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"In a word no " And a no from me too. M | |||
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"Aww feel quite sorry for the op. But no we wouldn't lol" | |||
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"Aww feel quite sorry for the op. But no we wouldn't lol" Now you guys on the other hand...... | |||
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"Aww feel quite sorry for the op. But no we wouldn't lol Now you guys on the other hand...... " Why not both hands!? | |||
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"I thought I'd find at least one! But hay thinking of leaving if this is the response I'm getting! There are thousands of users on this site, the forums make up a small minority, so don't be disheartened. " | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/10/12 18:35:42]" People generally don't like "LOOK AT ME" threads I guess..... | |||
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"Ok guys is there a reason for all the knows. Something I should be changing! " Your profile kind of screams desperation as does being brave enough to post a thread like this! Regular forumites like myself will comment and say no, but as Julie the Wonderslut says, there are some out there who would! Be patient, polite and non pushy... and refrain from a post like this as you may not like the response! Good luck | |||
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"Any reasons for all the no's? " To be honest whoever had but that post up mate would of got the same responses! Just a bit of fun think nothing of it ! | |||
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"Cringe ! " But I'm sorry its a no thanks from me. | |||
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"Any reasons for all the no's? To be honest whoever had but that post up mate would of got the same responses! Just a bit of fun think nothing of it ! " This | |||
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"OP - biggest mistake you made was putting the words 'I won't be offended' at the end of your post.... Bad bad move.... Perhaps if you asked for constructive criticism of your profile, you might have got the kind of response you were expecting. " | |||
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"OP - biggest mistake you made was putting the words 'I won't be offended' at the end of your post.... Bad bad move.... Perhaps if you asked for constructive criticism of your profile, you might have got the kind of response you were expecting. " Exactly!! | |||
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"BTW OP we can't offer advice or constructive criticism unless you ask for it. Otherwise all we can do is answer the question, which won't help you work out what to change." | |||
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"Lets start this off and see where it goes! Would you fuck me open to men and women alike. I won't be offended! Why...have you ran out of sheep " LOL dreeeaaad!! | |||
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"No, for the following reasons: 1. I'm not gay. 2. I don't fuck, I do 'make love', often 'have a tumble' and occasionally a 'shag', but I never 'fuck'. 3. Even if I was gay your 'look at me thread' is poor at the very least. On a positive: I would consider adding you to my collection of axe victims under the floorboards. " | |||
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"Any contrusctive critism more than welcome! " Well as you asked The face pic is good, don't show or send cock pics unless asked, always be polite but witty and imaginative with the ladies. Think of it like trying to seduce them, catch their attention and follow it up slowly and surely. Slowly, slowly catchee Funky Monkey (...or something like that anyway). Anyway that'll fo for now. Don't want you getting as good as me do I? | |||
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"For us personally, I'll answer you here instead;-) You can't accommodate. You are looking for anything. You are after any age possible. Your avatar picture does you no favour and it leads be to belief you are not 30. You have only 3 pictures and one from 2009. Lose the legal notice at that bottom it means nothing and takes up your profile space for nothing." Re the accomodate - would make us suspicious as to why not, if you are playing away from home, not something we are interested in being involved with. | |||
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"Any reasons for all the no's? " Are you sure your ready for more insults..... | |||
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"OP - biggest mistake you made was putting the words 'I won't be offended' at the end of your post.... Bad bad move.... Perhaps if you asked for constructive criticism of your profile, you might have got the kind of response you were expecting. " Then again he might not...... | |||
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"Mattew (OP) - lets try to be constructive.... 1. Profile pic - doesn't do you any favours. Bad lighting and not smiling (or with a 'suitable' facial expression. (will message you mine and you'll see what I mean) 2. Single guy who can't accommodate - you MUST justify WHY. If you are genuinely single, unless you have mitigating circumstances (divorced and sharing home with kids etc) you will rule out a LOT of potential contacts. 3. Age range 18-99. Do you REALLY want to be having sex (NOT, repeat NOT 'fucking') a 99yr old woman? No. Didn't think you did. Put a bit of thought into and be REALISTIC. If you are not comfortable with over 50's - then it's up to 50. And realistically you are already too old for most 18yr olds. 4. List of Interests: Do NOT tick everything. Same as the above - think about it seriously and ONLY tick those interests you are genuinely into. It shows anyone browsing that you have put some thought into your profile. I'll leave what you should be saying in your narrative to the ladies on here. " He had us at profile pic | |||
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"Lets start this off and see where it goes! Would you fuck me open to men and women alike. I won't be offended! Why...have you ran out of sheep " Lmao pure class | |||
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"No to you but yes to Julie Hello " Mmmm Hello to you to | |||
