FabSwingers.com forum: Is it me....

By *olvesfunguy OP Man
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Or are tape measures really getting smaller?

Saw one lying around at the weekend, so I thought it's been a few years since I measured my cock, let's give it a go.

I've always said I'm average, about 6 inches, but after a few strokes I was barely reaching 5!

When did they chance these measures?

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By *olvesfunguy OP Man
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Change not chance

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You need a "Fab" tape measure, it'll be 8.5" then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the trusty sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need a "Fab" tape measure, it'll be 8.5" then

Apply the internet correction factor...

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Get the trusty sky remote"

Or can of lynx

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By *olvesfunguy OP Man
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

"Get the trusty sky remote

Or can of lynx

I've got the mini travel lynx!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything shrinks with age... Vaginas too. It's why you didn't notice it getting smaller

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By *olvesfunguy OP Man
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

"Everything shrinks with age... Vaginas too. It's why you didn't notice it getting smaller

So tape measures will keep in shrinking as I get older? ??

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Brexit mate, we've taken control of stuff so now we're all leagues n stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the trusty sky remote

Or can of lynx

Neither the new trend is an empty toilet roll or a matchbox

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Get the trusty sky remote

Or can of lynx

Neither the new trend is an empty toilet roll or a matchbox "

Lucky there is no longer a toilet roll shortage then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the trusty sky remote

Or can of lynx

Neither the new trend is an empty toilet roll or a matchbox "

And a small medicine bottle

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

At the weekend...apparently

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By *olvesfunguy OP Man
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

"Get the trusty sky remote

Or can of lynx

Neither the new trend is an empty toilet roll or a matchbox

Lucky there is no longer a toilet roll shortage then

Tried the toilet roll but my cock never came out the other side. Magical things.

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By *olvesfunguy OP Man
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Is it the box for small matches or longer ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it the box for small matches or longer ones?"

Small ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame brexit - when it was all metric the numbers were bigger!!

Now we are back to inches and not CMS all us guys have got smaller

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By *olvesfunguy OP Man
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

"Is it the box for small matches or longer ones?

Small ones "

Phew. Doesn't look too bad against the small box. In fact would fit in nicely, small thin and with a small pink head!

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