FabSwingers.com forum: Worst or funniest put downs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you have said no thank you what is the worst or funniest put down they have come back with.

I said no thank you to a guy last night as I am not meeting at the moment and he came back with.

Why have you got a stinky fanny I just laughed and blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently asked a chap to repeat what he said in his introduction because he'd typed it on his phone and it was gobbledygook.

His reply: "You're a snotty c**t and a fat tramp".

I'm sure he gets on like a house on fire with the ladies.

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By *_midland_cpl_xCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

we have had the (message asking for a meet) we decline and then get back

well looking again im far to good for you anyway

lol

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

It wasn't us, but we were in a club (better not name it in case those concerned realise it was them) and we saw a young couple looking into a playroom window. We went to have a look and saw the room was empty. Just as we were about to go somewhere else, the man asked the girl if she'd like to go in the room and she replied sharply "I didn't come here to shag you, I can do that any night of the week!" and walked off leaving him looking miserable. We thought she was being a real bitch but found it funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was injured in the forces and now have a prosthetic below knee left leg. A couple I once contacted informed me that "freaks should be in the circus"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I was injured in the forces and now have a prosthetic below knee left leg. A couple I once contacted informed me that "freaks should be in the circus""

a right charming pair of fuckwits..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really, thats shocking ! hate to think we could meet somebody like that and have no idea !

Did it upset you ?

"I was injured in the forces and now have a prosthetic below knee left leg. A couple I once contacted informed me that "freaks should be in the circus""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is cruel

For me I would find it a turn on....and would get more out of the meet because of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was injured in the forces and now have a prosthetic below knee left leg. A couple I once contacted informed me that "freaks should be in the circus""

what a set of gobshites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was injured in the forces and now have a prosthetic below knee left leg. A couple I once contacted informed me that "freaks should be in the circus""

Appalling. Hope you reported them.

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By *er himWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Hate people like that and would never meet anyone so heartless, the greatesrt fun is that created by the mind not just a supermodel/hunk.

Please be reassure if we were looking for a single guy and you were close we would definately chat and see if we all had erotic mindset. a disabilty is nothing....just who out there is perfect!!!!

Any way we could nick you false leg ...then you would be all ours

and couldnt run off

just light humour and as a uniformed guy you would we know have that sort of humour too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It did at first as I was new to the site, but once I got a few contacts and meets from genuine people I realised they were a minority.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate people like that and would never meet anyone so heartless, the greatesrt fun is that created by the mind not just a supermodel/hunk.

Please be reassure if we were looking for a single guy and you were close we would definately chat and see if we all had erotic mindset. a disabilty is nothing....just who out there is perfect!!!!

Any way we could nick you false leg ...then you would be all ours

and couldnt run off

just light humour and as a uniformed guy you would we know have that sort of humour too

I promise if I met you I wouldnt be tring to run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After to chatting to a couple for a while and getting on really well I told them I had been diagnosed with MS cos I wanted to be upfront and honest. The only problem I have is a weaknesd in my left leg. Everything else works perfectly well, just some positions affect my thrusting power.

Got to told I shouldnt be on the site looking to meet 'normal' people.

I was gutted. Then I realised my disability might be physical but they have a major mental disability.

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By *er himWoman
over a year ago

Essex

look on the bright side, at least it give more room for two to be down there enjoying a nice cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those people will always exist, learn to move forward. Their are plenty of genuine couples with honest feelings. Its their loss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreed pal. I now have a wonderful fb who seems happy with my ability. Plus it hasnt affected my lips and tongue lol.

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By *er himWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Those people will always exist, learn to move forward. Their are plenty of genuine couples with honest feelings. Its their loss."

Ops meant more room for two was to you Mr sensitive, is this your sort of humour guess so as two uniformed guys

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Never ceases to amaze me how closed minded some people in a so called 'open minded' world like fab can be.

Before anyone gets on my case, i am not talking about reporting and blocking fuckwits, i am talking about comments like the ones reported by the posters above .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those people will always exist, learn to move forward. Their are plenty of genuine couples with honest feelings. Its their loss.

Ops meant more room for two was to you Mr sensitive, is this your sort of humour guess so as two uniformed guys"

Its ok, I know you meant him lol.

Onwards and upwards. There is room for everyone in this lifestyle. Some people are just pig ignorant. Its them with the problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had it where a guy has been mailing for awhile and when i said i would meet due to he was my type and that i dont think it would be a good meet and a very nice number of no thank you. he came back with well your lose fat cow i can do better lol

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By *er himWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Those people will always exist, learn to move forward. Their are plenty of genuine couples with honest feelings. Its their loss.

