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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD

Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Hi...

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't take much to put in abit of effort give a compliment and ask something about them little creativity

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD

That comment wasn't aimed at just men.

Just wondered if others get as fed up as us or Its just us being miserable.

Shaz xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take any messages tbh. Come on ladies, be as bland as you like! Haha

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"I'd take any messages tbh. Come on ladies, be as bland as you like! Haha "

Ha.....what you had for ya tea?

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over. "

Fancy a chat

You free

What's your Kik

Can I breed in you

Up for a chat

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over.

Fancy a chat

You free

What's your Kik

Can I breed in you

Up for a chat"

Glad we ain't the only ones. I hate the "breed you" line. It's vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd take any messages tbh. Come on ladies, be as bland as you like! Haha

Ha.....what you had for ya tea?"

I actually had 2.

Ate pasta and meatballs at 5.

Then was hungry again at 10 so ordered a takeaway burger and chips. Felt sick after the burger tho and couldn't eat the chips...eyes bigger than belly

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"I'd take any messages tbh. Come on ladies, be as bland as you like! Haha

Ha.....what you had for ya tea?

I actually had 2.

Ate pasta and meatballs at 5.

Then was hungry again at 10 so ordered a takeaway burger and chips. Felt sick after the burger tho and couldn't eat the chips...eyes bigger than belly "

We had Indian I've saved half of mine for tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd take any messages tbh. Come on ladies, be as bland as you like! Haha

Ha.....what you had for ya tea?

I actually had 2.

Ate pasta and meatballs at 5.

Then was hungry again at 10 so ordered a takeaway burger and chips. Felt sick after the burger tho and couldn't eat the chips...eyes bigger than belly

We had Indian I've saved half of mine for tomorrow.

"

Smart move

Curry farts for 2 days though. Risky

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"I'd take any messages tbh. Come on ladies, be as bland as you like! Haha

Ha.....what you had for ya tea?

I actually had 2.

Ate pasta and meatballs at 5.

Then was hungry again at 10 so ordered a takeaway burger and chips. Felt sick after the burger tho and couldn't eat the chips...eyes bigger than belly

We had Indian I've saved half of mine for tomorrow.

Smart move

Curry farts for 2 days though. Risky "

Nah I've got a cast iron stomach I can do hot. No meets planned either do not an issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant handle spicy at all has to be mild unfortunately

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"I cant handle spicy at all has to be mild unfortunately "

Hotter the better for shaz but I cant handle space at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I can't handle now but I was out on work night out last night they said try this shot 3hottest pepper soaked in like a tequila my mouth was on fire

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Yea I can't handle now but I was out on work night out last night they said try this shot 3hottest pepper soaked in like a tequila my mouth was on fire "

Shaz would of smashed that. I think I'd of died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave me a glass of milk straight after didn't do a thing to help lol

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Gave me a glass of milk straight after didn't do a thing to help lol "

Sounds serious. You been ill all day today then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dying sick all day long and have a stag do tomorrow ??

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Dying sick all day long and have a stag do tomorrow ?? "

Few beers will sort ya out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hoping so if ya wanna chat message me

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"I'm hoping so if ya wanna chat message me "

YOURE IRISH!

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

But it's good to talk

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"But it's good to talk "

Certainly is

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’ve had my share of shit first messages. I always respond but only with the same amount of effort put into the reply.

The conversation is off to a bad start and won’t last long if it’s obvious they haven’t read my profile.

I’d guess everyone gets these messages at some point, it’s just how you choose to respond (or not)

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"I’ve had my share of shit first messages. I always respond but only with the same amount of effort put into the reply.

The conversation is off to a bad start and won’t last long if it’s obvious they haven’t read my profile.

I’d guess everyone gets these messages at some point, it’s just how you choose to respond (or not) "

We respond to every message but like you put the same amount of effort it. Just wondered if we were cursed with one word message or it was most of us

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"I’ve had my share of shit first messages. I always respond but only with the same amount of effort put into the reply.

The conversation is off to a bad start and won’t last long if it’s obvious they haven’t read my profile.

I’d guess everyone gets these messages at some point, it’s just how you choose to respond (or not)

We respond to every message but like you put the same amount of effort it. Just wondered if we were cursed with one word message or it was most of us "

I think it’s common and it’s not just you. A few times when I’m having a particularly rough day I will respond asking what do they expect to achieve by sending such a poor opening message (this is females and couples) I will then 99% of the time be blocked.

It seems to work well for everyone

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"I’ve had my share of shit first messages. I always respond but only with the same amount of effort put into the reply.

The conversation is off to a bad start and won’t last long if it’s obvious they haven’t read my profile.

I’d guess everyone gets these messages at some point, it’s just how you choose to respond (or not)

We respond to every message but like you put the same amount of effort it. Just wondered if we were cursed with one word message or it was most of us

I think it’s common and it’s not just you. A few times when I’m having a particularly rough day I will respond asking what do they expect to achieve by sending such a poor opening message (this is females and couples) I will then 99% of the time be blocked.

It seems to work well for everyone "

Blocked for asking if they can string a sentence together. Shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had my share of shit first messages. I always respond but only with the same amount of effort put into the reply.

The conversation is off to a bad start and won’t last long if it’s obvious they haven’t read my profile.