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"I take it the OP didnt get any..." We where going to give him the sympathy yes....but we don't have that much sympathy in us...... | |||
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"I take it the OP didnt get any...We where going to give him the sympathy yes....but we don't have that much sympathy in us...... " Everyone has to take one for the team, surely you know that | |||
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"I take it the OP didnt get any...We where going to give him the sympathy yes....but we don't have that much sympathy in us...... Everyone has to take one for the team, surely you know that I'd prefer to take one in the head first " Lol don't be too mean to the guy! | |||
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"I feel like putting a thread like this up just because the replies make me laugh " Ooo go on | |||
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"I take it the OP didnt get any...We where going to give him the sympathy yes....but we don't have that much sympathy in us...... Everyone has to take one for the team, surely you know that I'd prefer to take one in the head first Lol don't be too mean to the guy!" Actually I admire the fact he hasn't removed himself, 100 replies and mostly insults....I would be in a warm bath now cutting my wrists and drinking vodka | |||
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"I take it the OP didnt get any...We where going to give him the sympathy yes....but we don't have that much sympathy in us...... Everyone has to take one for the team, surely you know that I'd prefer to take one in the head first " Which head | |||
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"I take it the OP didnt get any...We where going to give him the sympathy yes....but we don't have that much sympathy in us...... Everyone has to take one for the team, surely you know that I'd prefer to take one in the head first Which head " Well if somebody called julie_thewonderslut aint interested then your fucked..... | |||
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"I take it the OP didnt get any...We where going to give him the sympathy yes....but we don't have that much sympathy in us...... Everyone has to take one for the team, surely you know that I'd prefer to take one in the head first Which head Well if somebody called julie_thewonderslut aint interested then your fucked..... " Didn't feel a thing | |||
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"I take it the OP didnt get any...We where going to give him the sympathy yes....but we don't have that much sympathy in us...... Everyone has to take one for the team, surely you know that I'd prefer to take one in the head first Which head Well if somebody called julie_thewonderslut aint interested then your fucked..... Didn't feel a thing " With a name like that if it was an Elephant you probably wouldn't feel a thing..... | |||
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"I take it the OP didnt get any...We where going to give him the sympathy yes....but we don't have that much sympathy in us...... Everyone has to take one for the team, surely you know that I'd prefer to take one in the head first Which head Well if somebody called julie_thewonderslut aint interested then your fucked..... Didn't feel a thing With a name like that if it was an Elephant you probably wouldn't feel a thing..... " Ouch...don't start picking on me I am a very good WW so there | |||
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"I'm still here, just looking now for genuine feedback to help me. Hope to get some. And then maybe a yes! " Both me and Pork & Perky have given you some | |||
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"I'm still here, just looking now for genuine feedback to help me. Hope to get some. And then maybe a yes! " your profile is ok, you may have been better to have posted in the 'meets' forum and you may have got something arranged good luck for the future | |||
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"I'm still here, just looking now for genuine feedback to help me. Hope to get some. And then maybe a yes! Both me and Pork & Perky have given you some " And me....I've given him loads..... | |||
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"why do people just go too far.........." I agree | |||
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"why do people just go too far.........." Bye the way love your profile, must have taken you months to write that | |||
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"Looks like its.just you.and your.hand tonight.hunni x " At this rate, think the hand is saying "no" too! | |||
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"Looks like its.just you.and your.hand tonight.hunni x At this rate, think the hand is saying "no" too! " | |||
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"I feel like putting a thread like this up just because the replies make me laugh Ooo go on " Ok your on lol * face plants the desk thinking should have kept mouth shut * lol | |||
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"Guys who have given genuine help thanks a lot really appriated maybe it was worth this forum in the end. Again many thanks! " You can't be that bad... You've got over 120 replies in 4 hours, so have/are getting something that nobody else is | |||
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"Unbelievable some people on here.,, not on about the op either x" if a couple wrote this thread and guys were to answer saying they would need a lobotomy to fuck the wife, there would be outrage | |||
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"What a disappointment, I came in thinking it was a discussion about a Knife Party ! Would you fuck me? Are you Gay? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JKHNKMFaw8 24 seconds in" | |||
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"Yes! " Yes, if you didn't live in Wales. So I suppose that just confirms what everyone says about bi's. We will fuck anything lol | |||
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"Unbelievable some people on here.,, not on about the op either x if a couple wrote this thread and guys were to answer saying they would need a lobotomy to fuck the wife, Ain't that the truth there would be outrage" The irony that your reply post was so badly mid-interpreted xx | |||
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"My first yes!!!!!!!" No, second! Biguybigirl said yes too. | |||
