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"so the OP has to stick his mrs pussy in a vice??? " No, I was implying that she could use the same tactic in letting her 'hang herself' by arranging a situation where she slips up but upon consideration, the pussy in the vice idea might work... | |||
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"Thanks all, but just to be clear I am looking for something playful and in the spirit of swinging here. Not death or maming! " then quid pro quo .... Do unto her as been done unto you .... Hehe | |||
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"Quid pro quo, I like it" I have my moments of genius lol ... Not many but the odd one | |||
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"A wife finds out her husband is a low-down, philandering cheat. He has a detached garage about 100 feet from the house which he likes to use as a work room, so he has all kinds of work tools [wrenches, vises, saws, nails, etc.] as well as work tables, workbenches, and so on in the building. One evening, he goes to his work space and after giving him a few minutes, the wife dresses in a sexy outfit and ambles in. The husband, not knowing his wife is on to his outside activities, is pleasantly surprised when she comes over and rubs up against him. She proceeds to sexually tease him until he removes all his clothes. Without warning, she grabs his manhood and tightens a vise around it, then removes the handle of the vise and throws it aside. "You no-good cheat," she hisses, picking up a hacksaw. "I can't believe you've been banging all those floozies." She brings her hand with the hacksaw in it to within an inch of his reproductive organ. The terrified husband looks at her and whimpers, "You're not going to cut it off, are you?!" The wife picks up two cans of gasoline and a book of matches. She hands him the hacksaw as she walks towards the door. "No," she says. "You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."" Im taking this as the joke it was intended.... | |||
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"show her ur profile on here ! " She knows! | |||
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"It all depends on whether you both have an agreement to play with others so long as you both tell each other doesn't it as to the punishment for not saying" We had agreed to share | |||
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"Thanks all, but just to be clear I am looking for something playful and in the spirit of swinging here. Not death or maming! " did it turn you knowing she'd been fucked by the other guy ? are you jealous of him ? if answers are YES and NO then invite him to have 3 some --- simples | |||
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"The more I think about it, the more I think a FFM threesome would teach her. She is not at all bi, so will hate it. lol" Reading between lines dnt think Mrs is bothered, she getting her fun. | |||
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"show her ur profile on here ! " Haha not every single guy talking about his wife is cheating!!!! | |||
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"Haha not every single guy talking about his wife is cheating!!!!" I might change my profile to couple now anyway. | |||
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