I’d guess everyone gets these messages at some point, it’s just how you choose to respond (or not)

We respond to every message but like you put the same amount of effort it. Just wondered if we were cursed with one word message or it was most of us "

I tend to do this too xx

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"I’ve had my share of shit first messages. I always respond but only with the same amount of effort put into the reply.

The conversation is off to a bad start and won’t last long if it’s obvious they haven’t read my profile.

I’d guess everyone gets these messages at some point, it’s just how you choose to respond (or not)

We respond to every message but like you put the same amount of effort it. Just wondered if we were cursed with one word message or it was most of us

I tend to do this too xx"

Pics are stunning x

Shaz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. It happens op. But it really does work as I highlighter pen over the other people who make more of an effort to engage back with me.

Now imagine getting that as a reply after typing out passwords mentioning something in a profile to show I’ve ready it, asking and talking about lots of other stuff maybe.

Hi as an opening message to break the ice? It might work, depends if they are hot

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Blocked for asking if they can string a sentence together. Shocking "

I know right! But it’s probably better to get it out the way rather than waste time pinging one word replies back and forth

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Blocked for asking if they can string a sentence together. Shocking

I know right! But it’s probably better to get it out the way rather than waste time pinging one word replies back and forth "

You can imagine the interaction on a meet. It would be so awkward

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Yep. It happens op. But it really does work as I highlighter pen over the other people who make more of an effort to engage back with me.

Now imagine getting that as a reply after typing out passwords mentioning something in a profile to show I’ve ready it, asking and talking about lots of other stuff maybe.

Hi as an opening message to break the ice? It might work, depends if they are hot

"

We send a hi back and then see the reply. Take it from there. But its exhausting some nights

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Blocked for asking if they can string a sentence together. Shocking

I know right! But it’s probably better to get it out the way rather than waste time pinging one word replies back and forth

You can imagine the interaction on a meet. It would be so awkward "

Exactly. If you can’t make the effort to make a good first impression, what’s to say you will be any different face to face?

I know this is just me, but I like to get to know the people i could be meeting before we meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep. It happens op. But it really does work as I highlighter pen over the other people who make more of an effort to engage back with me.

Now imagine getting that as a reply after typing out passwords mentioning something in a profile to show I’ve ready it, asking and talking about lots of other stuff maybe.

Hi as an opening message to break the ice? It might work, depends if they are hot

We send a hi back and then see the reply. Take it from there. But its exhausting some nights "

You send a hi back to just a hi? See, that’s appropriate, I think of you out the effort in equal to the effort coming your way, it’s fair. And the small talk now has room to grow.

But a hi, or yes or sure. after a lot of time and thought has obviously been taken, it’s a bit crappy. That just shoots the mood. Where do you go from there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had my share of shit first messages. I always respond but only with the same amount of effort put into the reply.

The conversation is off to a bad start and won’t last long if it’s obvious they haven’t read my profile.

I’d guess everyone gets these messages at some point, it’s just how you choose to respond (or not)

We respond to every message but like you put the same amount of effort it. Just wondered if we were cursed with one word message or it was most of us

I tend to do this too xx

Pics are stunning x

Shaz x "

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow your tall

Is that really you

Do you like

Just one single "x"

Even go as far as the rude ones

C**t

Sla**er

T**t

Or ones too who have just looked at pics and not read profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god it's horrid isn't it? Like put some effort in

Cam?

Rock hard.

Meet now?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We received "Owz u"

So replied "Gd tnks"

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

How’s yous

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over. "

Yep, completed that depressing list. Can also add "lol" to any of them

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"We received "Owz u"

So replied "Gd tnks" "

You used too many key presses on your reply.

All my response to that would be is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How’s yous

"

K

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I agree with this post. Totally

Mrs N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a first message that said "I wanna smell ur tight ass"

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Have to agree. Gone downhill on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like guys"

"Hey bro into guys"

"Hey bro looking good want dick"

"Every tried a guy"

"Free now for dick"

"Gloryhole fun, will be discreet"

A few snippets from my morning nessages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over. "

Yes had endless ones like that, topped off with no face pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just had a first message that said "I wanna smell ur tight ass" "

LMAO. Well did he in the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over. "

Who are the common main culprits of these types of messages and content??

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

“Hi babe! You ever meet without your man?”

No, she doesn’t. And her man runs the account. Douchbag.

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By *an JuniperoCouple
over a year ago

North East


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over. "

“Hi, when are you next free?”

Quite a difficult message to reply to especially if you’ve never spoke or only interacted briefly.

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over. "

Lol not many of those for some reason . We must scare them off with our profile ... Did have one a few days ago asking if we fancied meeting, both straight, no pics on profile at all or in the message lol. An out of the blue friends invite from another couple 100's of miles away too , no chance...

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By *tagvixen40Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

We get loads of them, it's pretty much an instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get absolutely livid when unsolicited nonsense comes in. "Youre so sexy, i wanna smash your back doors in" kind. The disgusting messages came as a shock to me, as being a bloke I had never experienced them to that scale before. I had always had the "hi's" etc from "straight" men.

As a couple, the ones that come in that completely ignore me makes me incandescent with rage and I have to react to them! It appears most men can't read a profile or send a (completely unwanted) message with any kind of respect - shocker!! Obviously some messages are actually decent and we're happy to reply, but rough ones get the contempt they deserve.

