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By *asy-goingfella OP   Man
over a year ago

magherafelt

Any1 wanna share stories where something happened with someone/someones that shouldnt have because of the consequences if was found out like bosses/partners family members etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

livestock..... jokes!

no not really although i probably appear on a few peoples regret list lol

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By *ebedy_XMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Bosses wife when I was younger

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over a year ago

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

I can't write it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My full list of people I should not have fucked, and the consequences, in no particular order:

My mates sister.

Consequences: Deep regret and awkwardness. The sex was bad, I came very early and she was using me to get back at her fella.

My mate who's sister I fucked.

Consequences: loss of the friendship as I found out that day I was definitely not into men, but he was definitely into me.

Ex wife (after she was my ex).

Consequences: I fucked her because I could. It was a power thing. I used her, and at the time relished that I had made her cheat on her new boyfriend. It was a shitty thing to do and I am deeply ashamed of it, at the time I justified it as payback for the pain she caused me.

A married woman.

Consequences: it was very, very intense and we took some insane risks in pursuit of sexual gratification. Like the brightest, most fierce stars, it ended in an explosion of tremendous force and left a black hole in my emotions. She is still married, now with children.

Another married woman.

Consequences: Her husband found out she was playing away after she left her phone at home when she went to work. Though he did not find out about me, but another man she was fucking on the side. But she at first blamed me for breaking the rules and texting her during "forbidden hours" until she realised she had fessed up to the wrong affair, and I had not broken the rules or rumbled her, it was the other fella. That was a complicated one. She is still married to him as far as I know.

A now ex girlfriend.

Consequences: I should never have got involved. I ignored the red flags and ultimately she chewed me up and spat me out and destroyed my self confidence.

A street prostitute my friend dared me to fuck on our way home from the pub when I was a much younger boy.

Consequences: she nicked my wallet while she was giving me a lacklustre blowjob. The whole experience was grim. She wrestled a condom onto my flaccid penis, put it in her mouth for all of 30 seconds while lifting my wallet, stood up, turned around and pulled her knickers down and said "Now fuck me" and I attempted what was akin to playing pool using a bit of rope as a cue. She said "just a sec I'll get something to help" and proceeded to (literally) run off while pulling up her knickers, leaving me to waddle after her penguin style with a condom hanging off the end of my floppy cock.

And finally. Trying DP with a FWB and a mate.

Consequences: I was laid on the edge of the bed, she was on top of me and my mate entered her from behind doggy style. She was enjoying herself, I was unsure, my mate obviously having a whale of a time. He said "Im gonna cum!", She replied "Pull out and cum on my back!" so he did. Unfortunately, as he pulled out, she pushed back, overbalanced and her knee slipped off the bed. She fell to one side and my mate sprayed his seed all over my chest and face. He could not stop laughing, she wanted to lick it all off, I wanted to get in the shower. Trying to wash clods of your mates spunk out of your chest hair isnt very fun.

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over a year ago


"My full list of people I should not have fucked, and the consequences, in no particular order:

My mates sister.

Consequences: Deep regret and awkwardness. The sex was bad, I came very early and she was using me to get back at her fella.

My mate who's sister I fucked.

Consequences: loss of the friendship as I found out that day I was definitely not into men, but he was definitely into me.

Ex wife (after she was my ex).

Consequences: I fucked her because I could. It was a power thing. I used her, and at the time relished that I had made her cheat on her new boyfriend. It was a shitty thing to do and I am deeply ashamed of it, at the time I justified it as payback for the pain she caused me.

A married woman.

Consequences: it was very, very intense and we took some insane risks in pursuit of sexual gratification. Like the brightest, most fierce stars, it ended in an explosion of tremendous force and left a black hole in my emotions. She is still married, now with children.

Another married woman.

Consequences: Her husband found out she was playing away after she left her phone at home when she went to work. Though he did not find out about me, but another man she was fucking on the side. But she at first blamed me for breaking the rules and texting her during "forbidden hours" until she realised she had fessed up to the wrong affair, and I had not broken the rules or rumbled her, it was the other fella. That was a complicated one. She is still married to him as far as I know.

A now ex girlfriend.

Consequences: I should never have got involved. I ignored the red flags and ultimately she chewed me up and spat me out and destroyed my self confidence.

A street prostitute my friend dared me to fuck on our way home from the pub when I was a much younger boy.

Consequences: she nicked my wallet while she was giving me a lacklustre blowjob. The whole experience was grim. She wrestled a condom onto my flaccid penis, put it in her mouth for all of 30 seconds while lifting my wallet, stood up, turned around and pulled her knickers down and said "Now fuck me" and I attempted what was akin to playing pool using a bit of rope as a cue. She said "just a sec I'll get something to help" and proceeded to (literally) run off while pulling up her knickers, leaving me to waddle after her penguin style with a condom hanging off the end of my floppy cock.

