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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am dealing with a sticky situation regarding my ex mother in law. She is very attractive and I do have thoughts to myself with how things would go if I ever had the chance. We banter and flirt quite frequently with her wearing just towels at times when I used to go round her house. She’s now invited me for dinner but I really don’t no how to go around it? Any advice?

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough


"I am dealing with a sticky situation regarding my ex mother in law. She is very attractive and I do have thoughts to myself with how things would go if I ever had the chance. We banter and flirt quite frequently with her wearing just towels at times when I used to go round her house. She’s now invited me for dinner but I really don’t no how to go around it? Any advice?"

Go to dinner and just go with the flow…flirt and see if shdd we takes the bait….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just can't imagine how a mother would like to do that to her daughter.

Am really hoping that she isn't a grandmother to your children if you have any.

For me, its really overstepping the mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you talking reality or fantasy world here?

Reality - buddy check yourself - there's no part of this ends well!

Fantasy - well who wouldn't want to dominate their mother in law and especially in the Ex sense?

Reality - I'd rather cut my appendage off than put it near the hateful witch ??

See there's a theme with mother in law's and generally not good ??

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Your post clearly states your 'predicament' but you've left out some pertinent details around your ex-wife. Does she know? Does she even care? Do you have children? What about your ex-father-in-law?

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

not your mother in law any more, and its probably a good meal go for it, and she most likely just wants a chat and a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we sitting comfortably?

Then I’ll begin.

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By *kcouple1973Couple
over a year ago

colchester

Similar situation years ago with an ex girl friends mum tbh I crapped myself she would of eaten me alive very attractive woman though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it a swerve. It’s not worth the drama

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Definitely would not go there.

Keep your thoughts to yourself and maybe put a bit of distance between you both.

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By *ornwallkink2017Couple
over a year ago

Cornwall

Def go for it! She’s the ex mil! No drama!

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close

If you are both single then what have you got to lose, she probably just wants to find out how you used to fuck her daughter

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Ex mother in law.

But she still spends time at your house?

In a towel?

Hmmmmmmm...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Seems legit.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems legit.

LvM"

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I used to have a massive crush on an ex’s mum.

But, still, no.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"I just can't imagine how a mother would like to do that to her daughter.

Am really hoping that she isn't a grandmother to your children if you have any.

For me, its really overstepping the mark. "

This ^^

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

No dont go there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't going to end well.

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By *ungmagic10Man
over a year ago

Northampton

She an ex's mom so why not lol ex being the main word there.. if i were attracted to her its game over, im smashing with a passion lolol Esp if things ended bad with her daughter and i

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Think with your brain, not with your cock

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Just a bit of useless information a work colleague from way back mum married her ex husband was the first one to do so after law changing they had 3 children that stayed with the dad! So grandma was step mum as well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could a mother do that to her daughter I wonder? Ultimate betrayal I feel

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"How could a mother do that to her daughter I wonder? Ultimate betrayal I feel "

Yes for sure! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just can't imagine how a mother would like to do that to her daughter.

Am really hoping that she isn't a grandmother to your children if you have any.

For me, its really overstepping the mark. "

100% this, the ultimate betrayal, it doesn't matter if you're not with the daughter, find someone else. How could a mother do that to her own daughter? Why do men fantasise about the mother in law all the time? Stop thinking with your cock and think consequences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it a miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going back to my late 20’s i met this girl we chatted each time we wer out even swapped numbers, next time I saw her out she was with her mum, wow i cud see wer daughter got her looks and figure from, few nights later im out and spots her mother, she comes right over after a few drinks suggests we go back to mine

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can she bake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am dealing with a sticky situation regarding my ex mother in law. She is very attractive and I do have thoughts to myself with how things would go if I ever had the chance. We banter and flirt quite frequently with her wearing just towels at times when I used to go round her house. She’s now invited me for dinner but I really don’t no how to go around it? Any advice?"

Invite her round and fuck her brains out.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

There's a new advert for some gambling site where the guy fancies his mother in law. Makes me laugh every time

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London


"Ex mother in law.

But she still spends time at your house?

In a towel?

Hmmmmmmm..."

Was wondering that too...

My guess is it's fantasy. We haven't heard back from him, have we? So many details missing. Maybe he was using "-in-law" loosely, and it was just a short fling, no children, no drama with the ex, and the mother-in-law's single.

But if it's his children's grandomother, oh no!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Does your ex have a sister too. May as well try her too.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Men are so stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont do it, its a trap!!!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Men are so stupid"

I hope you're not looking for an argument or in depth discussion about that, it wouldn't last very long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont do it, its a trap!!!"

Not impossible hey

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London


"Dont do it, its a trap!!!"

You think the ex wants full custody of the children? And an excuse never to speak to her mother again?

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la


"I just can't imagine how a mother would like to do that to her daughter.

Am really hoping that she isn't a grandmother to your children if you have any.

For me, its really overstepping the mark. "

Totally agree. Some lines should never be crossed.

How would you feel if the tables were turned and your dad shagged your ex wife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are so stupid

I hope you're not looking for an argument or in depth discussion about that, it wouldn't last very long. "

Tbf alot of the threads for stories are mother/sister in law fantasies or they had or are having an affair with them. You don't see any father/brother in law threads so she has a point in some respects.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Men are so stupid

I hope you're not looking for an argument or in depth discussion about that, it wouldn't last very long.

