FabSwingers.com forum: Rude Place Names

By *aucy Sexy Scenarios OP Couple
over a year ago

England

Hi everyone. We don't think it's any secret to those who know us, that we like taking photos with an amusing element to them. So we're hoping to take a few over the summer, incorporating a road sign of a rude Place name.

We'd appreciate any ideas of places to try. Preferably within an hours drive of West Midlands.

Thanks in advance

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By *onksoozeCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

There's a place near stevenage called titmore Green. Monk

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By *onnyadtMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

There's a road near my workplace in Rowley Regis called Bell End

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little further afield but there’s Cockermouth in Cumbria should you fancie a trip to the Lakes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nether Wallop in Hampshire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a place in Co Donegal, Ireland called Muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey pot lane Grantham

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

Anyone who spent a bit of time in Germany will know of "Wank" and Wankum".

in haydock there is a Slag Lane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a place in Co Donegal, Ireland called Muff"

There’s also a scuba diving club there called ‘Muff diving Club’ ….. can check it online

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Place near farnworth called knob end

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There's a Beaver Close in Wolverhampton and a Jeffcock Road (probably funnier if your name is Jeff). A Google search has also found a Gloryhole in Bilston, which seems to be an area rather than a road. Not sure exactly where it is though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a Wham Bottom Lane in Rochdale.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Lickey End, Birmingham

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By *attz37Man
over a year ago

NORWICH

Slutsholelane in norfolk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a Fanny Hands Lane in Ludford, Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowhere near you, but just outside Fraserburgh is a little place called "Gash". The sign used to say "The Gash".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place near me called The Dicker. This is next to two smaller places called Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker.

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

Further afield, but who doesn't like the opportunity to explore the fabled Westward Ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Further afield, but who doesn't like the opportunity to explore the fabled Westward Ho!"

Even further afield there’s a place called Clit, abroad somewhere…not sure where though….

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

"Further afield, but who doesn't like the opportunity to explore the fabled Westward Ho!

Even further afield there’s a place called Clit, abroad somewhere…not sure where though…."

For some people it'll be hard to find.

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By *ARKblondeCouple
over a year ago

london

I've got a pic outside 'the knockin shop'...Knockin, North Shropshire

, and its also lovely to get on Lord Herefords Knob a bit further south

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By *rSteve6Man
over a year ago

Bolton and Pattaya,Thailand

WANKHEDE keeps appearing in the IPL cricket games

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Fucking a vilage in Austria

Let's go to Fucking

Welcome to Fucking

I love Fucking

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

There's a place in mid Wales called Three Cocks...

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By *ountry PeaksCouple
over a year ago

In The Surrey Hills

Titty Hill and Cocking, both in W Sussex

Orr’s meadow in Hampshire

Jack’s bush in Wiltshire

Another in W Sussex is Greatham and Rackham, not singularly, but on a sign together…

GREATham

RACKham

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

Don't think there is a Cunt Bollocks Lane but if there was, it would be rude and funny

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By *tickler2000Man
over a year ago

St Agnes

Place in Cornwall called Cocks

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

"Titty Hill and Cocking, both in W Sussex

Orr’s meadow in Hampshire

Jack’s bush in Wiltshire

Another in W Sussex is Greatham and Rackham, not singularly, but on a sign together…

GREATham

RACKham

Ingenious

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Shitterton in Dorset. It was downstream and the river was an open sewer.

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

"Fucking a vilage in Austria

Let's go to Fucking

Welcome to Fucking

I love Fucking

They actually changed the name of the village to Fugging, because they were sick of people stealing the signs, taking selfies, etc, etc

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexledsom/2020/11/27/austrian-village-changes-name-to-fugging-after-centuries-of-derision/amp/

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

Many coastal towns like Portsmouth have a Hard.

An old naval tradition.

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

The council of a new housing estate was asking for names to be put forward as Road & street names.

The builders tendered Anne Summers Drive & it was passed.

Now many more can enter Anne.

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By *onnyadtMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Holidaying on the Hague and went to Wassenaa arse slag beach a few times.

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By *x-Andy-xxMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

My sister lives in a area of Plymouth called Pennycomequick

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"There is a place in Co Donegal, Ireland called Muff

There’s also a scuba diving club there called ‘Muff diving Club’ ….. can check it online

There's a place called beaver liquors in beaver creek... Although a tad further than West mids.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Little further afield but there’s Cockermouth in Cumbria should you fancie a trip to the Lakes x"

would love to see them attempt this using sign language

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south

Cockshot lane nr petersfield

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Pishill near henley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three Cocks Lane in Gloucester

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By *imsMan
over a year ago

Hedon

In east Yorkshire a village called RIMSWELL

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"In east Yorkshire a village called RIMSWELL"

There's a fanny street in Cardiff... Its always wet there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a Fanny Hands Lane in Ludford, Lincolnshire "
funny I remember it well used to stop there on way to Saltfleet was a farm that made ice-cream used to fill metal flask to take with us. I have a cumwell lanne near me

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By *mperfectwomanWoman
over a year ago

Near Morley

“My Fucking Restaurant” in Barcelona.