And finally. Trying DP with a FWB and a mate.

Consequences: I was laid on the edge of the bed, she was on top of me and my mate entered her from behind doggy style. She was enjoying herself, I was unsure, my mate obviously having a whale of a time. He said "Im gonna cum!", She replied "Pull out and cum on my back!" so he did. Unfortunately, as he pulled out, she pushed back, overbalanced and her knee slipped off the bed. She fell to one side and my mate sprayed his seed all over my chest and face. He could not stop laughing, she wanted to lick it all off, I wanted to get in the shower. Trying to wash clods of your mates spunk out of your chest hair isnt very fun."

Some of that sounds....really fuckin good!

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford


"My full list of people I should not have fucked, and the consequences, in no particular order:

My mates sister.

Consequences: Deep regret and awkwardness. The sex was bad, I came very early and she was using me to get back at her fella.

My mate who's sister I fucked.

Consequences: loss of the friendship as I found out that day I was definitely not into men, but he was definitely into me.

Ex wife (after she was my ex).

Consequences: I fucked her because I could. It was a power thing. I used her, and at the time relished that I had made her cheat on her new boyfriend. It was a shitty thing to do and I am deeply ashamed of it, at the time I justified it as payback for the pain she caused me.

A married woman.

Consequences: it was very, very intense and we took some insane risks in pursuit of sexual gratification. Like the brightest, most fierce stars, it ended in an explosion of tremendous force and left a black hole in my emotions. She is still married, now with children.

Another married woman.

Consequences: Her husband found out she was playing away after she left her phone at home when she went to work. Though he did not find out about me, but another man she was fucking on the side. But she at first blamed me for breaking the rules and texting her during "forbidden hours" until she realised she had fessed up to the wrong affair, and I had not broken the rules or rumbled her, it was the other fella. That was a complicated one. She is still married to him as far as I know.

A now ex girlfriend.

Consequences: I should never have got involved. I ignored the red flags and ultimately she chewed me up and spat me out and destroyed my self confidence.

A street prostitute my friend dared me to fuck on our way home from the pub when I was a much younger boy.

Consequences: she nicked my wallet while she was giving me a lacklustre blowjob. The whole experience was grim. She wrestled a condom onto my flaccid penis, put it in her mouth for all of 30 seconds while lifting my wallet, stood up, turned around and pulled her knickers down and said "Now fuck me" and I attempted what was akin to playing pool using a bit of rope as a cue. She said "just a sec I'll get something to help" and proceeded to (literally) run off while pulling up her knickers, leaving me to waddle after her penguin style with a condom hanging off the end of my floppy cock.

And finally. Trying DP with a FWB and a mate.

Consequences: I was laid on the edge of the bed, she was on top of me and my mate entered her from behind doggy style. She was enjoying herself, I was unsure, my mate obviously having a whale of a time. He said "Im gonna cum!", She replied "Pull out and cum on my back!" so he did. Unfortunately, as he pulled out, she pushed back, overbalanced and her knee slipped off the bed. She fell to one side and my mate sprayed his seed all over my chest and face. He could not stop laughing, she wanted to lick it all off, I wanted to get in the shower. Trying to wash clods of your mates spunk out of your chest hair isnt very fun."

I’m sorry I should t have found that as entertaining as I did and the last one was amazing x

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I can't write it here "

Was it Michael Barrymore ?

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By *isser36Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

Hahaha mate this made me laugh, brilliant, like a scene from a carry on porn , seems like you took it in good spirits, I'd have been like your mate and completely creased hahaha.

I have a couple, like yourself a married woman who I didn't know was still married she told me she was separated (clearly wasnt) . The sex was bang average for me although she did always make the effort getting dressed all sexy in lingerie and the likes I think I could just sense something was off, and it was. I found out she was still with the husband and called a holt to things, if she'd told me from the start she was still with him i might have felt differently about things, maybe even turned on by it but and i guess she felt rejected so Husband found out about us and I think she deliberately him told him who I was and of course he went on the war path and eventually caught upto me in a local bar after he'd had a few beers with his mates. Now this guy clearly wasn't a fighter but had Enough beer in him to be brave , am not a little guy and can look after myself, fortunately I was sober and on a date with a lady friend so when he came over and started giving it large I convinced him not to be silly and assured him I knew nothing of her still being married and ended it as soon as I did and that his wife had played us both. He went off on his way but it was a very uncomfortable and regrettable situation that could easily have gotten out of hand. I know they ended up getting divorced and he's now with someone else her I don't know about.

The other was a mates ex, very recently after they split she bumped Into me in a pub and after a few drinks and a chat she quite brazenly said so are you going to come home and fuck me then or what? I'd had enough beer to make a bad decision. The sex was hot as fuck she had the best tits I've ever had the fortune to get my hands and mouth on and we fucked several times after that time aswell, needless to say my mate found out and things were never the same after that between us again. As it happens many years later I fucked her sister , I say fucked but it wasn't much of one as I was messy d*unk and my performance was less that adequate. Karma I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers!

