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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had a few near misses in the past getting caught with cum on me in public. 5 or 6 times at least I've been at work and noticed I had dried cum on my arms or trousers.

Anything similar happened to other men or women? and did u get foundout?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have on many occasions had cum on me. But not accidentally. I would have to wait for permission to clean up.

Have also had a facial in a car park and then gone straight into the shop.

Cali

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I've had a few near misses in the past getting caught with cum on me in public. 5 or 6 times at least I've been at work and noticed I had dried cum on my arms or trousers.

Anything similar happened to other men or women? and did u get foundout? "

dont you shower??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to cum on my ex's tits just before we went out and she would not clean up just put her bra on and we'd go out with her having spunky tits real turn on also used to cum in her gusset and she'd put her knickers on with cum in them and go out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was getting a hand job once and there was a lot of edging, stopping and starting- when I eventually came it was massive and the first two massive shots seemed to just disappear - eyes were closed enjoying it so didn't think anything more of it - we cleaned the rest up then got up to discover the first two shots had hit the wall above my head leaving two big streaks of cum dripping down the wall .....AWKWARD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cum stains in my car and I can't get them off...any suggestions?

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Hahaha......yeah a couple of times I've had a facial and not cleaned up properly to later find a nice flakey white patch on my neck, or a patch of hair that's gone rather stiff .........always reminds me of that film, there's something about Mary

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By *imples12Man
over a year ago

london

118 118 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have on many occasions had cum on me. But not accidentally. I would have to wait for permission to clean up.

Have also had a facial in a car park and then gone straight into the shop.

Cali"

wow now thats sexy! what was the reaction of people in the ship?

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By *elrose57Couple
over a year ago

reading

get new car

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"I have on many occasions had cum on me. But not accidentally. I would have to wait for permission to clean up.

Have also had a facial in a car park and then gone straight into the shop.

Cali

wow now thats sexy! what was the reaction of people in the ship?"

They asked how the hell they ended up in a car park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a black wool coat I wore for a social which ended up in car park giving a blow job. Thought id caught it all in my mouth and face only to realise a few days later I have stains all over front of coat. Needs dry cleaning but I can't take it on with a straight face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to cum on my ex's tits just before we went out and she would not clean up just put her bra on and we'd go out with her having spunky tits real turn on also used to cum in her gusset and she'd put her knickers on with cum in them and go out x"

Ohhhhh yes! I used to do this a lot with my ex, and yep, it's a huge turn on knowing that someone might notice the cum. We had that happen a couple of times....funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting spattered and sputtered is an occupational hazard... no biggie really.

Wolf

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Same here but, again, not by accident.

I love it when Vincent fills me with cum just before sending me home. Sitting on the train with warm cum slowly dripping out and soaking my underwear and inner thighs, wondering if people can smell it/see it is a massive turn on for me.

- Amy. x

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By *at1980Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Cal u dirty bitch

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

wow wat train are you on the first captiol conect from were to were lol iam herts too lol i would give my seat up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had sex with my ex wife and two male friends of mine. All very horny. The ex took me and one of the other lads in hand and started wanking us to finish while the other guy was fucking her from behind, just as weer both coming she ducked her head and the other bloke ended up with me, then my other mate spraying him with cum. Was hilarious for us, not so for him lol

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By *ick_the_mickCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

My Partner loves being filled before work and loves the thought of it dripping into her knickers ! or i cum on her tit's and let her go to work with sticky tit's! she only wears knickers for work as she goes commando when out and loves being played with anywhere lol I say have you ever been fingered in say asda and she say's no and opens her leg's for me to slip a finger in, we both love it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have on many occasions had cum on me. But not accidentally. I would have to wait for permission to clean up.

Have also had a facial in a car park and then gone straight into the shop.

Cali"
omg lool serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was getting a hand job once and there was a lot of edging, stopping and starting- when I eventually came it was massive and the first two massive shots seemed to just disappear - eyes were closed enjoying it so didn't think anything more of it - we cleaned the rest up then got up to discover the first two shots had hit the wall above my head leaving two big streaks of cum dripping down the wall .....AWKWARD"

Yeah, must be hell getting it off Anaglypta.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went out yesterday with cum in my hair. It wasn't really visible, but hub loved it all the same. He'd have me going out looking like a painter's radio if he could, but decency stops me unless it's somewhere that can't be seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sex friend got cum spotted by her then boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a net friend for the first time for a drink in Oxford Street after work a few years back. Really hit it off so ventured into Hyde Park on the late summer's evening just as it was getting dark. Lots of heavy petting and then moved to shagging against a tree. Her skirt up and panties down, my trousers unbelted and cock out. Great hot fuck session then we dressed and parted with regrets at Marble Arch tube to make our ways home. Next morning get dressed for work and unaware wife sees dried snail trail all over front of my trousers. Omg have to think quickly on my feet. Thank goodness for the naughty bullfinch that had been preening itself all summer long in the wing mirrors of our cars and crapping down the side of the car. Wheel out ready made alibi and it worked a treat. Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a meet yesterday with a huge cocked older man from here, he was fucking me brutally and just as I was wanking myself to completion he pulls out and then failed to get condom off in time, meaning I didn't get my load he was embaressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipes move everything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a black wool coat I wore for a social which ended up in car park giving a blow job. Thought id caught it all in my mouth and face only to realise a few days later I have stains all over front of coat. Needs dry cleaning but I can't take it on with a straight face. "

Just ell 'em it's yoghurt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a black wool coat I wore for a social which ended up in car park giving a blow job. Thought id caught it all in my mouth and face only to realise a few days later I have stains all over front of coat. Needs dry cleaning but I can't take it on with a straight face.

Just ell 'em it's yoghurt!! "

ell- tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not intentionally no but it was funny afterwards knowing that other knew what i knew that they were thinking what was i was thinking and then we all thunked the same that was funny thought ....are you still with me ??????

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

Blame snail trails on slugs

simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

receiving a lubed up hand job from the Mrs last night I came all over my own face, embaressing for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was getting ready for a party and was putting on a sexy dress. I bent her over the bed and done her from behind. When I pulled out some cum must if dripped on to the bottom of the skirt. We noticed it at the party, it put a smile on are faces

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

An incident from my school days; I was in a park shelter with a girl and had my fingers inside her while she played with my cock and we kissed. I suddenly came all over her skirt and blouse. She was horrified by the amount (first time she'd made a boy cum) and we tried to clean her up but it still showed. She was worried her parents would notice when she got home and guess what it was, but they didn't. It would have been a sign their little daughter was growing up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have on many occasions had cum on me. But not accidentally. I would have to wait for permission to clean up.

Have also had a facial in a car park and then gone straight into the shop.

Cali"

Will you marry me xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save money on pearl necklaces and go out with a neckful of cum .. watch the admiring glances from passing women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came back home from a doging session with my girlfriend. Parked car up and thought nothing of it. Next day the wife and I go out in the car. She says you seen these marks on side of the car. So I walk around and see cum stains on the side near window where the cocks had been in night before. I then had to think quick lol and say it must be birds !

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