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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rate each other’s profiles for a bit of fun

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

Honestly? 1/10, and only because you've not got a silhouette profile and you've put some text in.

Sorry.

(Bry)

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By *hocolateBrownMan
over a year ago

bris

braving myself to see what happens to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then….. please be kind haha!

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"braving myself to see what happens to me"

3/10....text doesn't give anyone anything to hang a conversation on and far too many women in your pics (gives other women the idea that you'll use pics of them if they meet you). Too many dick pics, too. And would you fuck a 99 year old?

(Bry)

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Go on then….. please be kind haha! "

7/10 - good pics, sensible age range, verifications. Text is a bit meh....again, nothing to spark interest or begin a conversation and having to quote something to prove that we've read "nothing much" is a bit pointless.

Good looking fella, though

(Bry)

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Go for it. I won’t be changing anything though

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham


"Go for it. I won’t be changing anything though "

7 out of 10 nicely written nicely executed arty along side some cheeky photos

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Go for it. I won’t be changing anything though "

Difficult to fault, 9/10. Maybe add something that you're interested in into the text just to give people something to ask about. Maybe consider expanding on why you can't accommodate, as even though it's noones business, lots will assume it's because you have a partner and you'll lose them at the first hurdle.

(Bry)

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY

War and Peace has got nothing on ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go for it. I won’t be changing anything though

7 out of 10 nicely written nicely executed arty along side some cheeky photos "

You are absolutely stunning btw! Wow

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Char and Bry: 8/10

Fun, sexy energetic pictures that give a really good idea of what you guys look like and enjoy - also good to see a fare few pics of Mr C&B.

Dropped you 2 points for your long winded profile text but that's just because I'm not much of a reader.

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"War and Peace has got nothing on ours."

Bloody love your profile

(Bry)

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Thank you to the 2 users who had a look at my profile. I’m happy with both responses.

Thank you again

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Go for it. I won’t be changing anything though

7 out of 10 nicely written nicely executed arty along side some cheeky photos

You are absolutely stunning btw! Wow "

Thank you

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY


"War and Peace has got nothing on ours.

Bloody love your profile

(Bry)"

Thank you. Yours is eloquently written and concise without being demanding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know mine is shit

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire

Ok I’m in. I can take the critique of my profile [head in hands] haha

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"I know mine is shit "

Yep. Lure us in with a sexy profile pic then leave us with nothing

1/10

(Bry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I'm in "

6/10 for making me feel old

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Ok I’m in. I can take the critique of my profile [head in hands] haha"

Oh. Pictures are pretty awful (even got the dreaded toilet pics) and profile behind with a long winded joke that just falls flat. 4/10 for effort, but could do with a re-think.

(Bry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything I can improve on ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would like to know what people would rate ours?

Mrs

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"I'm in "

8/10 - lose one point for wanting to fuck 99yr olds, and another for being far too fit and putting us fat bastards to shame.

(Bry)

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Can rate ours if you like (spoiler it's not great btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I’m in. I can take the critique of my profile [head in hands] haha"

Loose the toilet pic

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Would like to know what people would rate ours?

Mrs"

There's two things wrong with yours:

1. We don't feature in any of your photos.

2. We've not given you a meet verification.

;-)

(Bry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking. Might borrow tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

8/10 - lose one point for wanting to fuck 99yr olds, and another for being far too fit and putting us fat bastards to shame.

(Bry)"

Good profile, pics of both, good write up, great profile guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Ok go for it

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By *ipseyTwoCouple
over a year ago

Biggleswade

Feel free to give us some tips…they are always welcome

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire


"Ok I’m in. I can take the critique of my profile [head in hands] haha

Loose the toilet pic"

Which one? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I’m in. I can take the critique of my profile [head in hands] haha

Loose the toilet pic

Which one? Haha "

All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free to give us some tips…they are always welcome"

Good write up, good pics although I've no idea what Mr looks like only his cock so it would be a 7/10 for me.

Mrs

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By *razy ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Not done one of these before....have at it!

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

I'll do more after work tonight.

(Bry)

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire


"Ok I’m in. I can take the critique of my profile [head in hands] haha

Loose the toilet pic

Which one? Haha

All of them "

Haha I knew you would say that. Already done. In fairness a lot of the time they have been on profile.

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By *hocolateBrownMan
over a year ago

bris

i shld say thanks for honest feedback. never knew what the profile expecttions is.. may be time for spring clean..

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire


"Ok I’m in. I can take the critique of my profile [head in hands] haha

Oh. Pictures are pretty awful (even got the dreaded toilet pics) and profile behind with a long winded joke that just falls flat. 4/10 for effort, but could do with a re-think.