Your situations sound a bit hellish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any1 wanna share stories where something happened with someone/someones that shouldnt have because of the consequences if was found out like bosses/partners family members etc "

Aunty

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

V's cousin, he's gorgeous & funny but it went too far & he had a girlfriend asleep in the same house when we did.

V filmed it it's in our profile I think.

Only consequences was how guilty I felt even though she was a horrible bitch anyway.

He even got me to wear her stewardess dress

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By *edonist79Man
over a year ago

Trowbridge

The ones I regret I'm not going to list in an open forum anyone can read

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over a year ago


"My full list of people I should not have fucked, and the consequences, in no particular order:

My mates sister.

Consequences: Deep regret and awkwardness. The sex was bad, I came very early and she was using me to get back at her fella.

My mate who's sister I fucked.

Consequences: loss of the friendship as I found out that day I was definitely not into men, but he was definitely into me.

Ex wife (after she was my ex).

Consequences: I fucked her because I could. It was a power thing. I used her, and at the time relished that I had made her cheat on her new boyfriend. It was a shitty thing to do and I am deeply ashamed of it, at the time I justified it as payback for the pain she caused me.

A married woman.

Consequences: it was very, very intense and we took some insane risks in pursuit of sexual gratification. Like the brightest, most fierce stars, it ended in an explosion of tremendous force and left a black hole in my emotions. She is still married, now with children.

Another married woman.

Consequences: Her husband found out she was playing away after she left her phone at home when she went to work. Though he did not find out about me, but another man she was fucking on the side. But she at first blamed me for breaking the rules and texting her during "forbidden hours" until she realised she had fessed up to the wrong affair, and I had not broken the rules or rumbled her, it was the other fella. That was a complicated one. She is still married to him as far as I know.

A now ex girlfriend.

Consequences: I should never have got involved. I ignored the red flags and ultimately she chewed me up and spat me out and destroyed my self confidence.

A street prostitute my friend dared me to fuck on our way home from the pub when I was a much younger boy.

Consequences: she nicked my wallet while she was giving me a lacklustre blowjob. The whole experience was grim. She wrestled a condom onto my flaccid penis, put it in her mouth for all of 30 seconds while lifting my wallet, stood up, turned around and pulled her knickers down and said "Now fuck me" and I attempted what was akin to playing pool using a bit of rope as a cue. She said "just a sec I'll get something to help" and proceeded to (literally) run off while pulling up her knickers, leaving me to waddle after her penguin style with a condom hanging off the end of my floppy cock.

And finally. Trying DP with a FWB and a mate.

Consequences: I was laid on the edge of the bed, she was on top of me and my mate entered her from behind doggy style. She was enjoying herself, I was unsure, my mate obviously having a whale of a time. He said "Im gonna cum!", She replied "Pull out and cum on my back!" so he did. Unfortunately, as he pulled out, she pushed back, overbalanced and her knee slipped off the bed. She fell to one side and my mate sprayed his seed all over my chest and face. He could not stop laughing, she wanted to lick it all off, I wanted to get in the shower. Trying to wash clods of your mates spunk out of your chest hair isnt very fun."

The last ones got me dying with laughter ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My full list of people I should not have fucked, and the consequences, in no particular order:

My mates sister.

Consequences: Deep regret and awkwardness. The sex was bad, I came very early and she was using me to get back at her fella.

My mate who's sister I fucked.

Consequences: loss of the friendship as I found out that day I was definitely not into men, but he was definitely into me.

Ex wife (after she was my ex).

Consequences: I fucked her because I could. It was a power thing. I used her, and at the time relished that I had made her cheat on her new boyfriend. It was a shitty thing to do and I am deeply ashamed of it, at the time I justified it as payback for the pain she caused me.

A married woman.

Consequences: it was very, very intense and we took some insane risks in pursuit of sexual gratification. Like the brightest, most fierce stars, it ended in an explosion of tremendous force and left a black hole in my emotions. She is still married, now with children.

Another married woman.

Consequences: Her husband found out she was playing away after she left her phone at home when she went to work. Though he did not find out about me, but another man she was fucking on the side. But she at first blamed me for breaking the rules and texting her during "forbidden hours" until she realised she had fessed up to the wrong affair, and I had not broken the rules or rumbled her, it was the other fella. That was a complicated one. She is still married to him as far as I know.

A now ex girlfriend.

Consequences: I should never have got involved. I ignored the red flags and ultimately she chewed me up and spat me out and destroyed my self confidence.

A street prostitute my friend dared me to fuck on our way home from the pub when I was a much younger boy.

