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Horniest thing anyone’s ever said to you whilst fucking?

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By *yesbeenopened2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

OOOOOOOH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

calling me a slut or a whore usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re better than my husband

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

That she’s going to make me a bacon sandwich after

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By *andD300Couple
over a year ago

london

Go and get Monique to join us. D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That she’s going to make me a bacon sandwich after "

You win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"calling me a slut or a whore usually works "

For me too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re better than my husband "

I’ve said this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re in the wrong hole

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

A lady once said to me as I was about to cum inside her, "Oooh, you're good, you're very good."

Made me feel great and super horny.

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

Can my husband suck you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me gently....we can't make any noise or my xxx will hear."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do this normally but will you follow me into the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your the horniest and dirtiest bitch I've ever been with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking me in the eyes and saying "come on just fucking bareback me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need you in my arse, NOW

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By *ounghungandfullMan
over a year ago

north lincolnshire

Fill my married pussy with your cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told to phone my husband.whike in a hotel with another man.

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By *razyjohnMan
over a year ago

derby

I need your cum inside me NOW!

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By *hestagandvixenCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

Probably either “You’re going to make me cum!”

“Do you want this black cock in your married white pussy?”

Or “No, don’t you dare take those off - pull them to the side!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably either “You’re going to make me cum!”

“Do you want this black cock in your married white pussy?”

Or “No, don’t you dare take those off - pull them to the side!” "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scots saying "breed me daddy" or "fill me up daddy" usually sends me over the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum on my cock

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Smack me harder, it’s my birthday!

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Quick before mum gets home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh don't stop even though it hurts

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Fucking my friend on Friday, anally in the missionary position, her eyes rolled back, her head fell to the side, and then she exploded/gushed as she orgasmed! She didn’t say any actual words, but it was the horniest moment I’ve ever experienced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick before mum gets home."

Erm… this is very sus

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By *olly_AmberTV/TS
over a year ago

Live Sussex, Work London

‘My wife never does this’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've wanted you (my name) for ages and now I'm going to fuck you as hard as I can"

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By *reedomBonerMan
over a year ago

London

“I want to fuck you like an animal” during we might get caught sex is one of many that brings out my inner super horn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a lot bigger than him

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Not sure if it’s the horniest but it certainly sticks in my mind from 20 years ago.

An Italian girl that I met earlier in the day, fucking away and she started saying “si, si, si, “

Obviously Italian for yes, yes, yes but it took a couple of seconds to register.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or as I was about to cum he said “don’t hold the noise in let it go”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to squirt all over your cock.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to cum in all her holes

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Usually "Fuck, I love your cock Daddy" coming from K

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick it up

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By *igBobby82Man
over a year ago

Hartlepool

"He hits my spot as just as quickly as you do darling"

While she was sucking her husbands cock.

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

i screamed go on fuck the arse off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even let my husband do what you just did to me.

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By *ack again100Man
over a year ago

Tamworth

I was fortunate to be having sex with pornstar Pixxxie Little and whilst in doggy she turned around and looked me in my eyes and said "Cover my ass in cum"......so i did....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'd get banned if I told you haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This pussy is yours….not his….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are mine now you dirty bitch and I am going to fuck like the slut you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Don’t you fucking dare cum until I do’ between a lot of moaning and gasping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While we was upstairs & her hubby was downstairs, I told her to tell me what she was & she replied back something along the lines of “I’m a cheating whore”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she says it feels big

That’s not down to me, it is her fault let’s be honest.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Not to me, but C was fucking a woman we’d met from behind with her strap-on, and she said to her ‘you’re a filthy fucking whore’. To which our guest leaned back into her and said ‘I’m your filthy fucking whore, aren’t I mistress?’ We both loved that very much!

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By *orders-cplCouple
over a year ago

middx cpl

thats a tight Minge

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By *oftandgentleMan
over a year ago

South London

Now fuck my arse

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Can I have a cup of tea

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"Christ, you're good at that"

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By *hieldsguy82Man
over a year ago

South Shields

To her caged husband

He can fuck me whenever he likes and how he likes.