Mr.

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Blocked for asking if they can string a sentence together. Shocking

I know right! But it’s probably better to get it out the way rather than waste time pinging one word replies back and forth

You can imagine the interaction on a meet. It would be so awkward

Exactly. If you can’t make the effort to make a good first impression, what’s to say you will be any different face to face?

I know this is just me, but I like to get to know the people i could be meeting before we meet. "

If they can't hold a decent convo on text we would struggle on a meet. Love a chat n laugh.

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Yep. It happens op. But it really does work as I highlighter pen over the other people who make more of an effort to engage back with me.

Now imagine getting that as a reply after typing out passwords mentioning something in a profile to show I’ve ready it, asking and talking about lots of other stuff maybe.

Hi as an opening message to break the ice? It might work, depends if they are hot

We send a hi back and then see the reply. Take it from there. But its exhausting some nights

You send a hi back to just a hi? See, that’s appropriate, I think of you out the effort in equal to the effort coming your way, it’s fair. And the small talk now has room to grow.

But a hi, or yes or sure. after a lot of time and thought has obviously been taken, it’s a bit crappy. That just shoots the mood. Where do you go from there?"

We send a hi back to a hi first message to see what they say next. Some people are nervous to start a convo. Others are constantly blocked and we appreciate for some its exhausting getting blocked to every message sent. The 2nd message is the one, it tells a lot.

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Wow your tall

Is that really you

Do you like

Just one single "x"

Even go as far as the rude ones

C**t

Sla**er

T**t

Or ones too who have just looked at pics and not read profile x"

Not just us then. It is hard work.

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Oh god it's horrid isn't it? Like put some effort in

Cam?

Rock hard.

Meet now? "

Instant block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over. "

Lol

Meet now?

Absolutely priceless

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


""Like guys"

"Hey bro into guys"

"Hey bro looking good want dick"

"Every tried a guy"

"Free now for dick"

"Gloryhole fun, will be discreet"

A few snippets from my morning nessages "

You're straight. People really do not read profiles. I bet you are sick of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just received 2 messages from 2 different couples asking me to go and have fun with them right now.

Why would anyone in their right mind think a woman would get up in the middle of the night, drive miles and miles to go and meet random strangers for sex

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over.

Who are the common main culprits of these types of messages and content?? "

Its across the board and includes all people on here.

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Nice tits

Wow

Nice bum

On cam now (at least this has 3 words)

Hello

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"“Hi babe! You ever meet without your man?”

No, she doesn’t. And her man runs the account. Douchbag. "

Absolutelyl. all the time.

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over.

“Hi, when are you next free?”

Quite a difficult message to reply to especially if you’ve never spoke or only interacted briefly. "

We always say. We don't arrange meets but post meet when we are free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one yet!

Hey guys great profile! What are your interests?

It’s all in the description that you have failed to read.

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Best one yet!

Hey guys great profile! What are your interests?

It’s all in the description that you have failed to read. "

Oh this is a classic. One I missed. READ THE PROFILE

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Why are you up so late?

Mind your fucking business!

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Shaz and Steve ,effort shows respect,

Fuck me now shows disrespect,

Seduce us with truth not lies,

You may get the prize,

A lot to give if we feel you tried,

Not just,I want you now open wide,

Take your time,show us who you are,

Will reply no matter how far

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By *onksoozeCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Standard for us. I try to reply to all. Most are grateful for a reply but some are just awful. Had threats recently from a guy. He hadn't read our profile, totally not suitable. He got my standard polite reply, but took great insult to this and cutting a long story short ended with threats to put our pictures public outside this site. Total creep.

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Why are you up so late?

Mind your fucking business! "

Ha. Yes... .love your answer. Ours too

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Standard for us. I try to reply to all. Most are grateful for a reply but some are just awful. Had threats recently from a guy. He hadn't read our profile, totally not suitable. He got my standard polite reply, but took great insult to this and cutting a long story short ended with threats to put our pictures public outside this site. Total creep. "

We've had that before. He was like ive got your ip address im exposing you. I said I've got yours too and I've pin pointed your location so wait for a knock on your door.

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By *iscoman7771000Man
over a year ago

birmingham

So what would you see as being polite

Hello is a general opening

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Meet now? "

Meet Now tops the list for me. We get it at any point during the day.

Like, do they really think we're sitting here naked, engine running, just waiting for a demanding invite?

Dude, I'm cleaning the loo, she's watching a movie, we're cooking, got the kids over, playing chess, reading, making love to each other, carrying out paid employment...

What fantasyland do they live in?

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"So what would you see as being polite

Hello is a general opening "

Hi. Love your pics, trad your profile. Etc. Hi is ok to start but shows little effort. 2nd message is deal breaker

Most of us take time to do profiles to give as much info as we can so people can read it and see our likes, what we are looking for, what we enjoy. 95% of messages have not taken time to read it.

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Meet now?

Meet Now tops the list for me. We get it at any point during the day.

Like, do they really think we're sitting here naked, engine running, just waiting for a demanding invite?

Dude, I'm cleaning the loo, she's watching a movie, we're cooking, got the kids over, playing chess, reading, making love to each other, carrying out paid employment...