Consequences: she nicked my wallet while she was giving me a lacklustre blowjob. The whole experience was grim. She wrestled a condom onto my flaccid penis, put it in her mouth for all of 30 seconds while lifting my wallet, stood up, turned around and pulled her knickers down and said "Now fuck me" and I attempted what was akin to playing pool using a bit of rope as a cue. She said "just a sec I'll get something to help" and proceeded to (literally) run off while pulling up her knickers, leaving me to waddle after her penguin style with a condom hanging off the end of my floppy cock.

And finally. Trying DP with a FWB and a mate.

Consequences: I was laid on the edge of the bed, she was on top of me and my mate entered her from behind doggy style. She was enjoying herself, I was unsure, my mate obviously having a whale of a time. He said "Im gonna cum!", She replied "Pull out and cum on my back!" so he did. Unfortunately, as he pulled out, she pushed back, overbalanced and her knee slipped off the bed. She fell to one side and my mate sprayed his seed all over my chest and face. He could not stop laughing, she wanted to lick it all off, I wanted to get in the shower. Trying to wash clods of your mates spunk out of your chest hair isnt very fun."

Absolutely brilliant !! Such a well written piece ! Cheers for sharing ……. Especially the last one

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By *urvybeckiWoman
over a year ago

Enfield

One or two that should never happened lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My at the time boss to get a promotion, which happened then it got out of hand and HR weren't very happy

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"My full list of people I should not have fucked, and the consequences, in no particular order:

......... "

Thanks for sharing, there are some very brave disclosures in there and as others have said, a bit of humour too!

Thank you!

Gbat

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock


"My full list of people I should not have fucked, and the consequences, in no particular order:

My mates sister.

Consequences: Deep regret and awkwardness. The sex was bad, I came very early and she was using me to get back at her fella.

My mate who's sister I fucked.

Consequences: loss of the friendship as I found out that day I was definitely not into men, but he was definitely into me.

Ex wife (after she was my ex).

Consequences: I fucked her because I could. It was a power thing. I used her, and at the time relished that I had made her cheat on her new boyfriend. It was a shitty thing to do and I am deeply ashamed of it, at the time I justified it as payback for the pain she caused me.

A married woman.

Consequences: it was very, very intense and we took some insane risks in pursuit of sexual gratification. Like the brightest, most fierce stars, it ended in an explosion of tremendous force and left a black hole in my emotions. She is still married, now with children.

Another married woman.

Consequences: Her husband found out she was playing away after she left her phone at home when she went to work. Though he did not find out about me, but another man she was fucking on the side. But she at first blamed me for breaking the rules and texting her during "forbidden hours" until she realised she had fessed up to the wrong affair, and I had not broken the rules or rumbled her, it was the other fella. That was a complicated one. She is still married to him as far as I know.

A now ex girlfriend.

Consequences: I should never have got involved. I ignored the red flags and ultimately she chewed me up and spat me out and destroyed my self confidence.

A street prostitute my friend dared me to fuck on our way home from the pub when I was a much younger boy.

Consequences: she nicked my wallet while she was giving me a lacklustre blowjob. The whole experience was grim. She wrestled a condom onto my flaccid penis, put it in her mouth for all of 30 seconds while lifting my wallet, stood up, turned around and pulled her knickers down and said "Now fuck me" and I attempted what was akin to playing pool using a bit of rope as a cue. She said "just a sec I'll get something to help" and proceeded to (literally) run off while pulling up her knickers, leaving me to waddle after her penguin style with a condom hanging off the end of my floppy cock.

And finally. Trying DP with a FWB and a mate.

Consequences: I was laid on the edge of the bed, she was on top of me and my mate entered her from behind doggy style. She was enjoying herself, I was unsure, my mate obviously having a whale of a time. He said "Im gonna cum!", She replied "Pull out and cum on my back!" so he did. Unfortunately, as he pulled out, she pushed back, overbalanced and her knee slipped off the bed. She fell to one side and my mate sprayed his seed all over my chest and face. He could not stop laughing, she wanted to lick it all off, I wanted to get in the shower. Trying to wash clods of your mates spunk out of your chest hair isnt very fun."

You've really brightened my day, thank you

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went back to one of my mums friends house after bumping into them during a night out. Part of me in the morning was happy but also a little bit of regret in case something bad followed. So far so good though

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By *ibennyMan
over a year ago

rutherglen

Auntie

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

In my younger, yet legal years, I was very naive. A friend of my brother broke up with his fiance and we hooked up.

Or so I thought. They got married 2 weeks later and I was made into a mug for believing him. Yeah I wasn't the smartest back then

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


" I was made into a mug for believing him."

He'd have been the bigger mug if you'd told everyone!!!

Gbat

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

My friends boyfriend. I was having a dry spell in my late teens and for some reason my friend offered up her boyfriend for me he was really good looking and I new he had a soft spot for me so we both decided to go for it so my friend waited outside the room and we got down to it then my friend walked in the room and caught us at it with his bare ass up in the air between my legs she quickly shut the door and we stopped as it then felt weird she was never the same with me after that and brought it up in arguments to use against me we had been friends since primary school and are still friends we just don’t see each other very often now in retrospect I don’t think it was worth it.