(Bry)"

Noted

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

2/10

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By *rikki1967ukMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Go on got broad shoulders

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By *gfbMan
over a year ago

thorne

In go ahead with rating

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

We are game

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By *oulqueenxxxWoman
over a year ago

Preston

You can rate mine I am curious to see what you all think

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By *orks-Bi-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to rate our profile and any tips are always welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire

[profile undergoing construction works]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free to rate our profile and any tips are always welcome "

Great pictures and a well written bio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose i need a honest profile reviewlol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'm going to regret this but ok I'm in .

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By *gfbMan
over a year ago

thorne


"2/10 "

9/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on. Knock yourself out...

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By *orks-Bi-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Barnoldswick


"Feel free to rate our profile and any tips are always welcome "

Fabulous profile and pics. Wishing I was 20 years younger and living in Fife!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, curious how my profile comes across

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire


"Go on. Knock yourself out... "

Strong 8.5

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Hard to rate a profile tbh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on. Knock yourself out...

Strong 8.5 "

Oooh I'll take that. Thank you

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire


"I'm in, curious how my profile comes across "

Nice pics could do with a bit more write up but it's to the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm scared but crack on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, curious how my profile comes across "

8/10 love your outfits

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool


"Go on. Knock yourself out... "

9/10 knocked a point off because I'd like more photos haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose i need a honest profile reviewlol"

8/10 it's a very fun looking profile, can tell you enjoy yourself!

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool


"I'm scared but crack on "

9/10 Great pics that show your gorgeous self. Knocked a point off because the bio is a bit rambly.

Scared for anyone to rate ours haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m happy to take part

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

I’m in…what’s the worst that could happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm scared but crack on "

Love your pics, especially the leather ones, love a curvy woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m bored so do your worst

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I’m bored so do your worst "

Wow, irresistible sexy bum,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God my head says don't do it but my curiosity is killing me ahhhhhhh be nice please haha

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’d be interested into getting peoples views and opinions on my profile please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty good _lappy, some pics , nice friendly bio so I’d say above average for guys profiles on here

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

Greatly thought out photos Adventure Couple 100. Stylishly set up, lit and taken. Artistic and erotic.

Not a lengthy biog that gets to the point.

Well above average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on. Knock yourself out...

9/10 knocked a point off because I'd like more photos haha "

Happy with that.

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By *unbicoastCouple
over a year ago

East yorkshire


"I’d be interested into getting peoples views and opinions on my profile please "

I could be wrong but pretty sure it should be "who smells nice" not whom.

Not very helpful I know haha!

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire

I’m back for more punishment hit me with it haha

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By *irtydaddyfor youMan
over a year ago

corby

Following on from earlier thread, im in for your views

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm interested. Like to know where I can improve.

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By *up71Man
over a year ago

Ringwood

Im in and its always good to hear where I'm going wrong ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m defo In! Rate me please

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Always open to constructive criticism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking our profile isn't clear.

We still receive too many messages

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Rate away

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By *arol321Woman
over a year ago

Poole

I’ve always been too nervous to join in there - time to be brave - rate away and I’ll try not to sink into depression.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"I’ve always been too nervous to join in there - time to be brave - rate away and I’ll try not to sink into depression. "
don't be nervous you have a great profile 10/10

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

~~


"I’ve always been too nervous to join in there - time to be brave - rate away and I’ll try not to sink into depression. don't be nervous you have a great profile 10/10 "

5/10 for the socks.

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By *llure94Man
over a year ago

Kent


"I’ve always been too nervous to join in there - time to be brave - rate away and I’ll try not to sink into depression. don't be nervous you have a great profile 10/10 "

Love the socks

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"I’ve always been too nervous to join in there - time to be brave - rate away and I’ll try not to sink into depression. don't be nervous you have a great profile 10/10

5/10 for the socks. "
see the way i look at it is all our profiles are spot on only some of us are more creative than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire


"I’ve always been too nervous to join in there - time to be brave - rate away and I’ll try not to sink into depression. "

Haha don’t take it too seriously. Mine got 4/10 earlier. Which was fair enough haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feels a bit like Reddits "roast me" but what the hell, I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *lossyLegsGlassesCouple
over a year ago

stafford


"I'm in "

9/10 fabulous pixxx but want more of them totally fabulous hunni xx

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"I'm in

9/10 fabulous pixxx but want more of them totally fabulous hunni xx"
10/10 spot on profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

9/10 fabulous pixxx but want more of them totally fabulous hunni xx"

Why thank you I know need to take some new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

9/10 fabulous pixxx but want more of them totally fabulous hunni xx10/10 spot on profile "

Why thank you thought I'd get slated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love some opinions please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose i need a honest profile reviewlol"

Better to use a pic of just you as an avatar and too many group pics. But do show all of your body . Perhaps spell out what CFNM is as not everyone knows. 7/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd actually love to hear some feedback

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By *omeo1stMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

I think that the diminishing interest in my profile this year is the most reliable feedback The fact that I’m now in my late 50’s means that I’m off most peoples radar so I doubt a rewrite will help much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, hit me with your best shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I’m in x

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

This will be embarrassing!

