FabSwingers.com forum: dirty house

By *erry2020888 OP Man
over a year ago

stockport

has anyone turned up for a meet at someones house and found it filthy, what did they do? this happened to me few days ago

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By *erry2020888 OP Man
over a year ago

stockport

would you stay or make excuses and leave

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I suppose it depends on your definition of dirty, sticking to the floor dirty or just untidy and dusty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd leave if they carnt keep their house clean I'd be thinking their hygiene if similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to leave if it was dirty... messy would be a put off but its not the same as dirty

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thankfully never had it happen though to be fair I don't frequent other male fab users homes, apart from 1 and it's always tidy x

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By *Ci LutherMan
over a year ago

Cumalot

Showed up to a complete tip of a so called home .. was a small drive away for fucked her and left rather swiftly.. not real my style but place was minging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure there’s an episode of friends about this

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

Few years ago I had this experience, wasn't great at all and put me right off. Ended up doing all her decorating for her after she found out I did it for a living.. all above board and professionally. Few weeks after I was invited back for the evening again, still didn't feel right, felt like I was at work snagging

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I wouldn’t stay in a dirty house

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"has anyone turned up for a meet at someones house and found it filthy, what did they do? this happened to me few days ago"

What did you do OP?

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"I wouldn’t stay in a dirty house"
this x

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

We we're invited to a flat few weeks ago. Empty pizza boxes, empty maccys cups on floor. Tomato sauce bottles on box shelf next to sofa. And general crud around. I'm no Mrs Hinch, but I was not in the zone. So we made our excuses and left.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"has anyone turned up for a meet at someones house and found it filthy, what did they do? this happened to me few days ago"

This happened to you 5wks ago too

exact same post

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"has anyone turned up for a meet at someones house and found it filthy, what did they do? this happened to me few days ago

This happened to you 5wks ago too

exact same post "

And 11 weeks ago... you're not having much luck

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"And 11 weeks ago... you're not having much luck

OP need to change your sifting process

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Thankfully never had it happen though to be fair I don't frequent other male fab users homes, apart from 1 and it's always tidy x"

.....aww thanks.....oh, not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plot twist, its OPs house thats dirty. Hes looking for validation lol.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"Plot twist, its OPs house thats dirty. Hes looking for validation lol."

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Plot twist, its OPs house thats dirty. Hes looking for validation lol."

Or a cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plot twist, its OPs house thats dirty. Hes looking for validation lol.

Or a cleaner

If you’re offering can you wash my car. I really can’t be bothered?

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By *igfun911Man
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"has anyone turned up for a meet at someones house and found it filthy, what did they do? this happened to me few days ago

This happened to you 5wks ago too

exact same post

And 11 weeks ago... you're not having much luck

He must attract the dirty house type of people

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Plot twist, its OPs house thats dirty. Hes looking for validation lol.

Or a cleaner

If you’re offering can you wash my car. I really can’t be bothered?"

.....it's my back guvnor, I just can't reach down

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"has anyone turned up for a meet at someones house and found it filthy, what did they do? this happened to me few days ago

This happened to you 5wks ago too

exact same post

And 11 weeks ago... you're not having much luck

Outed lol!

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

"would you stay or make excuses and leave"

What did you do op?

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"would you stay or make excuses and leave

What did you do op? "

He hung around for 11 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you stay or make excuses and leave

What did you do op? "

1% of guys would make excuses and leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be honest Holly Willoughby could have a corpse in her freezer and I'd stay for ice cream.

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By *nigmatic x DivinityCouple
over a year ago

Up town top ranking

Absolutely not!

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Went to one lady and the place smelt of cat litter trays had to apologise and left was not going to be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to one lady and the place smelt of cat litter trays had to apologise and left was not going to be fun "

And despite her looks and her latex fetish, this was the only time CatWoman had be turned down.

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

Hotels are cheap these days and i always book one with a bar for pre drinks and a chat

plus you can just reserve and not pay untill arrival and cancel up untill noon on the day of arrival.

so i try for hotel meets , saves any situations like ops

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

"would you stay or make excuses and leave"

Yes, get up and leave.

If they ask why, tell them your house is filthy.

Don't give these people any breaks, it's your night why shouldn't it be a good night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you stay or make excuses and leave

What did you do op? "

Left the thread apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you stay or make excuses and leave

What did you do op?

Left the thread apparently

Hes gone to clean his house, first time in 11 weeks.

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By *a_fun_30_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Durham

If it was dirty or smelly we would have to leave. That said we haven’t met at anyone’s house, we are more comfortable in clubs or hotels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the same. If ever I find a house dirty once your invited it worries me what it's like before I got there, definitely a no no

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By *trawberries and VanillaCouple
over a year ago

york

We once went to a couples house it was sparkling so thought their personal hygiene would of been spot on but she had toilet paper everywhere on her and she smelt like farm fertiliser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

messy is fine as long as not too messy ...dirty is turn around and walk out ...

we've walked away from a few meets over the years some stunning people live in shit pits and that includes men women and couples .... once walked in a house that had used baby nappies on the floor nope not on your nelly and out we went...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up at a guys house for a meet & it was like walking into a big dog kennel.....not that we don't like dogs we just prefer not to smell them while we're fucking

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"has anyone turned up for a meet at someones house and found it filthy, what did they do? this happened to me few days ago"

Just once thank god. They were lovely though and very clean. Yet their house ?, the kitchen was the worse, dirty marks on the floor round the bin, dirty work tops, rubbish everywhere etc. Cherry didnt want to go back even though they wanted to see us again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet but if we did then we'd leave pretty quickly.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"she had toilet paper everywhere on her "

Was she wrapped up in it like a mummy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt bother me. im not a hmo inspector

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"has anyone turned up for a meet at someones house and found it filthy, what did they do? this happened to me few days ago"

No but if we did we would turn and walk away because it doesn't say much about the person and would be a turn off for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago when I was looking to get off the mark, I met with a girl at a town house. Because of the location I immediately had some reservations but I said fuck it because the photos were decent.

Anyway. The house was either a student house or a shared house and just grim inside with no carpets, mess everywhere. We went upstairs and I was outside of my comfort zone but also feeling...obliged. I remember fingering her and being shocked to see blood on my fingers. I asked to use the bathroom to wash my hands and the state of it was horrendous. Worst part of the house.

I made my excuses and left.

I'm not expecting a scene from Homes Magazine or anything like that but this was a disaster site. As others have said, if that's their general standard of living then what's their personal hygiene like too?

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By *teve261970Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

"I’m sure there’s an episode of friends about this

There is Ross, gets with Elle Macpherson & she's a total slob lol,

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