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By *goodlengthMan
over a year ago

near Trowbridge

A lady I was working with. I was new to the company and it only took a couple of weeks for her to make it very clear that she thought we should have sex. I initially ignored her advances but then accepted her invitation for drinks out. Drinks wasn’t just drinks but drinks and then a hotel room. We fucked all night and then continued what was a purely physical relationship for about 8 months. We were both enjoying the sex but slowly drifted apart, more so when I told her that I had met someone and therefore I wasn’t up for playing behind their back. It was awkward for the remainder of my time at the company (a further year).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad my antics have given people a giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My workmates daughter who was also a work colleague though in different country. Work party, different countries getting together, booze……always risky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

Having sex with my boss in his office,over his desk,I was 21,he was 51,and his daughter was also one of my best friends from primary school and Middle school!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boss "

How can he say no

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies


"My full list of people I should not have fucked, and the consequences, in no particular order:

My mates sister.

Consequences: Deep regret and awkwardness. The sex was bad, I came very early and she was using me to get back at her fella.

My mate who's sister I fucked.

Consequences: loss of the friendship as I found out that day I was definitely not into men, but he was definitely into me.

Ex wife (after she was my ex).

Consequences: I fucked her because I could. It was a power thing. I used her, and at the time relished that I had made her cheat on her new boyfriend. It was a shitty thing to do and I am deeply ashamed of it, at the time I justified it as payback for the pain she caused me.

A married woman.

Consequences: it was very, very intense and we took some insane risks in pursuit of sexual gratification. Like the brightest, most fierce stars, it ended in an explosion of tremendous force and left a black hole in my emotions. She is still married, now with children.

Another married woman.

Consequences: Her husband found out she was playing away after she left her phone at home when she went to work. Though he did not find out about me, but another man she was fucking on the side. But she at first blamed me for breaking the rules and texting her during "forbidden hours" until she realised she had fessed up to the wrong affair, and I had not broken the rules or rumbled her, it was the other fella. That was a complicated one. She is still married to him as far as I know.

A now ex girlfriend.

Consequences: I should never have got involved. I ignored the red flags and ultimately she chewed me up and spat me out and destroyed my self confidence.

A street prostitute my friend dared me to fuck on our way home from the pub when I was a much younger boy.

Consequences: she nicked my wallet while she was giving me a lacklustre blowjob. The whole experience was grim. She wrestled a condom onto my flaccid penis, put it in her mouth for all of 30 seconds while lifting my wallet, stood up, turned around and pulled her knickers down and said "Now fuck me" and I attempted what was akin to playing pool using a bit of rope as a cue. She said "just a sec I'll get something to help" and proceeded to (literally) run off while pulling up her knickers, leaving me to waddle after her penguin style with a condom hanging off the end of my floppy cock.

And finally. Trying DP with a FWB and a mate.

Consequences: I was laid on the edge of the bed, she was on top of me and my mate entered her from behind doggy style. She was enjoying herself, I was unsure, my mate obviously having a whale of a time. He said "Im gonna cum!", She replied "Pull out and cum on my back!" so he did. Unfortunately, as he pulled out, she pushed back, overbalanced and her knee slipped off the bed. She fell to one side and my mate sprayed his seed all over my chest and face. He could not stop laughing, she wanted to lick it all off, I wanted to get in the shower. Trying to wash clods of your mates spunk out of your chest hair isnt very fun."

You win

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

One from here but can’t tell just in case.

In the pub, pretty girl, tight white top leaving nothing to the imagination, I’m there! Turns out she was a scally, just out of prison (for GBH and robbery) in a half-way house. I still took her back to mine in a half d*unken stupor. Sex was deplorable by both parties and woke up to her going through my belongings. Not one of the best decisions ever made but a sucker for revealing tight white tops.

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By *ama bamaMan
over a year ago

dalkeith

Ex Girlfriends Son

Turns out he had always fancied me and that explains why he was a little cunt.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

After finishing doing the deed with a lad I knew through shared sporting activities I added him "so when did you and XXXXX split up?" assuming they must have for him to have been hanging out the back of me.

He replied "we haven't, she's pregnant and I'm not getting any, why else would you think I'm here"

Yeah, that was an eye opener and gut wrencher.

My most recent ex who was supposedly separated and only married as a technicality as divorce was an expense neither of them thought was necessary just yet.

Lies. After 2 years of a relationship lockdown happened and the truth outed that as far as his wife was concerned they were taking their vows as seriously as the day they were made.

That busted me up big time. I felt like a fraud, like my last hope at love was one big bullshit lie, and it was enough for me to shut up shop.

That was the point where I learned that sex is a commodity much like money that people will lie, twist, con, cheat, steal and manipulate to obtain..

