FabSwingers.com forum: Messages that make me smile

By *penbicouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

There was a thread yesterday about weird or annoying messages. Whilst I do get annoyed by some messages, I also smile at some of them. For example...

Someone just messaged and described a 'naughty' thing they wanted to do. They then asked if I was 'naughty enough to do that.' (I'm not sure challenging anyone ever gets them into bed, does it?) I replied that I was naughty enough, but just not interested.

They messaged make to say that shows what a smile dick I have. I laughed and thought to myself, "No, it's our photos that show what a small dick I have!"

Have you received any messages recently that made you smile?

By *penbicouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

That's meant to say they messaged back, not make!

And it was meant to be a laughing emoji at the end. Typing too fast and didn't proof-read.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any message that contains the word “ass” gets my back up straight away. Why people in Shakespeare’s country feel the need to use that instead of bum or arse is beyond me- Bob

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any message that contains the word “ass” gets my back up straight away. Why people in Shakespeare’s country feel the need to use that instead of bum or arse is beyond me- Bob"

Ass is used in the US..

Would buttocks,rear end, bottom backside do.

Why does the word ' Ass ' wind you up so much?

Iam nosey and very curious to know..

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see it as an Americanism. I’m aware of the alternates and each individual is free to use the vernacular they choose. I choose to find it irritating

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To answer the OP’s question, the messages that make me smile are lads follow up messages for the wife after a knock back and they keep politely trying. I admire their steadfastness