What fantasyland do they live in? "

Oh we get it too. Like we are sat here dressed ready to go at anyone's beck and call

Its amazing how many of those we get. The one messenging is proving popping for a loaf of bread from the shop n seeing if they xan have a quick poke on the way ???? we had one once who rocked up late, his phone was going mad. Wed had some fun n He was messaging then said he had to go.....he was in such a rush he left his phone so I read the messages, his partner asking where he was and had he got the loo rolls and baby milk was fuming as he said he was single and we put on our profile that we are not home wreckers. He had to come back next day to get his phone. I had a few choice words

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

If we can read the whole message without opening it the message is instantly deleted.

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"If we can read the whole message without opening it the message is instantly deleted. "

Oh that's a good reply.

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By *he normal oneMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Playing devils advocate here but after repeatedly composing witty well thought out opening messages to people only for the message to be deleted without seemingly having been read or being instantly blocked the person resorts to direct no messing messages to save the effort.

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Playing devils advocate here but after repeatedly composing witty well thought out opening messages to people only for the message to be deleted without seemingly having been read or being instantly blocked the person resorts to direct no messing messages to save the effort.

"

I totally get that. That's why we always respond to a hi and see what the 2nd message says. I know single men have so much stick on here but the majority spoil it for the few genuine people out there.

We do get an equal amount of messages off "couples" so respond the same. You quickly out the single people with fake profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over. "

Not this again.

OP it's a free country you can write what you want in your profile and there is no law that says how people have to respond and then approach you .

If you don't like the approaches your getting there is a couple of very easy ways to stop it .

One take a brake from this place if its getting to you .

Two set your age range to 98 to 99 years old ,then become proactive instead of passive in your search and look though profiles and approach people who tick your boxes . Yes you run the risk of rejection going down this route and I think you can't block people after you're messaged them s. So this route has inherited negatives.

Oh I forgot there is a third option you could just except that as annoying as it is and can be having people approach you is the easiest less hassle free method of getting meets .

Don't take offence to my honest thoughts OP I understand frustration over not getting what you want but at least people are showing a interest in you would you prefer no interest somehow I don't think so .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep. It happens op. But it really does work as I highlighter pen over the other people who make more of an effort to engage back with me.

Now imagine getting that as a reply after typing out passwords mentioning something in a profile to show I’ve ready it, asking and talking about lots of other stuff maybe.

Hi as an opening message to break the ice? It might work, depends if they are hot

We send a hi back and then see the reply. Take it from there. But its exhausting some nights

You send a hi back to just a hi? See, that’s appropriate, I think of you out the effort in equal to the effort coming your way, it’s fair. And the small talk now has room to grow.

But a hi, or yes or sure. after a lot of time and thought has obviously been taken, it’s a bit crappy. That just shoots the mood. Where do you go from there?

We send a hi back to a hi first message to see what they say next. Some people are nervous to start a convo. Others are constantly blocked and we appreciate for some its exhausting getting blocked to every message sent. The 2nd message is the one, it tells a lot. "

I notice the same.

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over.

Not this again.

OP it's a free country you can write what you want in your profile and there is no law that says how people have to respond and then approach you .

If you don't like the approaches your getting there is a couple of very easy ways to stop it .

One take a brake from this place if its getting to you .

Two set your age range to 98 to 99 years old ,then become proactive instead of passive in your search and look though profiles and approach people who tick your boxes . Yes you run the risk of rejection going down this route and I think you can't block people after you're messaged them s. So this route has inherited negatives.

Oh I forgot there is a third option you could just except that as annoying as it is and can be having people approach you is the easiest less hassle free method of getting meets .

Don't take offence to my honest thoughts OP I understand frustration over not getting what you want but at least people are showing a interest in you would you prefer no interest somehow I don't think so ."

No this again suggests an influx of posts on the forums referring to the same subject which I wasn't aware of.

Just posting to strike up a convo with others who are experiencing the same we are.

Its a subject that has obviously struck a cord with you to take the time to send such a long rant.

You're either having no luck with your "hi" messages or you are perplexed how some are getting unwanted messages. I'm guessing your in box is rather dry.

One of my mottos in life is if you don't have anything good to say then it's best to say nothing at all. I'd take this advice.

I'm finding my post quite constructive and helpful. It's a shame there are so many bitter, negative, people on here.

Shaz x

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Think it depends on my mood if I have a spare hour or so I see how many one or two word replied it takes before they get bored and give up.

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By *tarkersandcrutch OP   Couple
over a year ago

TELFORD


"Think it depends on my mood if I have a spare hour or so I see how many one or two word replied it takes before they get bored and give up. "

Ha us too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over.

Not this again.

OP it's a free country you can write what you want in your profile and there is no law that says how people have to respond and then approach you .

If you don't like the approaches your getting there is a couple of very easy ways to stop it .

One take a brake from this place if its getting to you .

Two set your age range to 98 to 99 years old ,then become proactive instead of passive in your search and look though profiles and approach people who tick your boxes . Yes you run the risk of rejection going down this route and I think you can't block people after you're messaged them s. So this route has inherited negatives.

Oh I forgot there is a third option you could just except that as annoying as it is and can be having people approach you is the easiest less hassle free method of getting meets .