Nah. I'm out.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen


"After finishing doing the deed with a lad I knew through shared sporting activities I added him "so when did you and XXXXX split up?" assuming they must have for him to have been hanging out the back of me.

He replied "we haven't, she's pregnant and I'm not getting any, why else would you think I'm here"

Yeah, that was an eye opener and gut wrencher.

My most recent ex who was supposedly separated and only married as a technicality as divorce was an expense neither of them thought was necessary just yet.

Lies. After 2 years of a relationship lockdown happened and the truth outed that as far as his wife was concerned they were taking their vows as seriously as the day they were made.

That busted me up big time. I felt like a fraud, like my last hope at love was one big bullshit lie, and it was enough for me to shut up shop.

That was the point where I learned that sex is a commodity much like money that people will lie, twist, con, cheat, steal and manipulate to obtain..

Nah. I'm out."

That’s some big time lie to keep going that long! Some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After finishing doing the deed with a lad I knew through shared sporting activities I added him "so when did you and XXXXX split up?" assuming they must have for him to have been hanging out the back of me.

He replied "we haven't, she's pregnant and I'm not getting any, why else would you think I'm here"

Yeah, that was an eye opener and gut wrencher.

My most recent ex who was supposedly separated and only married as a technicality as divorce was an expense neither of them thought was necessary just yet.

Lies. After 2 years of a relationship lockdown happened and the truth outed that as far as his wife was concerned they were taking their vows as seriously as the day they were made.

That busted me up big time. I felt like a fraud, like my last hope at love was one big bullshit lie, and it was enough for me to shut up shop.

That was the point where I learned that sex is a commodity much like money that people will lie, twist, con, cheat, steal and manipulate to obtain..

Nah. I'm out."

Meant to ak you last time I saw this one... If you are out why are you on a singing site? Thats not a loaded questions, I am genuinely curious... If we are gonna develop the Jampon Orgsmic Period Reducer together and become gazillionaire, I need to know your motivations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging. Not singing.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"After finishing doing the deed with a lad I knew through shared sporting activities I added him "so when did you and XXXXX split up?" assuming they must have for him to have been hanging out the back of me.

He replied "we haven't, she's pregnant and I'm not getting any, why else would you think I'm here"

Yeah, that was an eye opener and gut wrencher.

My most recent ex who was supposedly separated and only married as a technicality as divorce was an expense neither of them thought was necessary just yet.

Lies. After 2 years of a relationship lockdown happened and the truth outed that as far as his wife was concerned they were taking their vows as seriously as the day they were made.

That busted me up big time. I felt like a fraud, like my last hope at love was one big bullshit lie, and it was enough for me to shut up shop.

That was the point where I learned that sex is a commodity much like money that people will lie, twist, con, cheat, steal and manipulate to obtain..

Nah. I'm out.

That’s some big time lie to keep going that long! Some people "

He worked all over the country and world so piece of piss to tell her he was working and have her think nothing of it. He'd video call me every night for hours on end when he finished work so I knew exactly where he was. When he wasn't at work and was at home I appreciated he didn't get much time with his daughter so left him to it. My own dad worked shifts and I didn't see him nearly as much as I wanted to coz I'd be in bed when he got home from work. So, by being empathetic to the situation and making sure they had undisturbed dad and daughter time I inadvertently helped him pull the wool over my eyes.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

@jamspoons, i laughed out loud at that last confession. Awkward, but bloody funny, sorry.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"After finishing doing the deed with a lad I knew through shared sporting activities I added him "so when did you and XXXXX split up?" assuming they must have for him to have been hanging out the back of me.

He replied "we haven't, she's pregnant and I'm not getting any, why else would you think I'm here"

Yeah, that was an eye opener and gut wrencher.

My most recent ex who was supposedly separated and only married as a technicality as divorce was an expense neither of them thought was necessary just yet.

Lies. After 2 years of a relationship lockdown happened and the truth outed that as far as his wife was concerned they were taking their vows as seriously as the day they were made.

That busted me up big time. I felt like a fraud, like my last hope at love was one big bullshit lie, and it was enough for me to shut up shop.

That was the point where I learned that sex is a commodity much like money that people will lie, twist, con, cheat, steal and manipulate to obtain..

Nah. I'm out."

Ouch, what a bunch of dickheads.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"After finishing doing the deed with a lad I knew through shared sporting activities I added him "so when did you and XXXXX split up?" assuming they must have for him to have been hanging out the back of me.

He replied "we haven't, she's pregnant and I'm not getting any, why else would you think I'm here"

Yeah, that was an eye opener and gut wrencher.

My most recent ex who was supposedly separated and only married as a technicality as divorce was an expense neither of them thought was necessary just yet.

Lies. After 2 years of a relationship lockdown happened and the truth outed that as far as his wife was concerned they were taking their vows as seriously as the day they were made.