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

This should be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty good _lappy, some pics , nice friendly bio so I’d say above average for guys profiles on here"

You have a lovely profile guys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In, hit me with your best shot "

10/10

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"(pushmylimits) Go on"

3/10...pics are all dick pics and profile text really doesn't say anything interesting or different and gives nothing to start a conversation from.

(Bry)

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"In go ahead with rating "

2/10....dick pics and almost nothing in your profile text.

(Bry)

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Feel free to rate our profile and any tips are always welcome "

9/10....270+ miles is the main issue.

(Bry)

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"I know I'm going to regret this but ok I'm in ."

3/10...pictures are poor but it says you're taking new ones (three weeks, though?). Profile text is long and says very little.....could be edited down to a third. You say you have lots of interests....why not mention some to give people something to talk about?

(Bry)

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By *ocky82Man
over a year ago

Watford

I’m in although I know mines crap ! Lol

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

3/10...you have other women in your pics which can be off-putting for women. And two of them have black bars which mean they're screenshots which mean people will think they're stolen from the web or something.

You can't accommodate and mention discreet, so sound like you're married or attached. May well not be, but people are going to assume.

(Bry)

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"I’m in although I know mines crap ! Lol"

Too many dick pics. Lose the emoji face....blur or crop if you don't want to show your face.

Also....you mention chat and Kik before meets....makes it look like you're not serious about meets and just looking for wank fodder on chat.

2/10 +1 for the ink. 3/10.

(Bry)

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

Please do rate my profile

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By *atureguy1970Man
over a year ago

Coventry

I’m going 10/10 yum

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming


"I’m going 10/10 yum"

Not too bad. A solid 6 but needs more than the 1 photo.

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By *otfitbmthcoupleMan
over a year ago

Blandford

You two look gorgeous.. I'll go perv and fab some pictures... Rach xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In why not

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"This will be embarrassing! "

Honestly....that paragraph about your wife sounds weird. She's got no sex drive but sleep around when away with work? You're going to struggle with people believing you're anything other than a married guy cheating on his wife. Sorry.

Oh...the pants pictures are a bit...pants.

1/10

(Bry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We welcum any feedback

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We welcum any feedback "

Liking yours alot...9/10 x

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By *tryder83Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hit me….

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Ooh, dare I? OK, I'm in.

What have I let myself in for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in...

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

~~


"I'm in..."

6/10. Way too many dick pics for my liking. Profile is well written.

Sasha

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By *age500Woman
over a year ago

ashton-under-lyne

Why not, I’m up for a little feedback

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Oh go on then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in...

6/10. Way too many dick pics for my liking. Profile is well written.

Sasha "

Thank you....at least the narrative is OK!

Yours looks fabulous...8/10 x

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By *otfitbmthcoupleMan
over a year ago

Blandford

I'm in too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh, can I play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in too xx"

Fabulous...classy, gorgeous, great outfits x 9/10 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh go on then xx"

Not even looking. 9/10

I'll give you 1 when we finally meet

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Oh go on then xx

Not even looking. 9/10

I'll give you 1 when we finally meet "

Oh I’ll hold you to that xx

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I've recently updated my pics ...bit more arty ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh, can I play?"

10s across the board

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there


"Ooooh, can I play?

10s across the board"

8/10 - great pics & decent bio.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming


"You two look gorgeous.. I'll go perv and fab some pictures... Rach xx"

Thanks so much..

You have some great pics as well. Very hot profile 9/10

Xx

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By *reakyandcheekyCouple
over a year ago

derby

8/10 hot pics x

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming


"Ooooh, can I play?"

A very ‘solid’ 9/10 as well.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, we have thick skins.

As opposed to thick skyns.

Lady Astor

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Go on then, we have thick skins.

As opposed to thick skyns.

Lady Astor "

You know there's only one thing wrong with your profile.......the lack of us on it anywhere!

(Bry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then, we have thick skins.

As opposed to thick skyns.

Lady Astor

You know there's only one thing wrong with your profile.......the lack of us on it anywhere!

(Bry)"

Thank you.

Who knows where our paths may cross in the future.

Lady Astor

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Feel free to give ours a Roasting!

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ok rate mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know we need to update ours a bit, especially to make it clearer we are far from anyone.

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Why not, my delicate ego thinks am around a 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Feel free to give ours a Roasting!"

