FabSwingers.com forum: Nipple tease when I’m prime minister

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m thinking when I’m prime minister I will make it mandatory for time to be taken each day to delicately and sensually lick,bite, chew, squeeze, clamp, rub our loved ones nipples, who’s with me! The revolution is round and pointy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I’m thinking when I’m prime minister I will make it mandatory for time to be taken each day to delicately and sensually lick,bite, chew, squeeze, clamp, rub our loved ones nipples, who’s with me! The revolution is round and pointy!

CPt Hindsight would only pull the guts out of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I count on your vote?

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I’m up for it I love nipples

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

What about the days when they're too tender for attention? That needs discussing in the Houses of Parliament

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an arse lover, I find this policy discriminatory.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Also discriminatory for those without loved ones

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Don't give Boris helpful ideas or we will be saddled with him for ever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This politics lark is tough! Some excellent points fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice idea but I'm an anarchist and you can take your structure and stick it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice idea but I'm an anarchist and you can take your structure and stick it."

Spoken like a true anarchist, I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the House of Commons watching porn is the best time I'm presuming?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the House of Commons watching porn is the best time I'm presuming?"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Legislated Fun.

Aka a governmental cold shower.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think there’s been a coup

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over a year ago

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By *moothLeanBodMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

You get my 'X'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You get my 'X'."

Finally some of my demographic! You’ve just made the cabinet!

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By *moothLeanBodMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"You get my 'X'.

Finally some of my demographic! You’ve just made the cabinet!

Minister for Precum on Nipples.

I'd do an excellent job.

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By *inx and NymphCouple
over a year ago

bristol

"You get my 'X'.

Finally some of my demographic! You’ve just made the cabinet!

Minister for Precum on Nipples.

I'd do an excellent job."

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By *ovelock4Man
over a year ago

Croydon

What about men’s nipples? Some of us like them licked and sucked too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about men’s nipples? Some of us like them licked and sucked too. "

Your absolutely right! We are an equal opportunity nipple sucking unit, even if you don’t have nipples your totally welcome!

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By *moothLeanBodMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

All nipples need daily playtime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All nipples need daily playtime"

Correctomundo!

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

You'll get my vote, love my nipples getting attention

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll get my vote, love my nipples getting attention

Mrs"

Welcome, and what lovely nipples you have, think we have found our chief whip!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

You'd get my vote

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By *moothLeanBodMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

I think we need a party conference.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd get my vote

Yay! We needed a minister of the interior and I think you’d be great!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we need a party conference. "

May I recommend studland beach, bring your factor 50

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sounds good to me.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds good to me.x"

Yippee!

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over a year ago

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Is that you, Mr. Starmer?

If so, I'm guessing the next "lockdown party" picture that appears on BBC News will show Boris snorting some white powder off Priti Patel's tits whilst holding a pint of Stella in one hand and shoving a banana up his arse with the other...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *andybigboiMan
over a year ago

Mount Pleasant

Second this motion!!

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