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By *inx and NymphCouple
over a year ago

bristol

Keep your ass right there, DO NOT move away from me, and DO NOT take your mouth off her pussy

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Your husband is a lucky guy to have this pussy all the time

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Keep your ass right there, DO NOT move away from me, and DO NOT take your mouth off her pussy"

LvM

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Keep your ass right there, DO NOT move away from me, and DO NOT take your mouth off her pussy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex telling me that she wanted to get her house mate,Anna, to join in while we were mid session… then promptly shouted her in to join.

Shame Anna was out at Tesco at the time

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Arrgh, your elbows on my hair

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

I love to hear a good, sudden onset fantasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You woke me up this time, well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wife who was on the phone to her unknowing husband while we were fucking. She put him on mute and said “Don’t cum inside me, he wants sex when I get home”

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By *ove2Couple
over a year ago

colchester

In for a while.

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By *aughtyman45Man
over a year ago

lincoln

I want your cum in my arse !

Well I nearly exploded on the spot !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although I already knew the plan, hearing Mrs EK saying as I was inside her "piss in me then cum" was a life highlight.

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They said I was big but I thought they was fucking about with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God ..I can feel your cock pulsing inside me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck I've never had a finger in my ass it feels amazing take my anal cherry fuck my ass with ur cock and fill it with hot cum . Fuck I was amazed and did as told .

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By *uzanne and RickyCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

When S said to him “when it’s time, cum in my mouth”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think your even bigger than my husband"

Wasn't cheating, we met with his knowledge but it was still a hot thing to hear out the blue! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As her eyes rolled to the back of her head .........

Oh my gawd, what the fuck are you doing to me.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Was playing with an old Fb who was very vocal & liked it rough

Whilst teasing her with just the tip in'doggystyle' on edge of bed with 1 feet at the back of her head I plunged her dildo deep in her ass! She lifted her head up in a gasp/moan & shouted "oh fuck, oh fuck my c#nt u dirty bastard"

Being the gentleman I obliged lol rammed all my inches down her kitty hard, whilst pinning her onto the bed! Damn that was the most violent shaking orgasm I've ever seen anyone have magical

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close

Grab my neck and fuck me like a dirty slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like the tattoo I have done for you??

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By *harleyPMan
over a year ago

Bucks

To set the scene.....

I had an incredible meet with a cuckold couple in Lincoln one Friday night.

I was fucking away with the wife in missionary position. Suddenly her husband crept behind me forced his face between my ass cheeks and literally stuck his tongue up my asshole...

His wife saw this, grabbed my face looked directly into my eyes and said 'spunk up my cunt you fucking bastard ' ! .

I totally shot so much cum up her it literally sloshed and squirted out onto the bed.

Needless to say hubby was straight face first into her messy pussy and cleaned her up.

That was the making of me I think !!...

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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago

South East

With a long term FB, who was married with out her husband's knowledge, the morning he was due home (I had spent the night), she told me to cum in her

Ive never been so turned on in my life

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By *oyalmarine64Man
over a year ago

Central

That they wanted me to pull out so she could tongue me ass and then nut all over her face. She begged for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the stewardess said "follow me" during a flight to NZ, straddled me bare before saying "cum in me, I want to send you back to your seat and we'll both know I'm full of your spunk"

Really was a first class flight.

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By *ulie RobertsTV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

You’re much better than my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really is tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alternatively. When a women comments "how full" they feel as we fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to use your holes for my pleasure

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Whilst fucking the works’ cleaner one afternoon “Keep banging your balls on my clit, you fuck like a pornstar”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I fucked one of my mates ex’s at an after party when he was upstairs. She said fuck me so hard that a I scream so he wakes up and comes down to catch us fucking!

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

I've cleaned the pubes from the bath plug hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie when she said to me

Sit down and watch me take this nice big black cock!!!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Too deep too deep!!

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Oh yes, good girl!

You're the best I've had by far.

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By *ikeafud248Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

You can make me cum any time you want too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meaningful thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was in Latvian so no idea but it sounded hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy can think straight enough to string a sentence together them I'm not doing it right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im having you next big boy and yes I ran a mile was only 17 haha

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Said to me, there have been a few - the top two have to be:

"That's it, go on, seed my wife" - by a husband whose wife wasn't on the pill...