Don't take offence to my honest thoughts OP I understand frustration over not getting what you want but at least people are showing a interest in you would you prefer no interest somehow I don't think so .

No this again suggests an influx of posts on the forums referring to the same subject which I wasn't aware of.

Just posting to strike up a convo with others who are experiencing the same we are.

Its a subject that has obviously struck a cord with you to take the time to send such a long rant.

You're either having no luck with your "hi" messages or you are perplexed how some are getting unwanted messages. I'm guessing your in box is rather dry.

One of my mottos in life is if you don't have anything good to say then it's best to say nothing at all. I'd take this advice.

I'm finding my post quite constructive and helpful. It's a shame there are so many bitter, negative, people on here.

Shaz x

"

Nether is true.

I'm not negative your post was negative a moaning woo to me post about how people approach you .

I was just pointing out a few facts which you could do to stop what you was moaning about .

As for my inbox and the number of messages I get. I would not worry about that because I can assure you I don't worry about it in the slightest .

All I did was offer you options to help you with a problem you decided to ask about in the forum. there's no need for you to worry about my inbox because as I said I don't worry or moan about it .

If you ever see me moaning or worrying about my inbox in a forum post please feel free to offer me options in the sane way I offered you because I can assure you I won't take offence to the option your offer me .

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By *lle82Woman
over a year ago

Ashford

Hi guys, fully agree with those commenting on the lack of effort/too expectant messages that are first received on here. I’d like to add another to the list, one of my least faves:

“Can I ask you a question?”

What a waste of a message. And a question. Just ask it, buddy, I won’t make you feel bad even if it’s a super freaky request.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I don't get enough messages to be fed up with the ones that don't read my profile or make any effort.

Half of the messages I do get though are either one word or a demand without even saying hi.

I've had to rewrite my profile due to a lot of women and couples clearly assuming that because I'm aman on here that I don't have options.

I've had all the stupid opening ones including

Phone number now.

Face pic now.

Lose the beard

Play bi because straight men don't have choices.

Then there are the fabtag messages where someone says my profile is so amazing and asks where I have been hiding?

When I thank them and say I have been hiding in plain site I never hear from them again until about 6 months later when they send exactly the same message and in a few cases they send it a third time 6 months after that again.

I call those fabtag because it's almost as if they are saying, tag, you're it, now chase me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having spoken to a few here, the line "Can I tongue punch your fart box" seems to be hauntingly common.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I/we have a single female, male and couples profile.

I'd like to think that we can see most the the spectrum of messages. Those that are involved in the lifestyle tend to have the better profiles. Nice pics, something to read. Those looking for a shag, well their profile is minimal.

This reflects in the messages.

There are some roasters out there.

Meet now....

Can I buy your knickers...

Can I clean up your creampie...

Some classics!

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

Sorry typo.

Just had a how’s you message as I was reading the posts.

Obviously meet arranged!!!!just hope we haven’t run out of things to say as we have now got to know one another so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get enough messages to be fed up with the ones that don't read my profile or make any effort.

Half of the messages I do get though are either one word or a demand without even saying hi.

I've had to rewrite my profile due to a lot of women and couples clearly assuming that because I'm aman on here that I don't have options.

I've had all the stupid opening ones including

Phone number now.

Face pic now.

Lose the beard

Play bi because straight men don't have choices.

Then there are the fabtag messages where someone says my profile is so amazing and asks where I have been hiding?

When I thank them and say I have been hiding in plain site I never hear from them again until about 6 months later when they send exactly the same message and in a few cases they send it a third time 6 months after that again.

I call those fabtag because it's almost as if they are saying, tag, you're it, now chase me!"

Well put fella .

lots of single women and couples on here who think because your a guy on here your hard up for female company and some sort of looser who they feel they can make demands on . I just ignore such people unless they approach me or post in the forum , if they do ether of them things I then comment and boy do they not like that .

But the ones who behave as you have pointed out just make those that don't more attractive, so it's a win for the people who respect guys on here.

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

what are you wearing? as if i spend 24/7 dressed slutty, usualy answer scruffy jeans and tshirt usualy stops further messages.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I don't get too many messages thanks to my filters and I just delete the ones that don't interest me.Do they annoy me no not at all .If they did I would just block all incoming mail.

I don't expect men to write amazing first messages on here as most of them just end up ignored or deleted. And I've written first messages quite a few times and they aren't that easy to write .

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District


"If we can read the whole message without opening it the message is instantly deleted. "

That’s an excellent screening system. We’re going to have to use that!

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Block, delete & move to the next

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By *otwife and Him 69Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"That comment wasn't aimed at just men.

Just wondered if others get as fed up as us or Its just us being miserable.

Shaz xx"

Yes absolutely despite being very clear in our profile

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District


"Not this again.

OP it's a free country you can write what you want in your profile and there is no law that says how people have to respond and then approach you .

If you don't like the approaches your getting there is a couple of very easy ways to stop it .

One take a brake from this place if its getting to you .

Two set your age range to 98 to 99 years old ,then become proactive instead of passive in your search and look though profiles and approach people who tick your boxes . Yes you run the risk of rejection going down this route and I think you can't block people after you're messaged them s. So this route has inherited negatives.

Oh I forgot there is a third option you could just except that as annoying as it is and can be having people approach you is the easiest less hassle free method of getting meets .

