FabSwingers.com forum: The worst thing said in a club.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I generally go to club's alone but if I meet a man to go with I always hear something inappropriate. The worst, I'd gone with a couple in a room with a guy and he said to the other man. Oh do you want a turn, about me.

From there on I shut down. I continued play with the other couple but swiftly moved on in the club.

So what's the worst thing someone said in a club to you or about you that killed your mojo?

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Why the fuck are you here you ain’t got no chance you ugly fucker

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We heard a young Woman say to her partner "If you can't get a boner, go and look at the Women out there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh you are nearly as old as my grandad_ yeah it killed the mood!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Look good for your age

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Sorry, I just farted.

Actually, there's probably some people who'd get aroused by that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love you to be my mum then I could fuck you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We heard a young Woman say to her partner "If you can't get a boner, go and look at the Women out there"

Actually laughed out loud at this.

She delegated

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

A woman called me frigid & said I shouldnt be in clubs if I didn't want to be touched, when i told her husband to F off when he was trying to insert his toes into me uninvited in a Hottub , I'd politely & discreetly asked him to stop twice before, the third was when I told him to F off which is what caused her reaction

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"A woman called me frigid & said I shouldnt be in clubs if I didn't want to be touched, when i told her husband to F off when he was trying to insert his toes into me uninvited in a Hottub , I'd politely & discreetly asked him to stop twice before, the third was when I told him to F off which is what caused her reaction "

What the hell is wrong with people? I had someone try to do that as well. Disgusting does not even begin to describe it…. fortunately in my case he stopped as soon as I said so but I don’t know what some people think sometimes. Sorry you had to go through that. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf do they not know what the word consent means?? People like that give this world a bad name

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

There is a fat twat in a collar - well that was me!!! Clearly a big lad in a collar wasn’t for her.

I don’t want to hear your life story, this was from a guy who was outside of a room me and a couple were in after we were chatting for a bit

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Signing in to one well-known club in the NW, the host greeted me with;

"Have you been here before?"

"Yes, I have" I replied.

"Well just remember there's always someone watching, so behave yourself"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Signing in to one well-known club in the NW, the host greeted me with;

"Have you been here before?"

"Yes, I have" I replied.

"Well just remember there's always someone watching, so behave yourself"

I would have questioned why they asked if there's always someone watching?

Odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''im not a simgle guy im here with my wife that puts me above single guys ....i should come first being part of a couple'' me n hubs said politely erm no fuck off ...what a melt ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw an older couple having a barney. She was shouting at him ‘you’ve gone too far this time, get your coat’ … love to know what he did but she was fuming haha

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Signing in to one well-known club in the NW, the host greeted me with;

"Have you been here before?"

"Yes, I have" I replied.

"Well just remember there's always someone watching, so behave yourself"

I would have questioned why they asked if there's always someone watching?

Odd "

I was lost for words tbh....

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By *rincess and her FrogCouple
over a year ago

congleton

"''im not a simgle guy im here with my wife that puts me above single guys ....i should come first being part of a couple'' me n hubs said politely erm no fuck off ...what a melt ...."

I think I would have said some thing like “No, your wife should come first. Now go home and practice until you can do that for her”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why the fuck are you here you ain’t got no chance you ugly fucker"

Oooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to our club, you'll meet some lovely people here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More the actions that words doink grrrrr

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Times up, we're closing for the night.

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By *icknBrainCouple
over a year ago

Hyde

Can I have a go !! ( the cheeky fucker !!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a go !! ( the cheeky fucker !!)"

Awful. Utter disrespect X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a go !! ( the cheeky fucker !!)"

But you are at a sex party

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By *icknBrainCouple
over a year ago

Hyde

"Can I have a go !! ( the cheeky fucker !!)

Awful. Utter disrespect X

Well you can imagine our response !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a go !! ( the cheeky fucker !!)

Awful. Utter disrespect X

Well you can imagine our response !!"

I bet it wasn't, sure you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a go !! ( the cheeky fucker !!)

But you are at a sex party"

Oh gosh. This is why single men are usually limited at events.

The entitlement for the fee.

Even in jest, not funny. That's why I won't walk around a bigger club alone.

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By *icknBrainCouple
over a year ago

Hyde

"Can I have a go !! ( the cheeky fucker !!)

Awful. Utter disrespect X

Well you can imagine our response !!

I bet it wasn't, sure you can

No we stopped what we were doing and left the Jacuzzi !!

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By *inksAPlentyCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

My first time solo at a club a guy tried to finger me in the hot tub, I moved away but moved close and tried again. I told him not to touch me.

He turned and looked at another guy sat opposite and said 'Shall you and me double team her, mate?'

Ms x

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Some of these quotes are amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this thread! Can't get enough of things like this! Keep them coming please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy said to me "who's your daddy, call me your daddy". While some people might be into this, I'm not and I just found it creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a woman in a swinger's club asked me and a male i had played with if we had used a condom, after we had come out of a room.

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

Wtf lol"

If nothing else you know what your limit is before you take action. When does no really mean no, I guess for some When he's told to fuck off. If you ask nicely and discreetly someone to stop and he keeps going is that considered gentle r#pe. Soon as I hear stop how long before it's considered can it continue?

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By *orsecover59Couple
over a year ago

Jersey

Heard at a bi night as a guy was passing through the bar area," Can I push your stool in"......says it all really.