"It's OK, I'll get the morning after pill" - after I asked a wife who'd just decided to not use condoms if she was sure...

Not said to me, but by wives I was fucking to their husbands:

"I love you!" - at the exact moment that I started to cum inside one for the second time that afternoon...

"I'll get the morning after pill" - when another's husband nervously reminded her that she wasn't on the pill, after she'd also decided to go bareback...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a meet (previous single profile) when her husband said 'Fuck her face balls deep and fill her mouth with your cum.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you in stockings every time we fuck. That might have tipped me over the edge.

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

Are you still awake?

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

UK

could you put the kettle on when your done

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By *sedpussylickerMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Few things from an ex:-

He was really good, he really knew what he was doing.

There was so much cum it was dribbling out.

If that’s him on the phone you’re gonna have to stop fucking me so he can.

You’d better lick me to make sure I’m wet enough to take his cock.

I’m sure there’s many more things she also said.

Usually made me cum immediately

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By *onnyadtMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Probably during anal sex when she asked me to "fuck it like my pussy" which I'd been hammering away at earlier.

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By *leanandkeenMan
over a year ago

jarrow

Sorry

After she came and squirted all over the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Mrs told me to "fuck me like you mean it" of course I was more than happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna suck you dry

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I fucking love your cock or the hubby telling his Mrs - milk him Jxxxxx drain every fucking drop. And she did !!!

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By *oBeRodeMan
over a year ago

clifton ish

Calling me daddy ??

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By *ield of dreamsCouple
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Whilst fucking my then gf’s friend that she had invited round for the evening, she could tell i was close and ordered me not to cum in her friend cause she wanted it in her mouth omg i had to pull out quick hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once fucking this girl doggy and she looked around and just come out with … fuck my ass!!

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By *rNightMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Strictly speaking not whilst fucking but I met a girl in a club one night and after about an hour of casual conversation she randomly said “I want you to cum in my mouth”

We left soon after and eventually I did. Then jumped in separate cabs and never saw each other again

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By *rKingsmanMan
over a year ago

Sutton

‘You got me soaking’

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

“JUMANJIIIIII!”

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By *ike676767Man
over a year ago

Near Taunton

You're so deep.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

The ceiling needs painting!

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By *eepshaftRyanMan
over a year ago

Southampton

When she says “I cum harder if you cum deep in my ass!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Can you help me find my knickers, I’m late I’m late for my next patient’

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

You were made to be f@cked mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she says pull my hair.... omg....

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By *3xDECouple
over a year ago

nottingham


"calling me a slut or a whore usually works "

Exactly this. I love it when they call me a dirty little slut!

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

You still got lube, fuck my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your arm

In my arse!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I was on top laying down 'the hammer hard like Thor' I whispered 'damn this is some tight pussy' & she placed both hands on my face, looked me deep in my eyes and said "its is your pussy now" her hubby was laying right next to us.

He nobbed and agreed adding, yes mate she's yours to fuck whenever you want. I loved that couple we where friends for a longtime. Chat once in a while now they like bit far now, such a shame.

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By *urvesAppealMan
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Of course I take it in the ass, I told you, I’m a filthy whore.....

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By *s2walesCouple
over a year ago

Gwent...

Is it in yet??? Lol.....sorry

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside

Blindfold me, screw me, then finish over my face

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"Do you like his cock, darling?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're so much deeper than my husband mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling me someone he's shagged before was better

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Telling me someone he's shagged before was better "

One for the connoisseurs!

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By *ows the time 300Man
over a year ago

Rickmansworth

First time I was having sex with my FB and she whispered in my ear "I've fucked 2 men already today" made the occasion even better

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By *mids LadMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Its a toss up between A married friend telling me to fuck her harder and telling me to cum inside her .

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"If you can last another 10 minutes, the cake should be ready to take out of the oven"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Make me pregnant” (while husband was watching)

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By *n080971Man
over a year ago

Billericay

Go lay in the bath, I really need to pee.

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By *inx and NymphCouple
over a year ago

bristol

I’ve loved reading this thread

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By *ossMan
over a year ago

Conwy

My ex wife’s sister asking me who was the better fuck when I was married to her sister .

