FabSwingers.com forum: Walk of shame

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was thinking of this earlier and had a giggle, so I hope I'm not the only one to admit this. You're in a pub and having a good time with a guy/girl you comtinue the fun elsewhere. You wake look at him/her and think bloody beer goggles again, you go to leave and realise you've brought them to yours

would else has done this? If it's someone you met off fab please be respectful to them. Come on spill the beans let's have a laugh

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Happen me met in a club in limerick back to her place and well you know what happened woke up the next morning to well it wasn't great we'll just say that and in a part of the city that is not good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happen me met in a club in limerick back to her place and well you know what happened woke up the next morning to well it wasn't great we'll just say that and in a part of the city that is not good "

No second meet then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah happened once or twice, last one woke up thought best sneak out as really wasn't my type then realised was my room, she woke up reached right for my dick so thought oh well still to early for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah happened once or twice, last one woke up thought best sneak out as really wasn't my type then realised was my room, she woke up reached right for my dick so thought oh well still to early for breakfast

Haha

yes there was no seconds for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

yes there was no seconds for me

Awwww that's not good

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By *mooth8Man
over a year ago

s hertfordshire

best one ever..

in my youth went to club with mates. one tried getting off with a hot looking babe who blew him out. just short of closing some of us had pulled, said mate had pulled a sexy older woman. next day in pub he came in looking sheepish. said whats up mate she looked nice! well i stayed the nite and went to make coffee for her this morning then her daughter came in the kitchen... it was the girl that blew me out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha

yes there was no seconds for me

Awwww that's not good"

Well I didn't have you in my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"best one ever..

Haha that's hilarious, made me laugh

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Happen me met in a club in limerick back to her place and well you know what happened woke up the next morning to well it wasn't great we'll just say that and in a part of the city that is not good

No second meet then

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ah....... No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"best one ever..

Haha that's hilarious, made me laugh

That is funny !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My MATE once made a bird climb out of the window rather than walk her past his housemate

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Plenty of them mainly whilst at Uni..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plenty of them mainly whilst at Uni.."

You could tell one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

yes there was no seconds for me

Awwww that's not good

Well I didn't have you in my bed

You will soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol this is exactly why I don’t really drink!

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Happened to me with a friend of V's after a house party.

Woke up early still a bit dark & he was laying behind me & fingering me, i couldn't believe how fast i came so slid under the sheet & started sucking his cock, that's when i knew it wasn't V i pulled the sheet down & saw him

i couldn't actually believe it as until then we never really liked each other as friends even.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happened to me with a friend of V's after a house party.

i couldn't actually believe it as until then we never really liked each other as friends even.

Wow so yours wasn't a regret?

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
over a year ago

london

Done it a few times but the most memorable was when I couldn’t find one of my shoes so as I was climbing out a ground floor window wearing 1 Timberland, the woman’s boyfriend was coming in the front door!! D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done it a few times but the most memorable was when I couldn’t find one of my shoes so as I was climbing out a ground floor window wearing 1 Timberland, the woman’s boyfriend was coming in the front door!! D. "

Oh god did he see you?

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Wow so yours wasn't a regret?"

Oh it was, more to the point of we just still never got on even after that.

Honestly couldn't believe who it was

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

"Plenty of them mainly whilst at Uni..

You could tell one "

Worst one was a girl at SU bar who was dancing near me and mates.. I smiled at her and she came forward to snog me. I obliged naturally but then she wouldn’t let go, we had a few drinks and a thing led to another and ended up shagging her in her halls. I scarpered after sobering up and realising she was erm not that cute…

Got home and the lads were up waiting for me to give me grief

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plenty of them mainly whilst at Uni..

You could tell one

Got home and the lads were up waiting for me to give me grief "

Haha oh dear classic case of beer goggles

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By *awtybikerMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

Think my worst was waking up and realising I wasn’t in my own room, I rolled over to see an ex girlfriend that I’d had a messy break up with, fast asleep.

Quickly trying to think how I could get out of there, when she opened her eyes and said good morning.

I made my shit excuses and left, never to see her again

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
over a year ago

london

Oh god did he see you?"
Nope.