Tbf alot of the threads for stories are mother/sister in law fantasies or they had or are having an affair with them. You don't see any father/brother in law threads so she has a point in some respects. "

My father in law and brothers in law are most definitely not the stuff of which fantasy is made

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It's a situation that makes many people cringe

If she drops her towel - leg it

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"I am dealing with a sticky situation regarding my ex mother in law. She is very attractive and I do have thoughts to myself with how things would go if I ever had the chance. We banter and flirt quite frequently with her wearing just towels at times when I used to go round her house. She’s now invited me for dinner but I really don’t no how to go around it? Any advice?"

Well youve been invited out for a meal so go do it.

Theres nothing wrong in having a meal even if its with the ex's mum.

It could be for a talk.

It could be a trap that your ex has set up so you could both meet up to talk.

Really you dont know until you go.

dressed in a towel and talking/flirting means nothing.

Neither does it mean anything if there totaly naked infront of you talking.( been there myself)

In the end its all up to you if you step over and make it something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am dealing with a sticky situation regarding my ex mother in law. She is very attractive and I do have thoughts to myself with how things would go if I ever had the chance. We banter and flirt quite frequently with her wearing just towels at times when I used to go round her house. She’s now invited me for dinner but I really don’t no how to go around it? Any advice?

Well youve been invited out for a meal so go do it.

Theres nothing wrong in having a meal even if its with the ex's mum.

It could be for a talk.

It could be a trap that your ex has set up so you could both meet up to talk.

Really you dont know until you go.

dressed in a towel and talking/flirting means nothing.

Neither does it mean anything if there totaly naked infront of you talking.( been there myself)

In the end its all up to you if you step over and make it something else."

What planet do you live on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am dealing with a sticky situation regarding my ex mother in law. She is very attractive and I do have thoughts to myself with how things would go if I ever had the chance. We banter and flirt quite frequently with her wearing just towels at times when I used to go round her house. She’s now invited me for dinner but I really don’t no how to go around it? Any advice?

Well youve been invited out for a meal so go do it.

Theres nothing wrong in having a meal even if its with the ex's mum.

It could be for a talk.

It could be a trap that your ex has set up so you could both meet up to talk.

Really you dont know until you go.

dressed in a towel and talking/flirting means nothing.

Neither does it mean anything if there totaly naked infront of you talking.( been there myself)

In the end its all up to you if you step over and make it something else.

What planet do you live on? "

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

I thought jackanory had finished now

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I just can't imagine how a mother would like to do that to her daughter.

Am really hoping that she isn't a grandmother to your children if you have any.

For me, its really overstepping the mark. "

This !, out of order and risking serious issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There may trouble ahead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My paranoid self would think I’m being set up lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Jeremy Kyle is no stranger to this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I would avoid it like the plague

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

With something as clear cut as this I often wonder why people even give a second thought to what they should do.

I would never dream of talking to my son in law while wearing only a towel unless we were at the beach. I'm damn sure if he was at our house, I'd somehow completely lost my mind and all sense of decency and decided to swan about in a towel when he was here he'd pretty soon leave.

What goes through people's mind?

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Does he really need to ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all down to you as person and the standard you set for yourself

Because no matter what us guys say on here you will do what pleases you anyway.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

So her daughter wouldn't freak out at calling you Step-Daddy?

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

It will end in tears ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have kids then don’t do it.

If your ex cheated or was a prick and you wanna ruin life then…

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester


"I am dealing with a sticky situation regarding my ex mother in law. She is very attractive and I do have thoughts to myself with how things would go if I ever had the chance. We banter and flirt quite frequently with her wearing just towels at times when I used to go round her house. She’s now invited me for dinner but I really don’t no how to go around it? Any advice?"

think this belongs in the stories forum

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By *WDomMan
over a year ago

Taunton

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast


"Ex mother in law.

But she still spends time at your house?

In a towel?

Hmmmmmmm..."

Read the post again, the op said her house

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I thought jackanory had finished now "

No, it is back on the CBeebies channel.

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By *undazeCouple
over a year ago

Dover

She'll tease and excite you at this meal, but will have the wine spiked.

You will wake up chained and naked in her cellar where she and your ex wife will enjoy doing unspeakable things to you.

Or was that a film we once saw..... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just can't imagine how a mother would like to do that to her daughter.

Am really hoping that she isn't a grandmother to your children if you have any.

For me, its really overstepping the mark. "

Totally agree. Daft mare.

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester


"I just can't imagine how a mother would like to do that to her daughter.

Am really hoping that she isn't a grandmother to your children if you have any.

For me, its really overstepping the mark.

Totally agree. Daft mare."

dont worry its not real

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By *lim_funMan
over a year ago

Hebden bridge

"ex" so go for it

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Ride her like sea biscuit

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London


"She'll tease and excite you at this meal, but will have the wine spiked.

You will wake up chained and naked in her cellar where she and your ex wife will enjoy doing unspeakable things to you.

Or was that a film we once saw..... ?"

You should write that film! I see some flare there. It could be either an erotic thriller or a comedy at this stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps."

A mother in law visiting is like an Exocet missile heading towards a warship.

You know it's coming but there's fuck all you can do about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call my mother in law the Minister for War

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford

Just nail her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d fuck my mother in law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d fuck my mother in law "

Not if I fuck her first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it! Fucked my ex mother in law before I met her daughter lol

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I am dealing with a sticky situation regarding my ex mother in law. She is very attractive and I do have thoughts to myself with how things would go if I ever had the chance. We banter and flirt quite frequently with her wearing just towels at times when I used to go round her house. She’s now invited me for dinner but I really don’t no how to go around it? Any advice?"

Wrong on many levels. You could destroy a mother and daughters relationship.

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