FabSwingers.com forum: Damn batteries!

By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I've been horny for days. Finally got a meet arranged and been exchanging some naughty texts.

So I thought: bathtime wank!

But my batteries are running low

And the only other ones are just as bad

So my extended bath wank turned into a gritting my teeth, determined to get there wank. And is not as satisfying.

Now I know girls have big ones, little ones, multiple ones and (as tonight has shown) I got there but it didn't relieve anything ones

How about you boys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe I hate it when that happens!!!

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hehe I hate it when that happens!!!

And I dripped all over the house when I got out the bath and went looking for replacements!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pete here. yeah you come so hard you think your balls are going inside out,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hehe I hate it when that happens!!!

And I dripped all over the house when I got out the bath and went looking for replacements!

Ooo, nice double entandre there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah a quicky is no where near as enjoyable as one that's built up over a period of time.

A bit of prostate massaging makes it even more intense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had to make up quite a few excuses as i tend to nick the ones out of the kids toys when this happens... either that or the xbox controls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have had to make up quite a few excuses as i tend to nick the ones out of the kids toys when this happens... either that or the xbox controls...

Dear god woman! Not the xbox controls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have had to make up quite a few excuses as i tend to nick the ones out of the kids toys when this happens... either that or the xbox controls...

Dear god woman! Not the xbox controls"

It was trying to explain to my 22 yrd son why the xbox controls were empty YET AGAIN with a bright red face

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

This has happened to me so many times I have an emergency AA stash in my bedroom. Luckily all the remotes take AAAs so no frantic cursing when they've been pinched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm abstaining from DIY at the moment!

It's damn hard at times - but sure makes for a lot more fun with company!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm abstaining from DIY at the moment!

It's damn hard at times"

I just bet it is!

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