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By *inglekentguyMan
over a year ago

Gillingham

I met a girl off a dating site but we were meeting up for sex, I booked a hotel we had a few drinks went back to the room chatted, fucked and had some food after, both got into bed I fell asleep and woke up in the middle of the night and she had fucked off (luckily without my wallet or anything!) kind of just went back to sleep and went to message in the morning and she’d blocked me haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I met a girl off a dating site but we were meeting up for sex, I booked a hotel we had a few drinks went back to the room chatted, fucked and had some food after, both got into bed I fell asleep and woke up in the middle of the night and she had fucked off (luckily without my wallet or anything!) kind of just went back to

sleep and went to message in the morning and she’d blocked me haha!

Oh no gutted, not a nice way to be treated. I've paid for a hotel and the guy didn't show up, I got someone else

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By *inglekentguyMan
over a year ago

Gillingham

sleep and went to message in the morning and she’d blocked me haha!

Oh no gutted, not a nice way to be treated. I've paid for a hotel and the guy didn't show up, I got someone else

No definitely not just no need for it! Was it a good night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer going back to mine I feel more comfortable that way, but once I went with a girl and back to hers which was on the other side of the city to me and she had to chuck me out early doors before the kids came back, next train was over an hour away so I went for a walk of shame round Asda stoning if the awesome sex from the night before practically with a semi on wanting more of it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sleep and went to message in the morning and she’d blocked me haha!

Oh no gutted, not a nice way to be treated. I've paid for a hotel and the guy didn't show up, I got someone else

No definitely not just no need for it! Was it a good night?"

Yes really good

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By *ust ms lovinWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

We all been there .. maybe it’s a girl who leaves her face on the pillow ..

I remember Cheeky sending loads of messages once and when I looked at the pics of the profiles he swears they changed there pictures in the last 24 hours lol

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea

Way back in the day I met a girl at the Rock Garden in London. I went back to hers and we had a great night.

I woke up in the morning to the sound of kids voices. Given that we were both about 21 I figured she was either a really young mum living with parents or they must be much younger siblings.

I woke her up and she told me she was the live in nanny and wasn't supposed to bring guys home.

She had to sneak me out the back way via a door at the bottom of the garden.

I then found I was in Putney as I had been rather busy on the cab journey to hers the night before.

So not a disaster but sneaking out was a bit nerve wracking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in uni days i was getting down to our thing in bed on Saturday morning.

Worked up a sweat and was hungover.

Went to the toilet dressed in just boxers. Walked out of the loo only to be confronted by her dad who i had not met before.

She had not mentioned he was due to pick her up that day ffs!

very apologetic me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back in uni days i was getting down to our thing in bed on Saturday morning.

Worked up a sweat and was hungover.

Went to the toilet dressed in just boxers. Walked out of the loo only to be confronted by her dad who i had not met before.

She had not mentioned he was due to pick her up that day ffs!

very apologetic me!!!"

Haha brilliant introduction, bit soon to meet potential inlaws haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Way back in the day I met a girl at the Rock Garden in London. I went back to hers and we had a great night.

I woke up in the morning to the sound of kids voices. Given that we were both about 21 I figured she was either a really young mum living with parents or they must be much younger siblings.

I woke her up and she told me she was the live in nanny and wasn't supposed to bring guys home.

She had to sneak me out the back way via a door at the bottom of the garden.

I then found I was in Putney as I had been rather busy on the cab journey to hers the night before.

So not a disaster but sneaking out was a bit nerve wracking lol "

Oh no imagine if the kids had walked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid and did a paper round, I used to love seeing people doing the walk of shame early Saturday and Sunday morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was a kid and did a paper round, I used to love seeing people doing the walk of shame early Saturday and Sunday morning."

Haha yes it's written all over their face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a kid and did a paper round, I used to love seeing people doing the walk of shame early Saturday and Sunday morning.

Haha yes it's written all over their face "

High heels, party dress and smudged make up at 7 am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of them mainly whilst at Uni..

You could tell one

Got home and the lads were up waiting for me to give me grief

Haha oh dear classic case of beer goggles

I wonder if she felt the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was a kid and did a paper round, I used to love seeing people doing the walk of shame early Saturday and Sunday morning.

Haha yes it's written all over their face

High heels, party dress and smudged make up at 7 am lol"

That's my look now haha joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a kid and did a paper round, I used to love seeing people doing the walk of shame early Saturday and Sunday morning.