Ops meant more room for two was to you Mr sensitive, is this your sort of humour guess so as two uniformed guys

Its ok, I know you meant him lol.

Onwards and upwards. There is room for everyone in this lifestyle. Some people are just pig ignorant. Its them with the problems."

Rest assured it certainly wouldnt stop us meeting, we a chatting to a wheelchair couple and love to meet them, they sound a real fun couple, the largest part of a fun meet is how you all get on and the play fun...the final penetrative sex is just that. Really looking forward to meet up with them as soon as they have free time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was injured in the forces and now have a prosthetic below knee left leg. A couple I once contacted informed me that "freaks should be in the circus""

u should have asked if they had escaped ..........

there are some very small minded people out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know, the leg always stays on. Its amazing what it does for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men see women as sex objects. Sometimes I feel ashamed to be male.

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

...... back to the thread title - I was once told after politely declining that

''they wouldn't have wanted to come to mine to play as 'I looked a little like someone they once didnt like''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love the young ones who mail me

ive had a few when i have said, thanks for the offer but your to young for me

they have replied with comments like, yeah someoen your age couldnt keep up with me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i also had a guy reply to my no thanks by telling me i was nothing but a two bit used whore and i only use such sites because i couldnt get a shag in real life

i mailed him back saying

yeah but this two bit used whore who couldnt pull a tooth out a dead donkeys head has just turned YOU down...so what does that make you?

he replied with

BITCH

and blocked me

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By *er himWoman
over a year ago

Essex

nice one good for you...might just have to remember that one

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"I was injured in the forces and now have a prosthetic below knee left leg. A couple I once contacted informed me that "freaks should be in the circus""

hope you told them there was a spare cage for them - ignorant animals belong in one,

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"i also had a guy reply to my no thanks by telling me i was nothing but a two bit used whore and i only use such sites because i couldnt get a shag in real life

i mailed him back saying

yeah but this two bit used whore who couldnt pull a tooth out a dead donkeys head has just turned YOU down...so what does that make you?

he replied with

BITCH

and blocked me

pmsl..

touche..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"i love the young ones who mail me

ive had a few when i have said, thanks for the offer but your to young for me

they have replied with comments like, yeah someoen your age couldnt keep up with me anyway

we have had 18 to early 20's saying they will 'come and sort her out' for me..

does make us chuckle..

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By *_midland_cpl_xCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Sonia has a singles profile as she wants to play more with women without me been there she said no in a nice way to someone today and the reply was

(Go fuck your self then and catch aids you hoax)

now she quickly reported him and blocked him but we have since found out hes still able to log in and use the site even after been reported

how wrong is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love the young ones who mail me

ive had a few when i have said, thanks for the offer but your to young for me

they have replied with comments like, yeah someoen your age couldnt keep up with me anyway

we have had 18 to early 20's saying they will 'come and sort her out' for me..

does make us chuckle.."

I love the ones who say they love older women as girls their age are crap in bed

I just think its a shit selling point for them lol

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By *oofyCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

I had a couple who said my wife was far too skinny for them to have fun with, and I had a patheticly small dick which wasnt as big as their Yorkshire Terriers!!

Incidently they are still on site and advertising!!

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By * starr -Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

the nerve of some people eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah after all at 37 you shouldnt be having sex it might give you a heart attack LOL
"i love the young ones who mail me

ive had a few when i have said, thanks for the offer but your to young for me

they have replied with comments like, yeah someoen your age couldnt keep up with me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i live in hope one day i'll find someone that good lol

"Yeah after all at 37 you shouldnt be having sex it might give you a heart attack LOL

i love the young ones who mail me

ive had a few when i have said, thanks for the offer but your to young for me

they have replied with comments like, yeah someoen your age couldnt keep up with me anyway

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

The age thing amuses me, a younger couple I was chatting with saying that they will not meet me because I would not be able to keep up !

When i told them that I was sure that wouldnt be an issue I was told that they didnt want to be responsible for my heart attack.

Oddly it said they wanted to meet guys up to 99 on their profile.

