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By *bat OP   Man
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Saw someone’s pics with a champagne bottle inserted, which got me thinking!

What’s the most unusual thing you’ve pushed up your vagina or someone else’s?

Years ago I was staying in an elderly relatives house with my then girlfriend.

We were getting down to it in the lounge after everyone had gone to bed. Her vibrator was still in the car so we used the handle of the chunky brass fire poker.

What about you?

Gbat

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
over a year ago

london

Aerosol cans, wine bottles, hairbrush (check our vids), Mars bars, ice cubes and cucumbers. C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice dildo, baseball bat, chain dog lead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up one morning to hubby experimenting on me with a courgette

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By *bat OP   Man
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Hah! In your sleep???

Erotic or not?

Gbat

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By *r loveslickinMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Beer/ wine bottle

Ice cubes

Mars bar

Toblerone- not recommended idea seemed good at time with shape/ ridges etc but meets too quick and those little bits inside get everywhere

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Gearstick, rolling pin & 2 pool cues in a pub

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By *r loveslickinMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"Beer/ wine bottle

Ice cubes

Mars bar

Toblerone- not recommended idea seemed good at time with shape/ ridges etc but meets too quick and those little bits inside get everywhere

"

*melts*

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By *est_Mids_Nice_GuyMan
over a year ago

willenhall

My ex was well into putting things up there. It started with a cucumber but rapidly escalated. She had ice lollies, hair brush, a long beach stone, gear stick, rolling pin, beer bottle, ice cubes made of cum, a glow stick to name but a few

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By *iny_tight_pussWoman
over a year ago

wednesbury

I once had motorbike handle bar in me when I was dating a biker. Also shagged on the bike but not when it was moving

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

How about bananas

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By *iny_tight_pussWoman
over a year ago

wednesbury


"How about bananas "

Peeled or unpeeled

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"How about bananas

Peeled or unpeeled "

Someone told me peeled ones fall apart

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By *atureandhornyCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Rounders bat, cucumber deodorant tin, other mens cocks

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By *hunkyKitKatSalesmanMan
over a year ago

Melksham

I’ve experimented with a few ladies over the years ….

Chunky kit-kats

Heavyweight stainless chain

Boules

Truncheon

To name a few

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

gearstick, candle, small cucumber, shower head, baton round (used not live)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rode a gearstick a few times, cucumbers

Candles

Different cocks apart from husband's

Pestel. And many more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana, bottles, cucumbers, gear stick & hair brush handle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly my entire left arm

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By *bat OP   Man
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Some intriguing objects being posted.

Other people's cocks? Not that unusual surely?

Gbat

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Used a cucumber and a banana up a previous gf fanny. Even ate the banana whilst still in her

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By *aughtyloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago... A very close female friend of mine (we never fuck, we are just very good mates) called me and asked me to come over to help her remove what she'd had put up there during an extreme S&M session with her dom lover at the time. She knows I would never judge her, or ask a single question. We are that close.

Drawing pins. Fucking actual drawing pins. She had got most out but still had about a dozen up there. Her dom lover had to go to work. He didnt know how close our friendship was and my helping her here was a catalyst to that relationship falling apart

Luckily in her bag of tricks she had a speculum, tweezers, and a vaginal douche which got most out. I had to get a plastic straw and thread a bit of cotton down it, make a loop and thread it back on its self back down the straw to make a sort of lasoo to get the last ones out.

That was a new one.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"Years ago... A very close female friend of mine (we never fuck, we are just very good mates) called me and asked me to come over to help her remove what she'd had put up there during an extreme S&M session with her dom lover at the time. She knows I would never judge her, or ask a single question. We are that close.

Drawing pins. Fucking actual drawing pins. She had got most out but still had about a dozen up there. Her dom lover had to go to work. He didnt know how close our friendship was and my helping her here was a catalyst to that relationship falling apart

Luckily in her bag of tricks she had a speculum, tweezers, and a vaginal douche which got most out. I had to get a plastic straw and thread a bit of cotton down it, make a loop and thread it back on its self back down the straw to make a sort of lasoo to get the last ones out.

That was a new one. "

What a crap thing to do by her Dom. He shouldn’t have left her like that. No aftercare either. I know how she must’ve felt. I had a Ds relationship that fell apart. Definitely not good. You are a gem indeed. x

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Galaxy Ripple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago... A very close female friend of mine (we never fuck, we are just very good mates) called me and asked me to come over to help her remove what she'd had put up there during an extreme S&M session with her dom lover at the time. She knows I would never judge her, or ask a single question. We are that close.

Drawing pins. Fucking actual drawing pins. She had got most out but still had about a dozen up there. Her dom lover had to go to work. He didnt know how close our friendship was and my helping her here was a catalyst to that relationship falling apart

Luckily in her bag of tricks she had a speculum, tweezers, and a vaginal douche which got most out. I had to get a plastic straw and thread a bit of cotton down it, make a loop and thread it back on its self back down the straw to make a sort of lasoo to get the last ones out.

That was a new one.

What a crap thing to do by her Dom. He shouldn’t have left her like that. No aftercare either. I know how she must’ve felt. I had a Ds relationship that fell apart. Definitely not good. You are a gem indeed. x"

He was a bit of an alpha prick. I always felt it was an abusive relationship (a bit like 50 shades). But the break up hurt her a lot.