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By *avchaseCouple
over a year ago

Calne

As we were parting after a meet in a hotel the words "Thank you for having me" stick with me to this day.

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By *oghillterryMan
over a year ago

Barnstaple

In a very deep & sexy Welsh accent, she says "ooh, no one's ever stuck it up my arse before".....

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Fucking my friend on Friday, anally in the missionary position, her eyes rolled back, her head fell to the side, and then she exploded/gushed as she orgasmed! She didn’t say any actual words, but it was the horniest moment I’ve ever experienced "

My wife kept on chanting, 'Oh my God', over and over before her eyes did the same as she screamed out loud as her orgasm ripped through her body.

Amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where did you get this arse from?

What they say about Africa is wrong…it’s pure muscle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I phone a friend?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong hole! Lol.

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By *inkyguymkMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Now then, now then, now then.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Jeez you're tight

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By *ustHMan
over a year ago

Morley / Vera Playa


"Now then, now then, now then."

Hahahaha

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"No wonder they call you Chopper!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the curve of my cock is making it hit something she's never felt before

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

That we just fit perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was my first night with the circus. "Is this the first time you've fucked a firebreather?" she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it was around the start of august 2020.

This absolute stunner came out with one word that changed my world.

I can’t repeat it in polite company I’m afraid

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Telling me someone he's shagged before was better "

I’ve once had a lady do that to me after a really good screw but she was pd off as she wanted me to get her preggers and I didn’t cum inside her. Her revenge was to tell me an old friend of ours had given her the best fuck of her life a couple of weeks earlier!

I was only mildly put out cos I knew we’d both enjoyed the sex and her attempted humiliation was a small price to pay for not having a second family and peeing off my wife!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"“Make me pregnant” (while husband was watching) "

WTF! Now that’s a lady who really means it! Wow!

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By *nwards_And-UpwardsMan
over a year ago

Blackheath

Fucking my FWB and her telling me how she wants to suck off multiple guys off in front of me whilst I fuck her that gets me going without a shadow of a doubt

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By *urlycatMan
over a year ago

Southampton

" We're being watched"

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

Take it out and let my hubby suck you off whilst I play with his balls

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A divorced lady I met at a singles club,she recently divorced,she early 50s,only guy she had full sex with was her ex husband,she had never experienced oral,drove her crazy when I gave her a good licking for her first time,moving up her body,guiding my cock into her,slowly fucking her deep,grinding her clit on my pubic bone,she cried out,oohhhhhhh you horny fucker,I am going to pee,with that she shuddered as her first orgasm ripped through her body,gushing all over my cock,hearing her say that I cum instantly,as she was very shy and well spoken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're going to fuck some blonde pussy this Saturday" whilst I was with a dark haired lady of Italian heritage.

Her sister-in-law came to visit that very weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mates fuck much better than you do it is much better if I just let them have me and sort me out...

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By *illxxMan
over a year ago

motherwell

Give me my phone I want to FaceTime my husband to let him watch me get fuked the way I should be getting fuked

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By *ust fun9TV/TS
over a year ago

Swansea

You feel so big, and I want to cum all over your fat cock.

And a former girlfriend when out at a pub telling me she wanted to suck off the guy we had been chatting to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall we order a chinese instead?

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Open wide and say "thank you". I was truly grateful for what I was about to receive

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By *wingamajigsCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

"Watch what hes doing"

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Shall we order a chinese instead?"

Hahaha

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

When she screams "Omg I'm cumming"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed me your cum out my pussy

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Love it, you can even imagine the tone of voice lol. Great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg it's like losing my virginity all over again

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Husband : spunk over my wife’s face as I film it

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Now then, now then, now then."

that’s just wrong !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same time next week

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Just as I was into the vinegar strokes the lady I was with ordered me "Cum on my tits!" Despite my best intention to follow her explicit instruction, I'm afraid my ejacultion was not limited to her breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'My god, I'd be dragging you in through the door every night!'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhhh oooohhh aaahhhh oh yes yesss yesssss

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

You are one sexy bitch mrs m

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