FabSwingers.com forum: Signs of being a swinger

By *otogpcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

So how can you tell a swinger from vanilla? Mrs says neon lights in windows and pampass grass. I thought it was just pineapples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on here maybe ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they got a large bowl full of car keys they’re probably swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how can you tell a swinger from vanilla? Mrs says neon lights in windows and pampass grass. I thought it was just pineapples!"

Thought it was upside down pineapples

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Ones a person, ones a pod with flavoured seeds inside.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The swingers will be the middle aged couple in a restaurant or bar talking to each other and showing affection, rather than sat looking on their phones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The swingers will be the middle aged couple in a restaurant or bar talking to each other and showing affection, rather than sat looking on their phones!"

But maybe if they are looking on there phones they are checking out fab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The swingers will be the middle aged couple in a restaurant or bar talking to each other and showing affection, rather than sat looking on their phones!"

Yup, I don't know any other couples that show eachother affection anymore yet we still look like newlyweds.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"The swingers will be the middle aged couple in a restaurant or bar talking to each other and showing affection, rather than sat looking on their phones!

Yup, I don't know any other couples that show eachother affection anymore yet we still look like newlyweds. "

Yer a lot of people are always telling us to get a room. Then we say 'what, with you guys'? Then they look at us like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The swingers will be the middle aged couple in a restaurant or bar talking to each other and showing affection, rather than sat looking on their phones!"

Love this! Nothing more comfortable than people who love and trust each other

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over a year ago

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By *lut and sirCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

We all need like a secret signal.

Left eyebrow raise with a finer on the chin lol. To scan the area.

Respond with a right eyebrow raise and earlobe rub.

Fool proof lol

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By *unksAliveCouple
over a year ago

york

wifes mmf ankle bracelet prob gives it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they got a large bowl full of car keys they’re probably swingers."

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"The swingers will be the middle aged couple in a restaurant or bar talking to each other and showing affection, rather than sat looking on their phones!"

That's us right there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The swingers will be the middle aged couple in a restaurant or bar talking to each other and showing affection, rather than sat looking on their phones!"

Lol this

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By *uffintwoCouple
over a year ago

Gerrards Cross

Pampas grass and black rings apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is literally us, warmed my heart reading it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anklets with certain letters and symbols. Temporary Tattoos with the words and symbols on too.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

In no particular order:

Pampas grass

Pineapple

Black ring

HW anklet

Carrier bag tied to the front of your shopping trolley

2 tangerines (other citrus fruit are available) on your dashboard

Great big gold pendant with the words "fancy a shag"

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

Damn love a HW anklet sexy AF

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

If they own a Hot Tub.

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