Don't take offence to my honest thoughts OP I understand frustration over not getting what you want but at least people are showing a interest in you would you prefer no interest somehow I don't think so ."

Or - and perhaps this is a bit of a revolutionary thought - the people writing these lazy messages could, perhaps, make more of an effort? Fab is definitely a buyers market so to speak, so if someone doesn’t make the effort in a message how can we expect them to make an effort in bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not this again.

OP it's a free country you can write what you want in your profile and there is no law that says how people have to respond and then approach you .

If you don't like the approaches your getting there is a couple of very easy ways to stop it .

One take a brake from this place if its getting to you .

Two set your age range to 98 to 99 years old ,then become proactive instead of passive in your search and look though profiles and approach people who tick your boxes . Yes you run the risk of rejection going down this route and I think you can't block people after you're messaged them s. So this route has inherited negatives.

Oh I forgot there is a third option you could just except that as annoying as it is and can be having people approach you is the easiest less hassle free method of getting meets .

Don't take offence to my honest thoughts OP I understand frustration over not getting what you want but at least people are showing a interest in you would you prefer no interest somehow I don't think so .

Or - and perhaps this is a bit of a revolutionary thought - the people writing these lazy messages could, perhaps, make more of an effort? Fab is definitely a buyers market so to speak, so if someone doesn’t make the effort in a message how can we expect them to make an effort in bed? "

Oh dear you could equally make the case that the op is lazy wants it gift wrapped on a plate .as they are demanding a interesting opening message and all they have done to get this interesting opening message is flash a few nice pictures of there bits and bobs .

Should we assume they are lazy in bed to because that's a they have done to attract some interest ...?

Your argument is flawed in my opinion due to the reasons I've stated above .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages like “?”

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

I hate........

No

Not my type

Not happening

Fuck off weirdo

I mean not very creative is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It drives me nuts if I had. a pound for every time I get sent Nice cock or I'd love to suck it I'd like rich .

Blank profiles what's the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate........

No

Not my type

Not happening

Fuck off weirdo

I mean not very creative is it "

Brilliant I nearly spat out my fruit tea reading this

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I hate........

No

Not my type

Not happening

Fuck off weirdo

I mean not very creative is it

Brilliant I nearly spat out my fruit tea reading this "

Fruit tea? It's only Yorkshire tea in this house

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Hi guys, fully agree with those commenting on the lack of effort/too expectant messages that are first received on here. I’d like to add another to the list, one of my least faves:

“Can I ask you a question?”

What a waste of a message. And a question. Just ask it, buddy, I won’t make you feel bad even if it’s a super freaky request. "

That gets our standard reply of

"You just have, all the best."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messages like “?”"

I see that as the person in question saying look at my profile if you like what you see message back if not block me and move on .

I've had the same message from the odd woman in my time on sites like this and what I've written above is what I did .

I didn't get on my high horse and think fucking cheek lazy cow is taking the piss I bet she's lazy in bed to nor did a write a forum post about lazy women or couples over it .

But hay ho we all deal with lifes very very minor challenges in different ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate........

No

Not my type

Not happening

Fuck off weirdo

I mean not very creative is it

Brilliant I nearly spat out my fruit tea reading this

Fruit tea? It's only Yorkshire tea in this house"

fruit due to health reasons sadly I limit myself to 2 black coffees a day to .

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"That comment wasn't aimed at just men.

Just wondered if others get as fed up as us or Its just us being miserable."

It's not you being miserable....it gets disheartening putting in the effort only to find that most others don't.

It's certainly not just single guys - couples are worse. I think 7/10 messages from single guys are one word or one line statements or banal questions. Over 9/10 from couples are though....single words, closed questions, statements. Nothing to build a conversation on.

(Bry)

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Messages like “?”

I see that as the person in question saying look at my profile if you like what you see message back if not block me and move on .

I've had the same message from the odd woman in my time on sites like this and what I've written above is what I did .

I didn't get on my high horse and think fucking cheek lazy cow is taking the piss I bet she's lazy in bed to nor did a write a forum post about lazy women or couples over it .

But hay ho we all deal with lifes very very minor challenges in different ways "

We have never complained about the word opening message we have always said it is what follows that is important. Without doubt the worst offenders are single females for basically sending one word messages. Guys tend to keep asking questions, one after another often repeating themselves like they have some form of amnesia. Couples are a mixed bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messages like “?”

I see that as the person in question saying look at my profile if you like what you see message back if not block me and move on .

I've had the same message from the odd woman in my time on sites like this and what I've written above is what I did .

I didn't get on my high horse and think fucking cheek lazy cow is taking the piss I bet she's lazy in bed to nor did a write a forum post about lazy women or couples over it .

But hay ho we all deal with lifes very very minor challenges in different ways

We have never complained about the word opening message we have always said it is what follows that is important. Without doubt the worst offenders are single females for basically sending one word messages. Guys tend to keep asking questions, one after another often repeating themselves like they have some form of amnesia. Couples are a mixed bag."

Thanks for this post as it basically says it's a mixed bag. which is what I would have assumed despite all the kicking of men that seems to be a past time on these sites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messages like “?”

I see that as the person in question saying look at my profile if you like what you see message back if not block me and move on .

