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objects around the house...?

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By * starr - OP   Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

apart from the obvious, what have you used/been used on you, to masturbate with??

guys and gals.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

A candle - I snapped it when I came

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By *ondering_yorkshiremanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near NE Derbyshire/S Yorkshire/Nottinghamshire border

Have used a leeks (4 at once), a marrow on someone, have seen a lava lamp and air freshners used as well as wine bottles

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By *ossersMan
over a year ago

northampton

i use all sorts, around my home or in my workshop, if me cock fits it or not ill try to have good wank with it!!

tried allsorts, but the best so far is a loverly cock ring off a land rover wheel bearing, mmm nice and stiff.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

The pestle from a mortar and pestle.

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By * starr - OP   Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

wow, some objects there i wouldnt have even looked at that way.

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By *now-bbw-bunnyCouple
over a year ago

southend-on-sea

Looked in my handbag and have used my perfume bottle ,tin of impulse body spray, my hair bush ( handle been inside me many times) and my yin and yang balls . Not bad for a small handbag which sometime the kids go into .!

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Can vouch for my hair brush, mmm

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'm boring and only tried a wine bottle. Didn't enjoy it, rather stick to sex toys

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

few years a go a guy showed me what he did with the biggest orange you can buy ....he made a hole in it then he put it between his legs and asked me to fuck it as if it was a pussy !

well it was so fucking juicy and i fucked right through it lol was fucking amazing and my cock tasted of orange afterwards and the guy could not get enough of the vitamin c

try it wicked ..... jeez writing this must pop to waitrose later lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have tried a paintbrush handle which felt nice, Wooden spoon handle but felt that was too thin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fairly sure that the term for this is 'Pervertibles'. If you Google it you'll find lists of common household objects that can be put to good use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and not to forget the use of carrots and courgettes...amazing

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon


"and not to forget the use of carrots and courgettes...amazing "

I'm allergic to courgettes so that doesn't even come into my equation for alternative sex toys - also I have heard that when using marrows or courgettes, you have to be very careful as they have tiny hairs on them which can really irritate

I have used a champagne bottle - with some champagne still in it - bubbles are amazing inside mmmmmmm. lolly ices - the fruit pastille ones are good - sucked first to get rid of any ice crystals and then sucked after to taste the sweet pussy juices - yet another mmmmmm.

Other than that I have been pretty boring

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By *ondering_yorkshiremanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near NE Derbyshire/S Yorkshire/Nottinghamshire border

Been thinking and I bet a corn on the cob would be fantastic as u could pop some out to create a unique pattern of lumps and bumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a mate years ago used a bath over flow...... and he got stuck!!!!

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By * starr - OP   Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

bath over flow? oh my goodness

some things you just wont look at the same way again.

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By * starr - OP   Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

walking round the veg section in the supermarket, will your minds wonder to what you could do with the veg, or whether someone else is thinking the exact same thing while eyeing up that large carrot or other large veg!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Is it just me or do other people read posts and think to themselves I'm in the fucking twilight zone here !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bath over flow? oh my goodness

some things you just wont look at the same way again. "
lenty off soap, mind you the water got cold,lol and try explaining the bruises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me or do other people read posts and think to themselves I'm in the fucking twilight zone here ! "
im on tablets so ive got my excuse,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me or do other people read posts and think to themselves I'm in the fucking twilight zone here ! "

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Is it just me or do other people read posts and think to themselves I'm in the fucking twilight zone here !

"

OMG, I think I will just stick to my well stocked toy box!!!

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos


"i use all sorts, around my home or in my workshop, if me cock fits it or not ill try to have good wank with it!!

tried allsorts, but the best so far is a loverly cock ring off a land rover wheel bearing, mmm nice and stiff."

pmsl nooooooooo x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is it just me or do other people read posts and think to themselves I'm in the fucking twilight zone here !

OMG, I think I will just stick to my well stocked toy box!!! "

Any action men?

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By *ssentialminx1962Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

My best friends brother has 2 allotments locally and has been giving us both fruit and veg ALL summerlong!!

Last Month they invited me for Sunday lunch and after Dinner he went back to his Allotment.He returned a couple of hours later with some lovely green beans,red onions,5 massive Beets and OMG!!! pmaol ~ 3 of the BIGGEST GIGANTIC CUE's that i have EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!

I didnt measure them lol ~ but "INSTANTLY" couldnt help thinking what ONE would "feel like" up my tite pussy!!!

NEEDLESS to say ~ i declined supper and drove home with a massive on my face!!!

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By *ssentialminx1962Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By *ssentialminx1962Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

oops it posted TWICE??

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By *ssentialminx1962Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

and ~ Alka Seltzer's are "simply the best" plunk plunk fizzzzzzzzzzz

will never taste the same again !!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Is it just me or do other people read posts and think to themselves I'm in the fucking twilight zone here !

OMG, I think I will just stick to my well stocked toy box!!!

Any action men?"

I wouldn't mind an action man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is it just me or do other people read posts and think to themselves I'm in the fucking twilight zone here !

OMG, I think I will just stick to my well stocked toy box!!!

Any action men?

I wouldn't mind an action man "

Rules me out I'm an old man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me or do other people read posts and think to themselves I'm in the fucking twilight zone here ! "

Was just reading this thinking the same either that or fkn cukoo land

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