I gave in after that, clearly I cant cope with their logic, so coping with their sex ..... well.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was injured in the forces and now have a prosthetic below knee left leg. A couple I once contacted informed me that "freaks should be in the circus""

I know a royal marine who lost a leg and an arm and gets fuck because of it but then how many woman can say they have fucked a black man with one are and one leg. Well over 100 and rising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was injured in the forces and now have a prosthetic below knee left leg. A couple I once contacted informed me that "freaks should be in the circus"

I know a royal marine who lost a leg and an arm and gets fuck because of it but then how many woman can say they have fucked a black man with one are and one leg. Well over 100 and rising"
. My mate was hurt too and he has loads now because of his injury ladies luge the hero thing. So if your ever up this way lol fancy being my hero xxxxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive got my filters set now but i used to love the really young ones that would say they would give me the time of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I never knew there was so many shallow fucks on here

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

We politely declined a meet from a 38 yr old single male.....

Shame he said......I quite fancied some granny sex...

Charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We politely declined a meet from a 38 yr old single male.....

Shame he said......I quite fancied some granny sex...

Charmer

no way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once was talking to a man who was clearly upset that I didnt want to know, he asked me 'why dont you block me' my reply 'wheres the fun in that', retorting that he was obviously very lonely. I commented that his wife clearly was proud to have such a man in her life, and he said he was a widow and his wife had died, my parting words....LUCKY COW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i also had a guy reply to my no thanks by telling me i was nothing but a two bit used whore and i only use such sites because i couldnt get a shag in real life

i mailed him back saying

yeah but this two bit used whore who couldnt pull a tooth out a dead donkeys head has just turned YOU down...so what does that make you?

he replied with

BITCH

and blocked me

LOVE IT!!!!

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

My mate once nicely asked a girl to dance and she bluntly said no, to which he calmly replied.

"well it was either that or go for a shit" before walking away leaving her with a face like thunder...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one other day, saying he was free that night when I said no thanks got reply thank god and blocked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a 'couple' say they were visiting this part of the country and would I meet with them. Had to say sorry you're too young.

I was called a skinny c**t, told to go get a hamburger as my body looked like it craved some, and I would never be able to keep up with her hubby anyway!

I had turned from a sex goddess to a skinny c**t in the space of three mails.

But if I'd said yes they would have still shagged me..... Gotta larf haven't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once had a cpl mail me as they were looking for a single guy not too far , so i responded and after cpl of mails sent a face pic and got a reply i was too ugly?

ok i said no probs im def no george clooney , but then got another mail saying sorry but i was way too ugly!!

so i responded and asked if they were good looking and who had told them so?

REPLY??

we both know we are good looking and tell each other often!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I once was talking to a man who was clearly upset that I didnt want to know, he asked me 'why dont you block me' my reply 'wheres the fun in that', retorting that he was obviously very lonely. I commented that his wife clearly was proud to have such a man in her life, and he said he was a widow and his wife had died, my parting words....LUCKY COW!"

What did he say so bad that you felt the need to say that?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

If you get a nasty put down just reply with ' thanks but i already have one ass hole in my pants so don't need another!'

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Well I never knew there was so many shallow fucks on here

They may be shallow but they're not getting any fucks - thats why they're so bitter!

After all, if fat/skinny/old munters like us are at it like jack rabbits and all they get is no thanks let them throw their toys out the pram!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got told a couple of weeks ago "Well we don't meet bi guys or smokers" - after I'd replied to an initial message asking for a meet with a "thanks but no thanks!"

One of two things! A speedy backtrack - or an urgent appt at specsavers!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"We politely declined a meet from a 38 yr old single male.....

Shame he said......I quite fancied some granny sex...

Charmer

no way "

Way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We politely declined a meet from a 38 yr old single male.....

Shame he said......I quite fancied some granny sex...

Charmer

no way

Way"

bogus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i also had a guy reply to my no thanks by telling me i was nothing but a two bit used whore and i only use such sites because i couldnt get a shag in real life

i mailed him back saying

yeah but this two bit used whore who couldnt pull a tooth out a dead donkeys head has just turned YOU down...so what does that make you?

he replied with

BITCH

and blocked me

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Met a lady for a social meet in a pub, everything went well and we parted with a view to arranging a play meet. Messaged her next day and got a reply that "I was too hardcore"... nearly wet myself laughing at that one. Was tempted to reply back that I had a new pair of jump leads to try out on her pussy lips.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a couple once who were obviously not a couple.

She turned up late and seemed uncomfortable just being there.

We had sex and the missus was busy enjoying herself when her phone rang and she jumped up and said she had to go because her house had just exploded!!, "Hell" we thought "what a good safety word".

It later turned out that her house had indeed exploded knocking the kitchen wall out into the garden .

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