I've had the same message from the odd woman in my time on sites like this and what I've written above is what I did .

I didn't get on my high horse and think fucking cheek lazy cow is taking the piss I bet she's lazy in bed to nor did a write a forum post about lazy women or couples over it .

But hay ho we all deal with lifes very very minor challenges in different ways

We have never complained about the word opening message we have always said it is what follows that is important. Without doubt the worst offenders are single females for basically sending one word messages. Guys tend to keep asking questions, one after another often repeating themselves like they have some form of amnesia. Couples are a mixed bag."

very well observed and shareing with us.

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By *athyperkinsCouple
over a year ago

lifton

Today we've had "hey" "hi" and "you looked"

Not even how are you, are you having a good weekend. T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always try and reference something in the profile and ask at least one open question

Makes very little difference as most I send(albeit rarely) go unread...why is there no facepalm emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always try and reference something in the profile and ask at least one open question

Makes very little difference as most I send(albeit rarely) go unread...why is there no facepalm emoji"

Try this fella message title take a look at this . Your going to be surprised at how many of your messages are going to get opened with that title .

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple
over a year ago

Scarborogh

The one lines from SM’s just get deleted.

The one’s that get my goat, are couple when they wink and you send a reasonable response and they come back with one line, then you reply with effort and they reply again with one line. Arrrrr end of conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I make a suggestion when we put a picture of the male half as the profile pic, most of those kinds of message stopped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one lines from SM’s just get deleted.

The one’s that get my goat, are couple when they wink and you send a reasonable response and they come back with one line, then you reply with effort and they reply again with one line. Arrrrr end of conversation "

Very rife

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By *hatty GuyMan
over a year ago

The Borough of St Peter

I always try to make conversation, ask a question or comment on something on the profile. Still gets deleted straight away lol

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Can I make a suggestion when we put a picture of the male half as the profile pic, most of those kinds of message stopped. "

It's just clicked why we don't get any messages any more! Thought we'd simply blocked all the single guys within fifty miles, but maybe it's because of my ugly mug in the profile pic.

(Bry)

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By *hatty GuyMan
over a year ago

The Borough of St Peter

Now there's a beard you could lose a badger in!

I've seen Langtoft on the signs, but I don't think I've ever been

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

My opening messages are award winning works of comic genius. If you would like to receive a personalised opening message from me, sinply send a wink then sit down and wait to be amazed...

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Does anyone else get the..... are you just a bit / being shy... when you don't instantly reply? I'm far from shy pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay then how would you like to be addressed when someone sends you the first message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay then how would you like to be addressed when someone sends you the first message? "

Show me a picture of your cock as ot allows me to block straight away , really does save me a lot of time

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Okay then how would you like to be addressed when someone sends you the first message? "

I'd just like them to have read my profile and to be what I'm looking for. That'd be a start x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"My opening messages are award winning works of comic genius. If you would like to receive a personalised opening message from me, sinply send a wink then sit down and wait to be amazed... "

Still waiting

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"My opening messages are award winning works of comic genius. If you would like to receive a personalised opening message from me, sinply send a wink then sit down and wait to be amazed...

Still waiting

"

Everything gets proof read by my legal team. We apologise for the wait. They are tying themselves in knots over the correct rendering of a japanese proverb regarding rimming etiquette at present

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By *arriet_pendletonTV/TS
over a year ago

preston

"Meet now?" "Come over now" are my personal favourites, 99% I look like a dude, it takes me hours to look fabulous I'm not sat constantly en femme. Also guys who are "straight" and only looking for single women messaging me.

I actually state this on my profile and I still get these messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay then how would you like to be addressed when someone sends you the first message?

I'd just like them to have read my profile and to be what I'm looking for. That'd be a start x"

Read your profile

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Have just checked my messages and 7 within 58 mins from the same guy.

1. Hiya

2.love the boots

3.im horny.

4. Stunning

5. Free now

6. Meet now

7. Why u no reply.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Have just checked my messages and 7 within 58 mins from the same guy.

1. Hiya

2.love the boots

3.im horny.

4. Stunning

5. Free now

6. Meet now

7. Why u no reply. "

No 8 will be.... are you shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have just checked my messages and 7 within 58 mins from the same guy.

1. Hiya

2.love the boots

3.im horny.

4. Stunning

5. Free now

6. Meet now

7. Why u no reply.

No 8 will be.... are you shy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have just checked my messages and 7 within 58 mins from the same guy.

1. Hiya

2.love the boots

3.im horny.

4. Stunning

5. Free now

6. Meet now

7. Why u no reply.

No 8 will be.... are you shy "

Apologies about that

(For the record it wasn’t me!)

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Explaining in detail what rhey would do in a meet without so much as a hi first.

An obviously copy and pasted message from a man.

A couples profile messaging but its clearly only one person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't wind us up so much now. If we get them then we block them and delete them. We're not interested when we get them and we won't be interested in the messages later so we aren't going to give the senders the time of day. On PC we check also block sender and hit delete and go to next message.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I get a constant of comedy gold sent to me. The latest was a single woman of 60 introducing herself asking if I want the privilege of getting her pregnant

I told the guy to maybe better think out the age he uses to pretend he is a woman while wanking to profiles / messages on here . I got blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get a constant of comedy gold sent to me. The latest was a single woman of 60 introducing herself asking if I want the privilege of getting her pregnant

I told the guy to maybe better think out the age he uses to pretend he is a woman while wanking to profiles / messages on here . I got blocked "

Lol

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By *lle82Woman
over a year ago

Ashford

I just got one and the entirety of it was:

h r u?

