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By *rmambo OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Always loved the idea of this, as it feels so wrong! What's other people's opinions/experiences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for us, it's a place to show respect but each to their own.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Grave mistake if you ask me

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Nah disrespectful if you ask me

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By *rmambo OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Yeah I totally get that!

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Yeah not bad, not bad… but a dark forest or a ruined castle would be even better!

Ooh, add in a thunderstorm now we’re really talking…

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Dead people don't really care. We have no idea what's under our feet 99.9% of the time anyway. I suspect most of us have had sex on the site of our long dead ancestors graves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cemeteries in France and other such countries have numerous family vaults, which look like stone kiosks with doors and space for several bodies inside. I'm quite sure the local kids use them for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s disrespectful. There’s plenty of other places to have sex that isn’t disrespectful to the dead. Add in the fact most are on church grounds and that makes it a definite no for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One place I wouldn't do it personally.

Funnily enough I came across a fab profile where the couple enjoyed this particular activity

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I think it’s disrespectful. There’s plenty of other places to have sex that isn’t disrespectful to the dead. Add in the fact most are on church grounds and that makes it a definite no for me."

It’s only the living who care if the dead are disrespected - the dead aren’t fussed either way.

So make sure no-one alive sees you and you’re golden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me you were a goth in your late teens without telling me you were a goth in your late teens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it’s disrespectful. There’s plenty of other places to have sex that isn’t disrespectful to the dead. Add in the fact most are on church grounds and that makes it a definite no for me.

It’s only the living who care if the dead are disrespected - the dead aren’t fussed either way.

So make sure no-one alive sees you and you’re golden! "

True but imagine going to visit your son/daughter/mother/father’s grave and seeing Dave and Sally from fab fisting each other on top of it.

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By *rmambo OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Yeah not bad, not bad… but a dark forest or a ruined castle would be even better!

Ooh, add in a thunderstorm now we’re really talking… "

Ohhhh I like the idea of this!!!!

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By *rmambo OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I think it’s disrespectful. There’s plenty of other places to have sex that isn’t disrespectful to the dead. Add in the fact most are on church grounds and that makes it a definite no for me.

It’s only the living who care if the dead are disrespected - the dead aren’t fussed either way.

So make sure no-one alive sees you and you’re golden!

True but imagine going to visit your son/daughter/mother/father’s grave and seeing Dave and Sally from fab fisting each other on top of it. "

I'd only imagined it in the early hours tbh

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By *rmambo OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Tell me you were a goth in your late teens without telling me you were a goth in your late teens. "

Hahahaha brilliant

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I think it’s disrespectful. There’s plenty of other places to have sex that isn’t disrespectful to the dead. Add in the fact most are on church grounds and that makes it a definite no for me.

It’s only the living who care if the dead are disrespected - the dead aren’t fussed either way.

So make sure no-one alive sees you and you’re golden!

True but imagine going to visit your son/daughter/mother/father’s grave and seeing Dave and Sally from fab fisting each other on top of it. "

That’s what the ‘make sure no-one alive sees you’ bit is designed to preclude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be something I would do x

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By *illyandjamesCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

The graveyard near us on Southampton common is a dogging hot spot! Don't think the graveyard is for us though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it’s disrespectful. There’s plenty of other places to have sex that isn’t disrespectful to the dead. Add in the fact most are on church grounds and that makes it a definite no for me.

It’s only the living who care if the dead are disrespected - the dead aren’t fussed either way.

So make sure no-one alive sees you and you’re golden!

True but imagine going to visit your son/daughter/mother/father’s grave and seeing Dave and Sally from fab fisting each other on top of it.

That’s what the ‘make sure no-one alive sees you’ bit is designed to preclude. "

That’s impossible to guarantee. Anyway I don’t care either way if people do it or not. I just wouldn’t do it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me.

Px

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in a graveyard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's hope your penis is the only thing that rises.