How can we roast a profile that's been on our hotlist for ages?

(Bry)

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Why not, my delicate ego thinks am around a 2

"

Nope....a solid 7/10. Your pic is nice, classy. But you could do with more pics, for sure. Your text is good but needs editing - there's some paragraphs that repeat things and some grammar issues. And although it says a lot, it doesn't say a lot that we could bring up in a message to you to start a conversation. Just a bit about what you do outside of swinging, an interest, or something.

(Bry)

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Ok rate mine"

5/10

Pics aren't great - dick pic is out of focus, other pics are bathroom mirror pics which make it look like that's your only opportunity to get naked.....

Text is following the standard theme of not really saying anything out of the ordinary. It's hard for people to message something that grabs attention when there's nothing to pick up on.

(Bry)

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

Anyone care to rate mine

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham

We will be happy with some constructive feedback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to get some feedback

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

Would welcome feedback on mine also please. As mentioned in another thread, think i have had 1 message since i joined. thanks in advance

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By *azzolatinoMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Go for it…

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"Feel free to give ours a Roasting!

How can we roast a profile that's been on our hotlist for ages?

(Bry)"

Haha thanks!

We can only give you top marks for yours. It's probably the definition of what a profile on here should be like!

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By *nourdreamsCouple
over a year ago

Warwickshire

This feels like it could be dangerous! Always open to helpful suggestions though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would welcome feedback on mine also please. As mentioned in another thread, think i have had 1 message since i joined. thanks in advance "

Your pictures aren't the worst I've seen, they're also not the best. No stand out from the crowd photos.

Your biog is full of clichés.

The (useless) warning has more text in it than your biog. Fab itself tells people not to put it on their profiles.

3/10

Winston

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON


"Would welcome feedback on mine also please. As mentioned in another thread, think i have had 1 message since i joined. thanks in advance

Your pictures aren't the worst I've seen, they're also not the best. No stand out from the crowd photos.

Your biog is full of clichés.

The (useless) warning has more text in it than your biog. Fab itself tells people not to put it on their profiles.

3/10

Winston

"

Thanks, appreciate the input

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By *ustmemyselfandi1Man
over a year ago

southampton

Why not, just for the sheer hell of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be gentle with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh go on then xx"

10/10 amazing pics, and bio/profile is honest and straight to the point. Yoy clearly know what you’re wanting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure hit me with your feedback. Can imagine the roasting

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

5/10

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Anyone care to rate mine "

6/10 - looks like you've made an effort but made the same mistakes as loads: pics are poor and are in bathroom mirrors making it look like you're sneaking around to get naked. Your profile text takes a long time to say very little - worst thing is "ask me about my interests". Why make someone do more work? Tell them up front and let them reply about something that they're interested in.

(Bry)

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Sure hit me with your feedback. Can imagine the roasting "

2/10 - one pic of a cock in sweat pants. We always distrust profiles that say they have been on and off...sure there are genuine ones but a lot have been banned or found out. And again, text that really doesn't say anything at all except you're married and need to be discreet. Nothing to spark attention or make you stand out. Sorry.

(Bry)

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Be gentle with me"

7/10 - you've set an age range and preferences so not looking to shag everyone and anything. Pics give a good idea of what you are like (though a tasteful dick pic is good so see that it's not really awful). Your text shows your realistic and sound easy to get on with.

Only thing we'd suggest (and this is getting a theme) is to add something for people to pick up on when messaging to give a start to a conversation. Some hobbies or what you like.

(Bry)

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By *hisisnotaflamethrowerMan
over a year ago

South hams

Go on then x

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Why not, just for the sheer hell of it!"

7/10 - pics are okay (though some women will be put off by another woman being in one pic) but text is generic and says nothing about you that we've not read 1000's of times.

(Bry)

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By *tephenBunChowMan
over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

8/10

Detailed thorough description and great selection of photos.


"Be gentle with me

7/10 - you've set an age range and preferences so not looking to shag everyone and anything. Pics give a good idea of what you are like (though a tasteful dick pic is good so see that it's not really awful). Your text shows your realistic and sound easy to get on with.

Only thing we'd suggest (and this is getting a theme) is to add something for people to pick up on when messaging to give a start to a conversation. Some hobbies or what you like.

(Bry)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in x

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"Go on then x"

6/10....text is generic, scenarios always make us think the writer was wanking whilst writing them

Pics are okay...until the dick pic. Have a bit of class and get rid of the grip of death and try something a little more subtle.

Will you really fuck a 99 year old?

And lastly....it's not really anyone's business but "cannot accommodate" will generally be assumed to mean you're married, and by then you've lost the chance to explain that you live with flatmates or in a tent on a roundabout or something.

(Bry)

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