Thought this forum would appreciate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just had a first message that said "I wanna smell ur tight ass" "

We had one similar

If you have a chunky arse I will sniff it, it was from a Liverpool couple

Made us feel sick

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By *ubcup2Couple
over a year ago

London


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over. "

Couldn't agree more.

Even when we state on our profile that we won't respond to one line messages they still get upset

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Us single guys get them aswell lo

I got as a 1st message "she like Moet, cocktails & fine dining at Shaka Zulu in London. Book a luxury hotel and fuck her" like wtf you think I'm a Sugar daddy or something? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us single guys get them aswell lo

I got as a 1st message "she like Moet, cocktails & fine dining at Shaka Zulu in London. Book a luxury hotel and fuck her" like wtf you think I'm a Sugar daddy or something? Hahaha "

unrealistic demands. Many fools fall for it all.

Nice to share with whom appreciates the levels,without a huge bossy demand list.

Fuck rite off,and dont ever come back ,all of their kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just had a first message that said "I wanna smell ur tight ass"

We had one similar

If you have a chunky arse I will sniff it, it was from a Liverpool couple

Made us feel sick "

Yuk pheeeeew. More like a fella wrote that to get a reaction!

Or had deep deep perversions. For smells.

Wrong in m the head tbh.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Us single guys get them aswell lo

I got as a 1st message "she like Moet, cocktails & fine dining at Shaka Zulu in London. Book a luxury hotel and fuck her" like wtf you think I'm a Sugar daddy or something? Hahaha

unrealistic demands. Many fools fall for it all.

Nice to share with whom appreciates the levels,without a huge bossy demand list.

Fuck rite off,and dont ever come back ,all of their kind.

"

I was left gobsmacked haha

Like does this approach actually work? Just deleted didn't have the energy to bother with a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us single guys get them aswell lo

I got as a 1st message "she like Moet, cocktails & fine dining at Shaka Zulu in London. Book a luxury hotel and fuck her" like wtf you think I'm a Sugar daddy or something? Hahaha

unrealistic demands. Many fools fall for it all.

Nice to share with whom appreciates the levels,without a huge bossy demand list.

Fuck rite off,and dont ever come back ,all of their kind.

I was left gobsmacked haha

Like does this approach actually work? Just deleted didn't have the energy to bother with a reply "

People will do whatever it takes,if you only allow them

Its a real piss take culture.

Be safe fella.

Mugs come is all guises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over. "

I respond. Politely, occasionally sarcastically and then block

Sorted

Missy x

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Does anyone else get the..... are you just a bit / being shy... when you don't instantly reply? I'm far from shy pal "

No. We get the annoying '?????'

Like we have nothing better to do than reply to their rubbish message!!

Char

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

Theres a guy over here, he has had numerous accounts, always starts off with "can i ask you a question"? "how would you feel about having a catfight, now hear me out" ffs

i think every couple and female has gotten it!!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over. "

What kind of interesting first messages do you send?

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By *urvy123babeWoman
over a year ago

cambridge

I just got one a minute ago that just said “nice rack”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, I've been wondering if I should go for the straight to the point approach lately, think i'm a bit overly polite and probably come across as boring haha

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By *uy4swingingMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Meet now..

Hi...

Hiya..

Hey....

Im horny..

Fancy it now....

Are you OK??

Wuup...

Whos on??

Kik? Wattsapp?.

Come on cam.

God I could go on and on and on does anyone else open these messages and think ffs here we go again! esp after putting specific details in our profile. I dont know if we are just miserable or too harsh but so fkn fed up of crap messages. Then when you don't reply they send another message asking if they've upset us. Comical.

Rant over. "

It is childish and immature. I wonder how many are underage kids having a laugh. Or just stupid adults who have no social skills.

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By *ower Couple - NorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Watton

We find the opposite. We spend time writing a message, having read the profile and enjoyed the pics/vids. Then after all our effort we don’t get a reply, not even a polite no

We appreciate that women are inundated but given we have clearly put effort into our approach, it feels like bad manners not to reply

We would say that there are some polite ladies out there as well, although sadly they are in the minority

Manners make the the man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got one a minute ago that just said “nice rack” "

That’s true though!!!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We find the opposite. We spend time writing a message, having read the profile and enjoyed the pics/vids. Then after all our effort we don’t get a reply, not even a polite no

We appreciate that women are inundated but given we have clearly put effort into our approach, it feels like bad manners not to reply

We would say that there are some polite ladies out there as well, although sadly they are in the minority

Manners make the the man"

Oh even couples don't get a reply after putting effort in sending the first message? Cool then I am good. Feeling much better now knowing that I am not the only one facing the same. Haha. Another one is reading a long description, thinking about your approach you realize you are not allowed to send text because her/their starting age range is one year more than you..

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’ve lost count of the times I diligently read a profile compose an appropriate message and still get deleted ignored!! But that’s the beauty of fab and when you do get a reply it’s worth all the rejection xx

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