Haha yes it's written all over their face

High heels, party dress and smudged make up at 7 am lol

That's my look now haha joking

You do rock it though

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By *ttis669Man
over a year ago

warrington

We started calling it the stride of pride at uni

Not quite the same reasonnfornregret, but defo my worst drinking regret

I had a friend at uni, that we often stayed over at each other places as she lived the other side if town, so we'd stay at whoevers house was closest. She was cute, but wenwere friends andni never thought anymore of it than that, i never chased girls at uni, i was having too much fun to worry about that.

One particularly d*unken night, i had called her (at like 3am) to see if i could come stay, i remember her answereing the door in a really sexy nightie, and thinking someones lucky that they get to see her in that, then next thing i know its the morning, i have a headache and we're lying in bed chatting, me in boxers, her with just knickers on, which wasnt unusual given how comfortable we were around each other and how often we crashed at each others houses ad hoc

Months later she slapped me at our xmas ball, out of the blue as we were chatting, half playful half serious. When i asked why she done that, she referred back to the night above, in particular jogging my memory about the navy blue sexy nightie! Apparently she had assumed it was a booty call so had wore it specially for me. We had got busy and after sex she went down on me to finish me off as i hadnt cum yet, and i just fell asleep while she did....

I honestly didnt remember anything after the front door, i was so appalled (and gutted i couldnt remember) when she told me!

Luckily she was the forgiving type and gave me other chance to remember her properly in that nightie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We started calling it the stride of pride at uni

Not quite the same reasonnfornregret, but defo my worst drinking regret

I honestly didnt remember anything after the front door, i was so appalled (and gutted i couldnt remember) when she told me!

Luckily she was the forgiving type and gave me other chance to remember her properly in that nightie

Great story, I would of been mortified not remembering especially if he was fit and I fancied him. Luckily that's never happened to me.....yet haha

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

"Plenty of them mainly whilst at Uni..

You could tell one

Got home and the lads were up waiting for me to give me grief

Haha oh dear classic case of beer goggles

And then some.. lads went to campus next and she was asking about me.. luckily they told her I was ill. Never saw her afterwards though or even at graduation lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plenty of them mainly whilst at Uni..

You could tell one

Got home and the lads were up waiting for me to give me grief

Haha oh dear classic case of beer goggles

And then some.. lads went to campus next and she was asking about me.. luckily they told her I was ill. Never saw her afterwards though or even at graduation lol"

Aww poor her, she can't of been that bad

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

"Plenty of them mainly whilst at Uni..

You could tell one

Got home and the lads were up waiting for me to give me grief

Haha oh dear classic case of beer goggles

And then some.. lads went to campus next and she was asking about me.. luckily they told her I was ill. Never saw her afterwards though or even at graduation lol

Aww poor her, she can't of been that bad"

Erm I’m the grand scale of things no buy she was defo a don’t go there /bunny boiler in the convo we managed in between

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea

"Way back in the day I met a girl at the Rock Garden in London. I went back to hers and we had a great night.

I woke up in the morning to the sound of kids voices. Given that we were both about 21 I figured she was either a really young mum living with parents or they must be much younger siblings.

I woke her up and she told me she was the live in nanny and wasn't supposed to bring guys home.

She had to sneak me out the back way via a door at the bottom of the garden.

I then found I was in Putney as I had been rather busy on the cab journey to hers the night before.

So not a disaster but sneaking out was a bit nerve wracking lol

Oh no imagine if the kids had walked in"

In retrospect I'm just glad her employers didn't catch us as she'd have been sacked lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you for sharing your stories , I've had a good giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felt for a girl once!!

Was living in a hotel at the time….I know right lol….and went to a party of one of the staff members as I had got to know them all.

Anyways, ended up taking one girl home/or to my room…..and her work place!!!!

So she literally had to do the walk of shame thru her work place!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Felt for a girl once!!

Was living in a hotel at the time….I know right lol….and went to a party of one of the staff members as I had got to know them all.

Anyways, ended up taking one girl home/or to my room…..and her work place!!!!

So she literally had to do the walk of shame thru her work place!!! "

At least she didn't have to walk far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Felt for a girl once!!

Was living in a hotel at the time….I know right lol….and went to a party of one of the staff members as I had got to know them all.

Anyways, ended up taking one girl home/or to my room…..and her work place!!!!

So she literally had to do the walk of shame thru her work place!!!

At least she didn't have to walk far

Shame she wasn’t on an early shift!!