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By *lick9Man
over a year ago

Stockport

There is a little hamlet just above Heptonstall in Hebden Bridge and it has a two signs at either end. The place is called slack and one sign says "slack top" and the other is , you have guessed "slack bottom "

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By *hilm2011Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Theres a mountain in USA called Gobblers Knob

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

should come upto west yorksvisit the villages of upperthong lowerthong and nethertong near holmefirth plus of course nearby penistone

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Fucking a vilage in Austria

Let's go to Fucking

Welcome to Fucking

I love Fucking

They actually changed the name of the village to Fugging, because they were sick of people stealing the signs, taking selfies, etc, etc

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexledsom/2020/11/27/austrian-village-changes-name-to-fugging-after-centuries-of-derision/amp/"

Fucking fugging village now

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By *arklong88Man
over a year ago

Portslade /porthmadog

Fulking near Brighton?

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

We have a map specifically of such things. If you google marvellous maps, the, "Marvellous Map of Great British Place Names", has loads, like Cocking, Slap Bottom, Cock Bridge, Little Cockup etc.

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By *eanne VegasTV/TS
over a year ago

tameside

There's a pub near Colne Lancashire call the cock well inn.

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By *xxLandNxxxCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Bell end in rowley reigis

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Shaftmore Lane in brum

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Shaftmore Lane in brum"

Not forgetting poundwell near Hatfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandy Balls,

Its a very nice family holiday park outside of Fordingbridge on the edge of the new forest

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Sorry, I'm not near your location but there's a village in Kent called Basted, and there's a road leading south out of Reigate called Cockshot Hill.

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By *uit steveMan
over a year ago

Wolves / Travelling

There’s also a Manlove street just off it as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live on Dirty Motherfucker Avenue

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"should come upto west yorksvisit the villages of upperthong lowerthong and nethertong near holmefirth plus of course nearby penistone "

Never heard of lowerthong, now there is a thongsbridge.

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By *aucy Sexy Scenarios OP Couple
over a year ago

England

Wow! Thanks for all the replies everyone!

We weren't expecting this many.. We'll read through them later and see which ones we can do.

We'll upload suitable images to our profile when we take them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock Bridge in The Cairngorms

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Muff co donegal, they even have a muff diving club there I'm not messing

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

There's a Bitchfield in Lincolnshire.

Penistone in Derbyshire.

In France there's a town called Condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat....Shetland Islands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a place in Co Donegal, Ireland called Muff

There’s also a scuba diving club there called ‘Muff diving Club’ ….. can check it online

I heard about this on the radio. It tickled me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Near me there is a "jackass lane" or "gatton bottom". Not that funny but I'm easily amused lol

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

We drove through a place in north Spain, called Cuntis.

We expected to see some Brazilians.

Gbat

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes

Cock lane in high Wycombe Buckinghamshire

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By *onnyadtMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Made me giggle when I saw this whilst out on the canal, 'black cock bridge' in Walsall.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"There's a Bitchfield in Lincolnshire.

Penistone in Derbyshire.

In France there's a town called Condom

Penis tone South Yorkshire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge lane in Upton upon Severn

Theres a bell end in Upton aswell

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By *unnesscoupleMan
over a year ago

Inverness

There's a Twatt in Orkney - but that's probably been said already

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

There’s Pratt’s Bottom near Bromley, a Thong in Kent and Upper and Lower Dicker have been mentioned.

There’s also Wannock. This sounds fine except at the big junction nearby there some cleverdick decided to squeeze the abbreviated road name onto the tarmac of the sliproad for it’s turn-off. Yep, you may have guessed! The big white lettering on the road reads ‘Wan’k’!

They must have been d*unk or having a bloody laugh when they wrote that one!

There’s good old Cockfosters and, near Cambridge, Shingay-Cum-Wendy!

(Dirty Shingay! Good Wendy! lol!)

Near Brighton there’s Pease Pottage whicb locals call ‘Piss Pot’ for short!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Go to Austria and visit Fucking and Wanking.

Then the Orkneys and Shetland to check our Twatt.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

WetWang

Bell end

Condom

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By *aucy Sexy Scenarios OP Couple
over a year ago

England

Some of these are fantastic. We may even need to take some pictures when abroad! Lol

The picture which caused the forum post has now been uploaded to our profile. It shows a little more about what we're hoping to achieve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live near Slack Bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We bear a road called slag lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Further afield, but who doesn't like the opportunity to explore the fabled Westward Ho!

Even further afield there’s a place called Clit, abroad somewhere…not sure where though….

For some people it'll be hard to find."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a place but Malvern has both Cockshot road & Hornyold road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six Mile Bottom in Cambridgeshire just south of Newmarket

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

brown willy on bodmin moor, quite often pass a sign for Willeymoor on the A41

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bell end bellbroughton Worcestershire Road name

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