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By *agpussies OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Imagine if the male profiles on here were like 98% or more of the single females on here, would be something like this -

**RULES**

I'M NOT YOUR 'HUN' OR 'BABE'

I DON'T LICK PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE IM NOT A SLAG

NO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE

ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK BBP

ONLY FACE PICS ALLOWED

I ONLY WANT TO CHAT ABOUT ME

NO SEX TALK YOU PERVERTS

NO BI WOMEN ONLY FULLY STRAIGHT

I DON'T PHONE OR SKYPE OR KIK OR EMAIL

IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY OR TITS I'LL BLOCK YOU

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE?

I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES OR SEND ANY BY MYSELF

I DON'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY.

Hope I gave you a laugh, feel free to add your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Include the word foreskin in your message heading so I know you’ve read my profile.

The mr

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By *agpussies OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Good one

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By *nigmatic x DivinityCouple
over a year ago

Up town top ranking


"Imagine if the male profiles on here were like 98% or more of the single females on here, would be something like this -

**RULES**

I'M NOT YOUR 'HUN' OR 'BABE'

I DON'T LICK PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE IM NOT A SLAG

NO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE

ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK BBP

ONLY FACE PICS ALLOWED

I ONLY WANT TO CHAT ABOUT ME

NO SEX TALK YOU PERVERTS

NO BI WOMEN ONLY FULLY STRAIGHT

I DON'T PHONE OR SKYPE OR KIK OR EMAIL

IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY OR TITS I'LL BLOCK YOU

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE?

I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES OR SEND ANY BY MYSELF

I DON'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY.

Hope I gave you a laugh, feel free to add your own."

This is brilliant lol,

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By *ubmissive guyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

No one line messages. I want a well written message put some though into it Ladies. No pussy pics seen one seen them all......Oh too many messages mass deleted them

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By *reampie_yourwifeMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Not looking for single women , if I want one I’ll message you

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By *agpussies OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

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By *scarpatMan
over a year ago

sexy town

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha, brilliant!

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