

Not the wrinkly hairy potato that's been left out too long in front of you

Haha now now (Before some get offended, I didn't I'm describing you) we on a open thread & this is just a cheeky comment calm your ass down

Wrinkly hairy potato!

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By *ove2PlayLincsCouple
over a year ago

Gainsborough

"Hi everybody, we are back!" Every 2 weeks

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

""Hi everybody, we are back!" Every 2 weeks "

If you remember us please reverify

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By *orks-Bi-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

100% agree, what a load of nonsense !!

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By *orks-Bi-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

Bi blokes who say straight on profile, massive number out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bones popping out of skin feet facing the wrong way polystyrene

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By *ubcup2Couple
over a year ago

London

"Dick pic against deodorant can/remote control etc. literally makes my skin crawl and leads to instant delete. I mean, really??!?!

Agree.

I bet they use the little travel ones

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Some of the posts on fab. Really make me shake my head and shudder

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By *angerousLiaisonsCoupleCouple
over a year ago

London

A message to Sydney University and/or Facebook

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By *orks-Bi-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

"A message to Sydney University and/or Facebook"

I agree what a load of old tosh!!!

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By *orks-Bi-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

Profiles with a hundred rules, does and fonts and demanding that if you don’t put “sponge” in your email you WILL BE BLOCKED!!!!!!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles with a hundred rules, does and fonts and demanding that if you don’t put “sponge” in your email you WILL BE BLOCKED!!!!!!’ "

We just ignore those lol

Too up themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bi blokes who say straight on profile, massive number out there!"

Maybe they are scared of labels

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Mostly usernames for me can be an instant cringe "

AHH so that's what I got no action as cervixbasher69.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Pictures of flacid cocks in a jungle of pubes

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"When they say:

-You have to be tall as Hagrid

-be gym fit with abs of steel

-be shaved up & below like a monk

-look like Tom Hardy/ it's never Ed Sheeran haha poor lad

-be a manly man blah blah blah

They you look at their profile thinking all those demands they must be the Goddess Venus

Not the wrinkly hairy potato that's been left out too long in front of you

Haha now now (Before some get offended, I didn't I'm describing you) we on a open thread & this is just a cheeky comment calm your ass down

This made me properly laugh. I might change my profile name to Ms Maris Piper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" im back"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/06/22 06:46:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing a skanly messy dirty old fashioned home on pics and videos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman walking really slowly then gives a little turn then starts caressing herself videos. It's so cringy

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By *licia_2021TV/TS
over a year ago

Ashby De La Zouch

"make me a site supporter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a video a while ago and I had so much time for it. This guy is fucking a girl from behind and says “tell them whose pussy this is, tell Fabswingers whose pussy this is”.

She just creased up and starts laughing at him.

He still posted it. I felt that girl - what a mood.

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley

Profiles that are a mile long with 1000 rules and say put “random word” in the subject so I know you’ve read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any photos with a toilet in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see yum yum or mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked how big is your cock it makes me question how big is your pussy

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Hackneyed swinging vocabulary. It is much more attractive when people find their own words for their own desires and pleasure.

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By *odgerNbadgerCouple
over a year ago

Chepstow

When we say "no thanks", they demand to know why. Like just move on my dude.

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Mmmmmmm in a forum post, message, status.

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

'I can please you better than your man'

No you can't and that message has told me everything I need to know about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timewasters

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By *illyandjamesCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Messages that only acknowledge the female half and ignore the male of the couple

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By *orks-Bi-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

People saying they are good looking and affluent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for Exceptional males or females etc.

What do they mean? How many Nobel prize winners do they think are on fab?

I’m sure their inboxes are not empty, and I’m sure they meet who they want, but what a way to make normal people feel useless

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By *orks-Bi-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

"Profiles that are a mile long with 1000 rules and say put “random word” in the subject so I know you’ve read this "

Oh yes 100% agree !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys referring to themselves as Dom’s or bull’s . Really makes me cringe .

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

That fat bloke on Eggheads the one who looks like a peado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People saying they are good looking and affluent!"
yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the comments in the cam rooms

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