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"2 yes' now. Getting better! " I suppose that could be called a success. You've not had to trawl the profiles on here and you've got a couple of definites in only a few hours. | |||
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"Unbelievable some people on here.,, not on about the op either x if a couple wrote this thread and guys were to answer saying they would need a lobotomy to fuck the wife, Ain't that the truth there would be outrage The irony that your reply post was so badly mid-interpreted xx" mis-interpreted* | |||
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"Very brave of you OP to put this thread up, and you know what they say, there is always someone out there for you ! But it's a no from us. " Really didn't think it would generate this much interest and I'm glad it has I've had a lot of helpful tips from Some nice people on here! | |||
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"No from the East Midlands lol" Was there a vote? Did we go to the polls? | |||
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"Any reasons for all the no's? " Too young and not attracted to you | |||
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"I'm still here, just looking now for genuine feedback to help me. Hope to get some. And then maybe a yes! Are there any females on this site that have had a Labotomy..... " That's just uncalled for and probably the nastiest comment on his thread. Have jumped on this late I know so the profile has changed. Not the worst looking profile I've seen and not the worst looking guy. To be honest, if I was looking for a meet and you messaged me I'd consider it. Just be,polite and patient when messaging people and I'm sure it will come good | |||
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"OP personally I wouldn't bother coming back to this thread. There are many here taking the piss and playing to the rest of the crowd. Some very nasty comments here. So what if its a look at me thread, as if we all don't do the very same thing by posting various comments up. " Reckon they're all jealous cos he's nudging 160 posts on his first thread! | |||
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"Why...have you ran out of sheep " Have you run out of things to steal? To the op: NO | |||
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"I take it the OP didnt get any...We where going to give him the sympathy yes....but we don't have that much sympathy in us...... Everyone has to take one for the team, surely you know that " I seem to remember I took one for the team when the day minxie went missing, and scooby doo was on the case, so I agree julie, | |||
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"I would................... Rather fuck the sheep " Your from Aberdeen so we knew this | |||
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"For those posting rude comments and jumping on the bitching band wagon; grow up, it's pathetic. Show some bloody empathy and offer constructive feedback. For those that have done so; well done for showing the others how a well mannered, intelligent human being communicates with other. OP, ignore the majority of posters and there lack of constructive feedback, they all clearly had their labotomy at birth. " I see your point but if a few harsh words puts an end to these types of threads then I'm all for it. | |||
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"You've had some grief for this post mate but you've not bitten back and you've been thankful to those who have tried to help you, so I think you'll do alright on here , be patient and just keep a sense of humour " | |||
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"For those posting rude comments and jumping on the bitching band wagon; grow up, it's pathetic. Show some bloody empathy and offer constructive feedback. For those that have done so; well done for showing the others how a well mannered, intelligent human being communicates with other. OP, ignore the majority of posters and there lack of constructive feedback, they all clearly had their labotomy at birth. " If you read the first post the guy asked a simple question, no mention of constructive feedback...as he said on his profile...'having a lot of fun on the forum'..he certainly had that, and a lot of attention..good luck to him. | |||
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"For those posting rude comments and jumping on the bitching band wagon; grow up, it's pathetic. Show some bloody empathy and offer constructive feedback. For those that have done so; well done for showing the others how a well mannered, intelligent human being communicates with other. OP, ignore the majority of posters and there lack of constructive feedback, they all clearly had their labotomy at birth. If you read the first post the guy asked a simple question, no mention of constructive feedback...as he said on his profile...'having a lot of fun on the forum'..he certainly had that, and a lot of attention..good luck to him. " | |||
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"If you read the first post the guy asked a simple question, no mention of constructive feedback...as he said on his profile...'having a lot of fun on the forum'..he certainly had that, and a lot of attention..good luck to him. " Well, if he didn't ask for constructive feedback the poor bugger definitely deserves a slating. Thanks, point proved. | |||
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"For those posting rude comments and jumping on the bitching band wagon; grow up, it's pathetic. Show some bloody empathy and offer constructive feedback. For those that have done so; well done for showing the others how a well mannered, intelligent human being communicates with other. OP, ignore the majority of posters and there lack of constructive feedback, they all clearly had their labotomy at birth. " I totally agree with the above. Character assassination is uncalled for. We've just seen how bullying and hateful comments can hurt people in the press. If you have nothing nice to say, just don't say anything guys. I wish you luck mate! We are all different and find different people attractive. Unfortunately some people have a very narrow _iew of a perfect lover and I guess they miss out on a lot of fun and friendship. | |||
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