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By *rmambo OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I think it’s disrespectful. There’s plenty of other places to have sex that isn’t disrespectful to the dead. Add in the fact most are on church grounds and that makes it a definite no for me.

It’s only the living who care if the dead are disrespected - the dead aren’t fussed either way.

So make sure no-one alive sees you and you’re golden!

True but imagine going to visit your son/daughter/mother/father’s grave and seeing Dave and Sally from fab fisting each other on top of it.

That’s what the ‘make sure no-one alive sees you’ bit is designed to preclude. "

Brilliant lol

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By *rmambo OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in a graveyard "

Badumch lol

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By *rmambo OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Let's hope your penis is the only thing that rises."

Hahaha

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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago

swansea

I doubt the dead would mind, however the OP says in a cemetary or graveyard, nobody said on top of an actual grave, I wouldn't walk on someone's grave if possible, let alone have sex on it. Now, against the wall...different story

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

We would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think id get the willys ....

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By *rmambo OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I doubt the dead would mind, however the OP says in a cemetary or graveyard, nobody said on top of an actual grave, I wouldn't walk on someone's grave if possible, let alone have sex on it. Now, against the wall...different story"

Yeah I weren't thinking directly on someone's grave!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

My wife and i are pretty certain I got her preggers when I fucked her in a decommisioned burial vault! We’d had our Wedding reception there and there were no longer any dead bodies to disturb and it was the perfect setting to regenerate and create new life! Wouldn’t have had it any other way! In fact I’m back sleeping there right now as it happens!

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By *rmambo OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"My wife and i are pretty certain I got her preggers when I fucked her in a decommisioned burial vault! We’d had our Wedding reception there and there were no longer any dead bodies to disturb and it was the perfect setting to regenerate and create new life! Wouldn’t have had it any other way! In fact I’m back sleeping there right now as it happens! "

Aw nice one!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

There's a Scottish couple on fab who made the news for doing just this and caused a bit of a stir locally, thought it was a great story tbh. Kinkerbell comes to mind.

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By *easpoon and the ladleCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We live in a Victorian house inside a cemetery. We have sole access to the 64 acre grounds after it's closed to the public. Loads of trees, paths, grassy areas away from the graves you could potentially have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it as a goth 18 or 19yr old in the middle of winter lol.

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

its ok so long as you dont have to dig people up to have sex with

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Disrespectful but not ilegal

A prostitute, referred to as DF, had originally been found guilty of an act of public indecency after being with a client in Dundee's Eastern Cemetery last summer.

But appeal court judges ruled that no crime had been committed as the pair had tried to hide behind bushes and had not intended to be seen.

Lord Bonomy ruled the conviction was flawed, adding: "If that were correct, it would follow that any intimate sexual activity to which the public ought not to be exposed would constitute the offence of public indecency if it took place in the open air."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did this many many years ago, got seen by a man walking his dog. I mean, what the fuck is someone doing walking a dog through a cemetery at 4 in the morning?

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Can’t think of anything worse or more disrespectful.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters


"Did this many many years ago, got seen by a man walking his dog. I mean, what the fuck is someone doing walking a dog through a cemetery at 4 in the morning?"

And thus, dogging was born...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's dead good lol

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By *elvet_OrchidWoman
over a year ago

Banbury

Having laid my 20 year old son to rest recently, I think anyone finding fun in a cemetery highly disrespectful and very sad .

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By *aneAndTarzanCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"We live in a Victorian house inside a cemetery. We have sole access to the 64 acre grounds after it's closed to the public. Loads of trees, paths, grassy areas away from the graves you could potentially have fun. "

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the whole goth feel about it a suppose. I can see the appeal.

I’d feel a little disrespectful to old Alf who’s trying to rest in peace, maybe he’s a bit of an old dog though and likes to watch with his pals.

If you don’t get caught and reported, your not doing any harm to anyone are you?

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By *outhwesthornMan
over a year ago

villamartin

Definitely not for me. Plenty more places for me but not there

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

“Sacred ground Highlander”

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