I'm not really a gem... It was no different to "my car has broken down and need help" or "I have a radiator pissing out water and I dunno what to do" or "I have slipped and cut myself and need a lift to hospital". I will admit "I have drawing pins inside me and I cant get them out, can you take me to A&E?" was a surprise but my reaction was the same. She's a mate, Ive seen her bits before, and there is absolutely nothing sexual between us so when I realised she could not sit or stand, I didnt think anything if saying "Ok lets see if I can get them out" felt as natural as "Ill get my tools". There wasnt even any awkward "Does it need kissing better?" weirdness afterwards. I gave her some privacy after to apply whatever products she needed to soothe things while I washed my hands and then she put the kettle on and we chatted over a brew then I went home.

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Just dicks, dildos and fingers

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

At photoshoot I encountered a type of model that quite happily popped along with the usual lolly pops, fruit sex toys etc but also spanner’s, screw drivers, ratchets, cigarettes, chain along with tights, knickers etc.. if it fit it went in there..

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By *bat OP   Man
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Years ago... [ ... ]...then she put the kettle on and we chatted over a brew then I went home. "

Jamspoons, fast becoming one of my new favourite authors! Yet another top account of highly interesting shenanigans.

Cheers,

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago... [ ... ]...then she put the kettle on and we chatted over a brew then I went home.

Jamspoons, fast becoming one of my new favourite authors! Yet another top account of highly interesting shenanigans.

Cheers,

Gbat "

Im running out if anecdotes to share!

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By *bat OP   Man
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Im running out if anecdotes to share! "

Consider doing what a large proportion of members do and make it up??

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairbrush

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By *bat OP   Man
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

A dear friend of mine used to cheer me up on Skype when I was in central Asia and she was in the UK. The hairbrush figured heavily one evening. I miss her!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course a beer bottle and a nunchaku more commonly called a numchuk.

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By *illybigbol2022Man
over a year ago

birmingham

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By *bat OP   Man
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Does anyone want any paintings done, I’m an artist if so inbox me ??"

Nice offer Bill. Perhaps you could do your own thread about it though? We're talking about vaginal insertions here.

Gbat

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By *illybigbol2022Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Oops sorry new to this forum il try delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just dicks, dildos and fingers "

No tongues?

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Genuine question - does anyone clean things before they put them inside vaginas or not?

If yes - how?

If not - do the ladies get thrush after?

Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger I tried a frozen sausage..

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By *bat OP   Man
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Genuine question - does anyone clean things before they put them inside vaginas or not?

If yes - how?

If not - do the ladies get thrush after?

Missus "

Clean them! Same way as you'd clean your vibrators or dildos.

Gbat

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"Genuine question - does anyone clean things before they put them inside vaginas or not?

If yes - how?

If not - do the ladies get thrush after?

Missus

Clean them! Same way as you'd clean your vibrators or dildos.

Gbat "

I've seen people mention wooden objects, bike handles, gear sticks etc - you can't just wash those can you? It is not the same as sex toys which are made from materials specifically designed for easy clean.

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By *bat OP   Man
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

No, but if you've got a wooden truncheon, you can give it a good clean.

Bit tougher with a gear stick! I've never tried it but I guess with a wet wipe to start?

Glass bottles could go in the dishwasher if they are empty. Washed in the sink if they are full.

The chunky poker end I mentioned right at the start had a good wipe down before and after with a baby wipe.

I guess there's lots of other ways if you put some thought into it.

Gbat

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"No, but if you've got a wooden truncheon, you can give it a good clean.

Bit tougher with a gear stick! I've never tried it but I guess with a wet wipe to start?

Glass bottles could go in the dishwasher if they are empty. Washed in the sink if they are full.

The chunky poker end I mentioned right at the start had a good wipe down before and after with a baby wipe.

I guess there's lots of other ways if you put some thought into it.

Gbat "

Baby wipes don't wipe away bacteria.

I also bet you a tenner that nobody ever cleans those bottles before use either. As well as other objects would be lucky to get a rinse.

Do you wash your hands before sex?

I do! And make my partners do it too.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for different vaginal insertions, it is part of my many kinks, but the answer I was looking for was - use a condom.

Missus

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By *bat OP   Man
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

My apologies, I didn't realise it was a test.

Have a great evening.

Gbat

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"My apologies, I didn't realise it was a test.

Have a great evening.

Gbat "

It was not a test.

Safe sex doesn't just start and end with penis/vagina penetrarion.

UTI's, thrush and many more infections are a legit risk when playing with objects that aren't designed to be put up there.

This should be common sense.

Stay safe

Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must just be common sense and the done thing to put condoms on everything used as a sex toys and to antibac hands etc before touching genitals, otherwise everyone would have raging UTIs, STDs, and all the diseases, right?

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

an old friend of mine came into work one day with a big lump on his head, and proceeded to tell me about how it happened, it appears he put a frozen egg inside his wifes fanny and proceeded to bring her off, powerfull contraction off fanny along with shape of egg meant it was ejected at high velocity, so please wear appropriate ppe.

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By *amera man 25Man
over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

I have a lesbian friend who swears by black pudding, still sheathed but microwaved until body temperature. "The nearest thing to a real cock" she claims!

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