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By *sasimpleMan
over a year ago

D & G

Uni days, went the student union, a few of us went back to a mates room on campus had a bit of 420, listened to music, had a laugh.

Time came for me to leave to go to my best in town. Never got there.

Sneaked out of the students residences, round the back chapped on a girls window. Ground floor obviously, on the same corridor as the room my mate was in. She wasn't the most gorgeous young lady but asked if I could come in. She widened the widow and in I crawled.

Both had some good fun until 3 am in the morning and the fire alarm went off.

Mates on same corridor saw me sheepishly exiting her room with her.

They decked themselves and I got a fair rubbing for it for some time!

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By *sasimpleMan
over a year ago

D & G

Bedsit **

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bedsit **"

Did you regret it?

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By *sasimpleMan
over a year ago

D & G

Nah not at all, she was a fine laugh... overbite was a bit much though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah not at all, she was a fine laugh... overbite was a bit much though

Glad you had a good time, ballsy to knock on someone's window and ask to come in though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went home with a mature woman when I woke up in the morning I counted more toes than teeth on her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went home with a mature woman when I woke up in the morning I counted more toes than teeth on her "

Haha that made me laugh

what did you do? Did she give you a nasty suck?

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By *orkcoastguyMan
over a year ago

Bridlington.

A nice girl, own ace, a pleasant night and light early morning session then came down for a cup of coffee to wake me up and her parents were sitting there. Visiting, she forgot to tell me!

What made it worse was that I just had a T shirt on.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice girl, own ace, a pleasant night and light early morning session then came down for a cup of coffee to wake me up and her parents were sitting there. Visiting, she forgot to tell me!

What made it worse was that I just had a T shirt on......."

Haha did you have morning glory still.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

When you're past 30, it isn't the walk of shame.. Its the stride of pride

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you're past 30, it isn't the walk of shame.. Its the stride of pride

Not got any story later than uni yet, still time for 30's

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"When you're past 30, it isn't the walk of shame.. Its the stride of pride

Not got any story later than uni yet, still time for 30's

Get striding Mrs

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Sorry to say ive never been that d*unk enough, To not know who ive gone home with.

Even if I was, I wouldnt be shallow enough to climb out the window or use any excuse to get out of there.

Ive made them a drink and said good morning to them with a smile and a kiss.

Manners and feelings cost nothing to use after all youve slept with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lucky for me never happened but mate of mine well he go with anything with a pulse and well that's when he pulled bog roll Barbra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a few walk of shames when younger. One stands out was when 20 yrs old just single decided to go out and pull a guy my own age as my ex was over 40s older.

Drinks flowing got chatting but ended up pissed and ended up back at guys house amazing naughty sex

Woke up fully naked looked over as in head guy was around my age but fully wrong he was over 50

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to say ive never been that d*unk enough, To not know who ive gone home with.

Even if I was, I wouldnt be shallow enough to climb out the window or use any excuse to get out of there.

Ive made them a drink and said good morning to them with a smile and a kiss.

Manners and feelings cost nothing to use after all youve slept with them. "

I'm glad you've never done a walk of shame however, I wouldn't class myself as shallow more embarrassed. Everyone does things they regret especially while young. We live and learn and I'm pretty sure you've done things you regretted in your life. Thank you for your input though and for taking time to read the thread.

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
over a year ago

london

"Sorry to say ive never been that d*unk enough, To not know who ive gone home with.

Even if I was, I wouldnt be shallow enough to climb out the window or use any excuse to get out of there.

Ive made them a drink and said good morning to them with a smile and a kiss.

Manners and feelings cost nothing to use after all youve slept with them. "

Nothing shallow about climbing out the window.

I’m surprised that you actually even bothered commenting when you don’t know the full scenario.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"I was thinking of this earlier and had a giggle, so I hope I'm not the only one to admit this. You're in a pub and having a good time with a guy/girl you comtinue the fun elsewhere. You wake look at him/her and think bloody beer goggles again, you go to leave and realise you've brought them to yours

would else has done this? If it's someone you met off fab please be respectful to them. Come on spill the beans let's have a laugh"

Don't understand thus. You had a good time. What the fuck are you whining about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

would else has done this? If it's someone you met off fab please be respectful to them. Come on spill the beans let's have a laugh

Don't understand thus. You had a good time. What the fuck are you whining about?"

I'm not whining at all it was a great memory, if you don't have anything positive to say stay off my thread!

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