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

"Heard at a bi night as a guy was passing through the bar area," Can I push your stool in"......says it all really.

Thursday is RetardedDan day as not sure i get the joke

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By *histle79Man
over a year ago

Guildford

Not the worst thing said, just the worst thing.

I went to a club (on my own) but the whole place was empty by midnight! Was literally in my own hoping it was going to get busy. I was told it was just one of those nights!

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

"My first time solo at a club a guy tried to finger me in the hot tub, I moved away but moved close and tried again. I told him not to touch me.

He turned and looked at another guy sat opposite and said 'Shall you and me double team her, mate?'

Ms x"

Presumably you showed clean pair of heels and was out asap begore you heard the other guys response to the invitation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My first time solo at a club a guy tried to finger me in the hot tub, I moved away but moved close and tried again. I told him not to touch me.

He turned and looked at another guy sat opposite and said 'Shall you and me double team her, mate?'

Ms x"

Oh that's awful. Did you report it to club X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not the worst thing said, just the worst thing.

I went to a club (on my own) but the whole place was empty by midnight! Was literally in my own hoping it was going to get busy. I was told it was just one of those nights!"

In those situations I pretend in my head in rich and it belongs to me X. Especially when I used to go to Marriott swimming. Pretend I'm Rich for an hour

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Not the worst thing said, just the worst thing.

I went to a club (on my own) but the whole place was empty by midnight! Was literally in my own hoping it was going to get busy. I was told it was just one of those nights!"

Did you not get the infamous “Should have been here last week”?

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By *histle79Man
over a year ago

Guildford

Haha, yes!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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There was a guy at the playrooms at a club a few years ago asking everyone who came out, if he could clean them up.

I don't have a problem with people cleaning up, I just felt hanging around the playrooms and asking this to everyone, as soon as you opened the door to come out, seemed a little much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a guy at the playrooms at a club a few years ago asking everyone who came out, if he could clean them up.

I don't have a problem with people cleaning up, I just felt hanging around the playrooms and asking this to everyone, as soon as you opened the door to come out, seemed a little much."

Perhaps he was just hungry

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

Some of these replies make me glad we clearly have been lucky! Lol although we have had some disappointing things happen but nothing rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been a club but reading these is enough to put me off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An eastern European guy years ago paid entrance fee walked in and said to a blonde near the bar "I'll have her" The owner said "you joking?"

The Guy replied "I want her I have money" Owner quite rightly threw him out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An eastern European guy years ago paid entrance fee walked in and said to a blonde near the bar "I'll have her" The owner said "you joking?"

The Guy replied "I want her I have money" Owner quite rightly threw him out. "

Ooof. What a knobber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never been a club but reading these is enough to put me off..."

You gotta spread it out. These are rare. I've been to clubs 5 yrs and only two times have I been spoken to badly.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Why the fuck are you here you ain’t got no chance you ugly fucker"

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By *ial5555Man
over a year ago

Kent

The worst thing said to me was "F*ck off grandad"

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

""oh you are nearly as old as my grandad_ yeah it killed the mood!"

Wow, that's pretty shitty.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Consent is everything. You should have broken his toes, lol

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"a woman in a swinger's club asked me and a male i had played with if we had used a condom, after we had come out of a room."

Did she want to borrow it? Reduce, reuse, recycle!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Someone in a club once, (who I add, did seem to have some social difficulties), asked me how it works, he wanted to know, does he just choose a lady, approach her and go somewhere private with her.

Also does he need to chat to her partner at all if she is with one.

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By *ikkiHbiWoman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

In a club with my fwb who is bi, was with another couple and after the guy had us both he turned to me and said

how does it feel that your fella fucks and sucks better than you

Some heated words followed and my fwb layed into him, his wife was horrified at what he said and the host ended up asking them to leave

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By *oner HornCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

This is f'ing abysmal

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Second time at lachambre in Sheffield, Rhi and I were in a room together with door closed having some fu together. Door starts rattling and banging with someone shouting "hurry up, we want a go in her" . Nearly ripped door open and tore into them but rhi stopped me. Never went back to that club.

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Second time at lachambre in Sheffield, Rhi and I were in a room together with door closed having some fu together. Door starts rattling and banging with someone shouting "hurry up, we want a go in her" . Nearly ripped door open and tore into them but rhi stopped me. Never went back to that club. "

On her even , not in. Still gets me mad just remembering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As someone who is yet to sample a club I must admit this has opened my eyes, I genuinely thought naively that people wouldn't attempt to grope others without Neen invited

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"As someone who is yet to sample a club I must admit this has opened my eyes, I genuinely thought naively that people wouldn't attempt to grope others without Neen invited"
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A lot depends on the club. I've probably been to 8 different clubs over the last 8 years, totalling approximately 150 visits and I've been touched inappropriately 3 times by a man and once by a woman. Thankfully it is rare.

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

Acording to my wife "Its kicking out time".

She did not want to leave the dungeon that night

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Last orders

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By *inkyDuo XXXCouple
over a year ago

somewhere near you

"Times up, we're closing for the night."

you are always up for a party lol. You need to start going earlier lol

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I've actually enjoyed my experience of clubs but one club I went to I got chatting to a lady that had two male guests with her and she told me she only met them at the pub about 30 mins ago and invited them to the club which I thought wasn't so bad until she went on further to tell me that they are both brothers and they informed their wives they just nipped out to the shops together. I wasn't quite sure what to say after that lol

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