That busted me up big time. I felt like a fraud, like my last hope at love was one big bullshit lie, and it was enough for me to shut up shop.

That was the point where I learned that sex is a commodity much like money that people will lie, twist, con, cheat, steal and manipulate to obtain..

Nah. I'm out.

Meant to ak you last time I saw this one... If you are out why are you on a singing site? Thats not a loaded questions, I am genuinely curious... If we are gonna develop the Jampon Orgsmic Period Reducer together and become gazillionaire, I need to know your motivations. "

Habit.

People I've "known" albeit virtually for the 6 years I've been here, plus hopefully me sharing my life experience may help others.

I just hope that me telling people how fucked up I am may stop 1 person fucking someone else over and impacting their life in a way that it'll prevent them trusting again in the future. Coz that shit is cruel.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen


"After finishing doing the deed with a lad I knew through shared sporting activities I added him "so when did you and XXXXX split up?" assuming they must have for him to have been hanging out the back of me.

He replied "we haven't, she's pregnant and I'm not getting any, why else would you think I'm here"

Yeah, that was an eye opener and gut wrencher.

My most recent ex who was supposedly separated and only married as a technicality as divorce was an expense neither of them thought was necessary just yet.

Lies. After 2 years of a relationship lockdown happened and the truth outed that as far as his wife was concerned they were taking their vows as seriously as the day they were made.

That busted me up big time. I felt like a fraud, like my last hope at love was one big bullshit lie, and it was enough for me to shut up shop.

That was the point where I learned that sex is a commodity much like money that people will lie, twist, con, cheat, steal and manipulate to obtain..

Nah. I'm out.

Meant to ak you last time I saw this one... If you are out why are you on a singing site? Thats not a loaded questions, I am genuinely curious... If we are gonna develop the Jampon Orgsmic Period Reducer together and become gazillionaire, I need to know your motivations.

Habit.

People I've "known" albeit virtually for the 6 years I've been here, plus hopefully me sharing my life experience may help others.

I just hope that me telling people how fucked up I am may stop 1 person fucking someone else over and impacting their life in a way that it'll prevent them trusting again in the future. Coz that shit is cruel."

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Love this answer. So funny it literally caused me to snort out a laugh.

Mine would be camping with g/f and her friend when very much younger. All three of us sleeping on one blow up mattress with me as the filling in the sandwich. When g/f asleep the friend snuggled into me and pulled me into big spoon pulling my hand under her top and well things went from there.

G/f had no idea...... well until friend told her once we got back and that was end of us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I Love this answer. So funny it literally caused me to snort out a laugh.

Mine would be camping with g/f and her friend when very much younger. All three of us sleeping on one blow up mattress with me as the filling in the sandwich. When g/f asleep the friend snuggled into me and pulled me into big spoon pulling my hand under her top and well things went from there.

G/f had no idea...... well until friend told her once we got back and that was end of us lol "

Sounds like it was hot till it was not and a blow up mattress difficult enough yo sit on them let alone you know had a few like that number one is probably the job,Number 2 is the fridge incident and number 3 is the husband one where lets just say a very angry husband interrupted me and his wife and chased me out the house that was embarrassing to explain to my neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranged a meet with a couple once and whilst having a chat with the lady in the bar, it quickly became obvious that her fella worked for the same company as me and that under certain circumstances I could be considered his superior although I didn’t know either of them.

Shouldn’t have done it but they were both so cute and had a great night all together. Met once more after that before work worries got the better feeling of me.

Still the best couple I’ve ever met and wish it could have continued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arranged a meet with a couple once and whilst having a chat with the lady in the bar, it quickly became obvious that her fella worked for the same company as me and that under certain circumstances I could be considered his superior although I didn’t know either of them.

Shouldn’t have done it but they were both so cute and had a great night all together. Met once more after that before work worries got the better feeling of me.

Still the best couple I’ve ever met and wish it could have continued "

I'm in the same industry as you, and there seems to be a lot of sex about! It must be the long, unsociable hours which have an effect on people.

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By *mids LadMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Been a few that shouldn't have happened but did .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arranged a meet with a couple once and whilst having a chat with the lady in the bar, it quickly became obvious that her fella worked for the same company as me and that under certain circumstances I could be considered his superior although I didn’t know either of them.

Shouldn’t have done it but they were both so cute and had a great night all together. Met once more after that before work worries got the better feeling of me.

Still the best couple I’ve ever met and wish it could have continued

I'm in the same industry as you, and there seems to be a lot of sex about! It must be the long, unsociable hours which have an effect on people. "

Very possibly, either that or were such a big employer that statistically you’re bound to run into people you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Very possibly, either that or were such a big employer that statistically you’re bound to run into people you know "

Our industry is a very small place, despite its size! And if something happens it's hard to keep it quiet!

