FabSwingers.com forum: Dad bod or fit

By *tevebackagain OP Man
over a year ago

near horrabridge

Dad bod big cock or fit bod small cock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if im a fit dad bod with an average cock does that mean i get my own catagory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I know which I am ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Dad bod small cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?

Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if im a fit dad bod with an average cock does that mean i get my own catagory?

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I definitely need my own catagory fat lad small cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?

Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice

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dare ya no i double dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?

Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice

dare ya no i double dare ya"

If I was back at work I would but this forum is the only thing keeping me sane. I can’t afford a forum ban.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?

Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice

dare ya no i double dare ya

If I was back at work I would but this forum is the only thing keeping me sane. I can’t afford a forum ban."
(chicken)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?

Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice

dare ya no i double dare ya

If I was back at work I would but this forum is the only thing keeping me sane. I can’t afford a forum ban.(chicken)"
damn you emoji gods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?

Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice

dare ya no i double dare ya

If I was back at work I would but this forum is the only thing keeping me sane. I can’t afford a forum ban.(chicken)damn you emoji gods"

You mother clucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?

Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice

dare ya no i double dare ya

If I was back at work I would but this forum is the only thing keeping me sane. I can’t afford a forum ban.(chicken)damn you emoji gods

You mother clucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The body that comes with a respectful mind, nice soh & warm personality

Claire

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?

I'm attracted to people of a variety of shapes and sizes ... the shape or size of their genitals is irrelevant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every dad I've met has a different body type..... But generally not muscular is my preference.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I prefer a decent guy with any size of cock x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess am dad bod

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

Hopefully people want my dad bod. My days of weight lifting are done

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Surely a chap with decency, respect, and a pleasant nature, is far more important than ANY size of cock?

Ok......yes I've got a small one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod with a cock that pleases!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

"Dad bod with a cock that pleases!

Come this way......it's average, but pleases me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I order an in-between bod with a large penis and a side of fries please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod with an average sized cock, but know how to use it! We do exist!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

What about us super dad bods with average Willie's, but amazing personalities?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?

I'm attracted to people of a variety of shapes and sizes ... the shape or size of their genitals is irrelevant. "
some men

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?

I'm attracted to people of a variety of shapes and sizes ... the shape or size of their genitals is irrelevant. some men

I don't obsess. If you're at that stage, you've won the lady over anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I order an in-between bod with a large penis and a side of fries please

No! You’re only allowed one extreme or the other and you must pick now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I order an in-between bod with a large penis and a side of fries please

No! You’re only allowed one extreme or the other and you must pick now

Oh god, choices, choices! Just make it a cheeseburger then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The body that comes with a respectful mind, nice soh & warm personality

Claire "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?

I'm attracted to people of a variety of shapes and sizes ... the shape or size of their genitals is irrelevant. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I order an in-between bod with a large penis and a side of fries please

No! You’re only allowed one extreme or the other and you must pick now

Oh god, choices, choices! Just make it a cheeseburger then

Dad bods are more likely to have cheeseburgers but less likely to share. Now you’ve got a dilemma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a decent guy with any size of cock x"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"The body that comes with a respectful mind, nice soh & warm personality

Claire "

Taxi to the borders, please. ]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m somewhere in between. No mans land?!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"I’m somewhere in between. No mans land?!

Think yourself lucky. I think I'm on another planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a decent guy with any size of cock x"

Unfortunately decency is subjective, cock size is an absolute (maybe not on fab but in real life anyway).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m somewhere in between. No mans land?!

Think yourself lucky. I think I'm on another planet.

Haha! Perhaps I used the wrong word on reflection: no woman’s land?

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London

Dad bods with big cocks..... please send this way

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I prefer a decent guy with any size of cock x

Unfortunately decency is subjective, cock size is an absolute (maybe not on fab but in real life anyway).

Cock size is subjective too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?

Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice

Wizards sleeve...lol I haven't heard that in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just popped the oven on…

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

"I prefer a decent guy with any size of cock x

Unfortunately decency is subjective, cock size is an absolute (maybe not on fab but in real life anyway).

Cock size is subjective too

Mine's average, but it smells nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym bods are a turn off for me

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

"Gym bods are a turn off for me"

Come this way

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Dad bod, but I want to lose weight and get fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about dad bod average sized cock, but polite and great company!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod big cock!

Ginge x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod with great banter.

Damn that would get laid on here.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

"Dad bod with great banter.

Damn that would get laid on here. "

......you reckon

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?

I'm attracted to people of a variety of shapes and sizes ... the shape or size of their genitals is irrelevant. "

I’ve noticed nobody obsesses over the size of their fingers or tongues…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, that means there's no place for those of us in between the two, best leave fab then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll opt for plus size dad bod cock size irrelevant!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"I'll opt for plus size dad bod cock size irrelevant! "

Cough, cough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a decent guy with any size of cock x"

There’s hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll opt for plus size dad bod cock size irrelevant!

Cough, cough.

Don't cough too much people will think you're infected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dad bod with great banter.

Damn that would get laid on here.

......you reckon

I do though recognise it’s hard for single guys on here

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

"I'll opt for plus size dad bod cock size irrelevant! "

Where have you been hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll opt for plus size dad bod cock size irrelevant!

Where have you been hiding

Under a fat lad (well a girl can dream)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disclaimer: I do not have a 6 pack or a 8 inch penis…i smell great, have all my teeth and can get a laugh out of anyone.

Some women want 6 packs and 8 inches, and some don’t…

I love thick curvy women but in the end it’s all about vibes for me x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

"I'll opt for plus size dad bod cock size irrelevant!

Where have you been hiding

Under a fat lad (well a girl can dream)

Now, I might be able to oblige

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"I'll opt for plus size dad bod cock size irrelevant!

Cough, cough.

Don't cough too much people will think you're infected! "

I'm as fit as a fiddle.

Well - more a double bass, but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll opt for plus size dad bod cock size irrelevant!

Cough, cough.

Don't cough too much people will think you're infected!

I'm as fit as a fiddle.

Well - more a double bass, but....

Oh don't worry I had noticed you were fit

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"I'll opt for plus size dad bod cock size irrelevant!

Cough, cough.

Don't cough too much people will think you're infected!

I'm as fit as a fiddle.

Well - more a double bass, but....

Oh don't worry I had noticed you were fit

Smooth talker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol at all the self proclaimed “great personality” guys rocking up!

That’s also subjective and when someone thinks they are great, they usually aren’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a decent guy with any size of cock x"

Sparkling answer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bit between i think lol

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

"Lol at all the self proclaimed “great personality” guys rocking up!

That’s also subjective and when someone thinks they are great, they usually aren’t.

Says a man with two penis photos

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

Dad bod anyway but yeah big cock on dad bod works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol at all the self proclaimed “great personality” guys rocking up!

That’s also subjective and when someone thinks they are great, they usually aren’t.

Says a man with two penis photos

Oh jeez don’t be drawing attention to your pics too lol

Hope you’ve got a good personality lol

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By *ressed4fun03TV/TS
over a year ago

Midlands

Sissy bod, locked cock!

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