Profanity day!

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I’m not a lover of profanity, however, there are times one needs a release….

There is a fucking annoying small fly and some cunt has pinched the batteries out of my electric fly swot.

Double cause and effect profanity moments!

What’s your worst?

P.s. will be fine in the morning, when the fucker is dead.

Please note, no flies have been harmed in this recent rant… Yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That post has just won Sunday for me. Laughed so hard a little pee came out… fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't beat a bit of profanity for a release! When we was at school our first day of English in 5th year the teacher shared with us a quote from a council worker that has stayed with me my whole life. When describing a broken lawnmower the man was quotes as saying:-

"The fucking fucker is fucking fucked"

Genius alliterative rant

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