That's how I know about a former manager was at it with guys from p-way in the back of a Transit crew bus once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"V's cousin, he's gorgeous & funny but it went too far & he had a girlfriend asleep in the same house when we did.

V filmed it it's in our profile I think.

Only consequences was how guilty I felt even though she was a horrible bitch anyway.

He even got me to wear her stewardess dress "

Now that is naughty but SO hot

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

take your pick from

most of her mates

cousins

married women

mates wife

brothers girlfriend

an upright cock has no conscience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take your pick from

most of her mates

cousins

married women

mates wife

brothers girlfriend

an upright cock has no conscience"

"an upright cock has no conscience"

Thank you for giving me a much needed laugh this morning

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By *rNightMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Gf’s cousin and a couple of her friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a specific kink for married women or women in relationships.

Trust me with your money, trust me with your life. Trust me with your children but NEVER with your wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once slept with a friend's mother, I was 22 at the time and ended up in a house with my cousin, her and her friend...

After a few drinks she and her friend claimed each of us and took us upstairs they were cougars but before it was widely known or before I knew what they were at least.

In short it was an amazing night and I'd definitely see her again... It's been about 8 years now but she was the first true anal lover I ever met and she made me fall in love with anal too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a specific kink for married women or women in relationships.

Trust me with your money, trust me with your life. Trust me with your children but NEVER with your wife. "

Me too, I don't know what it is but it makes it so much better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My full list of people I should not have fucked, and the consequences, in no particular order:

My mates sister.

Consequences: Deep regret and awkwardness. The sex was bad, I came very early and she was using me to get back at her fella.

My mate who's sister I fucked.

Consequences: loss of the friendship as I found out that day I was definitely not into men, but he was definitely into me.

Ex wife (after she was my ex).

Consequences: I fucked her because I could. It was a power thing. I used her, and at the time relished that I had made her cheat on her new boyfriend. It was a shitty thing to do and I am deeply ashamed of it, at the time I justified it as payback for the pain she caused me.

A married woman.

Consequences: it was very, very intense and we took some insane risks in pursuit of sexual gratification. Like the brightest, most fierce stars, it ended in an explosion of tremendous force and left a black hole in my emotions. She is still married, now with children.

Another married woman.

Consequences: Her husband found out she was playing away after she left her phone at home when she went to work. Though he did not find out about me, but another man she was fucking on the side. But she at first blamed me for breaking the rules and texting her during "forbidden hours" until she realised she had fessed up to the wrong affair, and I had not broken the rules or rumbled her, it was the other fella. That was a complicated one. She is still married to him as far as I know.

A now ex girlfriend.

Consequences: I should never have got involved. I ignored the red flags and ultimately she chewed me up and spat me out and destroyed my self confidence.

A street prostitute my friend dared me to fuck on our way home from the pub when I was a much younger boy.

Consequences: she nicked my wallet while she was giving me a lacklustre blowjob. The whole experience was grim. She wrestled a condom onto my flaccid penis, put it in her mouth for all of 30 seconds while lifting my wallet, stood up, turned around and pulled her knickers down and said "Now fuck me" and I attempted what was akin to playing pool using a bit of rope as a cue. She said "just a sec I'll get something to help" and proceeded to (literally) run off while pulling up her knickers, leaving me to waddle after her penguin style with a condom hanging off the end of my floppy cock.

And finally. Trying DP with a FWB and a mate.

Consequences: I was laid on the edge of the bed, she was on top of me and my mate entered her from behind doggy style. She was enjoying herself, I was unsure, my mate obviously having a whale of a time. He said "Im gonna cum!", She replied "Pull out and cum on my back!" so he did. Unfortunately, as he pulled out, she pushed back, overbalanced and her knee slipped off the bed. She fell to one side and my mate sprayed his seed all over my chest and face. He could not stop laughing, she wanted to lick it all off, I wanted to get in the shower. Trying to wash clods of your mates spunk out of your chest hair isnt very fun."

That was quite insightful.

And an interesting read. It's not often people reply to a thread with an actual full response. Most men are also too horny to think and write more than a couple words.... as can be seen from the rest of the comments.

Thanks for an interesting read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Very possibly, either that or were such a big employer that statistically you’re bound to run into people you know

Our industry is a very small place, despite its size! And if something happens it's hard to keep it quiet!

That's how I know about a former manager was at it with guys from p-way in the back of a Transit crew bus once! "

I tried to pm you but can't, so you're on track too? There's a few of us on here isn't there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a specific kink for married women or women in relationships.

Trust me with your money, trust me with your life. Trust me with your children but NEVER with your wife.

Me too, I don't know what it is but it makes it so much better! "
i used to feel so guilty about it. Now I embrace it and just make sure that with friends wives I am never ever in that position, and make sure I never have any phone numbers etc for them to stop the temptation. Thankfully for my closest friends I do not fancy the wives of in the least bit.

My track record is shocking though for women in relationships. Women are definitely unfaithful as much as men.

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